Comments by theoldmanandthepie

good aim.

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"Ahh, there you are. I hope you don't mind that I started playing without you."

Photo: The challenge ended very messy! yesterdayreport

(PS-no the "!" key didn't get stuck.)

Photo: Enjoying my new clothes before destroying them XDthursdayreport

those eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Photo: Enjoying my new clothes before destroying them XDthursdayreport

I think that you and I will have to agree to disagree on the definition of the term, "punishment". x-D

Photo: I took my punishment from Summer well 😜 thursdayreport

You wouldn't be searching for a butler, would you?

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Somebody has got to do a better job installing those hinges x-D

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I can't tell if that's a lei of flowers or of whipped cream. Either way, great AI photo.

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"Please join me"

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"You're right--that feels absolutely amazing!"

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fall into the mud it is, then.

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There are only 3 appropriate responses to that adorable pout; a deep, sensuous kiss, a pie to the face, or a face-first fall into the mud.

Photo: Shall we exercise a little?wednesdayreport

Do you need a referee? If so, I volunteer.

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"This is how you do the leg kick for the breast stroke when swimming through goo."

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"This is the life."

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"I think that we can improve the pie coverage if we change the aim 2 degrees to the left, perhaps with a higher initial trajectory but less initial velocity."

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"Thank you. I like to taste my pies before I taste my pies."

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"Another pie. Another dollar."

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I love the framing effect.

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girl in back: "Wait until you see what surprises I have planned for you."
girl in front: "I may have a surprise or two for you, too."

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Great work on these two sets of panels. I would be curious to know if Yana is thinking either, "What have I let myself in for?" or "I'm going to love working here!"

Photo: Throw back to Yana's first ever day in the officetuesdayreport

And to think that this is just the beginning--in more ways than one.

Photo: Throw back to Yana's first ever day in the officetuesdayreport

You could crop this photo from the shoulders up and it would still rate 5 :love:'s

Photo: I just need a sausage now 😜 tuesdayreport

On the top, we have the look of muddy ecstasy. On the bottom, we have the look of muddy ECSTASY!!!!!!!!!!!

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"so do you want a piece of me???" Well, actually, yes I do.

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"Oh wow. They told me that they had added a sensory-enhancing ingredient to the green cream, but who would have thought it was this enhancing."

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"I'll have two more pies, please."
"So will I."

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How about what granddaddy says?

Photo: I do whatever daddy says. 6 days agoreport

"She's pouring custard on my head. What should i do with this batter in my hand?"

Photo: MessyMegan and I can�t bake <.<7 days agoreport

I love how it seems like she's laughing.

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Not to mention a few other onlookers. Let's hope another tray or two (or ten!) of pies arrives soon.

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we can certainly hope so.

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I love how happy she appears to be to play in the mud.

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The peekaboo eye and those kissable lips are irresistible. A pity I'm not in a location where i would have to try to and would fail to resist them.

Photo: That thick custard coating my head 😍 8 days agoreport

With regard to the slogan, "California or bust", you obviously chose "or bust". A pity that the slogan wasn't "California AND bust." x-D :loveeyes:

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"Here's a twenty. Let me have one of those,"

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"Tnank you, and please don't go anywhere."

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great work. suggestion for part 3--a friend walks in and comments on how messy Olga and Yana are. Olga and Yana get pies (out of nowhere) and sandwich the newcomer,

Photo: Custard and beans - Olga and Yana Pt 211 days agoreport

they do know how to start a party.

Photo: Olga and Yana swap pies at a reunion Pt111 days agoreport

"This mud needs more ginger."

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May it never end,

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it begins.

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"I've been waiting all day to pie you in the face."

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(feel free to adjust "penny" to a greater amount of money if you wish.)

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"Oh, look! There's a penny on the ground."

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"Let me look at that caption again--Oh, I guess it didn't say girl eating chocolate-covered strawberry."

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now that's what I call a mud mask!

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The way the mud frames your eyes is absolutely beautiful.

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Before I retired, one of the occupations I had was to be a tutor, and that included math, For the right price (and by price, I mean pies :pieface: , not money), I might be induced to come out of retirement. x-D

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You're welcome.

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Thank you.

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On a tangent, the quote, "Almost there" makes me think of "Star Wars", (PS--I'm old enough to call it simply "Star Wars". After all, that's what it was called when I saw it in the theaters. I would doubt that you're old enough to have that privilege and should refer to it as "Star Wars IV: A New Hope x-D )

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PS--pies are my favorite.

