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This is actual footage of when I decided to wear a full three-piece suit and tie with complete accessories to some local McDonald's, sat down and folded a satin handkerchief over my lap like some proper dunce, and complained to some poor janitor who I mistook for a waitress that the French fries weren't properly seasoned with enough ketchup. Needless to say, I returned to the finance headquarters utterly humiliated.
Beautiful tie and three-piece. All it needs is a big sloppy cream pie splatter after being pelted onto your face.
If anyone ever sees me eating at a restaurant and especially if I'm wearing a beautiful three-piece suit and look like I have some important business to attend to, please never hesitate to walk up to me, say absolutely nothing, and empty an entire bottle of ketchup like this for my humiliation.
This tie must be indestructible! Shaving foam, then ketchup, and still able to be cleaned...??
Ought to try something more permanent
Ought to try something more permanent
Need some help emptying out the rest of that bottle, suit man? I got a full bottle of mayo to go with that ketchup, too.
If we were coworkers, and you kept bragging about how much more fashionable and well-dressed your new suits were compared to mine, I'd make sure to empty out my lunch on your high contrast collar and huge tie knot exactly like this every single time.
