My Comments
44 comments
I love the way this juxtaposes wam and modern art
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PhotoThursdayreport
I love the peek-a-boo aspect of the blue shirt
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Photo26 days agoreport
The face of ecstasy
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Scene: Triple Pie29 days agoreport
my hands are so jealous of your hands
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Photo29 days agoreport
I always love that smile
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Photo6/9/25report
I love the sequence of panels. Great work on the AI. BTW, IMO nothing bad has happened. Cute Irina has gone from looking adorable to looking adorable, and if I were there, I would tell her that.
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Photo: Cute Irina's walk ruined!6/3/25report
A spellbinding effect--In my mind, I can hear the director of "Quetzelcoatl's Temple" (or similar) yelling, "cut--get that guy out of camera". I admit that it took me about 5 minutes to notice that he was even there in the upper left corner.
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Photo5/31/25report
I especially love the "V" on the chest after the first pie hit. Great job. I can see you writing a story around these 6 frames.
Photo: Working to improve the pies!5/31/25report
it's not the pie sitting that excites me. Rather, it's the fun and joy contained in that wonderful smile of yours.
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Photo5/30/25report
He could still breathe??? You took my breath away!
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Video: Chocolate Pies5/29/25report
Another perfect view-- :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:
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Photo5/24/25report
I think this view is just perfect-- :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:
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Photo5/24/25report
marley is understating the case-- :love: :love: :love: :loveeyes: :love: :love: :love:
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Photo5/24/25report
I would be grateful for assistance previewing YouTube videos. If you might be willing to help, please see my post in the non-wam forum.
User: theoldmanandthepie5/23/25report
A pity I can't give 2 :love:'s to this one.
Photo5/22/25report
gorgeous
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Photo5/21/25report
everyone
Photo: who wants to gunge me? 5/21/25report
No--when a very pretty girl grows up to be a very pretty lady. With that very pretty face, I'm not looking below the chin
Photo: 💦5/21/25report
:kiss: I'd happily give you more, but you only asked for one.
Photo: Give us a kiss 💋5/21/25report
I love those eyes, BTW
Photo: What am I thinking about? 5/21/25report
You're wondering what the guesses are going to be.
Photo: What am I thinking about? 5/21/25report
(in the voice of Scooby Doo) Shaggy? Shaggy who?
Photo: Velma needs a gunging5/21/25report
if only I could stare at those eyes forever.
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Photo5/21/25report
those our beautiful eyes
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Photo5/21/25report
ta
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Photo: Still cute, right?? 5/21/25report
That's not fair. bob1987564 already said what I wanted to say :wahhh: x-D
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Photo5/18/25report
would you believe me If I said I was looking at your lovely smile?
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Photo5/18/25report
Isn't this from a vice magazine article?
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Photo5/16/25report
For those of you who worry that the stories I publish are unusual, I promise you that the Logic Problem and Solution that I just submitted will be the only ones. They are far too difficult to write.
User: theoldmanandthepie5/10/25report
I hope that everyone had a Happy Star Wars day. "May the Fourth be with you."
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User: theoldmanandthepie5/4/25report
Happy Easter!
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User: theoldmanandthepie4/20/25report
Is this really synthetic? It looks real
Photo4/11/25report
Unfortunately, the site simply doesn't allow a simple music video, so I can't share "it's My Birthday" via UMD
User: theoldmanandthepie3/25/25report
"It's My Birthday" is now pending approval
User: theoldmanandthepie3/24/25report
I know this isn't the right time of year for my latest song parody, "Christmas Pies", but no one has submitted a story for 5 days, so I thought that I would write and submit it today. I think you'll like it. When I sang it for my wife. she replied, "I think you've found your calling." :D
User: theoldmanandthepie3/22/25report
my apologies--I somehow copied the incorrect link for "Pie Day Celebration". I've now added the correct link which should appear after confirmation
User: theoldmanandthepie3/21/25report
This is a continuation of my previous post. I was running out of characters. If you like my music, let me know, and I will post more of it. As it is my original work, I reserve all rights
User: theoldmanandthepie3/19/25report
I've uploaded my original musical composition entitled "It's My Birthday". I think that it will appear as a "video" tomorrow, although I am not certain. This piece happens to be a musical puzzle. If you solve the puzzle correctly, the answer is my date of birth, which is the reason for the title. Please don't expect the music to sound like a birthday party or anything like that. It doesn't, and wasn't meant to. If you want to know how to solve the puzzle, send me a message and I will message you back with the solution. I do so, however, with the expectation that you keep the solution to yourself. To solve the puzzle, you will need a good musical ear, a willingness to count, and basic math skills.
User: theoldmanandthepie3/19/25report
I hereby promise to exchange messages or chat with anyone in the UMD community who wishes to exchange communication unless I have informed that member that I no longer wish communication. Otherwise, the only reason that I haven't responded is that I haven't yet read the message.
User: theoldmanandthepie3/14/25report
I think that it is now important to state that my anger in my most recent addition to my wall has nothing to do with my most recent post but rather refers to a blog I read.
User: theoldmanandthepie3/13/25report
I read something tonight that has made me truly, truly, angry. Please be assured that I am not angry with UMD or its community. Nevertheless, I feel compelled by this anger to add the following to my wall: WE ARE PEOPLE FIRST AND WAMMERS SECOND!
User: theoldmanandthepie3/13/25report
I just created a folder in my photos section entitled "Music I Have Composed". However, this folder will probably be empty I figure out how to upload the music. The uploading software doesn't recognize .wav files.
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User: theoldmanandthepie3/10/25report
that is a very cute and sexy video
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Video: CJ and Squirty Cream Mishap3/9/25report
There are a number of excellent G- or PG-rated stories in the Story archive. Have any of the producers out there given thought to producing a movie of one of these stories and selling them to Noovie as a short to generate additional income? I personally think that Marlowe's "The Reporter" would make an excellent short.
User: theoldmanandthepie2/26/25report
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