Beware of the flying sauce-ers!
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The way the mud frames your eyes is absolutely beautiful.
Photo: Photo by @bkphoto57 mins agoreport
Before I retired, one of the occupations I had was to be a tutor, and that included math, For the right price (and by price, I mean pies :pieface: , not money), I might be induced to come out of retirement. x-D
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You're welcome.
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Thank you.
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On a tangent, the quote, "Almost there" makes me think of "Star Wars", (PS--I'm old enough to call it simply "Star Wars". After all, that's what it was called when I saw it in the theaters. I would doubt that you're old enough to have that privilege and should refer to it as "Star Wars IV: A New Hope x-D )
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PS--pies are my favorite.
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Yes, I probably should be, but you have to catch me first x-D Of course, I wonder what you might do with me if you do catch me... :splosh: :pieface: :splosh: I think I will try to escape by running in place. :-P x-D x-D
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Photo12 hours agoreport
It actually looks like powdered chocolate, but that's too many syllables :-) :pieface:
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two hands- and a mouthful...each! (Especially the mouthful)
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i hope you had a Merry Christmas
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Photo: Merry Christmas!19 hours agoreport
On the 13th day of Christmas, you're on your own.
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On the 12th day of Christmas, some wammers made me pose
with, 12 pies a-smooshing, 11 faces dunking, 10 gallons washing, 9 pies a-splatting, 8 powdered maa-alt, 7 fingers touching, 6 cups of pudding, 5 sacks of flour, 4 pots of choc., three quarts of goo, two cans of cream and some pinkish slop on my red nose
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On the 11th day of Christmas, some wammers made me pose
with, 11 faces dunking, 10 gallons washing, 9 pies a-splatting, 8 powdered maa-alt, 7 fingers touching, 6 cups of pudding, 5 sacks of flour, 4 pots of choc., three quarts of goo, two cans of cream and some pinkish slop on my red nose
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On the 10th day of Christmas, some wammers made me pose
with, 10 gallons washing, 9 pies a-splatting, 8 powdered maa-alt, 7 fingers touching, 6 cups of pudding, 5 sacks of flour, 4 pots of choc., three quarts of goo, two cans of cream and some pinkish slop on my red nose
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On the 9th day of Christmas, some wammers made me pose
with 9 pies a-splatting, 8 powdered maa-alt, 7 fingers touching, 6 cups of pudding, 5 sacks of flour, 4 pots of choc., three quarts of goo, two cans of cream and some pinkish slop on my red nose
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On the 8th day of Christmas, some wammers made me pose
with 8 powdered maa-alt, 7 fingers touching, 6 cups of pudding, 5 sacks of flour, 4 pots of choc., three quarts of goo, two cans of cream and some pinkish slop on my red nose
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Photo21 hours agoreport
On the 7th day of Christmas, some wammers made me pose
with 7 fingers touching, 6 cups of pudding, 5 sacks of flour, 4 pots of choc., three quarts of goo, two cans of cream and some pinkish slop on my red nose
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Photo21 hours agoreport
On the 6th day of Christmas, some wammers made me pose
with 6 cups of pudding, 5 sacks of flour, 4 pots of choc., three quarts of goo, two cans of cream and some pinkish slop on my red nose
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Photo21 hours agoreport
On the 5th day of Christmas, some wammers made me pose
with 5 sacks of flour, 4 pots of choc., three quarts of goo, two cans of cream and some pinkish slop on my red nose
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Photo21 hours agoreport
On the 4th day of Christmas, some wammers made me pose
with 4 pots of choc, three quarts of goo, two cans of cream and some pinkish slop on my red nose
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Photo21 hours agoreport
On the 3rd day of Christmas, some wammers made me pose
with three quarts of goo, two cans of cream and some pinkish slop on my red nose
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Photo21 hours agoreport
On the 2nd day of Christmas, some wammers made me pose
with two cans of cream and some pinkish slop on my red nose
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On the 1st day of Christmas, some wammers made me pose,
with pinkish slop upon my red nose
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Photo22 hours agoreport
great timing.
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my sentiments exactly.
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Photo23 hours agoreport
Again, exquisite timing.
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Photo23 hours agoreport
Exquisite timing!
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Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays, everyone.
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User: theoldmanandthepiewednesdayreport
I don't see you anywhere. Weren't you invited? x-D :pieface: Seriously, great work.
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Photo: Elena's drinks party gets messy!wednesdayreport
"Scooch in. I'll get both of us."
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Phototuesdayreport
Has anybody ever told you that you don't play fair with our libidos?
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Photo: Wiping those messy panties around my face really tmondayreport
Such a perfect pose. A sculptor could make a statue worthy of the gods from this photo,
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Photomondayreport
What a great framing of the eyes.
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Photomondayreport
What a great pie hit!
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Photomondayreport
I love her look in the third panel when Anna realizes that she might not remain clean.
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Photo: Yulia takes revenge on Anna in Dubai Pt 1mondayreport
I love the eyes and the friendly smile.
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Photomondayreport
I love the funny look.
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Photomondayreport
you already look lovely, and you have all of those pies to go.
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Photomondayreport
this is such a sweet photo that I am expecting the Harlem Globetrotters to show up.