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Yes, I probably should be, but you have to catch me first x-D Of course, I wonder what you might do with me if you do catch me... :splosh: :pieface: :splosh: I think I will try to escape by running in place. :-P x-D x-D

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It actually looks like powdered chocolate, but that's too many syllables :-) :pieface:

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two hands- and a mouthful...each! (Especially the mouthful)

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i hope you had a Merry Christmas

Photo: Merry Christmas!16 days agoreport

On the 13th day of Christmas, you're on your own.

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On the 12th day of Christmas, some wammers made me pose
with, 12 pies a-smooshing, 11 faces dunking, 10 gallons washing, 9 pies a-splatting, 8 powdered maa-alt, 7 fingers touching, 6 cups of pudding, 5 sacks of flour, 4 pots of choc., three quarts of goo, two cans of cream and some pinkish slop on my red nose

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On the 11th day of Christmas, some wammers made me pose
with, 11 faces dunking, 10 gallons washing, 9 pies a-splatting, 8 powdered maa-alt, 7 fingers touching, 6 cups of pudding, 5 sacks of flour, 4 pots of choc., three quarts of goo, two cans of cream and some pinkish slop on my red nose

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On the 10th day of Christmas, some wammers made me pose
with, 10 gallons washing, 9 pies a-splatting, 8 powdered maa-alt, 7 fingers touching, 6 cups of pudding, 5 sacks of flour, 4 pots of choc., three quarts of goo, two cans of cream and some pinkish slop on my red nose

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On the 9th day of Christmas, some wammers made me pose
with 9 pies a-splatting, 8 powdered maa-alt, 7 fingers touching, 6 cups of pudding, 5 sacks of flour, 4 pots of choc., three quarts of goo, two cans of cream and some pinkish slop on my red nose

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On the 8th day of Christmas, some wammers made me pose
with 8 powdered maa-alt, 7 fingers touching, 6 cups of pudding, 5 sacks of flour, 4 pots of choc., three quarts of goo, two cans of cream and some pinkish slop on my red nose

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On the 7th day of Christmas, some wammers made me pose
with 7 fingers touching, 6 cups of pudding, 5 sacks of flour, 4 pots of choc., three quarts of goo, two cans of cream and some pinkish slop on my red nose

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On the 6th day of Christmas, some wammers made me pose
with 6 cups of pudding, 5 sacks of flour, 4 pots of choc., three quarts of goo, two cans of cream and some pinkish slop on my red nose

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On the 5th day of Christmas, some wammers made me pose
with 5 sacks of flour, 4 pots of choc., three quarts of goo, two cans of cream and some pinkish slop on my red nose

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On the 4th day of Christmas, some wammers made me pose
with 4 pots of choc, three quarts of goo, two cans of cream and some pinkish slop on my red nose

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On the 3rd day of Christmas, some wammers made me pose
with three quarts of goo, two cans of cream and some pinkish slop on my red nose

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On the 2nd day of Christmas, some wammers made me pose
with two cans of cream and some pinkish slop on my red nose

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On the 1st day of Christmas, some wammers made me pose,
with pinkish slop upon my red nose

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great timing.

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my sentiments exactly.

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Again, exquisite timing.

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Exquisite timing!

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Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays, everyone.

User: theoldmanandthepie18 days agoreport

I don't see you anywhere. Weren't you invited? x-D :pieface: Seriously, great work.

Photo: Elena's drinks party gets messy!18 days agoreport

"Scooch in. I'll get both of us."

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Has anybody ever told you that you don't play fair with our libidos?

Photo: Wiping those messy panties around my face really t20 days agoreport

Such a perfect pose. A sculptor could make a statue worthy of the gods from this photo,

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What a great framing of the eyes.

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What a great pie hit!

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I love her look in the third panel when Anna realizes that she might not remain clean.

Photo: Yulia takes revenge on Anna in Dubai Pt 120 days agoreport

I love the eyes and the friendly smile.

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I love the funny look.

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you already look lovely, and you have all of those pies to go.

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this is such a sweet photo that I am expecting the Harlem Globetrotters to show up.

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I love your facial expression in the 2nd panel. What would be interesting is a comparison of reality vs. virtual reality where you recreate the scene with real chocolate syrup, a real pie, and a real Yana :-) :pieface:

Photo: Yana manages a park ambush!24 days agoreport

"On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Two creamy ladies."

Photo: Messy Megan and I�s latest collab - on her page!24 days agoreport

I'd rather feel what a messy handful you could be. :loveeyes: :-)

Photo: Cum see what a messy handful I can be 24 days agoreport

"On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Five whipped cream pies."

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"On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
A pie hat for chocolate-covered me."

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So did all of the others. Where's their pies? x-D x-D x-D x-D :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface:

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Torture????? We could all stand to be tortured like that. If you were tortured any more, you'd be so deliriously happy that we'd have to send for the guys with the white jackets x-D :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: