This is one hell of an erotic shot. Your face is all smothered with cream so thick that you are barely able to speak or breath through that air hole you have just made. I bet all that cream blinding your eyes and covering your features would feel even better after you have finished rubbing it all even more over your face and head. You look just totally magnificent.
I do hope you received another pie in your face as you were sticking out your tongue at us. Then we could hear you utter 'uugghhh' as most of the second pie travels into your open mouth and down your throat. A fitting retribution to you for showing us such defiance.
I love a profile pic. Look at that pie envelope your face. All that gooey cream swallowing up your forehead, chin and jaw and encroaching upon your ear. And your little nose poking through the crust. Love the symmetry of this shot especially the big, flat pie crust resting on your pan. More pie hits should capture this simplicity.
YAHOO! (will I be penalized for using a brand name?) Anyway, a pie guy who is not afraid to show a clean face before the pies hit there mark. Kudos Buddy, KUDOS!
I agree with Tommy Trojan. If this was a real pie, gooey, stringy pie filling should be cascading from your pied face and down on to your shoulders and chest. But let's not forget this wonderful side photo. How your brow, nose and mouth are captured by the cream. You look simply magnificent here.