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Photo8 days agoreport
I love your facial expression in the 2nd panel. What would be interesting is a comparison of reality vs. virtual reality where you recreate the scene with real chocolate syrup, a real pie, and a real Yana :-) :pieface:
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Photo: Yana manages a park ambush!9 days agoreport
"On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Two creamy ladies."
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Photo: Messy Megan and I’s latest collab - on her page!9 days agoreport
I'd rather feel what a messy handful you could be. :loveeyes: :-)
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Photo: Cum see what a messy handful I can be 9 days agoreport
"On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Five whipped cream pies."
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Photo9 days agoreport
"On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
A pie hat for chocolate-covered me."
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Photo9 days agoreport
So did all of the others. Where's their pies? x-D x-D x-D x-D :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface:
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Photo10 days agoreport
Torture????? We could all stand to be tortured like that. If you were tortured any more, you'd be so deliriously happy that we'd have to send for the guys with the white jackets x-D :pieface: :pieface: :pieface:
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Photo10 days agoreport
I'm glad I've got a good heart, because otherwise that smile, that "come hither" finger, and all that shaving cream would do me in.
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Photo: See how I got here.. scene out now <310 days agoreport
I have bookmarked the YouTube video of this.
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Photo10 days agoreport
Now this is a party I should crash
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Let me have it.
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Photo10 days agoreport
There's both serenity and sneakiness in that face behind all that cream.
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Photo11 days agoreport
"I (pffft) guess (splutter) spoke (pfft) too (splutter) soon."
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Splat!
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"OK--I'm a real mess. I guess I can live with that. At least it's over."
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"Chocolate as well??????????? Harumph!"
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"What are you doing? I only agreed to beans and oatmeal."
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I love the size of that 2nd pie. It's sure to make a BIG mess.
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I love that that outfit is what you chose to get muddy in.
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I love the smile, and I love how it looks like you are looking at the mud with the idea of putting your face in it again.
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Photo11 days agoreport
Where is this college? I would love to take the course. Will you be the instructor? :-)
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I can't wait for Anastasia's revenge--perhaps a phone call to The Toy. The revenge would be so much better if Diana were still wearing that red dress.
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Photo: A daughter's plot revealed!11 days agoreport
I absolutely adore the shocked expression on her face in the first panel
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Photo: Anastasia learns of the video theme!11 days agoreport
Alas, if only Anastasia and that dress were getting messed up for real (heavy sigh). Great work and story.
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Photo: Anastasia shows up to help with an advert11 days agoreport
I love the pie fight, but I have to wonder why the guys are just hanging back, especially those with a pie in their hands.
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Photo12 days agoreport
you asked for it: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface:
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Yes, the two of you are the cutest.
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"Come here and give us a kiss." (My response would be 'smooch'.")
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I love how innocent the eyes look in this photo, especially in contrast to how mischievous they looked in the previous one.
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Photo: Sweet Layla12 days agoreport
I love the mischief in those eyes and smile. You just know that someone else is going to be in so much trouble, or at least mess.
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Photo12 days agoreport
One of you is gloriously and huggably messy. The other is way too clean.
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"Are you ready?" "Let me have it."
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Photo13 days agoreport
"So who gets the first pie?"
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Photo13 days agoreport
Now we need one of the male coworkers to sneak up on the pie-r and pie her.
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Photo14 days agoreport
I still look forward to what might happen next
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Photo14 days agoreport
beautiful
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Photo: Whipped cream dunk tanks14 days agoreport
I like the splatter on the maid's skirt--nice subtle touch
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Please tell me the name of this airline. This is the one I want to fly.
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And guys are falling at your feet.
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Photo: Beans were falling from my jeans.15 days agoreport
Don't waste it. Your hair is still too clean x-D
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Photo: The sound that pour made 😍 15 days agoreport
"I really have to stop losing my contact lenses in here."
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none--my mouth wouldn't be free :P
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Photo: What degrading names would you call me?15 days agoreport
With all of that chocolate, we can't tell if it's you or a stunt double x-D :pieface:
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Photo15 days agoreport
love the shocked look
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Photo15 days agoreport
messy is a great look for you.
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love the timing
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Love the smile
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Photo15 days agoreport
my face or yours?
Photo16 days agoreport
lovely
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Someone needs a hug.
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Those eyes--one can only wonder what revenge she is plotting.
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Photo16 days agoreport
May I unstrap that shoe for you?
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I have got to check these photos more frequently. That's the 2nd time today somebody has beat me to a comment.
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Photo16 days agoreport
For those of you who know of my recent medical problems, you'll be glad to hear that biopsy results have ruled out cancer.
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User: theoldmanandthepie16 days agoreport
Drat you Alex Sanchez x-D I was going to say, "You could pull my sleigh anytime you wish," but you beat me to the theme.
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Photo: It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas!16 days agoreport
I love the smile and the glee in your eyes.
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Photo: Covered in 16 different ingredients! 16 days agoreport
As much as I prefer silver to gold, you'll always be a gold medal to me.
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You'll get no argument from me!
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great photo
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coming.
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Yes, the muddy boobs are great, but I love the way the mud frames her lovely eyes and smile.
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