My Comments
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If you mix in cooking oil it wouldn't be as bad for the hair and easier to wash out
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Forum pic3/20/26report
Are you using regular hotels or love hotels?
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Video: Black Paint and White Drop Trailer3/20/26report
So do you always apply the mess and he films?
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Wow you coated your self! Is it mud?
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cakes on cake!!!! my wifie didn't like cake/ pie sitting at first but really has fun with it now!
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Video: First Time Caking Sitting!3/19/26report
https://umd.net/chuck-m She didn't seem to thrilled about posing, I also forgot tog eat a camera shot of the tank top we used as her cum rag for a year or so
Photo: little tight fit lolz front pussy wedgie 3/18/26report
Sharing IS caring!!!!
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Photo: I share my toys :) 3/16/26report
Oh wow
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Photo: A mouthful !!!!3/16/26report
https://umd.net/getemdown just the way I like it !!!
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We may have used them once more but think they may have been tossed
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Photo: Admiring the mess, or just slop shocked?3/4/26report
https://umd.net/edu-mud-lover She actually likes mud and savory oh and cake frosting / icing
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https://umd.net/thevillainessbf Our other slimings are WAY more disgusting if you wanna check out her other albums u may find stuff you like / dislike !
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https://umd.net/thevillainessbf Oatmeal and mochi (rice flour) brownie mix
If u like savory she did let me do a few handful of savory slimes in our last several seshs
She says she prefers savory now to sweet (smells worse in the moment but she says sweet lasts longer on her body after many showers)
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Photo: It’s soo clumpy….3/4/26report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet Thank you! She took many slopover pours that night ! And a 12 oz bottle of bukkake batter I saved up for a year in the freezer !
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Forum pic3/3/26report
https://umd.net/manwearingmessyknickers She started trying to wipe All the soup cum and cake and frosting off her body she wanted a shower
But we let the Massuse shower first cause she had another appointment
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Photo: she caught my cum in her hands lolz 3/3/26report
https://umd.net/manwearingmessyknickers Lolz not sure she feels that way but she is lucky I deal with her craziness so guess that's why she lets me destroy here once in a blue moon?
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Forum pic3/3/26report
https://umd.net/manwearingmessyknickers Hopefully one day she'll give approval to do this again!
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https://umd.net/hrc Grub worms it was a gag gift she asked why they were so slimey when I dumped them on her
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muddyfeet thanks! i feel like she looked better covered in all the food we lost from the freezer !
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Done
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Photo: Comment done once you have liked3/2/26report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet The other outfit was too revealing she said
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Photo: That’s a smile peeking out from the gunge 2/28/26report
https://umd.net/getemdown Lolz ya she is!
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Photo: That’s a smile peeking out from the gunge 2/27/26report
https://umd.net/getemdown She takes it very well begrudgingly but still!
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Photo: her superfood turned 2 superslopyslime!2/27/26report
https://umd.net/getemdown It was her idea to mix the sweet and savory together with her feet before I gave her an epic slopover pour !
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Photo: she ONLY dated respectable guys b4U. look@her now2/27/26report
https://umd.net/mr-wammer88 She really let me get her good! At the time it was by far the worst slop she'd ever had and thst I'd ever given!
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Forum pic2/11/26report
https://umd.net/mr-wammer88 It was more fun removing the slop ou to dump back over her!!
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https://umd.net/pipfreek Thank you!
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Photo: no more slopovers, just want to clean up2/11/26report
https://umd.net/manwearingmessyknickers unexpected fun thing i found was it all collected inside that outfit i want to do this again with her !
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Forum pic2/10/26report
https://umd.net/manwearingmessyknickers She'd stoped smiling many slime and slop overs but shed cleaned up she was laughing and smiling again
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Forum pic2/10/26report
https://umd.net/manwearingmessyknickers Ya a year ish of saving up
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https://umd.net/glad-to-pie-you Thanks ! She's haven sum fun too! (I'm having a lot more though lolz)
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https://umd.net/muddyfeet Thank u sir! We been trying to eat healthier and work out once a week but she's been doing. Second and third with out me in pretty lazy lolz
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Photo: no more slopovers, just want to clean up2/10/26report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet It was a medium sized spray I think I got overtly excited from the cake frosting spread lolz
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Forum pic2/10/26report
https://umd.net/alex-sanchez Thank you!
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User: luvs2pie2/10/26report
https://umd.net/glad-to-pie-you She took ALOT of slopovers that night !
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Forum pic2/10/26report
Lolz not a fan of the mess she was given ?!
