Comments by balthazarlocksley

You lost the dare

Photo: The Final Humiliationtuesdayreport

Would you ever sell any of these?

Video: Bathtub Rub6 days agoreport

Bulls-pie in your-eye

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Hope this means that epic vid that was teased is coming soon so I'LL be cumming soon

Photo: Boing!18 days agoreport

It's what a WAM slut deserves

Photo: Kiki will take what Cosworth commands for her19 days agoreport

Amazing as always! Looks like this session was veryexciting.cant wait to see more!

Video: Colorful Pies! (Trailer)19 days agoreport

You're the next contestant on GUESS WHOS COCK THIS IS

Photo: Boing!19 days agoreport

I think it's that blurred out creamy erect cock telling you and us you want MORE

Photo: I act surprised but something tells me I want more21 days agoreport

There'll be no dignity when my face is buried in your creamy crotch and sucking off yor toes

Photo: Censor struggling to save my last bit of dignity22 days agoreport

That something is the blurred out erect cock covered in pie!

Photo: I act surprised but something tells me I want more22 days agoreport

If some of that pie drips on your bulge I'll be happy to clean it up for you

Photo: End of summer humiliation! 25 days agoreport

From the creamy depths there comesa shaft!

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I find it hilarious!

Photo: That wasn't very funny�9/3/26report

Hell yeah!

Photo: My first gif! 9/3/26report

This vid is amazing and EXACTLY the type of pie fight I'd like to take part in. Best is when the stooge is hit with a lie, the crust sticks, the other stooge wipes it off and smashes another pie into his face. Brilliant!

Video: Pie Fight with PiesX12s8/11/26report

I don't know if you can tell but this feels good.

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The money shot

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Is this too much foam?

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And I was JUST about to clean myself off

Photo: Failed revenge attempt7/22/26report

Hang it in the Louvre

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So sexy

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One of the best WAM photos EVER

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Has anyone ever licked your underarms or nipples while you poured chocolate over yourself?

Photo: Chocolate Pudding 37/21/26report

Love it!

Photo: "The Scream" 7/21/26report

After that I'm definitely standing at attention!

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Redefining the meaning of the "O" facedon't blame you one bit!

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More nipple fun and an even better mess, another post SPLAT!

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Love this, it's almost mid SPLAT! Plus a nice look at your nipple! Yummy

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So jealous! Amazing work!

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Your inventiveness and willingness to go the distance to humiliate yourself is an inspiration and a turn on!

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Brilliant as always! Would love to be wrapped up and creamed with you!

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Oh damn! Have I mentioned how amazing you are?! I've never wanted to pie someone, be pied like someone and roll around IN pie with someone as much as I want to with YOU!

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I wanna crawl into that mirror and pie that face again!

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An O face times 3

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Ahhhh.just the tip.SPLAT

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Loving your O face here!

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Love the reaction! A mixture of surprise, humiliation, resignation and sunsuality

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Amazing coverage!

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Looking good!

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You have the best pie smashes!

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Loving all the different angles! And the surprise appearance of your excited cock!

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Excellent coverage and creative use of the mirrors. High quality as usual

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Your reactions are genuine and genuinely exciting

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Unbelievably erotic and arousing!

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I think I missed a spot.

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You just have the perfect face for pies, they blanket and cover your face so thoroughly, and the fact you hardly ever wipe gets me hard like you wouldn't belive

Video: Rainbow Six7/5/26report

Love the O face as you humiliate yourself, this must have felt SO good

Photo: Chocolate Pudding 27/5/26report

A great display of patriotic humiliation

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Sigh

Photo: This is the life7/3/26report

How do you resist cranking that blurred out cock while under all that creamy goodness?

Photo: Writhing under a punishing chocolate treacle pie6/28/26report

Oh damn this is amazingwould love to be in there with you sucking you off while you pour then getting each other even creamier in fun and exciting ways!

Video: Chocolate Pudding Day6/28/26report

The perfect orgasmic slapstick humiliation! You get me SO excited

Photo: Chocolate Pudding 36/28/26report

The perfect mess

Photo: Chocolate Pudding 16/28/26report

Damn! Can I lick you clean?

