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she's lovely! always nice to see a fresh, slimed face around here, bravo
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Photo9/24/20report
so good! love how you can see the shape of her eyes, eyebrows, lips etc. beneath the cream.... love these kinds of hits.
Photo9/22/20report
so great, very "Yep; just another day at the office...."
Photo9/21/20report
SO CUTE.
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Photo9/21/20report
am i dreaming? is this really happening?!
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Photo9/18/20report
In the immortal words of Paris Hilton, "That's hot".
Photo9/18/20report
i don't even really like feet as far as them being "a thing" for me, but The Wife has very nice feet.
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Photo9/18/20report
GLORIOUSNESS!!!
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Photo9/18/20report
SO. HOT.
Photo9/17/20report
SO. HOT.
Photo9/17/20report
SO. HOT.
Photo9/17/20report
SO. HOT.
Photo9/17/20report
amazing what body language can do - love Jessica's steaming posture and expression under the pie
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Photo9/17/20report
FANTASTIC stuff. love these two together, love the mess, and love the reactions!
Photo9/17/20report
you're so cute, Creamy. Such a disarming and inviting smile, always
Photo9/15/20report
SO hot/cute!
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Photo9/14/20report
terrific/classic shot, with the glasses etc.
Photo9/12/20report
The Wife's reactions are so wonderful. Also, she looks ADORABLE in this!!!
Photo9/12/20report
when this went up i was like "I feel like Kelsey will dig this" and, lo and behold... :)
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Photo9/10/20report
dig the new profile photo! so lovely
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User: Kelsey Rose9/9/20report
the body language/attitude-acting! so good......
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Photo9/9/20report
she looks f'n amazing here
Photo9/9/20report
awwww!!! such J&J cuteness
Photo9/9/20report
she's so cute!!! loved her personality coming through in the video clip
Photo9/8/20report
i loved this hair on her, so cute
Photo9/8/20report
so sexy and great, with Amber pied/rubbing her body and Sabrina getting freshly pied....hot concept and even hotter execution!!
Photo9/8/20report
this was the first thing i saw when i came onto UMD today and - WA-POW! Damn! looking amazing
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Photo9/8/20report
such a cute pic. she's such a fun model! (and hot)
Photo9/5/20report
PENELOPEEEEEE! such a killer body. one of the great WAM models
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Photo9/5/20report
listen, Rich and Angle and several others really know what they're doing, no question, but........you may be the King of the Perfect Facial Sliming. The glasses really give this one a boost. But just so good - and of course tip of cap to the Wife for being such a good sport and so good at giving you/us what we want. such a perfect pic!
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Photo9/4/20report
so adorable/cute/awesome
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Photo9/4/20report
Congrats on WOTD - twice in a week!! Couldn't have Berted to a Berter Bert
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User: Gurph Morlicks9/3/20report
still one of my favorite mainstream tv/film pie-ings of the last decade, due to her enthusiasm about being pied (plus she's really pretty)
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Photo9/2/20report
this is absolutely the sexiest anyone's ever made mustard.
Photo9/1/20report
oh, Tefy, you naughty, lovely minx, you....
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Photo8/27/20report
FEARLESS!!!!
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Scene: Kaydens Engulfed in Marshmallow Fluff8/27/20report
so hot!
Photo8/27/20report
Congratulations on WOTD - WELL EARNED! truly "the lord's work" you're doing - thank you for your efforts in collecting, sharing and curating. stupendous
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User: Gurph Morlicks8/27/20report
behold the epic epicness
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Photo8/26/20report
whoa...
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Photo8/26/20report
One of the cutest/best pics of 2020
Photo8/25/20report
i'm not even a "mud wrestling guy" per se, but this is pretty incredible - beautiful women, a sunny backyard, wonderfully creamy mud. I'd've liked to kick back with a few beers and witness this, must've been a fun afternoon
Photo8/25/20report
YES!!!
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Photo8/25/20report
such a great The Wife face!
Photo8/21/20report
THIS LOOKS SO FUN
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Photo8/21/20report
SO F'ING ADORABLE/HAWT
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Photo8/20/20report
Boy, make up is a heck of a thing - I'm not sure i would immediately know this was Zoey, just bc I've gotten so use to her eye make-up a certain way. to be clear, she's pretty regardless! just one of those "Whoa! really?" moments. also, women are mystical creatures
Photo8/20/20report
oh my.
Photo8/20/20report
a pretty amazing, epically beautiful mess. This should be in the running for "Most Creative Mess of 2020"
Photo8/17/20report
so hot, the sour cream-ing! this whole session is pretty amazing, and i'm generally not a fan of anything but the usual pies/slime etc. IMPRESSIVE! way to use your imagination, Alana!!!
Photo8/17/20report
this is AWESOME. one of the better pics on the UMD of late - so sexy! what a wonderful set in general, congrats man
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Photo8/17/20report
Bunni is a fox, man....
Photo8/13/20report
stunning breasts.............sorry, what did i come here to say? was it just that? man. super hot/sexy
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Photo8/12/20report
such pretty colors! i love the way her nipples are so prominent that the slime contours to them. beautiful stuff
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Photo8/11/20report
the girl's got skills! also, that butt......sigh......
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Photo8/11/20report
AMAZING! wow
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Photo8/9/20report
MewMew, you are the sweetest
Photo8/7/20report
PERFECTION!!!!!
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Photo8/6/20report
MewMew's face is so cute and pretty as it is, and her reactions are SO WONDERFUL.
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Photo8/6/20report
so much hotness and there's not even any mess yet
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Photo8/3/20report
so adorable
Photo8/2/20report
that buuuuutt!

