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Never wipe, never surrender.
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Photo: 06 This is getting out of hand3/28/23report
They may be gone, but their posts are still here! https://umd.net/forums/sexy-gifs-of-girlfriend-and-i-getting-me
Some of the best amateur gifs I've ever seen
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Photo: One of my ultimate fantasies! *.*12/10/21report
There is such a thing as jerking it too violently.
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Photo: accept your fate 7/9/21report
http://www.valentinenetwork.com/valentine-villa-full-season-2/
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Photo6/13/20report
Take my money IMMEDIATELY!!!
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Photo6/26/16report
Cheap fake tans just aren't worth the savings.
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Photo: Photo from pure paint5/18/16report
Awesome dress. And you should watch the new season - Capaldi nailed it!
Photo: Yes I'm a huge Doctor Who fan12/22/15report
God, I miss you and your wife's contributions, Dude!
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Photo12/19/15report
Congrats on WOTD. And you're welcome! :D lol
User: RedKaliSonya12/2/15report
That will be revealed soon enough!
Photo11/13/15report
This is from a custom I had done a while back from a very familiar face to these parts...
Photo11/12/15report
New status: One small step for trans...
User: JenniferWamTGirl9/1/15report
Okay, I'll chime in here. :) "Transgender" literally means crossing gender, as in changing it. Anyone who was born one gender and then changes to the opposite, whether surgically or just in spirit, is transgender. As to whether Bailey likes girls or not, gender and sexuality are not in any way the same thing, otherwise homosexuality wouldn't exist. So she could like either or both; being trans makes no difference.
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Photo7/15/15report
Numbers of successful arrests went up recently as a result of the police's new policy of employing people which criminals were unwilling to run away from.
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Photo6/25/15report
It's from "Community" S01 E13. The blonde is Gillian Jacobs and the completely covered girl is Alison Brie.
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Photo3/23/15report
Jayce!! I can't get any of my messages through!! :(
User: Jayce1/8/15report
I hope you do too - Otherwise how's my custom getting made?! Lol
Photo: New video coming soon ^_^ Yummy cake!1/5/15report
Well you'd know, Jilly, you got to experience it too!
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Photo11/5/14report
Jayce (far away): "Fuck you!"
Photo10/2/14report
How could I NOT?! lol
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Photo10/2/14report
Right here - http://limcloud.blog.fc2.com
Photo4/11/14report
Ah, Manon Productions. I do miss them.
Photo4/7/14report
I'm 24 right now, but I was 22 when I filmed this.
Video: Jennifer's Citrus Sliming3/28/14report
If it makes you feel any better, Winter fucked off over here weeks ago! We're practically sunbathing right now! Yeah, that's right, America; the UK is warm and sunny - suck on it!!
User: Jayce3/1/14report
I want to know how you managed to get the slime to be a different colour on either side!!
Photo2/5/14report
That's so weird; I was humming Impossible Soul just yesterday!
User: Jayce1/28/14report
Jayce, the hair thing. I mulled it over for a good few milliseconds - yes, yes, thrice yes!!
User: Jayce1/17/14report
Where the hell have you been??! :)
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User: Ma and Ka12/4/13report
Cheers Jayce! Thanks for all the loves - I may have to make this my next video release!
Photo11/24/13report
If only! I'd love a batter shower!
I reckon you'd look fantastic as a ginger - make it so!
Photo10/16/13report
I'm over here! I'm over here!
User: Jayce9/25/13report
Yay!! My absolute favourite picture of you is now your avatar!!
User: adidas_chik9/21/13report
Yay! Looking great here. I feel like a proud parent! Lol
Photo: In position9/5/13report
Cheers for the heads up, bud. I look forward to it!
User: bryce9/1/13report
'Fraid not. Haven't really got the body for that.
Photo6/15/13report
That moment? Great! 10 minutes later when I worked out what flour and water mixed together makes? Not so much.
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Photo6/15/13report
Happy birthday! Hope you didn't give in to instinct when you got your cake! ;)
User: Jayce6/11/13report
Oh thank God, I was going to send out a search party! So good to see you back!!!
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User: Kuffufle5/28/13report
Hey, thanks for the FR. Looking great in your pics!
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User: themanhimself5/13/13report
I kind of look like i'm biting my lip here! lol
Photo4/30/13report
Ooh, should mention there's a video of this; just follow this link --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-f714FE4f8
Photo4/22/13report
Now this we can all agree on! I absolutely loved this session from beginning to end - not surprising since I hadn't dressed or messed for nearly 3 years at this point! I like to call this my "Homecoming"... ;)
Photo4/22/13report
Thanks Kay! It wasn't nice cleaning it off though! Flour and water.... 'nuff said!
