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those eyes are incredible.
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Photo10 hours agoreport
Was this AI photo inspired by the video, "Torte in faccia a Ponte Mivio"?
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Photo11 hours agoreport
Great set. A pity about the order of the photos.
Photo14 hours agoreport
"Here, have some mud."
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Photo14 hours agoreport
You're just so lovely in white.
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Photo14 hours agoreport
Another great photo.
Photo15 hours agoreport
That's enough shaving cream to share with another. If you can't think of anyone with whom to share, I do have a suggestion.
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Photo15 hours agoreport
That's enough shaving cream to share with another. If you can't think of anyone with whom to share, I'd be happy to make a suggestion.
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Photo15 hours agoreport
I'm glad I don't have a heart condition. If I did, I would never survive this photo.
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Photo15 hours agoreport
great work as always
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Photo15 hours agoreport
now that's what I call a nighttime beauty treatment.
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Photo18 hours agoreport
"Oh no, you got me."
Photo19 hours agoreport
I assume this was inspired by the episode of "The Price is Right" where the the hostesses pied each other, then the announcer, then teamed up on Drew, and then the announcer got the winning contestant. (I love that part.)
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Photo19 hours agoreport
I love the coverage and how the lady on the right is trying to stop the pie. It adds a sense of realism. Great work, although the frame rate is a little fast for me.
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Photo19 hours agoreport
"Oh no, it's my turn."
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Photo19 hours agoreport
"bullseye"
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Photo19 hours agoreport
(girl on right) "I've always wanted to be in a pie fight."
Photo23 hours agoreport
"Shall we go to class like this?"
Photo23 hours agoreport
Three on one--that doesn't seem fair.
Photo23 hours agoreport
Based on my user id#, there are about 70,000 members of UMD thinking, "Is there room for one more." Yes, I am one of them.
Photo23 hours agoreport
A mask, a mask, my kingdom for a mask.
Photo23 hours agoreport
That's one lucky pillow.
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Photo23 hours agoreport
Destroy those designer jeans!!!!
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Photo23 hours agoreport
It looks like she wants to take a bite out of the mud-flavored foot that's a foot away.
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Photo23 hours agoreport
Here, don't be sad. Let me hug you, and you'll feel better ... or at least I will.
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Photoyesterdayreport
Would you believe me if I said she was too clean? i wouldn't either. I wouldn't hold the clean spot on her inside left elbow against her, but i would hold all of me against her.
Photoyesterdayreport
"Peace. Now just come a little closer."
Photoyesterdayreport
Yay--the bunnies got some mess as well.
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Photoyesterdayreport
The girls are nicely messy, but it would have been fun to see some of the girls in the audience get some mess as well.
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Photoyesterdayreport
"Hi, mom."
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Photoyesterdayreport
How is the bunny going to get accidentally pied in the face if the girls are so far away? x-D
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Photoyesterdayreport
If the pies don't give away what's going to happen, the sly looks in back do.
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PhotoThursdayreport
Don't you just love 3 beautiful laughing faces.
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PhotoThursdayreport
(whispering an aside) "Don't tell these two on either side of me, but this actually kind of fun."
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PhotoThursdayreport
"And there they go."
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PhotoThursdayreport
I wonder what their hands are doing instead of giving each other a high five.
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PhotoThursdayreport
Such a perfect outcome.
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PhotoThursdayreport
So gorgeous. So sexy. So wonderfully unobservant.
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PhotoThursdayreport
We're glad we did.
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Photo: Ira's visit to the pub get's messy!Thursdayreport
Where do I sign up?
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PhotoThursdayreport
:pieface: For those who don't like puzzles: Happy "Pie in the Face" Day!
User: theoldmanandthepieThursdayreport
:pieface: Happy the(3.141592653589793e)face day, everyone!
User: theoldmanandthepieThursdayreport
agreed
PhotoThursdayreport
I guess that I that I have little choice except to agree with m_v given that I have been saying the essentially the same thing for several comments now. x-D
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"Revenge might be a dish best served cold, but pie is a dish that is best served in the face."
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PhotoWednesdayreport
Standing: "Are you ready?"
Sitting: "Does it matter?"
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PhotoWednesdayreport
"Do your worst!"
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PhotoWednesdayreport
top: "This pie would look so good in my face."
bottom: "Let me make sure the coast is clear."
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PhotoWednesdayreport
The outfit is tease enough--let her have it already,
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PhotoWednesdayreport
"You want me to throw my pie in MY face?????????"
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PhotoWednesdayreport
"Get closer and I'll pie both of us at the same time."
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PhotoWednesdayreport
Why isn't he smiling--he has the best job in the world?
