Oh Hip Hip, Oh Hip Hip Hooray!
There's something we all want to say!
"Well done again," Mina!
You're not staying cleaner,
Walk tall in the mud, silt and clay!
A walk in the mud with Tsarmina,
Is not the best way to stay cleaner,
With a splash and a plop,
In you both drop,
I'd give anything just to have seen her!