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I love how really muddy your getting, including your hair.
Photo10 hours agoreport
Somebody ought to be able to write a poem where "Luscious in red" is rhymed with "Luscious in bed"
Photo: Luscious in red20 hours agoreport
I love seeing smiling wammed faces.
Photo20 hours agoreport
I'm all mixed up. Your eyes are pointing one way, but your tongue is pointing another.
Photo20 hours agoreport
That's too cute for words. Of course, one might then ask, "Then why are you adding words?" Maybe I should join "Words, anonymous", (PS--no offense intended if you are a member of an addiction organization. I am glad you are getting help.)
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"The Police were coming, and I had to hide."
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Photo20 hours agoreport
"Ewww--What happened to you?"
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Photo20 hours agoreport
If you're the ones trying, why is it we're the ones getting hot? And bothered, of course. x-D
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Don't rip your hair out. It's only pie.
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"Why doesn't she get pie #2?"
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This pie must have had slow-motion cream, as somehow the blonde got out of the way of the splatter.
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"I didn't agree to this." "Yes, you did. Read the fine print."
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Given the distance of the splatter, she must have used gravity-defying cream.
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I do hope the pie-er is in the office on her birthday!
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I love the angst in her face in this photo.
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"I am Alistaira Bannister, and this is Masterjoke Theater (gulp)."
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I love the reluctance and near-despair in her face in this photo.
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lovely.
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The pies of the highest quality for WAM!
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I don't know why (other than I'm a Trekkie), but this photo reminds me of Elaan in the ST:TOS episode, "Elaan of Troyius".
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"This little bit right over here is really tasty."
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"How do you like my wailing Banshee impression?"
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Fantastic coverage, It must also be a very tasty pie, as she is really trying to taste it.
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Thank you for the "after" shot.
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I've said it once, and I'll say it again. Mr. Parker is a very lucky man.
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"Oh my yes!! It's on my boobs!"
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"Yes! Another pie!! And it's beginning to drip down my boobs!"
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"My boobs have to experience this."
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"This is so good, I have to put my butt in it!"
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"This is so good that I have to stick my face in it."
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"Yes!! More cream!!!!"
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"More chocolate! and more custard!!"
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"Aaaahh--That's much better."
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(PS--Those eyes!)
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"Can't you do better than that little bit of cream."
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"Ok--I have caught my breath."
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"I've got to catch my breath."
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"A pie????!!!! Where did that come from?"
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"More black stuff! This is too much, but I want more!"
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"More custard! I don't know how much more of this I can take!"
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"More cream. This is just too good."
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"Oh, Gawd. More chocolate pudding. How did they know..."
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"I'm a mess. And I thought this was going to be a boring afternoon."
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"Custard. Can't get messy without custard.:
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"That had better be whipped cream."
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"What's this black stuff?"
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"Oh goody! There's more chocolate pudding. It's my favorite pudding to wear."
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(PS--those are truly gorgeous eyes peering through that chocolate)
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"I wonder if that's it."
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"This can't be happening. I think someone is pudding me on."
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"I'm bored--I wish something would happen."
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"I bet you'd love to know what's in this pop-top can now wouldn't you."
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Those eyes could melt an iceberg
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"Now it's my turn to have fun."
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PhotoSundayreport
"You ready for the next pie?"
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"You have the right to remain clean. Any pie you bring will be used against you."
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The smile may say "satisfied", but those gorgeous eyes want more.
Photo: The satisfied slut smile ;-)Sundayreport
Just what we need--an AI artist who is also a wise cracker.
Photo: "Pudding on the Ritz" wins another fanSundayreport
Not to mention that the diet looks good on you.
Photo: Mmm I love this diet.. wear, dont eatSundayreport
"All slimed in yellow"
Photo: Here Gunge the Bride...Sundayreport
How could she be full of beans. She didn't get them into her mouth!
Photo: Her profile "a sweetie whos full of beans"Sundayreport
This looks like the beginning of a fantastic GIF
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"He actually thought that I preferred to stay clean!"
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I looks like you'll need longer arms--or an assistant. I'll volunteer!
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it's that touch of caramel(?) on the eyelash that does me in.
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"Look at my backstroke."
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"You can tell that I really get into my work."
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I love the reflection.
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"I just love coming to the 'Chocolate Lovers Annual Gala Dinner." "Me, too." "Me, three."
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"I'm getting excited." "Me, too"
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Shouldn't the yellow boots go with the green dress and the pink boots go with the blue dress? :-)
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Specialty of the house--Spaghetti a la "Head and Shoulders"
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"At work, I deal with 'bean counters' all day. Thank goodness that there are no bean counters here!"
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Mud tennis! What a great idea. I'll get my racket.
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"Where's my feather?"
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Seeing Maude standing like that reminded me of Elinor Donahue, who played ambassador Nancy Hedford in the ST:TOS episode "Metamorphosis" (Yes, I'm a Trekkie}
Photo: Hugo Boss jeans after wash off in the riverSaturdayreport
or even a cold afternoon.
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Photo: Wonderful way to spend a hot afternoon.Saturdayreport
You don't know how much I would love it if that cloverleaf were for me.
Photo: About to take a lucky dip in the mud!Saturdayreport
On a different photo, I commented, "you had me with 'Maude in the mud'." I have to amend that now: "you had me with 'Maude'."
Photo: Maude in a lovely pink formal dressSaturdayreport
Wrestling isn't what I would have on my mind.
Photo: Maude in the mud!Saturdayreport
You had me with, "Maude in the mud"
Photo: Maude in the mud in Hugo Boss jeansSaturdayreport
That looks so comfortable.
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Photo: Splat!Saturdayreport
I think that I should have joined UMD earlier. vols4everus took the words right out of my mouth before I had even joined.
Photo: Did someone say mud?Saturdayreport
I love how the eyes and the smile show that you are having fun being covered in mud.
Photo: Remember those clean combats?Saturdayreport
i think it's the mud that's doing the sacrificing.
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Photo: The Midsummer Mud SacrificeSaturdayreport
I absolutely agree.
Photo: That was a beautiful wedding dress. Squelch.Saturdayreport
I love the fun they are obviously having.
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Those wonderful eyes make it hard for me to see how messy she is.
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Quick! While the waitress is looking at us--SMOOSH THAT PIE IN HER FACE!"
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All you need now is two slices of bread. If you don't have any bread, I'll happily take the place of the top slice.
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Those eyes just make me want to hug her and reassure her that it's OK to have pie on your face and clothing.
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You missed a teeny tiny corner of her mouth.
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"What a fun afternoon--enjoying the park and getting pied in the face."
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"Take that!"
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"This is so much fun."
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I love the eyes.
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"Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no."
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"Hmm, where to put this pie. It would sure be easier if she weren't sitting on the only clean spot left."
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"I don't care if I can't see--This pie is going into your face."
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"Ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh (gasp)"
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