Comments by JoeYoung

yay, Tilly! Zoey's hair looks absolutely adorable here, plus all her freckles!

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gloriously boobtacular! Zoey's nipples are possibly the pinkest i've ever seen

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SO CUTE!!!! hugging MewMew must be a joyous experience

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damn, that's one sexy woman

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i've heard of MuppetBabies but this is like WAMBabesies! SO FRICKIN' CUTE! (Then and now)

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oh, i briefly forgot about her - man oh man, is she beautiful/hot

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this is very blissful

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your facial expressions, Jayce - SO GOOD! <3

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awwww! such a smile...

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a stone cold classic! Love to hear that it's earned 25X its production cost back by now

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i did not remember Jessie's boobs were so voluminous

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super cute girl! very hot

Photo10/30/20report

WOW! talk about pie fantasies...

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that cupcake tattoo = rad

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oh hai, amazing butt

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so great.

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oooooh! Cute'n sexy

Photo10/28/20report

great to see this one up there - it's just classic stuff, as one can clearly see.

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amazing. i live for this video!

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So happy to see this in the Top 5 - "Let's go check out those pies" or whatever the line is, when they decide to move from casual flirting/touching to full on sex is one of those "i'm getting the tingles in my happy place!" moments a pie fan lives for

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wonderful coverage here

Photo10/27/20report

so cute. and such a vibrant color! love that dress (I think it's a dress?) on Penelope.

Photo10/23/20report

SO HOT.

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AMAZING!

Photo10/17/20report

this just looks like pitch-perfect, classic "sketch"/early days of UMD (like Neil's House of Pies-esque) stuff. BRAVO!

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WOW! epic hit!

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SO CUTE!!!

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what an incredible shot - that face coverage! the fact that this concept has her pulling "Selfie" faces, all while covered in pie (i.e., a lot of open mouth etc) works EXTREMELY well. DANG! Great job, MG/Mr. MG!

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Have I mentioned how incredibly cute these two ladies are?

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SO INCREDIBLY HOT! P's pussy is so gorgeous. This is the stuff of pure pie-lovers' fantasy, and it's amazing, well done

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aughhhhh! so pretty, head to toes.

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Mallory is so lovely.............sorry, sorry, lost myself for a minute there.

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such great coverage. also, the ground looks like a Jackson Pollack! i keep wondering each time i see a new set from you, "I wonder how that park/field is faring?"

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awwwwww!!!! this is a very sweet photo

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i can't help but insert "clown horn honking" sounds when i see this.

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this is really something. love the banana in the tail pipe

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this, at least from just the two pics, has a pretty classic Electric Company type vibe to it - just throw the pies and obliterate her! And, again, she looks adorable as heck

Photo9/29/20report

BEAUTIFUL!!!!

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perfect boobs! (for bouncing, as per your previous post)

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outstanding

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she's lovely! always nice to see a fresh, slimed face around here, bravo

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so good! love how you can see the shape of her eyes, eyebrows, lips etc. beneath the cream.... love these kinds of hits.

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so great, very "Yep; just another day at the office...."

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SO CUTE.

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am i dreaming? is this really happening?!

Photo9/18/20report

In the immortal words of Paris Hilton, "That's hot".

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i don't even really like feet as far as them being "a thing" for me, but The Wife has very nice feet.

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GLORIOUSNESS!!!

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SO. HOT.

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SO. HOT.

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SO. HOT.

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SO. HOT.

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amazing what body language can do - love Jessica's steaming posture and expression under the pie

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FANTASTIC stuff. love these two together, love the mess, and love the reactions!

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you're so cute, Creamy. Such a disarming and inviting smile, always

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SO hot/cute!

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terrific/classic shot, with the glasses etc.

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The Wife's reactions are so wonderful. Also, she looks ADORABLE in this!!!

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when this went up i was like "I feel like Kelsey will dig this" and, lo and behold... :)

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dig the new profile photo! so lovely

User: Kelsey Rose9/9/20report

the body language/attitude-acting! so good......

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she looks f'n amazing here

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awwww!!! such J&J cuteness

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she's so cute!!! loved her personality coming through in the video clip

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i loved this hair on her, so cute

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so sexy and great, with Amber pied/rubbing her body and Sabrina getting freshly pied....hot concept and even hotter execution!!

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this was the first thing i saw when i came onto UMD today and - WA-POW! Damn! looking amazing

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such a cute pic. she's such a fun model! (and hot)

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PENELOPEEEEEE! such a killer body. one of the great WAM models

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listen, Rich and Angle and several others really know what they're doing, no question, but........you may be the King of the Perfect Facial Sliming. The glasses really give this one a boost. But just so good - and of course tip of cap to the Wife for being such a good sport and so good at giving you/us what we want. such a perfect pic!

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so adorable/cute/awesome

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Congrats on WOTD - twice in a week!! Couldn't have Berted to a Berter Bert

User: Gurph Morlicks9/3/20report

still one of my favorite mainstream tv/film pie-ings of the last decade, due to her enthusiasm about being pied (plus she's really pretty)

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this is absolutely the sexiest anyone's ever made mustard.

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oh, Tefy, you naughty, lovely minx, you....

Photo8/27/20report

FEARLESS!!!!

Scene: Kaydens Engulfed in Marshmallow Fluff8/27/20report

so hot!

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Congratulations on WOTD - WELL EARNED! truly "the lord's work" you're doing - thank you for your efforts in collecting, sharing and curating. stupendous

User: Gurph Morlicks8/27/20report

behold the epic epicness

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whoa...

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One of the cutest/best pics of 2020

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i'm not even a "mud wrestling guy" per se, but this is pretty incredible - beautiful women, a sunny backyard, wonderfully creamy mud. I'd've liked to kick back with a few beers and witness this, must've been a fun afternoon

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YES!!!

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such a great The Wife face!

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THIS LOOKS SO FUN

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SO F'ING ADORABLE/HAWT

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Boy, make up is a heck of a thing - I'm not sure i would immediately know this was Zoey, just bc I've gotten so use to her eye make-up a certain way. to be clear, she's pretty regardless! just one of those "Whoa! really?" moments. also, women are mystical creatures

Photo8/20/20report

oh my.

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a pretty amazing, epically beautiful mess. This should be in the running for "Most Creative Mess of 2020"

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so hot, the sour cream-ing! this whole session is pretty amazing, and i'm generally not a fan of anything but the usual pies/slime etc. IMPRESSIVE! way to use your imagination, Alana!!!

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