Comments by theoldmanandthepie

Is the wife thinking, "Hmmph! I wanted that pink pie in my face."? I know that's what I would be thinking, because I would want that pink pie in my face.

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How can you be ready--there is no "pie barrage" on the wheel?????? :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: x-D x-D x-D x-D x-D

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It's the eyes. I just can't resist the eyes.

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this is the you I would want to pie ... or hug ... or both!

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done

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Intriguing photo, given that the original is black and white and quite a bit grainier. I would have also like to see, as companion shots, a colorized version 3 frames, then 6 frames, then 9 frames, etc. from this frame.

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I hope that the smile (and it does look like a smile rather than a grimace due to pain) means that you still enjoy playing in the mud.

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great photo

Photo: Now available Choc pies by darkabbytuesdayreport

If only that were a genuine offer. Of course, you would have to snap me out of staring into those beautiful eyes.

Photo: 💖Wanna cover my cute pink outfit 😋tuesdayreport

An idea--tip the waitress in the same manner in which she served you.

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Where can I get a hat like that?

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great photo--I would love to see what the next pie does to her.

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I absolutely adore this entire set of photos and GIF's. Thank you! :pieface:

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Look at her pretend that she's upset that your messy. You should punish such cheek by getting her as messy.

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bulls-eye

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That was a good shot, but the next pie needs to be a little more to the left.

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A new Olympic sport: Synchronized Pie Smushing

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Thank you for pieing the MC. That is something that, in reality, (almost) never happened, so I love that you altered that reality.

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Those gorgeous grey-blue eyes in that beautiful face are simply exquisite.

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I love that the MC got a little collateral mess.

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definitely cream incoming.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, a googleplex*, btw, merely saying your cute face is an understatement of gargantuan proportions,

*(a google is a "1" followed by 100 "0's". A googleplex is a "1" followed by a google of "0's")

Photo: How bad do you wanna cover my cute face😋16 days agoreport

"I fought the mud, and the ... mud won."

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Man in the Moon, may I introduce Woman in the Pie

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I bet you're delicious even without the maple syrup.

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Happily. In fact, I think I could get addicted to spinning the wheel of mess.

Photo: Spin the wheel of mess! 18 days agoreport

ditto Chuck M, except I'd call them grey-blue

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I like the way you unfill your raincoat

Photo: I love filling my rainwear 😍 19 days agoreport

Love the smile.

Photo: This mess was so thick! 😍 20 days agoreport

nice duck!

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"I'm gonna sneak a taste of this yummy chocolate while he isn't looking."

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There should be room for 2 :love:'s for this photo.

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"I thought the chocolate was supposed to help with the kink in my neck."

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I love how you can see the contrast between the chocolate and the white sweater and how some of her clothing is temporarily clean.

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Chocolate pudding for beautiful chocolate eyes.

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ditto

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certainly!

Photo: Let's have a saucy night in 😜 21 days agoreport

I don't believe you. I think that you need to prove your sluttiness to me in person.

Photo: Disgraced and loving it! I am a total slut!21 days agoreport

I'm definitely jealous of that guy even if he is AI.

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"I'm so happy! This is what I always wanted."

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Are you trying to suggest that you wouldn't have thrown the pie had she been ready on time?Do you really think that we are going to believe that? x-D :pieface: Great work, as always.

Photo: Tanya pied for taking so long to be ready!24 days agoreport

"I think the new make-up is just a tad overenthusiastic.

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"Why are my hands up? That's only a splurge gun, and I can't get any messier."

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I love her enthusiasm.

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make that two more times.

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Well, I think that I can manage to say "yes" one more time.

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There's only one of me. I can only say "yes" so many times.

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The answer to the question posed by the eyes is "yes".

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I love how delighted/excited she looks.

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"Here sploshed the bride, all gunged in brown." PS--love the smile.

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love the eyes

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"Or is that pink-blue-purple-brown?"

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"Blue-brown-pink really goes with my hair, don't you think?"

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Since I believe that very quickly getting very messy and very naughty is the way you like it, I have no choice but to believe your bragging. Of course, you do have lots to brag about! :loveeyes: :pieface:

Photo: This got very naughty & very messy.. very quickly27 days agoreport

both with a pie barrage to follow.

Photo: Which one would you choose for me?27 days agoreport

love the eyes.

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who cares if it's a clean prompt or a messy one. What's important is a Messy Megan!

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"Really?" "Yes, really."

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Do you really expect me to believe that pout is real? Cute yes, but real...nah.

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trust me--it doesn't matter.

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"like those napkins are going to be enough!"

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"Did you forget to eat lunch?"

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Love the smile.

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L: "So you think that's funny, do you?"
R: "Why, yes I do. What are you going to do about it?"

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"That's much better."

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"Really?"

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(right frame) "Why isn't there a pie in my hand? After all, it worked for Samantha Stevens."

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"One, two, three strikes you're out."

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Choreography by Monty Python

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Do profile pics allow GIF's? If so, this would be a perfect choice.

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And they said Burlesque was dead.

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"She can't even wait her turn. Sheesh."

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"Now it's your turn."

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I love the collateral damage.

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I think this one is great, too.

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I don't know about Viviana, but I think it's great.

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beautiful--great set.

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I think that this would be a great daily makeup routine.

Photo: Naughty Luscious Laura kept pieing my pussy ԍ1/31/26report

"Another dress--another msss."

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perfect timing on the photo,

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Great AI work, but I am curious as to why you decided to use the plastic clothes protection.

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If that's the award for tier 1, I can't wait to find out what the award is for tier 2. Great work.

Photo: Reaching Tier 1 awards for the first time!1/28/26report

This is great, but with all of those pies left, I want more.

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this is excellent.

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"All right, you win."

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"You're going to want me to put my face in the mud, aren't you."

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Great AI self-pie animation.

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third choice--you will notice that my criterion for the 3 choices was how messy the woman in red was.

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2nd choice

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first choice

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It's always those eyes!

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What perfect framing for the eyes.

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I love this. I hope you plan to turn this into a GIF where the maids each pie the lady in red.

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what perfect framing for those eyes!

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What I love is how much it looks like you're enjoying a daydream while covered in mud, One wonders who you are wishing were next to you just as covered.

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"As you can see, Thursday's forecast calls for pies/"

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that's one way to put some meat on those bones--well, some pie anyway.

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Or maybe they can! x-D x-D x-D

Photo: Yana sets Ira up for Nastia's revenge Pt21/18/26report

I don't think your friends could get any "Nastia" x-D x-D x-D

Photo: Yana sets Ira up for Nastia's revenge Pt11/18/26report

I would love to see what she looks like after the bucket was removed. Also, I wouldn't mind being "pranked" like that myself.

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