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How/why did the bride in the background escape this fate?
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And I would love to see it rather than just know it
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and another
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yet another where a "Your Turn" follow-up would be great.
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I would also like to see a "Your Turn" follow-up to this photo. This is true of many of your photos. Have you ever thought of composing a follow-up photo
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I would love to see a 2nd photo in this sequence with the caption, "Your Turn"--just after the pied lady on the left pies the one on the right
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I suppose that it was inevitable that somebody had to ask. Yes, we were all thinking it, but at least some of us like to pretend we are gentlemen :-7 :-P x-D. Yes, it is also true that you saw the photos before I did. (mock complaints of life being unfair) :wahhh: x-D x-D
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Photo7 days agoreport
I love the photo, and I agree with the others--the one on the left is about to get pied, especially since the one in the middle is glaring at leftie and reaching for the pie. What I am curious about though is what else is going on that the spectators aren't looking at the pie fight?
Photo8 days agoreport
great AI work, Is there any way I could join your virtual world? :-P ;P :love: (PS--I'm not talking about my image joining your virtual world. I'm talking about the real flesh and blood me joining it. x-D x-D)
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Photo: Kristina's messy return to Moscow! Part28 days agoreport
Nice AI work. I love the subtlety of her body changing position slightly to go with the mood of the frame. The pie is pretty good, too :-P ;P :love:
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Photo: Kristina's messy return to Moscow! Part18 days agoreport
an oldie but goodie
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Photo9 days agoreport
Anybody remember when Adult Swim last showed Cowboy Bepop?
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Photo11 days agoreport
That's a great pie hit, and I love the photo, but, to paraphrase a James Bond title, "The One is Not Enough"
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Photo13 days agoreport
I absolutely adore this shot.
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Photo16 days agoreport
This is a great "before" AI photo, but like all of your before "photos", it is an almost intolerable tease when you don't follow up with the "after" photo.
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Photo19 days agoreport
What pterodactyl?
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Photo20 days agoreport
I interpret the look on your face as "dagnabbit--I'm still too clean!"
Photo22 days agoreport
I like that some of the splatter got on the one who did the pieing
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Photo22 days agoreport
I can't tell if she is sticking her tongue to go/have gone "nyaah" at the person who threw the pie or sticking her tongue out to taste the cream. Either way, great AI pic.
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Photo22 days agoreport
this should be used for a caption contest. This is so delightfully silly and sexy at the same time that I would love to see the captions one could come up with.
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Photo22 days agoreport
love the smile
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Photo23 days agoreport
you do the AI pie splats well
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Photo24 days agoreport
well done pn the AI
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Photo: Alyona's terrible workout - Part 225 days agoreport
A big hug comes to mind.
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Photo29 days agoreport
This message is to let those who have regularly chatted with me or exchanged messages know. An MRI has revealed a growth on my bile duct. How bad the news might be has yet to be determined.
User: theoldmanandthepie7/19/25report
I love the way this juxtaposes wam and modern art
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I love the peek-a-boo aspect of the blue shirt
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Photo6/16/25report
The face of ecstasy
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Scene: Triple Pie6/13/25report
my hands are so jealous of your hands
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Photo6/12/25report
I always love that smile
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Photo6/9/25report
I love the sequence of panels. Great work on the AI. BTW, IMO nothing bad has happened. Cute Irina has gone from looking adorable to looking adorable, and if I were there, I would tell her that.
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Photo: Cute Irina's walk ruined!6/3/25report
A spellbinding effect--In my mind, I can hear the director of "Quetzelcoatl's Temple" (or similar) yelling, "cut--get that guy out of camera". I admit that it took me about 5 minutes to notice that he was even there in the upper left corner.
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Photo5/31/25report
I especially love the "V" on the chest after the first pie hit. Great job. I can see you writing a story around these 6 frames.
Photo: Working to improve the pies!5/31/25report
it's not the pie sitting that excites me. Rather, it's the fun and joy contained in that wonderful smile of yours.
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Photo5/30/25report
He could still breathe??? You took my breath away!
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Video: Chocolate Pies5/29/25report
Another perfect view-- :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:
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I think this view is just perfect-- :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:
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marley is understating the case-- :love: :love: :love: :loveeyes: :love: :love: :love:
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I would be grateful for assistance previewing YouTube videos. If you might be willing to help, please see my post in the non-wam forum.