Photo: Chocolate Pudding 46/28/26report

Love this, so well thought out and so HOT!

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Pic and description are epic!

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Love the hands as your face is mercilessly abused with pastries

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Amazing

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Panic but.we can't see it..arousal as well?

Photo: Panic sets in as the pies approach!6/4/26report

I like the thought you've put into all these humiliating punishments. Makes it even better!

Photo: Taught a nasty lesson I'll never forget... GUNGED6/4/26report

This is unbelievable!

Photo: Taught a nasty lesson I'll never forget... GUNGED6/4/26report

The perfect type of torture for his ilk

Photo: Punish a prudish clean freak? Naked pie torture!6/4/26report

Perfect for a stooge like you!

Photo: Clown outfit too cruel? Ok, naked for your pies!6/4/26report

Oh my!

Photo: Punish a prudish clean freak? Naked pie torture!6/4/26report

Wellat least I can clean this off quickly

Photo: Plastered6/2/26report

Just minding your business and SPLAT!

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Pied mid complaint

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I demand to see the managMMMMPPHH

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Hell yeah, this is gonna be good!

Photo: 0 - ready and waiting6/2/26report

Damn.this is niceREALLY nice

Photo: Pie slut! 6/1/26report

The rub a dub would be fun

Video: Rub a Dub Dub Shaving Cream in a Tub5/26/26report

@uyt imagining being submerged in there with you..

Video: Rub a Dub Dub Shaving Cream in a Tub5/26/26report

More of THIS content please!

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@uyt we can take itblow past that R rating and scandalize us.

Video: Rub a Dub Dub Shaving Cream in a Tub5/24/26report

Can just imagine the fun AFTER the video ended

Video: Rub a Dub Dub Shaving Cream in a Tub5/23/26report

Keep coming back to this and may argue it's the greatest WAM photo ever

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This is like a Bakerman drawing brought to life!

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Nothing better than orgasmic pie action!

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But gained a huge erection

Photo: Lost his pants and his dignity5/11/26report

How much of a heads up do you need if I'm in the area. Traveling to TX for work in August and may have some time carved out to visit

Scene: Cody's WAM Initiation5/7/26report

Just utterly amazing! I'm so super jealous!

Scene: Cody's WAM Initiation5/6/26report

Damn! Wish I was close by and could book a session! Great pics!

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That one muscle is quite noticeable

Photo: Muscles and pies? Yes please5/4/26report

Uh, think you have a little something on your cock

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You are the BEST at pummeling yourself with pastries, it's turns me on IMMENSELY! Love how it starts with you looking resigned to your creamy fate, only to be BLASTED again! AWESOME work!

Video: Blueberry Pie4/29/26report

Look! A standing ovation!

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Hell yeah man, work that yummy cock while you pie yourself-and me-to orgasm!

Video: Love Island Audition (Trailer)4/2/26report

Stellar facial abuse

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You really are the spiritual successor to the Stooges with the humiliation you endure and your reactions. Loved calling this! Wish your download store was still around!

Video: Girl Laughs at Cream Pie Humiliation4/1/26report

That's the dream!

Photo: Endless pies3/25/26report

Why yes, we DO serve cream pie here sir!

Photo: SPLAT3/16/26report

This is the dream right, your face emerging from pied, humiliated bliss, only to be slammed again with another huge pie, an epic SPLAT pushing you back as your cock twitches with excitement

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Creamed.his face as well.

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HOLY!!! Just amazing, thought it was just a hot still pic, but then we get a gif of a perfect pie hit while showing off your cock!

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Same thing happened to me this morning with the left over Cool Whip remnants in the fridge. Pied my face and cock, then jerked off in the shower and cleaned up. Easy peasy!

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My work hasn't taken me to your neck of the woods as yet, but I'd love to meet for a pie session if it does!

User: MasterPandaTX2/27/26report

You seem excited.

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I can't decide where to lick first

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I didn't know it was in the vault! Would you ever consider releasing the vid of you taking a face full of chocolate syrup as you hold the small cup of ice cream?

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Will this masterpiece ever be released as a download?!?!

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