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Look at them sitting there innocently pretending that there not going to get messy.
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"Ahh, That's better."
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"This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted something for heartburn."
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"I love getting messy, but please put the next one in my face."
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"What's with this squirty cake? If you want to get me messy on my birthday, just throw the whole cake in my face."
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Viewers beware. She's plotting something!
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"I'm impressed. I didn't think you had the nerve."
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an oldie but goodie
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"I don't know why I love this, but I do."
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I love the timing of the photo.
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"That reminds me. I need to get milk on the way home."
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"What? no more pie?"
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Why is he frowning? The ladies are happy, and that should put a big grin on his face.
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"Uh, Oh, Spaghettio's"
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"Look down there. No, not at the mess on the floor."
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"Can't I have a pie instead?"
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"I need more chocolate. more. MORE!!!!"
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"I lost again. Yay--that means I get another pie."
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"What lousy aim. All this cream and none of it in my face."
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that's how to celebrate a birthday.
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nor white turtleneck nor grey turtleneck nor blue turtleneck...
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Quit bragging. ;-)
Photo: Oh damn my ass is showing!yesterdayreport
"And if you believe that I actually mow the lawn in this outfit, I have some swampland in Florida I'd like to sell you." :thumbsup: :thumbsup: x-D x-D
Photo: Shiny blue bikini and the lawn moweryesterdayreport
that's really strange weather you're having. :-)
Photo: Sudden clay and mud dump!yesterdayreport
Yes.
Photo: Wanna suck that tittie?yesterdayreport
your hard nipples are covered in clay, but your spider tattoo is clean. Go figure.
Photo: Clay covered hard nipples yesterdayreport
If you think that that "lawn" needs cutting, then remind me to NEVER, NEVER, let you cut my hair. :-P
Photo: Hey time to mow baby half nakedyesterdayreport
Don't you have that backwards? We're supposed to only have eyes for you. BTW, that is an absolutely beautiful and enchanting photo. The mud adds a lovely softness to your eyes.
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Photo: Mud covered eyes only for you alllllllyesterdayreport
You do realize that it's going to be very difficult to leave a funny comment if you're going to be that open about what you are doing.
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Photo: Wheelbarrow full of my titties & masturbation and yesterdayreport
but we sure do want to see you try!
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Photo: I'm ready for more!Saturdayreport
And eyes so glorious, they are only for the bravest souls.
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Really? Do you where we could find a deserted tropical island? x-D x-D x-D
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Photo: I want to fulfill your fantasies!Saturdayreport
"Hurry up, hand, get that pie in my face."
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"Yes, blob of cream, you are going to make me so messy."
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"I'll pour"
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"tastes great--more creamy--tastes great--more creamy..."
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"My pie-covered face is up here."
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"Did you have to clean me up?"
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"1 hand for balance, one hand to hold the pie, one mouth to hold the machine--wait, I have nothing left for the buckets,"
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Photo: This ended up VERY naughty 🤭 Saturdayreport
The irony of this depiction is that actual mud wrestlers could never be in the state depicted. If the match were just starting, the upper body would be clean, and once the match were underway, the upper body would be far muddier.
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Great work--I love the "oh no" hands of the middle panel, Of course, shouldn't your friends know by now that wearing new clothes at your place (or in your world) is not a good idea.
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Photo: Prank on Tanya Part 1Saturdayreport
"O-oh, say can you see..."
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"Please help me, God. I didn't mean what I said."
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"The only thing I can't resist is temptation."
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I love how playful you look in this photo
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Photo: Gungey, muddy madnessFridayreport
"This is your big new idea???"
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It's no wonder that "Irish eyes are smiling"
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Photo: Maid to serve Fridayreport
I love how the lady in maroon(?) 2nd from the right is gleefully about to pie herself.
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Photo: She Can't See a Thing!Fridayreport
"Oh, I'm really going to get pied." "Yes, you are."
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PhotoThursdayreport
"Please hurry. I've been waiting all day for this."
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"Now you're going to get it!" "Bring it on"
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PhotoThursdayreport
those sweet, lovable eyes!
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PhotoThursdayreport
great photos and great AI work, as always. The Salon lives up to it's name--as beautiful as she is in the first frame, she is still much more beautiful in the last.
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Photo: A pre-meeting loyalty redemption!Thursdayreport
Not very subtle, are they? You would think that they could try something like, "Would that be a chocolate cream pie served on a Bagheera," taking advantage of the similar sounds of "Bagheera" and "Baguette",
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Photo: Something delicious is coming!Thursdayreport
Quick--give her a hug while she isn't looking. Aww--too late.
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Another masterpiece.
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"Oh, look. I missed a spot."
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Is that a mixture of mud and purple slime?
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Photo: From: 'Rebecca's First Time'Thursdayreport
"They actually threw me into the mud!"
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"kiss me, you creamy fool."
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those eyes are exquisite
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"aaahhh--that's the spot"
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"Is the white pie heavier than the blue pie?"
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"Why can't my feet be on the table?"
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"I bet you want to join us, don't you. Well, tough, you can't. nyyyaah!"
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If you're expecting sympathy for it being too weird, you're talking to the wrong crowd.
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I don't suppose this office is looking to hire,
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My jaw just came back. Here's my comment--This is the most ridiculous question that could ever be asked in this universe, or any other universe, for that matter: "Is she a virgin?"
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Photo: she bought this dress to get messy with Tuesdayreport
Pity the glare from the bathtub interferes with the photo.
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When my jaw gets back from China, I'll write a comment.
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Photo: she bought this dress to get messy with Tuesdayreport
"I must really love that idiot I married"
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"Good Job--I knew you could do that face plant."
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does anybody here read lips?
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"Despite doing this a million times, the first pie each time is so tantalizingly shocking"
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Oh look, a treasure map. The * marks the spot.
Photo: Batter-batter-batter! I looove! Tuesdayreport
A perfect addition to your art collection
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As always, great AI work
Photo: Revenge on Vanessa!!Tuesdayreport
"I agree. Let's get her."
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"What was that, director? Look down? Oh, ok"
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"How come you still have more pies?"
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those eyes and that smile could kill a man at 50 paces.
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"I think you're enjoying this too ,,, mmmph"
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Messy Jessie on the prowl.
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"I really don't like the way they are looking at me, and why am I in the middle?"
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Wait a minute. You weren't holding a pie in the previous photo.
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a role reversal of sorts from the Bonkets scene where Florence Henderson gets pied by the clowns.
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"At least I get to sit down"
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laughter is the best medicine, but pies are a close second.
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Photo6 days agoreport
"Ok--I'll go first."
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"Ok--now that you've pied me with your pie, what do I do with mine?
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"I better find a face to smoosh this in before somebody smooshes it into my face."
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It isn't fair that you put up two photos that call for the same comment--namely "Om"
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"This is the life." "You can say that again." "This is the life."
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(singing) "I am mud woman. Hear me roar."
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"Aaaahhhhhhh"
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"Oh, look. there is a tribe of monkeys in those trees"
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"Yes, I'm playing in the mud. What of it?"
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(singing) "Oh, what a beautiful morning..."
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She couldn't be more blissful
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the look on her face screams, "would you care to join me". If only I could...
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