Comments by JoeyTheSoaKing

Maybe I should re-adjust the milk foam function of my coffee machine

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Awesome! Did you sit in a tub of J-Lube before and just got out of it? Would love to see that, too!

Video: Some Fun in New Diesel Larkee Jeans and J-Lubeyesterdayreport

Incredible. Wish I was there!

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I guess now I found the hardest among all those muddy logs

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Now I know what was missing on my bucket list!

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To resist temptation can be really hard sometimes ;-)
Love the shiny gear btw!

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It tastes like "blue" what was cumming out, right? Change the foot position for the next color!

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Well, I would have used these trashed slides to shovel some mud into your exciting red shorts!

Video: White Nike Elite Socks and UA Slides in the Mud12/27/24report

That's the way I like walks in the rain. Maybe I'd chosen some less waterproof gear. But I'm glad you managed to get your boots wet anyway ;-)

Video: Wet + Muddy in Anorak, Work Pants, Cowboy Boots + Ball Cap12/27/24report

Love that look of anticipation! 8-D

Photo: 007 Here goes!12/26/24report

Awesome! Almost another Adidas logo cumming out ;-)

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That's the way I like protein shakes most ;-)

Video: Quick Gunge in Adidas Sambas, UA Tee, Work Pants12/25/24report

The secret of continental drift never could be discovered without many extensive experiments

Photo: Please don't laugh! 12/21/24report

That's exact the way I'd like to get a dessert served, too. Or was it the antipasti ? ;-)

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Awesome! Love that you left your smartphone in the backpocket. Love the creamy end. But due to safety reasons you should never fix showers without wearing correct footwear! ;-)

Video: Fix Shower12/1/24report

Brilliant! Would love to see the very start & the very end.

Video: Farm Mud Wallow11/30/24report

Awesome! Thanks! Love that small hole in the crotch area of your jeans. And I imagine that you tear it some more and pour some lube into! 8-D

Video: Tribute to WetMike11/30/24report

... and I'm sure you added some more kind of slime inside - that's what would have happened to me ;-)

Video: Slime Poured into My Leather Pants11/30/24report

Love it when a torn jeans gets more and bigger holes swim by swim. Watching such pics makes me hard

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To avoid peanut butter stains on your clothing just use it as a body paint!

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Of course the right one - but the very best would be the right one with eyes open and the look of the left one ;-)

Photo: Juxtaposition, Which do you prefer?11/23/24report

I want to spread my bread on your chest ;-)

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Perfect choice of T-shirt colour for cumming onto! btw: Impressive giant load of cum - no wonder you're looking kind of exhausted ;-)

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Gunge #2 with the Tank Top of #1 still on - and finally gunge #3!

Photo: which do you like best?11/22/24report

Fantastic!

Video: Sploshed and Cut11/15/24report

Maybe I shouldn't trust these "How to Change Your Own Oil At Home" tutorials...

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Well I think just dipping yout toe into WAM is no enough. Sure you'll enjoy mess, gunge and wetness. And hope you'll post it here! :splosh: :P ;-)

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These shorts also should be filled with custard - and the tank top, too!

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In such a moment it surely would feel great to pour some mud or gunge inside your jeans so that it will run down and out of the knee holes ;-)

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Love the almost artistic way you get wet & jerk off! Makes me horny just by watching!

Scene: Cleptomanix Shirt Shower11/5/24report

Awesome! The perfect ending of a messy and wet session!

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Cute gear & drink & smoke & mud: What an awesome combination to have fun!

Video: Triple Play, Muddy Weekend11/1/24report

Just give me your hand - I'll try to help you out ;-)

Photo: Looking for volunteers!10/27/24report

Looks like a spontanous idea! I love this - these are the best. Thanks for sharing!

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Thinking about having a shower in such gear instantly makes me as hard as you are ;-)

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The wetter the jeans the boner the cock ;-)
Next 4 bottles for me, please!

Video: Water Bottles--summer Is Coming10/23/24report

Or even better: Pudding yourself @ the Prater and take the subway home in your gunged outfit

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Prefering a "public pudding" @ your parc pond where you can jump into afterwards :P :splosh:

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Like that hole in the crotch area, would like to enlarge it and pour something into ;-)

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Perfekt pool party outfit & atmosphere. Wish I could join

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Awesome!

Video: Wet in Hurley Shirt, Nike SB and Zipper10/18/24report

Love the torn shirt and jeans - and whats cumming out there ;-)

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I'd like to have the same procedure. I'll pay for all our drinks ;-)

Photo: Mutual Dunking With Mate.10/14/24report

Good choice of gear to get wet in. The cargo pockets fill themselves with water and get heavy. Love that dark and shiny look.

Video: Shower Sagging10/14/24report

I love when you put on your Coke cap again after stripping the shirt. And I guess you wetted you sweatpants from inside before the shower, right? Awesome!