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Photo: Messy April 28th 152/9/26report
I feel like she is siting there preparing for what's next to come !!!
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Photo: Messy April 28th 12/9/26report
skintightwetjeans i assume your not gonna be the only one lolz
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Forum pic2/9/26report
Alex Sanchez thank you! (its her second most hated flavor, coconut)
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Photo: pie sandwich!2/9/26report
Pierre537183 that was supposed to be three weeks of dinner and desserts but freezer opened up and we lost EVERYTHING, but saved it for wam!
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Forum pic2/8/26report
shes REALLY just sittin in that mess!!!!
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https://umd.net/optimist She knew what was cumin lolz
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Forum pic2/7/26report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet Thanks! She still has to wear her green slime
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https://umd.net/gurph-morlicks Good muck monster pic !
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https://umd.net/needtobemessy She's been working out !
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Photo: sex wear from japan trip, super tight wedige 2/7/26report
It just stayed on her face so well! But also did get added to her slopover bucket
Photo: SPLAT!!! BULLSEYE!!!2/6/26report
https://umd.net/marley Bought one of her fav flavors (the other two later are some of her least favorite)
Photo: READY… AIM...2/6/26report
The pie stuck so well!!!
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https://umd.net/marley She takes it so well!
Photo: caking the clown!2/6/26report
https://umd.net/umd282 She was NOT a fan of the outfit lolz
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Photo: little tight fit lolz front pussy wedgie 2/6/26report
https://umd.net/marley good coverage am I right?!
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https://umd.net/marley had to hold over her head it was too heavy to actually drop on her head
Photo: chunky slime bowl tiara 2/6/26report
https://umd.net/marley Still somehow made its was into her micro once piece even thought it was extra chunky !!!
Photo: chunky choco slime! (she luvs chocolate!)2/6/26report
https://umd.net/marley Also still green slime to come !
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https://umd.net/pipfreek Thanks ! We were gonna make gunge from messy supplies she picked out a color and the extra thick stuff and I realized right before we started bought the wrong drill attachment
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https://umd.net/gloopy Really broke in the new place!
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https://umd.net/messycumfort She says she looks like a muck monster
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https://umd.net/messysexy Descriptions are on different pics
Tried to copy and paste but kept refreshing but LOTS of different sweet and savory items
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Photo: Big ole slopovers bucket, caught all fell between 2/5/26report
https://umd.net/chuck-m She did her first pied on the ass experience (2 pies actually)
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Photo: sex wear from japan trip, super tight wedige 2/3/26report
https://umd.net/messysexy It was from a gag gift I forgot about and they had moved past Best Buy date
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Photo: grub worms, she moaned and asked why so slimey?!2/3/26report
https://umd.net/alex-sanchez Thanks! 1st wasn't so sticky / don't splatter but second one was a bit messier !
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Photo: didn’t want her jealous gave massuse piespank1/30/26report
https://umd.net/joeyoung2007 Was suooosed to also use uk gunge on her but I bought the wrong drill attachment for mixing paint and liquids
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Photo: was her cum rag, now coated with more cream!1/30/26report
https://umd.net/marley It's gonna get good!!
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muddyfeet its very pieable!
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Photo: sex wear from japan trip, super tight wedige 1/29/26report
marley thanks!
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Photo: sex wear from japan trip, super tight wedige 1/29/26report
muddyfeet i gave her a lil tug on both sides, she screached at me lolz
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Photo: little tight fit lolz front pussy wedgie 1/29/26report
marley i could NOT believe she put that on!
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Photo: little tight fit lolz front pussy wedgie 1/29/26report
PieMePhoebe yea it gets good! as good as a messy mini one piece could!
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Photo: oh no her skimpy outfit is showing...1/29/26report
Cream was too liquidy I didn't buy enough so had to stop throwing them but felt good to "splat" them on her face too!
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https://umd.net/marley I actually just pushed this into her face crusts were way under cooked but she said still hurt but think cool whip was too thin and I didn't buy enough to over flow the pies
Photo: ready aim!1/28/26report
https://umd.net/marley She got very giddy and girl when I asked if SHE wanted to do pie writting and she said "YOU" and pointed at me
And then because of course she did when we were about to start she in her bratty ways said "ohh man you suck at writing"
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Photo: “spank"1/28/26report
Her gym efforts are getting more apparent ! I do love a phat ass!
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Photo: cakes about to get pied1/28/26report
https://umd.net/manwearingmessyknickers Little did I know few days later, she be watching her get a nuru massage with a happy ending and messy erotic massage from another lady !
