@TannerQS I'll gladly be one to run a train on you! Or you and I can both have trains ran on us both while we are side by side, buried in the mud, with just our asses exposed above the mud!
I've fantasized a lot about doing what you were able to do. My bucket list includes me being tied up, and completely buried naked in the mud like that with a snorkel so I can stay under for as long as I want.