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2053 comments
epic epicness.
Photo12/7/16report
look at those eyes/that smile! le sigh.
Photo12/7/16report
makes me wanna be a better man, y'know what i mean?
Photo12/7/16report
that butt.

that cake.

amaze.
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Photo12/7/16report
i mean....

sigh.
Photo12/7/16report
cute outfit, cleavage, what is there not to like here?
Photo11/8/16report
I bought this as a DVD - she's so cute. i'm not big on sweaters per se, but your "sweater" period was pretty great.
Photo11/8/16report
Forgot how good this one was. Wow: amazing hit/coverage. i love the open eyes and mouth
Photo11/8/16report
So hot.
Photo10/29/16report
super hot session....wow. forgot the power of a girl's confident self pieing re: eroticism. fantastic!
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Photo10/29/16report
so pretty
Photo10/21/16report
breakdancing?
Photo10/19/16report
she will be missed. more pixie short haired brunettes, please.
Photo10/19/16report
those snoobs....man oh man.
Photo10/19/16report
nice action posing! very Lara Croft
Photo10/19/16report
that outfit.....that body......
Photo10/19/16report
love your face here as it dawns on you what is about to happen...
Photo10/12/16report
i love that you went full multi layer coverage, LL, and of all the "heavy mess" (vs pie-centric) kinds of mess, it does seem the most titillating - hyperventilating, that sensation of "oh man i can't quite get my breath", etc. Love that it turned you on. But i have to say that even this, you fully nude sitting in pie, is a massive turn on. You look gorgeous/sexy. (As does Ariel in panties and a T shirt!)
Photo10/12/16report
wow.
Photo9/26/16report
this is great - has a bit of the classic tit for tat a la YOU CAN'T DO THAT ON TV to it, in that one gets slimed, the other pied, etc. - the same thing doesn't happen to the same girl. I dig it! (also: sexy)
Photo9/26/16report
i know this seems like a pretty obvious, basic set-up, and yet it feels relatively unique to me/haven't seen a lot of it -- please do more like this!
Photo8/5/16report
something so crazy sensual about this whole set up: exposed nudity, but also partial clothing; creamy pied face but still nude/exposed/mostly clean flesh, etc. love it.
Photo8/5/16report
boner inducing, but also art at the same time. thank you thank you thank you.
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Photo8/4/16report
one of the greatest photos in the history of the UMD! (possibly also of all time anywhere ever?)
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Photo8/4/16report
incredible.
Photo7/29/16report
wow.
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Photo7/27/16report
i am buying it just for this image. great caking, Rich!!!
Photo7/23/16report
YES. great mess...
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Photo7/23/16report
you're a terrible, terrible man. and by terrible i mean amazing.
Photo7/23/16report
ha! i kind of love this one... and you said she's super cool, right? damn.
Photo7/23/16report
epic pre-cake face
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Photo7/23/16report
always so cute and sexy....
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Photo7/20/16report
super cute/hot.
Photo7/17/16report
so incredibly sexy and amazing
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Photo7/17/16report
Amy's shiny hiney is mind-blowing.
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Photo6/23/16report
Amy = especially super gorgeous here.
Photo6/23/16report
Oh my.
Photo6/23/16report
Amy has the most beautiful pussy. Sigh.
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Photo6/23/16report
this is quite amazing.
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Photo6/23/16report
Great looks/set up here. Classic.
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Photo6/15/16report
i'm in love, well ok lust, with Leila. Terrific body and such a cute face!! they make a great duo, too; do they know each other or they were both just new models and you decided to put them in the same sketch? either way, inspired
Photo6/14/16report
love the pie/slime split! cute concept and a way to get in a very "You Can't Do that..." like combination mess.
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Photo6/14/16report
great hit! love the goopiness of it
Photo6/1/16report
incredible hit/splatter! epic. love.
Photo6/1/16report
Wish that i knew - saw randomly on funny meme site and figured i needed to share with the WAM world.
Photo5/31/16report
i love that you know exactly how to give customers what they want, in terms of boobs, butt, poses, teasing, etc.
Photo5/27/16report
my favorite part of these sets -- the peel away effect. really sexy.
Photo5/27/16report
perfect mess, love the blend of dark chocolate and then white cream. i'll be honest, much as i love sweets i don't think about "how good that looks to eat" in most WAM i see, no matter how good it is -- this i would eat. i mean....well....yeah. you get the point.
Photo5/27/16report
seriously, that ass though.
Photo5/27/16report
super hot. i mean....holy fuck.
Photo5/27/16report
super sexy. wow. sigh.
Photo5/27/16report
incredible.
Photo5/27/16report
!!!!!

