Stick with pies Buddy. Striped down to your birthday suit you would make a beautiful target for pies. Your luscious beard coated and caked in gooey meringue. Torrents of chocolate pudding cascading down over your head and pie hole. So thick you cannot even speak or see. Your blue eyes popping out at us saying,'SPLUD!' Your armpits and ass crack are just spewing pie filling. And your torso and legs are plastered completely in pie filling and broken crusts. You have now become a 'pie' statue.
More pies that splash all over your face and bury it in a sea of gooey mess. There crusts of graham cracker disintegrate and release torrents of chocolate meringue and cool whip. You use your hands and arms to stop this assault but flailing them is useless. All you can do is rub the creamy goo over your naked chest, around your protruding nipples and curving belly. And as all this sticky mess envelopes your whole head we can see your mouth open as you say a muffled 'DUH!' Just as your eyes do.
I do too. I would love to see you strip down to your birthday suit and see you plastered in your face with TEN chocolate cream pies. All one after the other. Gooey meringue and broken crust dribbling down off your pie hole. Followed by another chocolate surprise that makes you gurgle and groan in shock. Then three or four more that spreads chocolate goo splashing over your shoulders, chest and stomach. All the while you try to use your hands and arms to deflect this massive, sticky assault.
Love you, too
Rama PiedPhoto: I've got a beard that can hold lots of mess, man7/8/14report
That is an absolutely splendid beard, sir. Thanks for adding!
Love you, too
