Man oh man. Wish I'd seen this video earlier. You talk just like a guy I used to fantasize about in trade school a few years back. Voice and everything. "You like that, son?" Good God almighty. All about it. I love being the young gun getting it from a more experienced gent.
This could easily be a picture of the shoeless pie face. Kicked off shoes, pied in the face, and p1ss1ng its jeans. Oh yes, I know all about the spf's need to wet itself...