Comments by theoldmanandthepie

that's the perfect comment.

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Another great AI photo. I hope you plan to continue the series with more employees.

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Great idea and a great AI photo. There's a Seattle-based Ad company (I forget it's name at the moment) that did something like this

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Let's hope that the BF next dares her to roll around.

Photo: My boyfriend DARED me to sit in the mud.yesterdayreport

"Oh, gawd, why are you taking my photo now? My hair is a mess."

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I love the photo. Maldon mud run?

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Another great job! it's as if I were there.

Photo: Vanessa finally gets the best of Marianna!yesterdayreport

(singing) When AI eyes are smiling ...

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Just a little more...c'mon opponent, you can pull harder.

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(singing) Oh, what a wonderful feeling ...

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I'm being pulled in! Wait, then why am I resisting???

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Now to collect my money. I love getting paid for something I enjoy.

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Somebody please give me a push!

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He does.

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I wonder if he has good aim.

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(brunette): this!

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(blonde): Now what?

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Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh (insert musical note emoji here)

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Oh, come on, you'll love it

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... 3 (glug, glug, glug, gasp for breath)

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On 3. 1 ... 2 ...

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We're going to need more Mendelssohns and Wagners over here.

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that's one way to have a clean beauty contest.

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I think you're trying to tempt me into dodegamy.

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I love the story.

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"You missed a spot. Let me fix that for you."

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Breathe in the pie. Breathe out the pie. Allow the pie to enrich your meditation

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That's a heck of a lot of shaving cream for one little photo.

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"Houston, we have a problem..."

Photo: Spraying Holly With Foam!Tuesdayreport

"Whew--now that my hair is out of my face, I can see again."

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That's an absolutely brilliant, "I'm beautiful, so how can you resist me pose." I promise you that, if I were there, I couldn't :-) :-) :love:

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When all is said and done, it's actually the "joie de vivre" as expressed by the cream framing the eyes and the gaping smile that excites me the most.

Photo: Pie face and tits Tuesdayreport

Why do I get the feeling that this is how messy you'd like your wife to be?

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Reminiscent of the pie fight episode of "Real People". Were you using that as a reference? Great work, as always.

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"This is so relaxing. Please don't wake me if I fall asleep."

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Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

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this is the life.

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40 :love:'s that are well-deserved. great job

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The perfect "gown" with which to go down the aisle to the music of Mendelssohn or Wagner.

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Leaning over and with her arm extended, I bet that the bath tub could have had one more occupant. I also bet that, if that had happened, It would have wiped that smirk off her face x-D

Photo: The facial expressions and laughs throughout this Mondayreport

"So this is why you wanted me to come to the office Christmas party."

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"Just one more, and I promise that next time we'll go dancing"

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I would really love to see the during and after pictures

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Please check your messages.

User: WildThangSundayreport

I would love to be your instructor and "try" to break it up :-)

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"you better not miss."

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"...Pie!"

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"ready, set, ...

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"I will if you will."

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(in unison) "3, 2, 1, PIe!"

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"I just felt like having a sandwich."

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nice tophat

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Why am I so tempted to say "Happy Birthday" to you?

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love the eyes

Photo: beauty gone dirty7 days agoreport

I love both her eyes and her smile

Photo: covered in clay7 days agoreport

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the messiest one of all?" (somebody had to post this)

Photo: when the mirror shows your inner...7 days agoreport

I have a feeling that somebody's face is searching for these right now.

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One might also say you're rubbing our noses in it ... and hers! x-D

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With all of these great photos, you're just laying it on thick ... in more ways that one x-D

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Great work! It takes me more than 4 pies to get coverage like that. :-) What would make the photo absolutely incredible would be if the two diners in the background were to turn their heads in frame #2 and laugh uproariously in frames 3 and 4, but I imagine that changing the background is next to impossible if not impossible. Anyway, great work.

Photo: An unexpected reward redemption!7 days agoreport

I agree.

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Dang, I wanted a lot of something on my face

Photo: A single thrown banana cream pie hit--I love the w8 days agoreport

lots of pies

Photo: towards the end of a session8 days agoreport

great photo--you do realize that I am completely jealous in a lighthearted, playful sort of way

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I would expect that the pie she's holding is the one you used on her in the companion photo. However, I would hope that she might have gotten a measure of revenge with it.

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"So I just stand here and take pies in the face."

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great photo

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"yes"

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"So I'm just stand here and let you throw pies at me?"

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great photo

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who's first? Thank you for making it a story.

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who's next?

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"You're next"

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with coverage like that, you ought to be a reporter.

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your eyes are more effective than daggers

Photo: As you like, right?9 days agoreport

without.

Photo: How do you prefer, with my glasses or without them9 days agoreport

I love all the mess, but it's those eyes that pierce my soul.

Photo: Sweet for you ;)9 days agoreport

You have registered those eyes as lethal weapons, haven't you?

Photo: See you under the mud!9 days agoreport

the 750 :love:'s I could put in this comment wouldn't be enough.

Photo: You are my special guest!9 days agoreport

hopefully the start of something big

Photo: Pied by Surprise10 days agoreport

I really should have read the fine print

Photo: Was just sitting here minding my own biz...10 days agoreport

I love how the lefty is getting ready to throw her pie.

Photo: Pies in Line...12 days agoreport

I love the photo as a photo, but I do hope she is getting lots of help with the cleanup.

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:love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

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Can I be next?

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I only wish it were chemistry you were failing. I could help you with that.

Photo: Failing American history 14 days agoreport

I love the facial expression. To me, it says, "the pies/mess/things I put up with"

Photo: That seemed unfair 14 days agoreport

I love the classic smile in this classic pieing.

Photo: First forfeit- a classic pieing14 days agoreport

Great photo. I can't wait for the results of the next question!

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great expansion into pie fights

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This looks like a good place for a nap.

Photo: Woodland Mud Wallow - 0115 days agoreport

This is lovely. Somehow, I get the feeling that you agreed with your friends. ;-)

Photo: friends decided i was too clean16 days agoreport

:love: :love: :love: :love: :love: (one wasn't enough!)

Photo: "instead of dipping her toes, she goes with her he16 days agoreport

This is a great photo. I hope you follow it up with a photo where you are testing the pie by dipping your finger into it after it has been smooshed all over your face. :-P

Photo: "dipping my toes to test the mud"16 days agoreport

I love the way the ladies are laughing and smiling it the series. I like this one a little bit better because she's getting a little of the mess in this one.

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I love the "let me have it" smile

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Also, I know that I'd be one of a large number of gentlemen (and not so gentlemen) who'd like to take up position in the middle

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This one is also cute on both the right and the left

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A New Game Show--The "Pies" is Right

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I love imagining what's going to happen to that dress and to her, for that matter.

Photo: Lana with blue dress 119 days agoreport