My Comments
2053 comments
"How rude!"
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Photo10/11/22report
this. is. amazing.
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Photo10/10/22report
she has such a great ass. the gold paint sessions are always dynamic, sexy and magical. i hope the ladies enjoy seeing themselves in gold. it makes skin look so mesmerizing and sensual.
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Photo10/10/22report
stupendous
Photo10/10/22report
Did you mention Nicolette was no longer shooting for you? If so, you've done a wonderful job of sprinkling her stuff out over the last year, so it feels like she's still one of the crew. I am happy to see this seems to be doing well, if Top Video on UMD is any indication, and i hope there'll be more X-rated mess. That group of ladies is wonderfully diverse in re: to sexiness.
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Scene: Total Mess 2022: I'd Do Anything! Messy X Rated Fucking10/10/22report
Nicolette!!!! sigh. her getting pied on the butt while giving a BJ is one of the hotter things I've ever seen on the UMD.
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Scene: Total Mess 2022: I'd Do Anything! Messy X Rated Fucking10/6/22report
those lips! beautiful and adorable, as ever
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Photo10/5/22report
super cute "before"/reaction pic
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Photo10/4/22report
Naked butts! HUZZAH!!!
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Scene: Total Mess 2022:4 Girls Play Messy Game 'Help Me Out!'9/27/22report
one of the greats
Scene: Emma Slimed9/26/22report
Tefy looks amazing here! YiYi's butt = YES! Tefy strikes me as a natural born mischievous troublemaker, or else she just plays that role very well
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Scene: Yiyi Turns The Tables: Tefy and John End Up Pied9/22/22report
excellent boob reveal!
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Photo9/22/22report
big fan! Super hot.
Photo9/21/22report
what a terrible thing to happen to such a lovely girl.
Photo9/21/22report
i wish to wear her ass as a hat.
Photo9/21/22report
amazing
Photo9/21/22report
always adorable and game for whatever, this one.
Photo9/21/22report
She's so naturally cute/pretty! Well done, sir, well done.
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Scene: Margot's First Time Ever Slimed or Pied9/21/22report
Tori always seems incredibly fearless. which is to take nothing away from the other girls. she just always seems so game. Love the balance/match-up between she and Jasmine
Photo9/15/22report
gorgeous. absolutely stunning eyes
Photo: Mud mask HEAVEN !! 9/14/22report
oh my.
Photo9/8/22report
so dynamic! Penelope always gets into stuff where she has to dominate. Love the full facial smear
Photo9/8/22report
this is pretty great. she always has rad bush, as well.
Photo9/8/22report
sigh...
Photo9/8/22report
what an incredible look/texture. amazing.
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Photo8/29/22report
WOW!!! wow wow wow. .....wow.
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Photo8/29/22report
so cute!
Photo8/29/22report
Twin Peaks of creamy goodness
Photo8/25/22report
YiYi is so cute
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Photo8/24/22report
i wish to bite this butt.
Photo8/23/22report
incredibly sensual. even though i hardly recognize that it's the girl who went in! i'm not a mud person, but these sets you've been doing are awesome, the coverage/textures are fantastic
Photo8/23/22report
it's the summer of b-holes! amazing.
Photo8/23/22report
Viva la Buttholes!
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Photo8/18/22report
OH MY.
Photo8/18/22report
classic stuff, the shirt helps make it all the more "YCDTOTV"-y, and obviously the slime quality as well. She was so cute! Loved the Art Student
Photo8/11/22report
too pretty/cute to be destroyed! i mean, not really but kind of.
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Photo8/11/22report
yes. wow. thank you.
Photo8/11/22report
Mrs. P.E. always reminds me of a cross between Yvonne Strahvoski and Portia deRossi
Photo8/9/22report
so hot.
Photo8/9/22report
such amazingly goopy coverage! love your long (shiny) sexy legs
Photo8/9/22report
those nipples = never not amazing
Photo8/3/22report
what a gorgeous girl
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Photo7/31/22report
love Penelope's expression! (and Penelope)
Photo7/31/22report
the little bit of eye squeaking through on Penelope is *chef's kiss*
Photo7/31/22report
you love to see it... again, CLASSICNESS
Photo7/31/22report
CLASSIC STUFF. love it.
Photo7/31/22report
CAITLYNNNNNN! *swoon* I love this one/her
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Photo7/29/22report
such a great reaction
Photo7/27/22report
beautiful/sensual/amazing.
Scene: Dirty Daisy Dukes7/26/22report
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTS
Photo7/22/22report
SO. HOT.
Photo7/22/22report
oh my.
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Photo7/19/22report
that face! love her expression. so very cake/pie-able.
Photo7/19/22report
she's so cute/purdy - i adore her and am so happy she's back!
Photo7/19/22report
what great coverage. love how much her eyes, mouth, etc. poke through.
Photo7/14/22report
Oh, Taylor....gosh, what a doll. Looking fantastique in this outfit, Jayce!!!
Photo7/14/22report
BUUUUUTTTTTT! also? butt.
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Photo7/13/22report
museum-quality art
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Photo7/13/22report
LOL absolute terror! Which i completely get/feel i would have same reaction
Photo7/13/22report
this is an excellent WAM/horror cross-over.
Photo7/13/22report
such a great reaction. These two seem to have some great chemistry? Or maybe it's that Zoey has really gotten into that "Penelope" role of being the dominator/mess-er and savors it well.
Photo7/13/22report
oh, to be Zoey's hands.....or, frankly, Zoey at all?
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Photo7/13/22report
PIE! THAT! ASS! PIE! THAT! ASS! .....seriously, though, pied asses really is one of the better things dreamt up by humankind
Photo7/8/22report
god, that ass...
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Photo7/7/22report
i feel like Zoey has really learned from Penelope? She also looks like she came to slay in the dress, with the hair, etc.
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Photo7/7/22report
yep; this is what the UMD was invented for. takes me back to the Rob Blaine days. Cute girls, butts, boobs, pies. HOORAY!
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Photo7/7/22report
!!!!!!!!
Photo7/7/22report
super cute! (and hot)
Photo7/7/22report
glorious glorious glorious.
Photo7/5/22report
love the "taking off the pants while my butt/pussy is still on your face". Penelope just knows how to take control so well
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Photo6/29/22report
so hawt.
Photo6/29/22report
yep; just two hot girls standin' around, bein' hot.
Photo6/29/22report
so sexy!
Photo6/24/22report
glorious
Photo6/24/22report
this is pretty f'ing next level.
Photo6/24/22report
already an incredible butt, now made more incredible. love that the slime and your corset match! very cool color, it's soothingly sensual
Photo6/23/22report
goddess level
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Photo6/23/22report
aw, don't worry, Scarlett - she look so concerned! such a cute face that girl
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Photo6/22/22report
*Rob Riggle Voice* IN THE FAAAAAAACE!!!
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Photo6/16/22report
love the hair, the dress, the mess, everything!
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Scene: Looking like That! Splat!6/13/22report
Wonderful coverage
Photo6/7/22report
I want to wear their asses as hats.
Photo6/6/22report
The balance of cute and sensual in this session is super hot. It has a very "classic old school Messygirl" vibe.
Photo6/6/22report
Two cute young half-naked women hitting each other with pies. This is what it's all about! This entire set is fantastic, exactly what you -- or at least I, anyway -- want to see
Photo6/6/22report
still Pretty under/through all that gunk - her loveliness is unstoppable!
Photo6/2/22report
HOT.
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Photo6/2/22report
Genuinely, a work of art
Photo6/2/22report
wow, the smoothness/sheen, such an incredible effect
Photo6/2/22report
AMAZING.
Photo6/2/22report
so cute/hot
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Photo6/2/22report
oh my goodness. such hotness/cuteness/sexiness.
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Photo6/1/22report
horntaculously amazing
Photo5/31/22report
such perfect boobs
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Scene: Lotti's Messy Fantasy5/27/22report
generally, the "humiliation" part isn't really the crux of it for me, but i gotta say this is super hot/sexy/great
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Photo5/26/22report
what a terrible, horrible thing to happen to a sweet, lovely young lady like Nicolette
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Scene: Nicolette Says I Don't Know and Gets Slimed5/23/22report
uh-oh - you know when Penelope's rocking a lab coat and glasses, shit is going down
Photo5/22/22report
such incredible coverage
Photo5/22/22report
this is what i'm here for! classicness
Photo5/22/22report
i just........there are no words
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Photo5/17/22report
she's so CUTE! damn, this is great.
Photo5/13/22report
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