Comments by theoldmanandthepie

"Thank you for letting me stand next to Michaelangelo's 'David'."

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"When I'm done, you'll be standing next to 'Little Lord Fauntleroy'."
"If you say so, but I'd much rather stand next to Michaelangelo's 'David'."

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Blue on blue. Personally, I couldn't think of a better color choice."

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Interesting--the artwork is the model and the model is the artwork.

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"Hold still."

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"I've never been a work of art before."

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"One more stroke and you will be my masterpiece."

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the pied girl is in the perfect position for the obvious sequel.

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I would think that, once she didn't make it, she'd turn around and get her revenge!

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I'm totally jealous of the mud they get to play in.

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Does "Ooops" mean you accidentally opened your mouth and swallowed some of the spaghetti rings instead of wearing them?

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Perhaps, but in my fantasies, I'd be getting you a lot messier than that.

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Whoever is attached to that arm might be the luckiest guy in the world. Where's my surgical saw? I could use a third arm.

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I would say, "Everyone", but there might be a eunuch or two in this world who might not think so. But then again, they might think so.

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"I'm going to strangle you."

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"Thank you for the dark salmon slime. The green slime just didn't go with my complexion."

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"Aww, do I have to cleaned up already?"

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"See--I told you my tongue stud was still clean."

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In the English alphabet, does it say, "Teatr Ermolovoi 100"?

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I love the pie locations, but I think you needed two more pies. x-D x-D

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Ilaria needed a tour in the American Army, where, allegedly, the first thing they teach you is to NEVER VOLUNTEER! x-D x-D x-D

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Great story set, but are you sure it isn't a shared ultimate fantasy and not just the Mrs.?

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I love that, in my opinion, the victim is smiling or maybe even laughing."

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"What are you going to do with that 15-inch pie????"

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(speaking to herself) "C'mon, you can do it. You can plant your face in this cake."

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"You're right--this is fun. The next time I do it however, you better have some pies ready."

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"It's so much fun to dare you to do something."

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"Damn that butt rash."

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A brilliant set

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I love the suggestive look on your face.

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I love the smile. it conveys a definite cheerfulness, especially with the closed eyes.

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Fed Ex employee: "So you want 10,000 copies of this photo sent to TK in Kansas City."

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I love how really muddy your getting, including your hair.

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Somebody ought to be able to write a poem where "Luscious in red" is rhymed with "Luscious in bed"

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I love seeing smiling wammed faces.

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I'm all mixed up. Your eyes are pointing one way, but your tongue is pointing another.

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That's too cute for words. Of course, one might then ask, "Then why are you adding words?" Maybe I should join "Words, anonymous", (PS--no offense intended if you are a member of an addiction organization. I am glad you are getting help.)

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"The Police were coming, and I had to hide."

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"Ewww--What happened to you?"

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If you're the ones trying, why is it we're the ones getting hot? And bothered, of course. x-D

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Don't rip your hair out. It's only pie.

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"Why doesn't she get pie #2?"

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This pie must have had slow-motion cream, as somehow the blonde got out of the way of the splatter.

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"I didn't agree to this." "Yes, you did. Read the fine print."

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Given the distance of the splatter, she must have used gravity-defying cream.

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I do hope the pie-er is in the office on her birthday!

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I love the angst in her face in this photo.

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"I am Alistaira Bannister, and this is Masterjoke Theater (gulp)."

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I love the reluctance and near-despair in her face in this photo.

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lovely.

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The pies of the highest quality for WAM!

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I don't know why (other than I'm a Trekkie), but this photo reminds me of Elaan in the ST:TOS episode, "Elaan of Troyius".

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"This little bit right over here is really tasty."

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"How do you like my wailing Banshee impression?"

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Fantastic coverage, It must also be a very tasty pie, as she is really trying to taste it.

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Thank you for the "after" shot.

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I've said it once, and I'll say it again. Mr. Parker is a very lucky man.

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"Oh my yes!! It's on my boobs!"

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"Yes! Another pie!! And it's beginning to drip down my boobs!"

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"My boobs have to experience this."

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"This is so good, I have to put my butt in it!"

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"This is so good that I have to stick my face in it."

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"Yes!! More cream!!!!"

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"More chocolate! and more custard!!"

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"Aaaahh--That's much better."

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(PS--Those eyes!)

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"Can't you do better than that little bit of cream."

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"Ok--I have caught my breath."

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"I've got to catch my breath."

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"A pie????!!!! Where did that come from?"

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"More black stuff! This is too much, but I want more!"

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"More custard! I don't know how much more of this I can take!"

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"More cream. This is just too good."

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"Oh, Gawd. More chocolate pudding. How did they know..."

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"I'm a mess. And I thought this was going to be a boring afternoon."

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"Custard. Can't get messy without custard.:

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"That had better be whipped cream."

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"What's this black stuff?"

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"Oh goody! There's more chocolate pudding. It's my favorite pudding to wear."

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(PS--those are truly gorgeous eyes peering through that chocolate)

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"I wonder if that's it."

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"This can't be happening. I think someone is pudding me on."

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"I'm bored--I wish something would happen."

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"I bet you'd love to know what's in this pop-top can now wouldn't you."

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Those eyes could melt an iceberg

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"Now it's my turn to have fun."

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"You ready for the next pie?"

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"You have the right to remain clean. Any pie you bring will be used against you."

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The smile may say "satisfied", but those gorgeous eyes want more.

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Just what we need--an AI artist who is also a wise cracker.

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Not to mention that the diet looks good on you.

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"All slimed in yellow"

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How could she be full of beans. She didn't get them into her mouth!

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This looks like the beginning of a fantastic GIF

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"He actually thought that I preferred to stay clean!"

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I looks like you'll need longer arms--or an assistant. I'll volunteer!

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it's that touch of caramel(?) on the eyelash that does me in.

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"Look at my backstroke."

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"You can tell that I really get into my work."

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I love the reflection.

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