I feel like I would be holding a pie over your head, smiling evilly and you take the glasses off, hoping I'll be seduced and won't pie you.
Then one splat later you recognize that while you succeeded in the former, that did not lead to the outcome you sought for the latter.
But on the bright side, free dessert. Whip cream and vanilla pudding with graham cracker crust and ice cream sprinkles on top! (Also streaks of chocolate sauce and caramel sauce.)