I have a blanket spread out, and I lay down facing three pies that have been placed before me. Eyeing the pies, I know what I must do, and plunge my face into the first pie, and then the second, and then the third, leaving my face totally creamed.

In the second part, you find me standing outside in my sports bra and bikini bottom. I take buckets of water and pour them over myself to clean the cream from my face.