Comments by theoldmanandthepie

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:pieface: For those who don't like puzzles: Happy "Pie in the Face" Day!

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:pieface: Happy the(3.141592653589793e)face day, everyone!

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agreed

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I guess that I that I have little choice except to agree with m_v given that I have been saying the essentially the same thing for several comments now. x-D

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"Revenge might be a dish best served cold, but pie is a dish that is best served in the face."

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Standing: "Are you ready?"
Sitting: "Does it matter?"

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"Do your worst!"

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top: "This pie would look so good in my face."
bottom: "Let me make sure the coast is clear."

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The outfit is tease enough--let her have it already,

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"You want me to throw my pie in MY face?????????"

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"Get closer and I'll pie both of us at the same time."

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Why isn't he smiling--he has the best job in the world?

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"Oh no! That third pie coming straight for my face is twice as big and three times as gloopy as the two I'm holding."

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"Stop sniffing it and let me have it, already."

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"Here it comes."

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"I think I need to spank her harder--she isn't gasping loud enough, and I'm not getting splattered enough."

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but it would look so good down that cleavage.

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clown: "All you lusty people out there, do you think I should spare her?"
lusty people, in unison: "NO!!!!!!!!!!!"

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"That look on your face tells me we're going to do more than just hold these pies."

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"On the other hand, that skirt is too clean. Just stand still."

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"When I stand up, you're going to really get it."

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"I'm so looking forward to this."

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top: "Is that a pie i see flying towards us?
bottom: "no--that was a pie flying at YOU."

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I wish I didn't just have to take your word for it.

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I don't know about baking, but it definitely looks like your cooking.

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"I can see my reflection in the mud."

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this is for the entire set: that poor bunny!

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"What should I do next?"

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"Sleep now..., and rest your weary head..." (excerpt from "Into the West")

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I may ogle the boobs, but I am in love with the eyes.

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How did you know that blue is my favorite color?

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Especially when it's worn by a beautiful lady, (who, of course, gets just as trashed!)

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With all of the wolves lining up (myself included), I think you're optimistic to think you'll get outside the door. x-D

Photo: What type of rain will I get?Mondayreport

Me, three

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I wouldn't miss more cream on the one in the red sweater, but a surprise pie into the face of the girl on the right wouldn't go amiss, either.

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Will you be my birthday cake when my next birthday rolls around?

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What a lovely silhouette.

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Behold the lovely visage of the faerie mud princess!

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"I await the transformation."

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"With these feathers, I will become a beautiful bird of paradise"

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great set of photos.

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"Look into my eyes. i am getting messy, messy ..."

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"Look into my eyes. You are getting sleepy, sleepy, ..."

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The contrast between the chocolate(?) and the shine make the perfect accentuation.

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Those eyes have put so many holes in my heart, one more won't matter.

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A new bird species--Hikariraptora cuteeyesii

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"Thank you for letting me stand next to Michaelangelo's 'David'."

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"When I'm done, you'll be standing next to 'Little Lord Fauntleroy'."
"If you say so, but I'd much rather stand next to Michaelangelo's 'David'."

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Blue on blue. Personally, I couldn't think of a better color choice."

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Interesting--the artwork is the model and the model is the artwork.

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"Hold still."

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"I've never been a work of art before."

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"One more stroke and you will be my masterpiece."

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the pied girl is in the perfect position for the obvious sequel.

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I would think that, once she didn't make it, she'd turn around and get her revenge!

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I'm totally jealous of the mud they get to play in.

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Does "Ooops" mean you accidentally opened your mouth and swallowed some of the spaghetti rings instead of wearing them?

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Perhaps, but in my fantasies, I'd be getting you a lot messier than that.

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Whoever is attached to that arm might be the luckiest guy in the world. Where's my surgical saw? I could use a third arm.

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I would say, "Everyone", but there might be a eunuch or two in this world who might not think so. But then again, they might think so.

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"I'm going to strangle you."

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"Thank you for the dark salmon slime. The green slime just didn't go with my complexion."

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"Aww, do I have to cleaned up already?"

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"See--I told you my tongue stud was still clean."

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In the English alphabet, does it say, "Teatr Ermolovoi 100"?

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I love the pie locations, but I think you needed two more pies. x-D x-D

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Ilaria needed a tour in the American Army, where, allegedly, the first thing they teach you is to NEVER VOLUNTEER! x-D x-D x-D

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Great story set, but are you sure it isn't a shared ultimate fantasy and not just the Mrs.?

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I love that, in my opinion, the victim is smiling or maybe even laughing."

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"What are you going to do with that 15-inch pie????"

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(speaking to herself) "C'mon, you can do it. You can plant your face in this cake."

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"You're right--this is fun. The next time I do it however, you better have some pies ready."

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"It's so much fun to dare you to do something."

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"Damn that butt rash."

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A brilliant set

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I love the suggestive look on your face.

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I love the smile. it conveys a definite cheerfulness, especially with the closed eyes.

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Fed Ex employee: "So you want 10,000 copies of this photo sent to TK in Kansas City."

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I love how really muddy your getting, including your hair.

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Somebody ought to be able to write a poem where "Luscious in red" is rhymed with "Luscious in bed"

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I love seeing smiling wammed faces.

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I'm all mixed up. Your eyes are pointing one way, but your tongue is pointing another.

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That's too cute for words. Of course, one might then ask, "Then why are you adding words?" Maybe I should join "Words, anonymous", (PS--no offense intended if you are a member of an addiction organization. I am glad you are getting help.)

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