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"I want my turn. You two are completely muddy and I have had to lift this heavy bucket."
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(left and center, simultaneously) "Ace!"
(right) "I guess the next pie is mine."
(right) "I guess the next pie is mine."
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Barbershop quartets are so passe. Bakery quartets are now the in thing.
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"I tried to warn you that I saw clowns in this area, but you just had to come this way, didn't you."
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There are only 3 appropriate responses to that adorable pout; a deep, sensuous kiss, a pie to the face, or a face-first fall into the mud.
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"This is how you do the leg kick for the breast stroke when swimming through goo."
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"I think that we can improve the pie coverage if we change the aim 2 degrees to the left, perhaps with a higher initial trajectory but less initial velocity."
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girl in back: "Wait until you see what surprises I have planned for you."
girl in front: "I may have a surprise or two for you, too."
girl in front: "I may have a surprise or two for you, too."
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(feel free to adjust "penny" to a greater amount of money if you wish.)
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Before I retired, one of the occupations I had was to be a tutor, and that included math, For the right price (and by price, I mean pies :pieface: , not money), I might be induced to come out of retirement. x-D
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On a tangent, the quote, "Almost there" makes me think of "Star Wars", (PS--I'm old enough to call it simply "Star Wars". After all, that's what it was called when I saw it in the theaters. I would doubt that you're old enough to have that privilege and should refer to it as "Star Wars IV: A New Hope x-D )
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On the 12th day of Christmas, some wammers made me pose
with, 12 pies a-smooshing, 11 faces dunking, 10 gallons washing, 9 pies a-splatting, 8 powdered maa-alt, 7 fingers touching, 6 cups of pudding, 5 sacks of flour, 4 pots of choc., three quarts of goo, two cans of cream and some pinkish slop on my red nose
with, 12 pies a-smooshing, 11 faces dunking, 10 gallons washing, 9 pies a-splatting, 8 powdered maa-alt, 7 fingers touching, 6 cups of pudding, 5 sacks of flour, 4 pots of choc., three quarts of goo, two cans of cream and some pinkish slop on my red nose
On the 11th day of Christmas, some wammers made me pose
with, 11 faces dunking, 10 gallons washing, 9 pies a-splatting, 8 powdered maa-alt, 7 fingers touching, 6 cups of pudding, 5 sacks of flour, 4 pots of choc., three quarts of goo, two cans of cream and some pinkish slop on my red nose
with, 11 faces dunking, 10 gallons washing, 9 pies a-splatting, 8 powdered maa-alt, 7 fingers touching, 6 cups of pudding, 5 sacks of flour, 4 pots of choc., three quarts of goo, two cans of cream and some pinkish slop on my red nose
On the 10th day of Christmas, some wammers made me pose
with, 10 gallons washing, 9 pies a-splatting, 8 powdered maa-alt, 7 fingers touching, 6 cups of pudding, 5 sacks of flour, 4 pots of choc., three quarts of goo, two cans of cream and some pinkish slop on my red nose
with, 10 gallons washing, 9 pies a-splatting, 8 powdered maa-alt, 7 fingers touching, 6 cups of pudding, 5 sacks of flour, 4 pots of choc., three quarts of goo, two cans of cream and some pinkish slop on my red nose
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