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Photo: added my own white slime 1/28/26report
https://umd.net/marley She held them in place after I pied her
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PieMePhoebe i don't get it, but not gonna tell her to stop, its like shes a a gluton for punishment
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Photo: she luvs holding pies b4 getting them/ pie hat1/28/26report
how bad did you smell afterwords?!
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Photo: Post-shoot jitters1/28/26report
Blkwammer all up to the wifie i never thought this would happen but think it was a special present for vaca
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Photo: lil smile after acknowledging ready 4 another 1/28/26report
But we all won! By getting to watch!!
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Photo: No hands in the pigsty1/27/26report
https://umd.net/bob1987564 We kept in contact and she said if wifie wanted a reg massage and we had time she'd try being the pie target
Photo: talking her through each step of the way1/26/26report
https://umd.net/bob1987564 Lolz if only! Wifie would never approve!
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Photo: taught her what a pie hat was1/26/26report
https://umd.net/16parkvilla Out the window or her ass?! Lolz
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Photo: enjoying my view of her cakes!1/26/26report
https://umd.net/messyblogg The unfortunate/ fortunate outcome of having construction work done in summer and the banging moved freezer items around and in the night slide down enough to push open freezer door lost weeks forth of food and desserts we had saved, BUT when life gives u lemons make lemon merengue!
Wifie had wanted to try a more hard core savory sesh so perfect opportunity !
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https://umd.net/piethro2 She stayed in contact with me and said she'd be interesting in trying being the wam target and wifie said she was NOT going to get messy but would film me getting "revenge" on the Massuse, who I think had a pretty good time being the "victim "
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Photo: gave @tokyolove her 1st fuller wam treatment 1/26/26report
https://umd.net/kelly-le-frock So that's our Massuse who was willing to give wam an try
My wifie is filming and in behind the lady (in the other pics messing her up)
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Photo: talking her through each step of the way1/26/26report
PieMePhoebe only if wifie approves but think this was a one and done
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Photo: taught her what a pie hat was1/26/26report
PieMePhoebe she had some fun getting messy!
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Photo: massaged it in 1/26/26report
https://umd.net/muddyfeet she was hot all around !
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Photo: gave @tokyolove her 1st fuller wam treatment 1/25/26report
https://umd.net/bob1987564 Thank u sir !
Photo: She cleaned wifie off only 2 give her a wam massag1/25/26report
https://umd.net/bob1987564 When she parted the top my heart stopped
Photo: She asked r u both sure I should make her messy?1/25/26report
https://umd.net/bob1987564 Wifie picked the soups and was her digestion to get them I was gonna stick to just sweets since we didn't know when buying. If Massuse would do messy massage
Photo: massuse REALLY learning how to messy wifie up1/25/26report
https://umd.net/bob1987564 I told her she should make videos on here cause she could protect her identity but she hasn't so far
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Photo: gave @tokyolove her 1st fuller wam treatment 1/25/26report
https://umd.net/bob1987564 Ya it exploded even though I held back a lot cause she was scared but after she loosened up and said as long I was gentle with her face we could proceed!
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Photo: was wifie jelouse I pied spanked someone else?1/25/26report
https://umd.net/bob1987564 It was very exciting cause she had only been caked on her tits by wifie the week before
She and wifie said I could spank her bare handed before pieing her cause she was nervous it would hurt
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Photo1/25/26report
https://umd.net/bob1987564 This isn't my wifie, it's the lady who gave wifie messy massage and erotic nuru massage
Wifie let me go back week or so later and get her messy ! Massuse got me good after this though and wifie just sat back and filmed she didn't feel like getting messy
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Photo: she took it like a pro!1/25/26report
Oh bob that's not wifie getting pied
She's behind me letting me pie spank out masseuse
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Photo: wifie did good job filming!1/25/26report
Love how she's checking out that pie
Forum pic1/24/26report
Very hot!
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Did u get to follow the directions?!
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Forum pic1/24/26report
https://umd.net/lizzieclaymore Thanks! After editing pic and realizing I'd now pie spanked a very awesome masseuse but NEVER lie spanked my wifie I made sure last weeekend to really pie my wifie on the ass, so she didn't feel left out lolz
I also couldn't beleive my wifie let me actually spank our Massuse bare handed but it was to make sure the hardness of the pie slap wouldn't hurt her butt (it was pretty toned)
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Photo: was wifie jelouse I pied spanked someone else?1/24/26report
https://umd.net/messwriter it was supposed to be for the wifie but we brought it for her to wear
It would sauce been extra skimpy in wifie but worked on her too !
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