Comments on content by bigal5555555

You certainly LOOK like a loser there, not "enjoying" it very much. I'm a 55+ yo with ED and I got harder watching this than you did filming it. Geez. Frankly, I'd rather see you wearing shorts and using my imagination than seeing just how "little" you have to work with down there. I dare you to wear some costume to show how much of a loser you are--anything with "Missouri" written on it would be a good start. Or maybe they make a pink tutu in your size?

dan77539Video: Covered in Ketchup and Mustard for Being a Loser12 days agoreport

Tub was super slick, but you are super HOT! Hot AF mess!

MuchoMudVideo: Covered in Ketchup and Mustard for Being a Loser24 days agoreport

So Hot! Love it! ;-) :loveeyes: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

Shampoo1Video: Covered in Ketchup and Mustard for Being a Loser10/21/24report

Love the new angle

Pieboy_TenVideo: Covered in Ketchup and Mustard for Being a Loser10/20/24report

That would feel so good - wish I was there too

Mucky StevePhoto: Having way too much fun!9/9/24report

I need those on my hard cock :-P

ItalianSlimyFeetPhoto: Having way too much fun!9/9/24report

OMG! Those feet look so plump and soft, love them

ItalianSlimyFeetPhoto: Frosting anyone?9/9/24report

Loved it! Wish you would have Washed your Hair again when you got naked! :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

Shampoo1Video: Fully-clothed Shower in My Hotel Room6/18/24report

Love watching you "Shampoo" your Hair with whatever Mess you are using, as well as just regular Shampoo! ;-) :loveeyes: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

Shampoo1Video: A Big Pie for a Big Loser!6/6/24report

:loveeyes: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

Shampoo1Video: Cake Batter Shampoo for Being Caught6/6/24report

You're going to make a great Daddy Bear in a few years, if you aren't one already.

jonh387Video: A Big Pie for a Big Loser!6/4/24report

You don't look like a big loser to me I love the video by the way

spiker231Video: A Big Pie for a Big Loser!6/4/24report

Now who hit you with that pie i said it was for my face. But you look great anyway

spiker231Photo: Overfilling my undies6/4/24report

I definitely need it in my face

spiker231Photo: Exactly what a big loser deserves!6/4/24report

Is it going in my face

spiker231Photo: Exactly what a big loser deserves!6/4/24report

And they say that chocolate frosting is good for the skin and hair. May I get a big giant lick Alan of course before you take it off

spiker231Photo: Any ideas for more sessions?6/3/24report

I love your chocolate Mohawk was it very hard to get off your hair and beard?; I bet that the special person really likes this look on you and your beard of course

spiker231Photo: I love a chocolate Mohawk!6/3/24report

I don't think you need more sweetness and I am sure that the special someone don't either

spiker231Photo: Need more sweetness!6/3/24report

Nicely done Alan like they always say it's not easy being green

spiker231Photo: Even covered my smelly pits6/3/24report

Alan no your not a loser your my loser

spiker231Photo: Look at this loser6/3/24report

It looks like you had fun. Now the question remains are you a friendly halk or a mean halk? Halk smash brother I think that your the friendly halk

spiker231Photo: What a stooge6/3/24report

What kind of pies and were are they going I wonder hopefully both of our faces

spiker231Photo: National pie day!!!6/3/24report

Alan I love your photos and videos so pick quite a few of the photos and 9 videos for me and you to recreate so when I come see you we have something to look forward to don't worry I won't put a pie in this face oh wait I think I will splat happy belated birthday I just put your birthday cake in your face

spiker231Photo: Any takers?6/3/24report

How did you get frosted what kind was it

spiker231Photo: Frosted!6/3/24report

I'm so very happy and excited that your beard stayed and you got your hair cut it looks amazing

spiker231Photo: Fresh cut6/3/24report

I like your hair cut yay I see you didn't get rid of your beard

spiker231Photo: Fresh cut6/3/24report

It's in the eyes again. What are you getting rid of your facial hair? It looks like your getting ready to have a shave

spiker231Photo: Shaving cream6/3/24report

It looks like a very awesome feeling it looks so yummy on you great smile by the way

spiker231Photo: Awesome feeling!6/3/24report

You look like a very yummy cake what flavor are you. I love your smile by the way

spiker231Photo: Smile for the camera6/3/24report

You look so yummy you have some in your eyes

spiker231Photo: Totally covered!6/3/24report

You look amazing but you got some in your eyes did you mean to do that if not let me grab the towel and wipe it away from your eyes

spiker231Photo: So amazing6/3/24report

It looks so amazing I bet it feels so amazing

spiker231Photo: So amazing6/3/24report

May I help you clean up

spiker231Photo: Totally covered from head to toe!6/3/24report

I have some ideas for me and you to do together Alan their very fun and very yummy and messy but for us to do together

spiker231User: bigal55555556/3/24report

Man I sure definitely would love a big giant lick and a big giant kiss from that sexy face I bet it gives very good messy kisses and tastes even better I think I'll have a big giant lick of it and maybe even a little nibble of it did I just hear someone say no man that nibble was good now time for the big giant lick I think I'll do the forehead around the eyes and the lips man was that tasty oh look their is a person I better call my buddy Alan he said that he's not sure who it is and to put yummy chocolate frosting all over his face man does he look very yummy and messy in it

spiker231Photo: Covered face6/3/24report

Man this human hot dog tasted so very very yummy oh wait their is a good looking man in my hot dog bun and here I thought I was eating a regular hot dog I guess I have to call my buddy bigal and see if he knows anything about it or what to do with it.

