Now you need to get paddled...starting out in all those wet clothes, continuing as you take off, one piece at a time, and finishing off bareass naked. ;P
Looks like a great place to do some mud wrestling, thick, but not to thick mud, be a good place to struggle, slip and roll around in tight jeans and tops
The positioning of your hands makes me want to see you undo that belt, that button, and that zipper (and then maybe peel off that wet shirt for good measure).