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fabulously sexy all filthy in yellow rainwear - I love to be covered in all filthy muck going and like leatherdk be ready jump right in with you in my leather - maybe you'd like me and him to mud/muck wrestle in our leathers for your entertainment??!! I also have a best gal pal who'd love get right down n dirty in that mud with you
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I want the story to be "Hey so (person of your own choice) is about to get a ton of green slime and I can't wait for it" then the person asks you a perplexing question while under the slime and you say those three words that guarantees the slime will of its own accord dump all over you.
And yes. On its own. Through magic.
And yes. On its own. Through magic.
Oof. Pieing one another and pining down the wrists? Mmmm yes please.
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That looks great. I know if I were him I'd want to set up the punchline where I'm trying to use just these groan inducingly awful pick up lines and oh look, you have a giant pie for me while I'm still just staring at your boobs, oblivious to why you're smiling evilly
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