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If I had ever worked for a company, that's the company I would have liked to have worked for.
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Photo14 hours agoreport
I love the eyes at the end.
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Photo14 hours agoreport
Don't look sad. We'll find the key to your UMD jail cell.
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Photo: Ya girl is in UMD jail, sorry for being quiet!22 hours agoreport
"Looks like you're the one who's being served."
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Photo22 hours agoreport
Great timing on the photo, Mid-splat photos are always nice.
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Photo22 hours agoreport
"You have a surprise for me? Why, thank you."
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Photo22 hours agoreport
"That looks good on you."
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Photo22 hours agoreport
"As you can see, a pie in the face is better than a pie in the hand."
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Photo22 hours agoreport
"One pie-two girls. Why do I get the tough decisions>"
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Photo22 hours agoreport
"Another? Why, thank you. I'll have another."
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Photo22 hours agoreport
"Here it comes."
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Photo22 hours agoreport
your butt looks great, but I don't see a donkey anywhere x-D x-D x-D
Photo: How does my ass look?? yesterdayreport
You don't need to blow a kiss. Your eyes do it for you.
Photo: Kiss kiss! Love y'all!!yesterdayreport
I like how the lady in maroon accepts her fate graciously at the end.
PhotoMondayreport
Let me take off my glasses, and I will be right over.
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PhotoMondayreport
Yes, I will come kiss you.
PhotoMondayreport
I hope there's room for two (or more) in that fantasy of yours, S44.
PhotoMondayreport
She needs a partner. I volunteer.
PhotoMondayreport
Even if it is AI
PhotoMondayreport
I am so jealous of everyone there.
PhotoMondayreport
"I'm saving this pie just for you."
PhotoMondayreport
"I'm waiting for you."
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"Come join us. Think of all of the fun you're missing."
PhotoMondayreport
"This is what I call a party."
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"Come join us, and i will lick you clean afterwards."
PhotoMondayreport
"You haven't be covering me with skunk gunk, have you?"
PhotoMondayreport
"I'm going to get you for this."
PhotoMondayreport
I'm wondering who is the lucky lady with you?
PhotoMondayreport
"What are you looking at?"
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PhotoMondayreport
"Thank god the robber left my chocolate and cream."
PhotoMondayreport
You ought to keep the feathers, It's a very sexy look.
PhotoMondayreport
This photo gives new meaning to the phrase, "feather pillow".
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"I've got your feet." "So what? I've got your feet, although P U I wish I hadn't."
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"Don't shoot! Don't shoot. Take my money. Just leave my chocolate and cream."
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"What else do you have for me, big boy?"
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PhotoMondayreport
you added a kiss at the end. nice touch.
PhotoSundayreport
The vote is in. The "eyes" have it.
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PhotoSundayreport
One more for the road.
PhotoSundayreport
I loved the video.
PhotoSundayreport
I think it's time for them to switch places.
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PhotoSundayreport
Chocolate and white and pink--where's the "after" photo?????"
PhotoSundayreport
"I guess it's time to use these two pies."
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PhotoSundayreport
great work, as always, especially the chocolate
Photo: Irina's award gets worse, much worse.Sundayreport
those eyes are incredible.
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PhotoSundayreport
Was this AI photo inspired by the video, "Torte in faccia a Ponte Mivio"?
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PhotoSundayreport
Great set. A pity about the order of the photos.
PhotoSaturdayreport
"Here, have some mud."
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PhotoSaturdayreport
You're just so lovely in white.
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PhotoSaturdayreport
That's enough shaving cream to share with another. If you can't think of anyone with whom to share, I do have a suggestion.
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PhotoSaturdayreport
That's enough shaving cream to share with another. If you can't think of anyone with whom to share, I'd be happy to make a suggestion.
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PhotoSaturdayreport
I'm glad I don't have a heart condition. If I did, I would never survive this photo.
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PhotoSaturdayreport
great work as always
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PhotoSaturdayreport
now that's what I call a nighttime beauty treatment.
