Comments by theoldmanandthepie

You could crop this photo from the shoulders up and it would still rate 5 :love:'s

Photo: I just need a sausage now 😜 1/6/26report

On the top, we have the look of muddy ecstasy. On the bottom, we have the look of muddy ECSTASY!!!!!!!!!!!

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"so do you want a piece of me???" Well, actually, yes I do.

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"Oh wow. They told me that they had added a sensory-enhancing ingredient to the green cream, but who would have thought it was this enhancing."

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"I'll have two more pies, please."
"So will I."

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How about what granddaddy says?

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"She's pouring custard on my head. What should i do with this batter in my hand?"

Photo: MessyMegan and I can�t bake <.<1/5/26report

I love how it seems like she's laughing.

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Not to mention a few other onlookers. Let's hope another tray or two (or ten!) of pies arrives soon.

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we can certainly hope so.

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I love how happy she appears to be to play in the mud.

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The peekaboo eye and those kissable lips are irresistible. A pity I'm not in a location where i would have to try to and would fail to resist them.

Photo: That thick custard coating my head 😍 1/3/26report

With regard to the slogan, "California or bust", you obviously chose "or bust". A pity that the slogan wasn't "California AND bust." x-D :loveeyes:

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"Here's a twenty. Let me have one of those,"

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"Tnank you, and please don't go anywhere."

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great work. suggestion for part 3--a friend walks in and comments on how messy Olga and Yana are. Olga and Yana get pies (out of nowhere) and sandwich the newcomer,

Photo: Custard and beans - Olga and Yana Pt 212/31/25report

they do know how to start a party.

Photo: Olga and Yana swap pies at a reunion Pt112/31/25report

"This mud needs more ginger."

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May it never end,

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it begins.

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"I've been waiting all day to pie you in the face."

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(feel free to adjust "penny" to a greater amount of money if you wish.)

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"Oh, look! There's a penny on the ground."

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"Let me look at that caption again--Oh, I guess it didn't say girl eating chocolate-covered strawberry."

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now that's what I call a mud mask!

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The way the mud frames your eyes is absolutely beautiful.

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Before I retired, one of the occupations I had was to be a tutor, and that included math, For the right price (and by price, I mean pies :pieface: , not money), I might be induced to come out of retirement. x-D

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You're welcome.

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Thank you.

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On a tangent, the quote, "Almost there" makes me think of "Star Wars", (PS--I'm old enough to call it simply "Star Wars". After all, that's what it was called when I saw it in the theaters. I would doubt that you're old enough to have that privilege and should refer to it as "Star Wars IV: A New Hope x-D )

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PS--pies are my favorite.

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Yes, I probably should be, but you have to catch me first x-D Of course, I wonder what you might do with me if you do catch me... :splosh: :pieface: :splosh: I think I will try to escape by running in place. :-P x-D x-D

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It actually looks like powdered chocolate, but that's too many syllables :-) :pieface:

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two hands- and a mouthful...each! (Especially the mouthful)

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i hope you had a Merry Christmas

Photo: Merry Christmas!12/27/25report

On the 13th day of Christmas, you're on your own.

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On the 12th day of Christmas, some wammers made me pose
with, 12 pies a-smooshing, 11 faces dunking, 10 gallons washing, 9 pies a-splatting, 8 powdered maa-alt, 7 fingers touching, 6 cups of pudding, 5 sacks of flour, 4 pots of choc., three quarts of goo, two cans of cream and some pinkish slop on my red nose

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On the 11th day of Christmas, some wammers made me pose
with, 11 faces dunking, 10 gallons washing, 9 pies a-splatting, 8 powdered maa-alt, 7 fingers touching, 6 cups of pudding, 5 sacks of flour, 4 pots of choc., three quarts of goo, two cans of cream and some pinkish slop on my red nose

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On the 10th day of Christmas, some wammers made me pose
with, 10 gallons washing, 9 pies a-splatting, 8 powdered maa-alt, 7 fingers touching, 6 cups of pudding, 5 sacks of flour, 4 pots of choc., three quarts of goo, two cans of cream and some pinkish slop on my red nose

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On the 9th day of Christmas, some wammers made me pose
with 9 pies a-splatting, 8 powdered maa-alt, 7 fingers touching, 6 cups of pudding, 5 sacks of flour, 4 pots of choc., three quarts of goo, two cans of cream and some pinkish slop on my red nose

