Comments by theoldmanandthepie

Has anybody ever told you that you don't play fair with our libidos?

Photo: Wiping those messy panties around my face really t6 hours agoreport

Such a perfect pose. A sculptor could make a statue worthy of the gods from this photo,

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What a great framing of the eyes.

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What a great pie hit!

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I love her look in the third panel when Anna realizes that she might not remain clean.

Photo: Yulia takes revenge on Anna in Dubai Pt 17 hours agoreport

I love the eyes and the friendly smile.

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I love the funny look.

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you already look lovely, and you have all of those pies to go.

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this is such a sweet photo that I am expecting the Harlem Globetrotters to show up.

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I love your facial expression in the 2nd panel. What would be interesting is a comparison of reality vs. virtual reality where you recreate the scene with real chocolate syrup, a real pie, and a real Yana :-) :pieface:

Photo: Yana manages a park ambush!Thursdayreport

"On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Two creamy ladies."

Photo: Messy Megan and I�s latest collab - on her page!Thursdayreport

I'd rather feel what a messy handful you could be. :loveeyes: :-)

Photo: Cum see what a messy handful I can be Thursdayreport

"On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Five whipped cream pies."

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"On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
A pie hat for chocolate-covered me."

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So did all of the others. Where's their pies? x-D x-D x-D x-D :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface:

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Torture????? We could all stand to be tortured like that. If you were tortured any more, you'd be so deliriously happy that we'd have to send for the guys with the white jackets x-D :pieface: :pieface: :pieface:

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I'm glad I've got a good heart, because otherwise that smile, that "come hither" finger, and all that shaving cream would do me in.

Photo: See how I got here.. scene out now <3Wednesdayreport

I have bookmarked the YouTube video of this.

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Now this is a party I should crash

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Let me have it.

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There's both serenity and sneakiness in that face behind all that cream.

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"I (pffft) guess (splutter) spoke (pfft) too (splutter) soon."

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Splat!

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"OK--I'm a real mess. I guess I can live with that. At least it's over."

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"Chocolate as well??????????? Harumph!"

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"What are you doing? I only agreed to beans and oatmeal."

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I love the size of that 2nd pie. It's sure to make a BIG mess.

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I love that that outfit is what you chose to get muddy in.

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I love the smile, and I love how it looks like you are looking at the mud with the idea of putting your face in it again.

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Where is this college? I would love to take the course. Will you be the instructor? :-)

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I can't wait for Anastasia's revenge--perhaps a phone call to The Toy. The revenge would be so much better if Diana were still wearing that red dress.

Photo: A daughter's plot revealed!7 days agoreport

I absolutely adore the shocked expression on her face in the first panel

Photo: Anastasia learns of the video theme!7 days agoreport

Alas, if only Anastasia and that dress were getting messed up for real (heavy sigh). Great work and story.

Photo: Anastasia shows up to help with an advert7 days agoreport

I love the pie fight, but I have to wonder why the guys are just hanging back, especially those with a pie in their hands.

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you asked for it: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface:

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Yes, the two of you are the cutest.

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"Come here and give us a kiss." (My response would be 'smooch'.")

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I love how innocent the eyes look in this photo, especially in contrast to how mischievous they looked in the previous one.

Photo: Sweet Layla7 days agoreport

I love the mischief in those eyes and smile. You just know that someone else is going to be in so much trouble, or at least mess.

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One of you is gloriously and huggably messy. The other is way too clean.

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great photo.

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"Are you ready?" "Let me have it."

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"So who gets the first pie?"

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Now we need one of the male coworkers to sneak up on the pie-r and pie her.

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I still look forward to what might happen next

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beautiful

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I like the splatter on the maid's skirt--nice subtle touch

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Please tell me the name of this airline. This is the one I want to fly.

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And guys are falling at your feet.

Photo: Beans were falling from my jeans.10 days agoreport

Don't waste it. Your hair is still too clean x-D

Photo: The sound that pour made 😍 10 days agoreport

"I really have to stop losing my contact lenses in here."

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none--my mouth wouldn't be free :P

Photo: What degrading names would you call me?10 days agoreport

With all of that chocolate, we can't tell if it's you or a stunt double x-D :pieface:

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love the shocked look

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messy is a great look for you.

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love the timing

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Love the smile

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my face or yours?

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lovely

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Someone needs a hug.

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Those eyes--one can only wonder what revenge she is plotting.

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May I unstrap that shoe for you?

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I have got to check these photos more frequently. That's the 2nd time today somebody has beat me to a comment.

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For those of you who know of my recent medical problems, you'll be glad to hear that biopsy results have ruled out cancer.

User: theoldmanandthepie11 days agoreport

Drat you Alex Sanchez x-D I was going to say, "You could pull my sleigh anytime you wish," but you beat me to the theme.

Photo: It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas!11 days agoreport

I love the smile and the glee in your eyes.

Photo: Covered in 16 different ingredients! 11 days agoreport

As much as I prefer silver to gold, you'll always be a gold medal to me.

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You'll get no argument from me!

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great photo

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coming.

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Yes, the muddy boobs are great, but I love the way the mud frames her lovely eyes and smile.

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it's as if she were born to this.

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I love the way her eyes sparkle as she puts mud on her face.

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she's so at peace with the mud--I love it.

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She looks so blissful.

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If one looks closely, one can see that absolutely adorable tiny bit of mud on her lower lip.

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I agree

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PS--I like the back-splatter on the thrower's skirt.

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It looks like she got it just fine.

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"The water is exhilirating. I hope I fall in again and this time soak my hair."

Photo: Ready to go paddle boarding14 days agoreport

I love how the 2nd French maid pies the first French maid.

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I love the sequence. I just realized that the weather must be warm for you right now making it enjoyable to play in the mud.

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I love this photo. I expect that the splatter directly under the wife's nose is actually on the wall, but I would love to imagine that she was being hit by that splatter.