Photo4/22/13report
Aw, thanks girls! I actually hated this dress, so getting it messy was more of a pleasure than normal! ;)
Photo4/22/13report
Thanks so much for the lovely comments - I was beginning to think my stuff was invisible!
User: ooo4/20/13report
Yaaaaaaaay!!!!!
Photo: My new club dress gets messy tomorrow :)4/15/13report
Sorry to hear of your breakup - although he's obviously mad if he a) hasn't padlocked himself to you to stop this happening and b) thinks a film that contains a scene like The House of Blue Leaves isn't a stone-cold masterpiece!
User: Jayce4/6/13report
Welcome to the UMD - fantastic profile pic!
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User: SlimedLegs4/5/13report
I'll have to PM you, Jayce; it may take a little time to explain!
Photo3/19/13report
That methyl-foam mix was absolutely superb, and that was just looking at it! If it felt even a fraction as amazing as this stuff did, you neeeeed to use it more often!!
Photo3/19/13report
Lots of shaving foam in there as well for thickness.
Photo3/18/13report
I mixed it with warm shaving foam to thicken it up, so it ended up being around body temperature, which made it very comfortable indeed!
Photo3/18/13report
Thanks for the thanks! x
Video: Jennifer Diaz: In Pastels Green1/26/13report
What can I say? A truly triumphant return! Happy New Year indeed!
User: Messy Melania1/4/13report
She DOES still look like that! She's 54 now don't forget! And her music just keeps getting better and better.
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Photo12/12/12report
Cool! Hope people like it as much as I did! Oh, and that isn't batter in those pics; I think you can guess what it actually is! That's right - I've totally nailed the mixing technique!
User: Jayce12/10/12report
HINT of leg? lol. If you're happy being jabbed in the eye many times, I'll do your makeup no problem! And I don't really need to do much to my hair; it was pretty much bought that way.. ;)
Photo12/9/12report
And smooth like silk too!
Photo12/9/12report
I save it for the big finish!
Photo12/6/12report
Wow, nice legs and very cute shoes!
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Photo: Just Sitting in the rain having a smoke12/6/12report
Cheers, Jayce for the kind words. I don't think that stuff is available in the UK and I'm allergic to OJ! lol. But other than that, it's a flawless plan! It's okay though; I'm doped up on Lemsip and this monkey smoking a pipe is keeping me company.
User: Jayce11/13/12report
Amen to that, sister. *Bangs head on table forlornly*
User: Jayce11/11/12report
Okay, so you're cute, love getting messy, like vintage clothing, are a fan of girly-boys AND know what a moog is??? Am I in my own personal version of Weird Science?!
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User: Jayce11/11/12report
Oh gee, thanks! :S. lol
User: Nerea10/31/12report
Excellent new pics! Did you ever manage to upload that vid of your accidental full plunge from a few weeks ago? Man, what I would give to see that!!
User: adidas_chik10/23/12report
WOTD!! At last! How has it taken all week with all the fantastic stuff you've posted?!
User: Jayce10/21/12report
So that's what you look like under all that cream! It's almost a shame to see you pied now! (Almost. lol)
Photo10/20/12report
How could you tell? Lol, yes I am a writer albeit a highly unsuccessful one! If you ever need a scene scribe, now you know where to look!
User: Jayce10/19/12report
Hey K, cheers for all the photo comments; made my day! xx
User: ooo9/25/12report
You should take a listen to the lead singer Jónsi's solo album. It's quite upbeat, along the lines of "Með Suð Í Eyrum".
User: Jayce9/14/12report
It's only a few songs where they sing in the fake language, the rest is translatable Icelandic. And they're awesome. That is all.
User: Jayce9/14/12report
Cheers for the friend request. Nice name by the way! ;)
User: dirtyjen9/7/12report
Cheers for the FR!
User: ooo8/25/12report
Slime and pudding! ALWAYS slime and pudding is the way to go!! LOL
User: Jayce8/22/12report
Cheers for the FR & comments! If you liked that, check this! http://www.youtube.com/user/Tattsyrup27
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User: jilly8/21/12report
That is some fantastic coverage! I hope there's more to see of this.... (hint hint)
Photo7/24/12report
Truly superb pics! Whether messy or clean, you look amazing.
User: BrianaCD2211/27/11report
I've got that exact dress! Looks a bit better on you though! :)
Photo9/28/11report
Okay, that's it. Screw heterosexuality! It's for chumps!!
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Photo: ...surrendering to the pleasures of immersion...12/21/10report
Yeah, I hate it when they do tha
Photo: Beautiful corset I bought, I love dressing like an12/14/10report
Whoa Mama! That is some serious gorgeousness right there!
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