Comments by theoldmanandthepie

"This is the life." "You can say that again." "This is the life."

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(singing) "I am mud woman. Hear me roar."

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"Aaaahhhhhhh"

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"Oh, look. there is a tribe of monkeys in those trees"

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"Yes, I'm playing in the mud. What of it?"

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(singing) "Oh, what a beautiful morning..."

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She couldn't be more blissful

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the look on her face screams, "would you care to join me". If only I could...

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"Om"

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"I wish we never had to leave"

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Fantastic work as always. Don't you ever get tired of giving us perfect AI photos?

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I would have thought that there were more fans of "Midsomer Murders", but I guess this isn't the time of year for Easter eggs.

User: theoldmanandthepie8 days agoreport

ER room ran some tests and found nothing serious, so I'm back home

User: theoldmanandthepie8 days agoreport

If you don't hear from me for a few days, it will be because I'm back in the hospital

User: theoldmanandthepie8 days agoreport

I would love if that pout were because I'm here and you're there. I seriously doubt it, but I would love it.

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There is a guy in the background! Now I have to pretend that you're cheating on me x-D

Photo: Someone has been behaving very badly...9 days agoreport

If you keep posting GIF's like this, you'll kill your clientele. Of course, however, they will die happy.

Photo: A delicious mud shampoo9 days agoreport

I agree with lebourg, but I need to ask, "Is it the top 30% or the bottom 30% that is coming off?" x-D :-P

Photo: Customs in my mud pit 30% off this week!9 days agoreport

I think that you already have!

Photo: I want to make your fantasies come true!9 days agoreport

PS--yes, me included.

Photo: Who wants to come with me?9 days agoreport

What a silly question. You know the answer is "just about everybody" :-)

Photo: Who wants to come with me?9 days agoreport

Looking so gorgeous, my heart wouldn't survive the trip.

Photo: I'll wait for you tonight in my mud pit!9 days agoreport

Be still my heart. It is only a virtual invitation.

Photo: Come see me tonight!9 days agoreport

I like to see this photo about 1/2 second into the future to see if the splatter got the girl on the right. That face, that hair, and that dress would look lovely pied.

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I bookmarked this video as well.

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I bookmarked the YouTube video. However, I don't know if it is still an active link.

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I love the eyes

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"This is pure bliss"

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"Come here!"

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"Just another day at work"

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"I love it when it's my turn"

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"Why am I holding these pies? There just going to end up all over me anyway."

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"where will all that cream land? Only the shadow knows for sure!"

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I love the smile through the cream

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"she goes first"

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"Is it going to come from the left, or is going to come from the right? Ack--it's coming from both!"

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I love the laughter

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now that's what I call being a cell phone addict :D

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that's the perfect comment.

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Another great AI photo. I hope you plan to continue the series with more employees.

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Great idea and a great AI photo. There's a Seattle-based Ad company (I forget it's name at the moment) that did something like this

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Let's hope that the BF next dares her to roll around.

Photo: My boyfriend DARED me to sit in the mud.11 days agoreport

"Oh, gawd, why are you taking my photo now? My hair is a mess."

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I love the photo. Maldon mud run?

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Another great job! it's as if I were there.

Photo: Vanessa finally gets the best of Marianna!11 days agoreport

(singing) When AI eyes are smiling ...

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Just a little more...c'mon opponent, you can pull harder.

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(singing) Oh, what a wonderful feeling ...

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I'm being pulled in! Wait, then why am I resisting???

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Now to collect my money. I love getting paid for something I enjoy.

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Somebody please give me a push!

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He does.

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I wonder if he has good aim.

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(brunette): this!

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(blonde): Now what?

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Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh (insert musical note emoji here)

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Oh, come on, you'll love it

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... 3 (glug, glug, glug, gasp for breath)

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On 3. 1 ... 2 ...

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We're going to need more Mendelssohns and Wagners over here.

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that's one way to have a clean beauty contest.

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I think you're trying to tempt me into dodegamy.

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I love the story.

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"You missed a spot. Let me fix that for you."

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Breathe in the pie. Breathe out the pie. Allow the pie to enrich your meditation

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That's a heck of a lot of shaving cream for one little photo.

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"Houston, we have a problem..."

Photo: Spraying Holly With Foam!12 days agoreport

"Whew--now that my hair is out of my face, I can see again."

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That's an absolutely brilliant, "I'm beautiful, so how can you resist me pose." I promise you that, if I were there, I couldn't :-) :-) :love:

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When all is said and done, it's actually the "joie de vivre" as expressed by the cream framing the eyes and the gaping smile that excites me the most.

Photo: Pie face and tits 12 days agoreport

Why do I get the feeling that this is how messy you'd like your wife to be?

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Reminiscent of the pie fight episode of "Real People". Were you using that as a reference? Great work, as always.

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"This is so relaxing. Please don't wake me if I fall asleep."

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Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

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this is the life.

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40 :love:'s that are well-deserved. great job

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The perfect "gown" with which to go down the aisle to the music of Mendelssohn or Wagner.

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Leaning over and with her arm extended, I bet that the bath tub could have had one more occupant. I also bet that, if that had happened, It would have wiped that smirk off her face x-D

Photo: The facial expressions and laughs throughout this 14 days agoreport

"So this is why you wanted me to come to the office Christmas party."

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"Just one more, and I promise that next time we'll go dancing"

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I would really love to see the during and after pictures

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Please check your messages.

User: WildThang15 days agoreport

I would love to be your instructor and "try" to break it up :-)

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"you better not miss."

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"...Pie!"

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"ready, set, ...

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"I will if you will."

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(in unison) "3, 2, 1, PIe!"

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"I just felt like having a sandwich."

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nice tophat

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Why am I so tempted to say "Happy Birthday" to you?

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love the eyes

Photo: beauty gone dirty17 days agoreport

I love both her eyes and her smile

Photo: covered in clay17 days agoreport

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the messiest one of all?" (somebody had to post this)

Photo: when the mirror shows your inner...17 days agoreport

I have a feeling that somebody's face is searching for these right now.

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One might also say you're rubbing our noses in it ... and hers! x-D

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With all of these great photos, you're just laying it on thick ... in more ways that one x-D

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Great work! It takes me more than 4 pies to get coverage like that. :-) What would make the photo absolutely incredible would be if the two diners in the background were to turn their heads in frame #2 and laugh uproariously in frames 3 and 4, but I imagine that changing the background is next to impossible if not impossible. Anyway, great work.

Photo: An unexpected reward redemption!17 days agoreport

I agree.

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Dang, I wanted a lot of something on my face

Photo: A single thrown banana cream pie hit--I love the w18 days agoreport