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PhotoWednesdayreport
"Oh no! That third pie coming straight for my face is twice as big and three times as gloopy as the two I'm holding."
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PhotoWednesdayreport
"Stop sniffing it and let me have it, already."
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PhotoWednesdayreport
"Here it comes."
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PhotoWednesdayreport
"I think I need to spank her harder--she isn't gasping loud enough, and I'm not getting splattered enough."
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PhotoWednesdayreport
but it would look so good down that cleavage.
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PhotoWednesdayreport
clown: "All you lusty people out there, do you think I should spare her?"
lusty people, in unison: "NO!!!!!!!!!!!"
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PhotoWednesdayreport
"That look on your face tells me we're going to do more than just hold these pies."
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"On the other hand, that skirt is too clean. Just stand still."
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PhotoWednesdayreport
"When I stand up, you're going to really get it."
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PhotoWednesdayreport
"I'm so looking forward to this."
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PhotoWednesdayreport
top: "Is that a pie i see flying towards us?
bottom: "no--that was a pie flying at YOU."
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PhotoWednesdayreport
I wish I didn't just have to take your word for it.
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Photo: Being messed by Megan is amazing<3Wednesdayreport
I don't know about baking, but it definitely looks like your cooking.
Photo: Megan and I had fun trying to bake <.<Wednesdayreport
"I can see my reflection in the mud."
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PhotoWednesdayreport
this is for the entire set: that poor bunny!
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PhotoWednesdayreport
"What should I do next?"
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Photo: Vid from last halloween!Tuesdayreport
"Sleep now..., and rest your weary head..." (excerpt from "Into the West")
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PhotoTuesdayreport
I may ogle the boobs, but I am in love with the eyes.
PhotoTuesdayreport
How did you know that blue is my favorite color?
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PhotoTuesdayreport
Especially when it's worn by a beautiful lady, (who, of course, gets just as trashed!)
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Photo: I love trashing a pretty outfit 😈 Mondayreport
With all of the wolves lining up (myself included), I think you're optimistic to think you'll get outside the door. x-D
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Photo: What type of rain will I get?Mondayreport
Me, three
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Photo: I'm in love 🩷 Mondayreport
I wouldn't miss more cream on the one in the red sweater, but a surprise pie into the face of the girl on the right wouldn't go amiss, either.
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Photo: Follow us and subscribe! Don't miss what's cominMondayreport
Will you be my birthday cake when my next birthday rolls around?
PhotoMondayreport
What a lovely silhouette.
PhotoMondayreport
Behold the lovely visage of the faerie mud princess!
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PhotoMondayreport
"I await the transformation."
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PhotoMondayreport
"With these feathers, I will become a beautiful bird of paradise"
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PhotoMondayreport
great set of photos.
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Photo7 days agoreport
"Look into my eyes. i am getting messy, messy ..."
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Photo7 days agoreport
"Look into my eyes. You are getting sleepy, sleepy, ..."
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Photo7 days agoreport
The contrast between the chocolate(?) and the shine make the perfect accentuation.
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Photo7 days agoreport
Those eyes have put so many holes in my heart, one more won't matter.
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Photo7 days agoreport
A new bird species--Hikariraptora cuteeyesii
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Photo7 days agoreport
"Thank you for letting me stand next to Michaelangelo's 'David'."
Photo7 days agoreport
"When I'm done, you'll be standing next to 'Little Lord Fauntleroy'."
"If you say so, but I'd much rather stand next to Michaelangelo's 'David'."
Photo7 days agoreport
Blue on blue. Personally, I couldn't think of a better color choice."
Photo7 days agoreport
Interesting--the artwork is the model and the model is the artwork.
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Photo7 days agoreport
"Hold still."
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Photo7 days agoreport
"I've never been a work of art before."
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Photo7 days agoreport
"One more stroke and you will be my masterpiece."
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Photo7 days agoreport
the pied girl is in the perfect position for the obvious sequel.
Photo7 days agoreport
I would think that, once she didn't make it, she'd turn around and get her revenge!
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Photo9 days agoreport
I'm totally jealous of the mud they get to play in.
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Photo9 days agoreport
Does "Ooops" mean you accidentally opened your mouth and swallowed some of the spaghetti rings instead of wearing them?
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Photo: Ooops9 days agoreport
Perhaps, but in my fantasies, I'd be getting you a lot messier than that.
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Photo: I'm a real mess9 days agoreport
Whoever is attached to that arm might be the luckiest guy in the world. Where's my surgical saw? I could use a third arm.
Photo: Custard face9 days agoreport
I would say, "Everyone", but there might be a eunuch or two in this world who might not think so. But then again, they might think so.
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Photo: who thinks I'm sexy?9 days agoreport
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