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On the 8th day of Christmas, some wammers made me pose
with 8 powdered maa-alt, 7 fingers touching, 6 cups of pudding, 5 sacks of flour, 4 pots of choc., three quarts of goo, two cans of cream and some pinkish slop on my red nose

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On the 7th day of Christmas, some wammers made me pose
with 7 fingers touching, 6 cups of pudding, 5 sacks of flour, 4 pots of choc., three quarts of goo, two cans of cream and some pinkish slop on my red nose

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On the 6th day of Christmas, some wammers made me pose
with 6 cups of pudding, 5 sacks of flour, 4 pots of choc., three quarts of goo, two cans of cream and some pinkish slop on my red nose

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On the 5th day of Christmas, some wammers made me pose
with 5 sacks of flour, 4 pots of choc., three quarts of goo, two cans of cream and some pinkish slop on my red nose

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On the 4th day of Christmas, some wammers made me pose
with 4 pots of choc, three quarts of goo, two cans of cream and some pinkish slop on my red nose

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On the 3rd day of Christmas, some wammers made me pose
with three quarts of goo, two cans of cream and some pinkish slop on my red nose

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On the 2nd day of Christmas, some wammers made me pose
with two cans of cream and some pinkish slop on my red nose

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On the 1st day of Christmas, some wammers made me pose,
with pinkish slop upon my red nose

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great timing.

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my sentiments exactly.

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Again, exquisite timing.

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Exquisite timing!

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Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays, everyone.

User: theoldmanandthepie12/24/25report

I don't see you anywhere. Weren't you invited? x-D :pieface: Seriously, great work.

Photo: Elena's drinks party gets messy!12/24/25report

"Scooch in. I'll get both of us."

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Has anybody ever told you that you don't play fair with our libidos?

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Such a perfect pose. A sculptor could make a statue worthy of the gods from this photo,

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What a great framing of the eyes.

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What a great pie hit!

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I love her look in the third panel when Anna realizes that she might not remain clean.

Photo: Yulia takes revenge on Anna in Dubai Pt 112/22/25report

I love the eyes and the friendly smile.

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I love the funny look.

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you already look lovely, and you have all of those pies to go.

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this is such a sweet photo that I am expecting the Harlem Globetrotters to show up.

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I love your facial expression in the 2nd panel. What would be interesting is a comparison of reality vs. virtual reality where you recreate the scene with real chocolate syrup, a real pie, and a real Yana :-) :pieface:

Photo: Yana manages a park ambush!12/18/25report

"On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Two creamy ladies."

Photo: Messy Megan and I�s latest collab - on her page!12/18/25report

I'd rather feel what a messy handful you could be. :loveeyes: :-)

Photo: Cum see what a messy handful I can be 12/18/25report

"On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Five whipped cream pies."

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"On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
A pie hat for chocolate-covered me."

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So did all of the others. Where's their pies? x-D x-D x-D x-D :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface:

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Torture????? We could all stand to be tortured like that. If you were tortured any more, you'd be so deliriously happy that we'd have to send for the guys with the white jackets x-D :pieface: :pieface: :pieface:

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I'm glad I've got a good heart, because otherwise that smile, that "come hither" finger, and all that shaving cream would do me in.

Photo: See how I got here.. scene out now <312/17/25report

I have bookmarked the YouTube video of this.

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Now this is a party I should crash

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Let me have it.

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There's both serenity and sneakiness in that face behind all that cream.

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"I (pffft) guess (splutter) spoke (pfft) too (splutter) soon."

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Splat!

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"OK--I'm a real mess. I guess I can live with that. At least it's over."

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"Chocolate as well??????????? Harumph!"

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"What are you doing? I only agreed to beans and oatmeal."

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I love the size of that 2nd pie. It's sure to make a BIG mess.

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I love that that outfit is what you chose to get muddy in.

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I love the smile, and I love how it looks like you are looking at the mud with the idea of putting your face in it again.

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Where is this college? I would love to take the course. Will you be the instructor? :-)

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I can't wait for Anastasia's revenge--perhaps a phone call to The Toy. The revenge would be so much better if Diana were still wearing that red dress.

Photo: A daughter's plot revealed!12/16/25report

I absolutely adore the shocked expression on her face in the first panel

Photo: Anastasia learns of the video theme!12/16/25report

Alas, if only Anastasia and that dress were getting messed up for real (heavy sigh). Great work and story.

Photo: Anastasia shows up to help with an advert12/16/25report

I love the pie fight, but I have to wonder why the guys are just hanging back, especially those with a pie in their hands.

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you asked for it: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface:

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