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"Oh no, you got me."
PhotoSaturdayreport
I assume this was inspired by the episode of "The Price is Right" where the the hostesses pied each other, then the announcer, then teamed up on Drew, and then the announcer got the winning contestant. (I love that part.)
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PhotoSaturdayreport
I love the coverage and how the lady on the right is trying to stop the pie. It adds a sense of realism. Great work, although the frame rate is a little fast for me.
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PhotoSaturdayreport
"Oh no, it's my turn."
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"bullseye"
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(girl on right) "I've always wanted to be in a pie fight."
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"Shall we go to class like this?"
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Three on one--that doesn't seem fair.
PhotoSaturdayreport
Based on my user id#, there are about 70,000 members of UMD thinking, "Is there room for one more." Yes, I am one of them.
PhotoSaturdayreport
A mask, a mask, my kingdom for a mask.
PhotoSaturdayreport
That's one lucky pillow.
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Destroy those designer jeans!!!!
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It looks like she wants to take a bite out of the mud-flavored foot that's a foot away.
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Here, don't be sad. Let me hug you, and you'll feel better ... or at least I will.
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PhotoSaturdayreport
Would you believe me if I said she was too clean? i wouldn't either. I wouldn't hold the clean spot on her inside left elbow against her, but i would hold all of me against her.
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PhotoSaturdayreport
"Peace. Now just come a little closer."
PhotoSaturdayreport
Yay--the bunnies got some mess as well.
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PhotoSaturdayreport
The girls are nicely messy, but it would have been fun to see some of the girls in the audience get some mess as well.
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"Hi, mom."
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PhotoSaturdayreport
How is the bunny going to get accidentally pied in the face if the girls are so far away? x-D
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If the pies don't give away what's going to happen, the sly looks in back do.
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PhotoThursdayreport
Don't you just love 3 beautiful laughing faces.
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PhotoThursdayreport
(whispering an aside) "Don't tell these two on either side of me, but this actually kind of fun."
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"And there they go."
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I wonder what their hands are doing instead of giving each other a high five.
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Such a perfect outcome.
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So gorgeous. So sexy. So wonderfully unobservant.
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We're glad we did.
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Photo: Ira's visit to the pub get's messy!Thursdayreport
Where do I sign up?
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:pieface: For those who don't like puzzles: Happy "Pie in the Face" Day!
User: theoldmanandthepieThursdayreport
:pieface: Happy the(3.141592653589793e)face day, everyone!
User: theoldmanandthepieThursdayreport
agreed
Photo6 days agoreport
I guess that I that I have little choice except to agree with m_v given that I have been saying the essentially the same thing for several comments now. x-D
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Photo6 days agoreport
"Revenge might be a dish best served cold, but pie is a dish that is best served in the face."
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Photo7 days agoreport
Standing: "Are you ready?"
Sitting: "Does it matter?"
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Photo7 days agoreport
"Do your worst!"
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Photo7 days agoreport
top: "This pie would look so good in my face."
bottom: "Let me make sure the coast is clear."
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Photo7 days agoreport
The outfit is tease enough--let her have it already,
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Photo7 days agoreport
"You want me to throw my pie in MY face?????????"
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Photo7 days agoreport
"Get closer and I'll pie both of us at the same time."
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Photo7 days agoreport
Why isn't he smiling--he has the best job in the world?
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Photo7 days agoreport
"Oh no! That third pie coming straight for my face is twice as big and three times as gloopy as the two I'm holding."
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Photo7 days agoreport
"Stop sniffing it and let me have it, already."
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Photo7 days agoreport
"Here it comes."
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Photo7 days agoreport
"I think I need to spank her harder--she isn't gasping loud enough, and I'm not getting splattered enough."
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Photo7 days agoreport
but it would look so good down that cleavage.
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Photo7 days agoreport
clown: "All you lusty people out there, do you think I should spare her?"
lusty people, in unison: "NO!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Photo7 days agoreport
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