words fail me.......
Photo4/30/16report
excellent! also, boobs boobs boobs!
Photo4/30/16report
wow.
Photo4/30/16report
i feel like we don't see a lounge-y/side-repose shot like this, plus hair/pussy wam. maybe just me, but for sure one of the sexier/sultrier UMD photos of 2016
Photo4/30/16report
love that she's yet to really wipe her face here - dunno if that was intentional or not, but...ot.
Photo4/30/16report
excellent facial coverage, and i love the "simple sensuality" of a white button down, with boobs beneath, the gradual reveal....really sexy. wow. can't wait for this to become a member clip (i may have to purchase ahead of time?)
Photo4/30/16report
such a perfect hit....
Photo4/28/16report
so hot.
Photo4/22/16report
destroyed. glorious...
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Photo4/22/16report
is this just pure shaving cream? Amazing coverage.
Photo4/18/16report
excellent coverage/pie-ing. love.
Photo4/18/16report
yes.
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Photo4/17/16report
Yes. this. all day.
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Photo4/13/16report
totally stoned, but even so this is still one of the best examples of WAM as actual art i've ever seen.
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Photo4/13/16report
this is pretty goddamn 80s Debbie Harry, "Bette Davis Eyes", etc. sexy
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Photo4/13/16report
such a cute/hot photo! you look great, Maria!!!
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Photo4/8/16report
for me, i tend to notice a lot of bad acting (physical - the ol' wobbly body thing) and/or editing. I remember a few awful ones from the past (although the cute girl getting stuff on her face kinda makes up for it). But yours are quite well executed -- this photo looks AMAZING, so i say keep at it, esp if it tickles your fancy as a producer.
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Photo4/8/16report
i was gonna post about this too, as i saw the update earlier today -- an exquisite mess, this, with the white poured over the chocolate. she looks amazing; wonderful destruction of Hannah
Photo4/4/16report
Just read your profile - no worries re: no-makeup. You've got such a naturally beautiful face and smile. You seem super cool, and obviously are super cool to do this as a way of turning your BF on -- it would seem you really are having fun with it, though, by your reactions. You also have a super-cute butt, and all your pie/cake sittings, etc. are excellent. Very grateful to you/your BF for posting so much free stuff and sharing the fun you guys have together with all of us. We need it.
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User: MessyMissMarie4/4/16report
YES. amazing coverage! please tell me he put down the camera/supplies and kissed you at this point?
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Photo4/4/16report
wow! fantastically thick coverage. also, you always make the best facial expressions (or else your sig other takes the perfect frames of them to show off your reactions)
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Photo4/4/16report
not to be all Paris Hilton circa 10 years ago, but that's hot.
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Photo4/4/16report
cute cute cute. as per usual
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Photo4/4/16report
I love this technique - it's hot as hell, best of both worlds. I especially like when MG's show off their butts before this happens. The face already down in a bucket or a pie, and getting a pie in the butt is also a favorite.
Photo3/31/16report
great boobs, great pie-ings. Love it.
Photo3/31/16report
So cute. And sexy.
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Photo3/24/16report
great "mid action" splat shot.
Photo3/23/16report
unbelievable showing off of the butt. and she has an incredible one. great stuff
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Photo3/23/16report
lovely
Photo3/21/16report
AMAZING coverage in this.
Photo3/20/16report
i like that you and K are kinda ganging up here on Shelley. This is interesting -- something i don't think i've EVER seen...tit for tat/coed. Something to think about. I find coed usually means "the dude gets a bunch of pies, and then finally maybe the girl gets one." But i like the idea of, say, something similar to Messygirl's recent three-girl pie smackdown, involving, well -- "Two G girls, a Guy and some Pies", as it were.
Photo3/18/16report
so cute, so great.
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Photo3/18/16report
if only they'd kissed at this moment... I think you sold me, though, on the basis of "girl crush"...
Photo3/14/16report
love the eye/mouth effect here. outstanding.
Photo3/14/16report
nipples! so crazy hot, this girl. damn.
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Photo3/14/16report
wow! great coverage. i mean, you had me at "pigtailed schoolgirls", but love the eyes poking through here...
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Photo3/14/16report
SO CUTE. but i've said this already. but felt need to say again... (i'm a sucker for big brown eyes) Also even the top she is wearing is great. Seriously, you should really pursue the GND line - not that i have a problem with your models, mind you.
Photo2/29/16report
i am in crush. She's so super cute! great smile. Lovely. Nicely done sir.
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Photo2/28/16report
SO HOT.
Photo2/20/16report
someone hang onto this for the next time there's a "ladies holding pies" thread - perfect. and i'm not just talking about that pie.
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Photo2/20/16report
Super sexy, Mrs. B. You look fantastic. And i'm not even usually a particular fan of these kinds of outfits, but you wear it so well! va va voom.
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Photo2/20/16report
I love how gooey and smushy your pie sets always are. So good!
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Photo2/20/16report
this is incredibly sexy. where is this from? wow.
Photo2/16/16report
the smoothness of this is almost science-fiction quality. wow.
Photo2/16/16report
excellent. a real turn-on. thanks for sharing
Photo2/16/16report
wow. i'm combination turned on and fascinated by the nasal-passage-blow happening here. kind of amaze
Photo2/16/16report
so hot. you've beautiful breasts, and i always like when they're partially pie-covered. wondrous.
Photo2/16/16report
see my earlier photo-comment - you give good face! so cute.
Photo2/16/16report
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