Comments by theoldmanandthepie

I love the collateral damage.

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I think this one is great, too.

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I don't know about Viviana, but I think it's great.

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beautiful--great set.

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I think that this would be a great daily makeup routine.

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"Another dress--another msss."

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perfect timing on the photo,

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Great AI work, but I am curious as to why you decided to use the plastic clothes protection.

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If that's the award for tier 1, I can't wait to find out what the award is for tier 2. Great work.

Photo: Reaching Tier 1 awards for the first time!wednesdayreport

This is great, but with all of those pies left, I want more.

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this is excellent.

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"All right, you win."

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"You're going to want me to put my face in the mud, aren't you."

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Great AI self-pie animation.

Photo: Wife making her husband a birthday present video.8 days agoreport

third choice--you will notice that my criterion for the 3 choices was how messy the woman in red was.

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2nd choice

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first choice

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It's always those eyes!

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What perfect framing for the eyes.

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I love this. I hope you plan to turn this into a GIF where the maids each pie the lady in red.

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what perfect framing for those eyes!

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What I love is how much it looks like you're enjoying a daydream while covered in mud, One wonders who you are wishing were next to you just as covered.

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"As you can see, Thursday's forecast calls for pies/"

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that's one way to put some meat on those bones--well, some pie anyway.

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Or maybe they can! x-D x-D x-D

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I don't think your friends could get any "Nastia" x-D x-D x-D

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I would love to see what she looks like after the bucket was removed. Also, I wouldn't mind being "pranked" like that myself.

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Great work, as always. Let me add a couple of captions: panel 5--Nastia says, "My dignity"; panel 6--Elena says, "Why not? After all, this isn't the first time." x-D

Photo: Nastia ambushed by Anna and Elena14 days agoreport

I love the exuberance.

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Sounds good to me. You're already qualified to be the filling, and I'd be happy to be the crust.

Photo: Let's do a pie experiment 😜 17 days agoreport

"Look at that--a perfect fit."

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"Am I not fabulous?"

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"I want my turn. You two are completely muddy and I have had to lift this heavy bucket."

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I love the splatter on the car behind them.

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"Slowly we turn, step by step..."

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"I think I'm about to really get it now!"

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"Such fun, We should do this more often."

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(singing simultaneously) "Come pie with me..."

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"We dare you to stand over here and ogle us like that."
(from off camera, excitedly) "OK".

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"She's too clean."

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"You dance divinely."

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(left and center, simultaneously) "Ace!"
(right) "I guess the next pie is mine."

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"Three little maids from school are we..."

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"Yes, did you see that touchdown? Oh, I guess you didn't."

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"Yes, you all pass inspection."

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"I swear to you, his bayonet was this long."

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(Say "cheese") "Cheeeeeeeese"

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"Only 983 questions to go."

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"Enough! I want you two to kiss and make out, er, up."

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Barbershop quartets are so passe. Bakery quartets are now the in thing.

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Please don't go.

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"I'll have to ask the chief if this qualifies for 'hazard pay'?"

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"Oh that's right. The ad said, 'All the pies you can wear', not 'All the pies you can eat.' "

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"Can you see anything?" "Naw. Can you?" "Nope."

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"I tried to warn you that I saw clowns in this area, but you just had to come this way, didn't you."

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"I love my new hat."

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I love the peek-a-boo eyes

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I love how she seems to breaking the fourth wall and waving at all of us gawkers,

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gorgeous.

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I do wish that there was another frame or 20, however.

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I love the concept and the third frame.

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I love how she is smiling and laughing

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good aim.

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"Ahh, there you are. I hope you don't mind that I started playing without you."

Photo: The challenge ended very messy! 22 days agoreport

(PS-no the "!" key didn't get stuck.)

Photo: Enjoying my new clothes before destroying them XD24 days agoreport

those eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Photo: Enjoying my new clothes before destroying them XD24 days agoreport

I think that you and I will have to agree to disagree on the definition of the term, "punishment". x-D

Photo: I took my punishment from Summer well 😜 24 days agoreport

You wouldn't be searching for a butler, would you?

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Somebody has got to do a better job installing those hinges x-D

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I can't tell if that's a lei of flowers or of whipped cream. Either way, great AI photo.

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"Please join me"

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"You're right--that feels absolutely amazing!"

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fall into the mud it is, then.

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There are only 3 appropriate responses to that adorable pout; a deep, sensuous kiss, a pie to the face, or a face-first fall into the mud.

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Do you need a referee? If so, I volunteer.

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"This is how you do the leg kick for the breast stroke when swimming through goo."

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"This is the life."

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"I think that we can improve the pie coverage if we change the aim 2 degrees to the left, perhaps with a higher initial trajectory but less initial velocity."

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"Thank you. I like to taste my pies before I taste my pies."

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"Another pie. Another dollar."

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I love the framing effect.

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girl in back: "Wait until you see what surprises I have planned for you."
girl in front: "I may have a surprise or two for you, too."

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Great work on these two sets of panels. I would be curious to know if Yana is thinking either, "What have I let myself in for?" or "I'm going to love working here!"

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And to think that this is just the beginning--in more ways than one.

Photo: Throw back to Yana's first ever day in the office25 days agoreport

You could crop this photo from the shoulders up and it would still rate 5 :love:'s

Photo: I just need a sausage now 😜 26 days agoreport

On the top, we have the look of muddy ecstasy. On the bottom, we have the look of muddy ECSTASY!!!!!!!!!!!

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"so do you want a piece of me???" Well, actually, yes I do.

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"Oh wow. They told me that they had added a sensory-enhancing ingredient to the green cream, but who would have thought it was this enhancing."

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"I'll have two more pies, please."
"So will I."

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How about what granddaddy says?

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"She's pouring custard on my head. What should i do with this batter in my hand?"

Photo: MessyMegan and I can�t bake <.<27 days agoreport

I love how it seems like she's laughing.

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Not to mention a few other onlookers. Let's hope another tray or two (or ten!) of pies arrives soon.

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we can certainly hope so.

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I love how happy she appears to be to play in the mud.

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The peekaboo eye and those kissable lips are irresistible. A pity I'm not in a location where i would have to try to and would fail to resist them.

Photo: That thick custard coating my head 😍 29 days agoreport

With regard to the slogan, "California or bust", you obviously chose "or bust". A pity that the slogan wasn't "California AND bust." x-D :loveeyes:

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"Here's a twenty. Let me have one of those,"

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"Tnank you, and please don't go anywhere."

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great work. suggestion for part 3--a friend walks in and comments on how messy Olga and Yana are. Olga and Yana get pies (out of nowhere) and sandwich the newcomer,

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