Video: Shower and Wank10/12/24report

Looks awesome on you even when still dry - how great that will look (and feel!) when it gets wet! May we hope for some pics or vids ;-)

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It's always a great feeling when two kinds of slimy substances meet together in one jeans ;-)

Photo: ...and finally an explosive orgasm in the jeans10/3/24report

I want to join that Mud Yoga session just at that place! What about a group training there? ;P

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Like that small hole in the middle of your shirt - which you should rip into pieces next time in the shower ;P

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I'd like so much to pour the next tin of beans into the holes of that jeans - so awesome!

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Wow, awesome! If you ever need two helping hands - call me ;-)

Video: Cyclist in Chocolate9/22/24report

No problem, I'll do - but cover your shirt and gear with more of that chocolate cream first ;P

Photo: Need someone to lick me clean9/22/24report

Ideal position for a rip of a commando worn jeans. Also good for pouring something in, cumming something out or just to start to rip the whole jeans apart ;-)

Video: White Jeans Bate9/15/24report

... and now just go three steps backwards and let yourself fall down on your back ;-)

Photo: jus chillin, drinkin a 5th8/10/24report

Yes! And please continue by ripping that jeans!!

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First the blue gunge on the white jeans and finally the white self-made lube onto the drenched blue shirt. Absolutely awesome!

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I'm thirsty - I'd wish I was lying on the ground just between your feet ;-)

Video: Soaked with Beer8/4/24report

What a nice view! I'd just like to sit where your camera is - watching the water flowing out of our Chucks ;-)

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That's my favourite kind of SUP wear, too. Awesome to get wet that way ;-)

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Great session - just the way I like it, thanks! (... though I think I would have USED the scissors ;-))

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Awesome! I so much like your 03:52 anticipation smile before the head dunk ;-)

Video: Impromptu Red and Yellow Gunging7/7/24report

Awesome!!

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Great idea! Hope your backside didn't stay clean!

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So awesome when you cum into your jeans just after coming out of the pool ;-)

Video: Swimming in Tight Denims6/17/24report

If necessary you can also manually inflate the vest by blowing into one of the tubes

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boner of anticipation in boxer ;-)

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Wow! I'm jealous! Wish such an accident would happen to me! Brilliant vid, awesome gear!

Video: Total Mudding5/26/24report

Good idea how to finish a rainy walk near a river. And a good choice of gear!

Video: Skinny Cut off Jeans Slip in Mud5/24/24report

Awesome! That pic is a teaser for a vid, I hope ;-)

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Good choice of gunge & gear !

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It's great to see how your white slime meets the green slime in the end ;-)

Video: Goth Gunged in PVC Pants5/5/24report

Perfect gear to get gunged ! Looks awesome!

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Yeah, I really know that urge. And by watching that vid some parts of my denim are clinging to my body, too! Thanks for that ;-)

Video: Levi's 501 Fun4/22/24report

Would love to be the one poured the water onto ;-)

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Great idea to spent a sunny afternoon !

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Ein geiles Video zum immer wieder laufen lassen ;-)

Video: Jeans, Boots, Leder4/19/24report

Nothing better than spontanous muddings. Hope you had not too long to your home and had some more fun in your hot tub...

Video: Getting Muddy in Full Gear, Gstar Jeans, Airmax 904/8/24report

Awesome! That's what I have to try soon!!

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Cool idea to use some other jeans as a carpet!

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Sieht geil aus!

Video: All Wet in Double Denim3/26/24report

Looks like much of fun in the shower. I got some wet just watching that vid. Awesome!

Video: A Little Bit of Fun in the Shower3/20/24report

In these situations I mostly can't resist to rip my jeans into shreds

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The more water you pour down that cute skinnies, the bigger the bulge. Awesome!

Video: A Little Bit of Fun with a Water Bottle3/20/24report

There's nearly nothing better than putting a shower head down the pants (no matter if front or backside J). Great outfit to get wet

Video: Fun (fully-clothed) Evening in the Shower3/20/24report

leather & metal & gunge & clothes filling = perfect !

Video: Gunged in Leather Pants3/17/24report

If I'd been there I just would have soaped up some of my soap on that kit ;-)

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I just get wet watching this :P :thumbsup:

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oil & ripping - what a great combination. I get wet just by watching that pic!

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Briliant! That pic proves that underwear is such a needless type of cloth!

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Great! Just ordered a G-Star Revend myself and think about how to initiate it!

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And now take your shower head, put in into that hole of your jeans and turn the water on!

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Like to see how you get these two kinds on shampoo on that wet shirt

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I just came twice watching this in my p*ssed camo leather jeans, ripped my white tee, watched the vid again - and now I'm going to have some more beer in the shower! Thnx 4 sharing