Love it Alan keep up the good work

spiker231Video: Becoming a Human Hotdog6/2/24report

May I have a bite or even a lick

spiker231Video: Becoming a Human Hotdog6/2/24report

Is that a chocolate mask by the way brother if so I want it on my face please I so would love to kiss you all covered in chocolate and of course lick you clean now were did I put the stawberrys at of that's right I have feed them to you before this happened oh well maybe next time

spiker231Photo: Covered face6/2/24report

My I have a lick Alan your super good looking in all of your photos

spiker231Photo: Covered face6/2/24report

You look very yummy in green paint just like a army man I bet you would need some assistance with taking the paint off and possibly even painting your back im glad that your hair stayed spiked up did it stay like that forever until the paint came off man what I wouldn't do to get a big giant kiss from this army man I love your goatee by the way sir I bet your body looked very good painted to sir sit down I'll help you with your back and body sir woof very hot

spiker231Photo: 1st time with paint6/2/24report

A great way to enjoy a birthday

suitmessVideo: 32nd Birthday Session! Completely Caked and Chocolated5/1/24report

Nice Cake & Chocolate Syrup Shampoo!!!

Shampoo1Video: 32nd Birthday Session! Completely Caked and Chocolated4/29/24report

:loveeyes:

Shampoo1Video: It Goes Where? Forum Game 2 Pie Payup4/29/24report

Happy birthday! Very, very tasty.I wish I'd been invited to the party

boschserVideo: 32nd Birthday Session! Completely Caked and Chocolated4/18/24report

;-)

Shampoo1Photo: This was so fun3/5/24report

;-)

Shampoo1Photo: Is that pie for me!?!?3/5/24report

;-) :loveeyes: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

Shampoo1Photo: What a creamy mess3/5/24report

Very cute pic! Needs a pie ;)

Deep_MudPhoto: Is that pie for me!?!?2/23/24report

;-) :loveeyes: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

Shampoo1Video: Clowning around with a Shaving Cream Pie10/4/23report

You have great hair, I recon you should grow it out :P

SouthWestPhoto: Is that pie for me!?!?10/2/23report

A barrage of custard and foam pies. Maybe a cake to sit on :p

pie_guy_ukPhoto: How should this clown get humiliated?10/2/23report

If I didn't know any different, i'd swear you were an ogre.

Bo ShortsPhoto: Totally green!10/2/23report

Oh, you're just begging for a pie, aren't you? Every good little clown deserves a pie to the face or crotch.

Bo ShortsPhoto: Is that pie for me!?!?10/2/23report

Thank you for doing this on my behalf.

mudman2010Photo: So sticky and fluffy10/1/23report

Just one pie? You've got so much hot real estate in your chest and belly that a second (and third and fourth) pies would go so well slathered on you, so that floppy nose wouldn't have a chance. Great job Al.

jonh387Video: Clowning around with a Shaving Cream Pie9/30/23report

Great clip - love how you've turned a single pie into such thorough coverage!

MessyBearLondonVideo: A Big Pie for a Big Guy7/31/23report

Love it!!!! And woof! Hot man!

Geek87Video: A Big Pie for a Big Guy7/31/23report

Two fantastic videos - a proper savoury mess!

messytrackiesVideo: Caught on National Hot Dog Day! Human Hotdog Payup! Part 27/25/23report

I love paint - full coverage with acrylic is my favorite ;)

boschserPhoto: This was so fun7/7/23report

Really cool!

QSHunPhoto: How's the hairstyle?6/26/23report

Looking good!

Poidog101Photo: How's the hairstyle?6/23/23report

;-) :loveeyes: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

Shampoo1Video: If You Can Catch Me Pie and Cold Shower Payup5/5/23report

I'd love to dump a load of that down my boxers right now :wahhh:

slimyundiesxdPhoto: It's about to get super messy!5/4/23report

Hope it's a deep head dunking.

GungeMasterPPhoto: It's about to get super messy!4/30/23report

;-) :loveeyes: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

You do rock a Shaving Cream Shampoo!

Shampoo1Video: Caught on National Pie Day! 2 Pie Payup3/20/23report

;-) :loveeyes: :kiss:

Shampoo1Photo: Caught now I gotta be creamed3/20/23report

;-) :loveeyes: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: Love you covered in Shaving Cream, and/or Shampoo. Or anything, for that matter!

