Comments by theoldmanandthepie

"Now it's my turn to have fun."

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"You ready for the next pie?"

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"You have the right to remain clean. Any pie you bring will be used against you."

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The smile may say "satisfied", but those gorgeous eyes want more.

Photo: The satisfied slut smile ;-)8 hours agoreport

Just what we need--an AI artist who is also a wise cracker.

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Not to mention that the diet looks good on you.

Photo: Mmm I love this diet.. wear, dont eat8 hours agoreport

"All slimed in yellow"

Photo: Here Gunge the Bride...8 hours agoreport

How could she be full of beans. She didn't get them into her mouth!

Photo: Her profile "a sweetie whos full of beans"8 hours agoreport

This looks like the beginning of a fantastic GIF

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"He actually thought that I preferred to stay clean!"

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I looks like you'll need longer arms--or an assistant. I'll volunteer!

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it's that touch of caramel(?) on the eyelash that does me in.

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"Look at my backstroke."

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"You can tell that I really get into my work."

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I love the reflection.

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"I just love coming to the 'Chocolate Lovers Annual Gala Dinner." "Me, too." "Me, three."

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"I'm getting excited." "Me, too"

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Shouldn't the yellow boots go with the green dress and the pink boots go with the blue dress? :-)

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Specialty of the house--Spaghetti a la "Head and Shoulders"

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"At work, I deal with 'bean counters' all day. Thank goodness that there are no bean counters here!"

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Mud tennis! What a great idea. I'll get my racket.

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"Where's my feather?"

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Seeing Maude standing like that reminded me of Elinor Donahue, who played ambassador Nancy Hedford in the ST:TOS episode "Metamorphosis" (Yes, I'm a Trekkie}

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or even a cold afternoon.

Photo: Wonderful way to spend a hot afternoon.Saturdayreport

You don't know how much I would love it if that cloverleaf were for me.

Photo: About to take a lucky dip in the mud!Saturdayreport

On a different photo, I commented, "you had me with 'Maude in the mud'." I have to amend that now: "you had me with 'Maude'."

Photo: Maude in a lovely pink formal dressSaturdayreport

Wrestling isn't what I would have on my mind.

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You had me with, "Maude in the mud"

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That looks so comfortable.

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I think that I should have joined UMD earlier. vols4everus took the words right out of my mouth before I had even joined.

Photo: Did someone say mud?Saturdayreport

I love how the eyes and the smile show that you are having fun being covered in mud.

Photo: Remember those clean combats?Saturdayreport

i think it's the mud that's doing the sacrificing.

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I absolutely agree.

Photo: That was a beautiful wedding dress. Squelch.Saturdayreport

I love the fun they are obviously having.

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Those wonderful eyes make it hard for me to see how messy she is.

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Quick! While the waitress is looking at us--SMOOSH THAT PIE IN HER FACE!"

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All you need now is two slices of bread. If you don't have any bread, I'll happily take the place of the top slice.

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Those eyes just make me want to hug her and reassure her that it's OK to have pie on your face and clothing.

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You missed a teeny tiny corner of her mouth.

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"What a fun afternoon--enjoying the park and getting pied in the face."

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"Take that!"

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"This is so much fun."

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I love the eyes.

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"Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no."

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"Hmm, where to put this pie. It would sure be easier if she weren't sitting on the only clean spot left."

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"I don't care if I can't see--This pie is going into your face."

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"Ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh (gasp)"

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"Hey, how about some pie over on his face over there on my arm."

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"Great job--that was a great pie smoosh."

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Everyone should be this messy."

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I know what to get her for Christmas! A shirt that says, "Please do pie the models"

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"You had better pie me now, because even though I don't have any sleeves, I do have something up them."

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"Isn't this wonderful? I always love a good pie to the face before swimming."

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"mmmmmph--Isn't it your turn to get one of those pies?"

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I love the way the eyes are glistening.

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"Why does she get the pie and I'm stuck with the green slime?"

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Great shot and great timing. I'm imagining a girl just out of frame catching collateral damage.

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I love how completely muddy you are in this photo.

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I love your eyes and smile.

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If you submitted this as 3 photos rather than one, you'd get 3 :love:'s instead of one.

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"ZZZZZZZ"

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"Throw one more--see how much you can get in my mouth."

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"You throw a great pie!"

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agreed.

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"Keep them coming!"

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"That actually tastes good. Please throw more pies.

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I think i know why you call yourself, "Anglefan". It is because when you hire model, you do so because she is a cute angle.

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I love how the sweater is getting messy.

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"What do you mean, 'there are more pies.'?"

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good aim.

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"Let me tell you about this one date. He was so boring. He wouldn't even put a little dab of whipped cream on my nose..."

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This is AI? Wow, you've done a fantastic job.

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"You have just entered the WAM twilight zone",

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As much as I like that "come hither" visage, I would still prefer to see the results of a face dunk.

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Great wife. Great photos. I wouldn't waste money on the lotto if I were you. You've already used up your share of good luck for this lifetime :-)

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I really, really, really, hope there is more to this.

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With those beautiful eyes, I'm hooked; however, with that smile, I know that I am in deep, deep, trouble.

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I would estimate that there are 4.5 billion people who would love to join you in that tub. Yes, I am one of them.

Photo: Shaving foam is silky smooth on my skin. Love it!Wednesdayreport

Now that's how you put, "Center face chocolate pudding".

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"Marco"

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"I wonder if I could use the end of my hair as a paint brush."

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If only that was a literal invitation..."

Photo: You are invited to my messy poolWednesdayreport

"everyone with a pulse, and even a few without one."

Photo: Who wants to come with me?Wednesdayreport

"Go ahead, punk. Make my day."

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"C'mere" (I am getting a feeling of deja vu)

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"How do you like my mud pirouette?

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"Should I be worried about that bull eyeing me through the window?"

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I'm imaging that there are a lot more pies to come, especially for the reporter.

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"99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer..."

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strip OR pie? why not strip AND pie? or, better yet, pie AND strip. After all, with two such lovely ladies, the guys might not last for the pie in strip AND pie.

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You only think you got filthy. If I had been there, then you'd know what filthy really means. :love: x-D x-D x-D

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"Right foot green. Center face chocolate pudding."

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(see previous photo) Witch: I was so looking forward to getting covered in pie.
Devil: So what? I was looking forward to covering you in pie.

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Why the pout? You're beautiful covered in cream.

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If one looks at the right shoulder, one can see a crease that indicates it's a shirt, but it is really hard to tell.

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You and those eyes--how many artificial hearts am I going to have to go through? :love: x-D

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I know it's AI, but those eyes are exquisite.

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The witch: "What do you mean, 'this is the old folks home, not the Halloween pie fight'?"
The devil: "I wonder if we should have made that left turn in Albuquerque."

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"Ahhhh--isn't this the life?"

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