Comments by theoldmanandthepie

PS--I like the back-splatter on the thrower's skirt.

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It looks like she got it just fine.

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"The water is exhilirating. I hope I fall in again and this time soak my hair."

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I love how the 2nd French maid pies the first French maid.

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I love the sequence. I just realized that the weather must be warm for you right now making it enjoyable to play in the mud.

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I love this photo. I expect that the splatter directly under the wife's nose is actually on the wall, but I would love to imagine that she was being hit by that splatter.

Photo: From: "Kelli's 30 Pie Barrage"Sundayreport

The girl on the left bears a remarkable resemblance to Barbara Heck if BH had short hair.

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Great work--it's a very romantic set of AI photos.

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I love the touch of custard and chocolate on the pant leg. Also, I agree with vols4everus and echo his question.

Photo: Marianna lost bet forfeit Part 2Sundayreport

Chocolate--the perfect start for a white top.

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love the smile and the eye peeking out.

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the chocolate in the hair is the perfect touch.

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One of you is torture enough! Both of you together--I'm ready to confess to anything. x-D

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love the smiles. I'm not so certain about the dance, though x-D

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We're the ones who put our feet in our mouths, not you.

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love the smile

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But 'Teal Dress' is the cleanest. Shouldn't she be the one to be 'gang pied'?

Photo: More Pie Fun at the Village HallSaturdayreport

If I had ever worked for a company, that's the company I would have liked to have worked for.

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I love the eyes at the end.

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Don't look sad. We'll find the key to your UMD jail cell.

Photo: Ya girl is in UMD jail, sorry for being quiet!7 days agoreport

"Looks like you're the one who's being served."

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Great timing on the photo, Mid-splat photos are always nice.

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"You have a surprise for me? Why, thank you."

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"That looks good on you."

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"As you can see, a pie in the face is better than a pie in the hand."

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"One pie-two girls. Why do I get the tough decisions>"

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"Another? Why, thank you. I'll have another."

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"Here it comes."

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your butt looks great, but I don't see a donkey anywhere x-D x-D x-D

Photo: How does my ass look?? 8 days agoreport

You don't need to blow a kiss. Your eyes do it for you.

Photo: Kiss kiss! Love y'all!!8 days agoreport

I like how the lady in maroon accepts her fate graciously at the end.

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Let me take off my glasses, and I will be right over.

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Yes, I will come kiss you.

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I hope there's room for two (or more) in that fantasy of yours, S44.

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She needs a partner. I volunteer.

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Even if it is AI

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I am so jealous of everyone there.

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"I'm saving this pie just for you."

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"I'm waiting for you."

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"Come join us. Think of all of the fun you're missing."

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"This is what I call a party."

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"Come join us, and i will lick you clean afterwards."

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"You haven't be covering me with skunk gunk, have you?"

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"I'm going to get you for this."

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I'm wondering who is the lucky lady with you?

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"What are you looking at?"

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"Thank god the robber left my chocolate and cream."

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You ought to keep the feathers, It's a very sexy look.

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This photo gives new meaning to the phrase, "feather pillow".

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"I've got your feet." "So what? I've got your feet, although P U I wish I hadn't."

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"Don't shoot! Don't shoot. Take my money. Just leave my chocolate and cream."

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"What else do you have for me, big boy?"

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you added a kiss at the end. nice touch.

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The vote is in. The "eyes" have it.

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One more for the road.

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I loved the video.

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I think it's time for them to switch places.

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Chocolate and white and pink--where's the "after" photo?????"

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"I guess it's time to use these two pies."

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great work, as always, especially the chocolate

Photo: Irina's award gets worse, much worse.9 days agoreport

those eyes are incredible.

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Was this AI photo inspired by the video, "Torte in faccia a Ponte Mivio"?

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Great set. A pity about the order of the photos.

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"Here, have some mud."

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You're just so lovely in white.

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That's enough shaving cream to share with another. If you can't think of anyone with whom to share, I do have a suggestion.

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That's enough shaving cream to share with another. If you can't think of anyone with whom to share, I'd be happy to make a suggestion.

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I'm glad I don't have a heart condition. If I did, I would never survive this photo.

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great work as always

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now that's what I call a nighttime beauty treatment.

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"Oh no, you got me."

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I assume this was inspired by the episode of "The Price is Right" where the the hostesses pied each other, then the announcer, then teamed up on Drew, and then the announcer got the winning contestant. (I love that part.)

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I love the coverage and how the lady on the right is trying to stop the pie. It adds a sense of realism. Great work, although the frame rate is a little fast for me.

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"Oh no, it's my turn."

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"bullseye"

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(girl on right) "I've always wanted to be in a pie fight."

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"Shall we go to class like this?"

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Three on one--that doesn't seem fair.

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Based on my user id#, there are about 70,000 members of UMD thinking, "Is there room for one more." Yes, I am one of them.

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A mask, a mask, my kingdom for a mask.

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That's one lucky pillow.

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Destroy those designer jeans!!!!

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It looks like she wants to take a bite out of the mud-flavored foot that's a foot away.

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Here, don't be sad. Let me hug you, and you'll feel better ... or at least I will.

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Would you believe me if I said she was too clean? i wouldn't either. I wouldn't hold the clean spot on her inside left elbow against her, but i would hold all of me against her.