Shampoo1Photo: How embarrassing!3/20/23report

;-) :loveeyes: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

Shampoo1Photo: Look at this loser!3/20/23report

;-) :kiss: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:

Shampoo1Photo: What a stooge!3/20/23report

Wow youre super hot, Nice pies!

PhelippeVideo: Caught on National Pie Day! 2 Pie Payup1/25/23report

Love this!!!

GUNGEFOXYVideo: Caught on National Pie Day! 2 Pie Payup1/24/23report

Awesome video, love how long your hair is, perfect for a good messy shampoo

MarkyVideo: Caught on National Pie Day! 2 Pie Payup1/24/23report

Such a noble effort but in the end the loser gets what he deserves

gguy254Video: Loser Cuffed and Pied. Loser Has to Payup1/7/23report

Love it! ;-) :loveeyes: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

Shampoo1Video: Late Night Clothed Shower and Shampoo12/31/22report

:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

Shampoo1Video: Creamy Sticky Mess Part 1. Shaving Cream and Syrup Mess12/31/22report

Awesome!!!! ;-) :loveeyes: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

Shampoo1Video: Creamy Sticky Mess Part 2. Sprayed with Cream, Pied with Cum12/31/22report

Fucking sexy!!

Geek87Photo: Totally trashed!12/26/22report

Bet that felt awesome in your pits

vanpigboyPhoto: Love this feeling12/24/22report

Absolute gunge slut!! Love the creamy cum combination, very hot.

GUNGEFOXYVideo: Creamy Sticky Mess Part 2. Sprayed with Cream, Pied with Cum12/23/22report

Nice, very good mess-selfie! :)

QSHunPhoto: Late night snack gets messy!12/18/22report

Woww, really hot vid!

QSHunVideo: Loser Gets Creamed and Humiliated!12/13/22report

Yes. I wanna lick.

mudman2010Photo: Wanna lick?12/4/22report

;-) :loveeyes: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

Shampoo1Video: Happy Pie in the Face Day! 4 Pie Barrage!12/2/22report

Hahaha, you deserve to get all those pies loser! I bet you loved getting the cummy pie, you sloppy pig.
You should be trashed more often, so you can truly get the humiliation you rightly deserve.

54321SpltVideo: Happy Pie in the Face Day! 4 Pie Barrage!11/29/22report

sexy

GUNGEFOXYVideo: Ice Cream, Ketchup, Mayo, and Mustard Gunging Part 211/28/22report

messy feet, sexy as

GUNGEFOXYVideo: Human Peanut Butter Cup for Lpguy_123 Part 211/28/22report

Fuck!!! So hot

GUNGEFOXYVideo: Punished for Being a Big Forum Game Loser!11/28/22report

Loser!! I love to watch a hairy, bearded guy plaster himself in pies and you are so sexy in the way you humiliate yourself. I LOVED the cum filled pie at the end. AWESOME DUDE!!!!

GUNGEFOXYVideo: Happy Pie in the Face Day! 4 Pie Barrage!11/28/22report

Love seeing a man getting cream in his beard!

splatcharlieVideo: Happy Pie in the Face Day! 4 Pie Barrage!11/28/22report

amazing!!!

QSHunVideo: Happy Pie in the Face Day! 4 Pie Barrage!11/28/22report

love how sticky that stuff feels in your pits!

vanpigboyPhoto: Fluff in my pits! So sticky!11/28/22report

Loving this last pie...... 8-D 8-D 8-D

megapiesVideo: Happy Pie in the Face Day! 4 Pie Barrage!11/28/22report

What a nice cream covered stooge you make! How humiliating. :D

Jaysus20Video: Happy Pie in the Face Day! 4 Pie Barrage!11/28/22report

Fantastic video! Deliciously and disgustingly hot - How long did the smell last? ;)

boschserVideo: Becoming a Human Hotdog11/12/22report

Awesome video . Next time put a hot dog in your mouth and dump a bucket of green relish over your head

hurricanescVideo: Becoming a Human Hotdog11/11/22report

That was Hot! ;-) :loveeyes: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

Shampoo1Video: Becoming a Human Hotdog11/11/22report

Great to see you getting bolder and being badder. ;-) :thumbsup:

gingergungeguyVideo: Becoming a Human Hotdog11/11/22report

Ohhh yeah the peanut butter in the pits got my attention haha. Fuckin hot

vanpigboyVideo: My Messiest Session Yet! Part 1 of 310/29/22report

Good to see a loser properly humiliate himself. I hope everytime you think you look cool, you remember this and think about what a sloppy messy loser you actually are. :bahaha:

54321SpltVideo: Bad Boy Human Fluffernutter Punishment Part 37/28/22report

;-) :loveeyes: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

Shampoo1Video: Loser Has to Simple Pie to the Face7/8/22report