so naughty and i am HERE FOR IT.
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Photo7/31/20report
my lord, that is an attractive female
Photo7/31/20report
holy moly - SO FREAKIN' CUTE AND HOT
Photo7/30/20report
this is a pretty amazing pieing. you look awesome, as ever, Creamy. great "PSA"!
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Scene: Cover Up!7/29/20report
So. Freakin. Cute.
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Scene: Surprise!7/29/20report
the Wife gives such great "annoyed while messy" face

also, i realized just how beautifully bright her eyes are - so inviting! not trying to make it weird, just can understand they must've been tractor-beams when you were first falling in love
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Photo7/24/20report
so hot....i gotta get this. i also would love to know more about this group of ladies and gents. i am FASCINATED...
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Scene: Total Mess 4: "I'd Do *Anything* For $5000"7/22/20report
nothing i love more than that first pushed pie! as always, beautiful woman/well done, i love when you capture "splatter in motion", its so dynamic to look at
Photo7/21/20report
one of the greats....
Photo7/21/20report
love Amy's one boob in this photo! god, she's a sexbomb. i mean, not to snub Zoey, who is cute af
Photo7/15/20report
not sure who we can credit with popularizing the "butt-pressing-down-face-into-pie" thing, but I AM HERE FOR IT! Noticed it's made increasing appearances within the last year or so and bravo, bravo! wonderful
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Photo7/13/20report
her butt is practically glowing -- "Please pie me!" Sigh... Excellent two girl video/session
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Photo7/13/20report
you cheated - this is digital, right? you fixed it in post-production? perfect pieing! like those of my adolescence/that drew me here to begin with. damn, man - you're good!
Photo7/10/20report
I love this photo
Photo7/9/20report
wow, crossed legs AND pie eyes! This one is particularly great, you just can't plan splatter like that.
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Photo7/8/20report
i forgot about this young lady? i like, i LIKE!
Photo7/7/20report
WHOA! wait, where is this from...? i don't recall.
Photo7/7/20report
fantastic shot! i love how "normal every day cute girl" she is. also, i think i've been to where this was shot? maybe. lots of things in Texas look like this i suppose...
Photo7/6/20report
YASSSS! Damn, that is an awesome butt. She's beautiful! Thank you for posting
Photo7/6/20report
love seeing Alana grabbing a handful of Amber's voluptuous butt - one of the things that's always great about SMB, Alana never fails to dive in enthusiastically!
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Photo7/6/20report
oh my.....

Also, that is one sexy boo-tay, Alana
Photo7/1/20report
super sexy areola/nipples
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Photo6/30/20report
that smile....
Photo6/30/20report
so sexy and lovely
Photo6/30/20report
so cute/hot/adorable
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Photo6/29/20report
awwww! SO pretty/cute. your personality exudes through all the mess, MewMew! Hope you had a blast
Photo6/24/20report
this is what i live for, these hits...
Photo6/24/20report
love the look, the body language! poor Mew Mew! slash, lucky Mew Mew ;)
Photo6/24/20report
yay MewMewwwwww! my god, so much sexy going on here.
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Photo6/24/20report
the PieBang - Never Not Amazing.
Photo6/23/20report
GLORIOUS
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Photo6/19/20report
she's pretty breathtakingly cute. it would be a shame if.....
Photo6/17/20report
this is about as perfect as it gets. DAMN!
Photo6/17/20report
the shower lighting makes this one seem particularly dynamic/dramatic. love it!
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Photo6/17/20report
pretty amazing "random splatter". reminds me a bit of the scene in GREMLINS when the dad's "Bathroom Buddy" malfunctions and sprays him in the face. lookin' great, Jayce
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Photo6/17/20report
oh my.... So hot. LOVE this.
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Photo6/17/20report
SO CUTE
Photo6/12/20report
wouldn't say it's a "fetish" but i like when you can see clean ears or ponytails, etc. while the face is being smushed into pie.
Photo6/11/20report
wow.
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Photo6/11/20report
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