Heaven. Did that mud really get between the inside of the shoe and the underside of your foot or did it have a little, erm, assistance? I find that mud often gets 'assisted' to end up there!
Whoops, I knew it was too much to expect to stay clean and dry. I accidentally slipped and now here I am on my back on the ground. One lovely high heeled sandal buried in to the soft earth, the other lying on top. My legs have ended up wide open showing my stocking tops and causing my skirt to fall up over my belly exposing my knickers for all to see. Oh who could have imagined.