User: theoldmanandthepie5/23/25report
A pity I can't give 2 :love:'s to this one.
Photo5/22/25report
gorgeous
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Photo5/21/25report
everyone
Photo: who wants to gunge me? 5/21/25report
No--when a very pretty girl grows up to be a very pretty lady. With that very pretty face, I'm not looking below the chin
Photo: 💦5/21/25report
:kiss: I'd happily give you more, but you only asked for one.
Photo: Give us a kiss 💋5/21/25report
I love those eyes, BTW
Photo: What am I thinking about? 5/21/25report
You're wondering what the guesses are going to be.
Photo: What am I thinking about? 5/21/25report
(in the voice of Scooby Doo) Shaggy? Shaggy who?
Photo: Velma needs a gunging5/21/25report
if only I could stare at those eyes forever.
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those our beautiful eyes
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ta
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Photo: Still cute, right?? 5/21/25report
That's not fair. bob1987564 already said what I wanted to say :wahhh: x-D
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would you believe me If I said I was looking at your lovely smile?
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Isn't this from a vice magazine article?
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Photo5/16/25report
For those of you who worry that the stories I publish are unusual, I promise you that the Logic Problem and Solution that I just submitted will be the only ones. They are far too difficult to write.
User: theoldmanandthepie5/10/25report
I hope that everyone had a Happy Star Wars day. "May the Fourth be with you."
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User: theoldmanandthepie5/4/25report
Happy Easter!
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User: theoldmanandthepie4/20/25report
Is this really synthetic? It looks real
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Unfortunately, the site simply doesn't allow a simple music video, so I can't share "it's My Birthday" via UMD
User: theoldmanandthepie3/25/25report
"It's My Birthday" is now pending approval
User: theoldmanandthepie3/24/25report
I know this isn't the right time of year for my latest song parody, "Christmas Pies", but no one has submitted a story for 5 days, so I thought that I would write and submit it today. I think you'll like it. When I sang it for my wife. she replied, "I think you've found your calling." :D
User: theoldmanandthepie3/22/25report
my apologies--I somehow copied the incorrect link for "Pie Day Celebration". I've now added the correct link which should appear after confirmation
User: theoldmanandthepie3/21/25report
This is a continuation of my previous post. I was running out of characters. If you like my music, let me know, and I will post more of it. As it is my original work, I reserve all rights
User: theoldmanandthepie3/19/25report
I've uploaded my original musical composition entitled "It's My Birthday". I think that it will appear as a "video" tomorrow, although I am not certain. This piece happens to be a musical puzzle. If you solve the puzzle correctly, the answer is my date of birth, which is the reason for the title. Please don't expect the music to sound like a birthday party or anything like that. It doesn't, and wasn't meant to. If you want to know how to solve the puzzle, send me a message and I will message you back with the solution. I do so, however, with the expectation that you keep the solution to yourself. To solve the puzzle, you will need a good musical ear, a willingness to count, and basic math skills.
User: theoldmanandthepie3/19/25report
I hereby promise to exchange messages or chat with anyone in the UMD community who wishes to exchange communication unless I have informed that member that I no longer wish communication. Otherwise, the only reason that I haven't responded is that I haven't yet read the message.
User: theoldmanandthepie3/14/25report
I think that it is now important to state that my anger in my most recent addition to my wall has nothing to do with my most recent post but rather refers to a blog I read.
User: theoldmanandthepie3/13/25report
I read something tonight that has made me truly, truly, angry. Please be assured that I am not angry with UMD or its community. Nevertheless, I feel compelled by this anger to add the following to my wall: WE ARE PEOPLE FIRST AND WAMMERS SECOND!
User: theoldmanandthepie3/13/25report
I just created a folder in my photos section entitled "Music I Have Composed". However, this folder will probably be empty I figure out how to upload the music. The uploading software doesn't recognize .wav files.
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User: theoldmanandthepie3/10/25report
that is a very cute and sexy video
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Video: CJ and Squirty Cream Mishap3/9/25report
There are a number of excellent G- or PG-rated stories in the Story archive. Have any of the producers out there given thought to producing a movie of one of these stories and selling them to Noovie as a short to generate additional income? I personally think that Marlowe's "The Reporter" would make an excellent short.
User: theoldmanandthepie2/26/25report
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