Comments by theoldmanandthepie

"My face is chopped off. That's what i get for hiring a discount cameraman."

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The epithet on my grave will say, "Those eyes slew me."

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"You can throw all the pies you want, but how dare you take my queen!"

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"Is that another pie for me? Oh, thank you!"

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Has anybody heard from Creammeagain lately?

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"Why me?"

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"And I suppose I look heavenly to You, too."

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"That guy in the 3rd row is cute. I hope he notices me."

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"Wait! Would you believe it was an accident?"

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What happened to your hat, Smurfette?

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Where does one get one of those slides"=? I would love to try one, especially if the pool came with the girl.

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I would love to see this AI photo 5 seconds into the future where I might see somebody getting ready to throw the first dessert. Nice AI work.

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Sometimes the only thing one can say is "Wow!"

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I love how you say bye in the last panel

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Great work, as always, The chocolate looks real.

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and soon all of the pies will be worn, As always, I wish I could teleport into the scene. Also, great work, as always.

Photo: And so many pies laid out......Saturdayreport

love the smile.

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I would recommend not looking up when sitting in a gunge tank.

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I can't resist such lovely eyes.

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"Don't pie, officer. I give ummmmph"

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"My place afterwards?"

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The race is on. x-D x-D x-D x-D

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I love seeing a messy model with lovely, sparkling, smiling eyes.

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"Oh yeah, that's the spot, Please keep pouring."

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"It would so easy and fun just to turn this pie over,"

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I have always loved mypierogative's enthusiasm.

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"Oh no. Here comes a pie sandwich. I'm scared (giggle, giggle)."

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you have labelled this as synthetic, but I would have thought that this is a real photo of your wife at a young age and not synthetic at all. Is it an AI enhanced photo?

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thank you for liking my upload

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Shouldn't the sign in the background be changed to "Love and pie is all you need"? :-)

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"Oh well, I guess I'm getting muddy."

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"That was great! Can we do that again?"

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Lovely eyes, smiling face, mud--what's not to love.

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"Let me fall. LET ME FALL!"

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I wonder if that lovely eye can see that my pulse has jumped to 115 bpm.

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"This is lovely mud."

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"What am I going to do with you, or perhaps to you."

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All these beautiful eyes are going to be the death of me.

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"I do hope that's an eagle flying overhead and not a drone."

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"I love muddy meditation."

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more gorgeous, stunning, beautiful eyes!

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"I think you can guess what I want."

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"All I need now is some relaxing classical music and I'd be in heaven,"

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Dang! You beat me to the comment.

Photo: I come to you! :)Fridayreport

So you can't tweet. this photo is worth it.

Photo: My Twitter account is blocked because of this pictFridayreport

I admire your dedication. This is above and beyond the call of duty.

Photo: Eat and drink mud! lolFridayreport

That face is ready for what would be a wonderful kiss.

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If that visage isn't a dare, I don't know what is.

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"over here"

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"Take that!"

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Oh, she really is in the mud. I almost didn't notice. I was too busy restarting my heart after glimpsing that perfect face.

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those eyes are gorgeous.

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I would love to know where this is.

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"The visibility could have been better."

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that eye is a sexy dagger daring me to hug her.

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"every day should start this way, and end this way, too!"

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love that smile as well

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love the smile

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Perhaps, but the sparkles on your feet are nothing compared to the sparkle in your eyes.

Photo: Everything is better with sprinkles!Fridayreport

"I would bet that I am now your favorite." (and you'd be right!)

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I look at those eyes and want to jump into my computer screen

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I love the mess, but the best part of the photo is your smile.

Photo: Sweet sundae!Thursdayreport

This gives new meaning to the phrase, "dancing cheek to cheek".

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And two of my faves--would you believe me if I said, "your eyelashes"? x-D x-D (PS-I wouldn't)

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If I keep looking at how the eyes are tantalizingly framed by the SC, the answer is "yes, but with a different spelling."

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"Maybe if I look like I'm scared, they won't know how much fun I am having."

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"Who needs rose-colored glasses? I have rose-colored slime!"

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I thing we can invent a new word here: "Gunjgasms"

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Get a tub. Oh, wait, you've got a tub. In that case, have fun. x-D :pieface:

Photo: The mess just made her taste sweeterThursdayreport

"Great. Now pour some on the right."

Photo: Katie totally got me back and I loved itThursdayreport

I agree.

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that water wouldn't happen to be cold, would it? :-) :-)

Photo: Wet fun in the sun!Wednesdayreport

Beautiful

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"Oh, no you don't. You wouldn't ..."

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"My, that's a big pie."

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"Pieing the guy behind me again, huh? I could go for that."

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"What do you want?"

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"What are you going to do with that pie?"

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"Get me outta here."

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"Is that so?"

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"You think your so tough. You don't know what tough is."

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"You say there's someone sneaking up behind me?"

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"I knew that I would love pieing you."

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"One more? Please."

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"Look here, mister. You better have a pie for me to throw at you."

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"I've teased you long enough."

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"She's crazy."

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"A liitle higher, please."

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(on the left) "I'm about to get messy! Yay!"
(on the right) :blush:

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"You're right. That was good technique."

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"And here's how you add the finishing touches."

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"That the best you got?"

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"Take that."

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"I might give you these pies, but I won't hand them to you."

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"Let me remember--which hand first?"

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"Oh no, my mouth is open, Why does pies have to be so funny?"

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"Eyes closed? check. Mouth closed? check. Okay, I'm ready."

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I love that the girl in the purple dress is about to get collateral damage in addition to her own pie.

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"More pies??? Well, I suppose fair is fair."

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I need to make a reservation for that restaurant.

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