I've always been into wam. It started with Get Your Own Back, the sheer public humiliation of being dumped in some vile liquid and everyone laughing at you, was so interesting to me.

Once I found out this was more common than I thought, I began desperate to get gunged by someone. There are several people who I think I'm close to arranging something with, but don't hesitate to ask questions if you have any.

I'm a chubby 25 year old white male, and I'm bisexual. My main preference is older men, I love the idea of being punished by a daddy. I love being drenched in custard, beans, syrup, sweet sauces, and one day I'd love to try natrosol (everyone needs to give that one a go one day!).

Once lockdown is over, I intend to get messy with someone asap.

Favourite NHP gungings:
- Eamonn Holmes
- Pearly Queen
- Richard Whitely
- Graham Cole (when your mother in law sets you, that's just pure humiliation)
- Nick Parsons (face gets absolutely smeared with blue gunge, and he's wearing a sexy tight superman outfit)