Beware of the flying sauce-ers!
14301
Profile views
since 2/25/25
To avoid content being blocked due to your local laws, please verify your age ?
Received
My Comments
1036 comments
"That looks good on you."
1
Photo21 days agoreport
"As you can see, a pie in the face is better than a pie in the hand."
2
Photo21 days agoreport
"One pie-two girls. Why do I get the tough decisions>"
2
Photo21 days agoreport
"Another? Why, thank you. I'll have another."
2
Photo21 days agoreport
"Here it comes."
2
Photo21 days agoreport
your butt looks great, but I don't see a donkey anywhere x-D x-D x-D
1
Photo: How does my ass look?? 21 days agoreport
You don't need to blow a kiss. Your eyes do it for you.
Photo: Kiss kiss! Love y'all!!21 days agoreport
I like how the lady in maroon accepts her fate graciously at the end.
1
Photo22 days agoreport
Let me take off my glasses, and I will be right over.
1
Photo22 days agoreport
Yes, I will come kiss you.
Photo22 days agoreport
I hope there's room for two (or more) in that fantasy of yours, S44.
Photo22 days agoreport
She needs a partner. I volunteer.
Photo22 days agoreport
Even if it is AI
Photo22 days agoreport
I am so jealous of everyone there.
Photo22 days agoreport
"I'm saving this pie just for you."
Photo22 days agoreport
"I'm waiting for you."
Photo22 days agoreport
"Come join us. Think of all of the fun you're missing."
Photo22 days agoreport
"This is what I call a party."
1
Photo22 days agoreport
"Come join us, and i will lick you clean afterwards."
Photo22 days agoreport
"You haven't be covering me with skunk gunk, have you?"
Photo22 days agoreport
"I'm going to get you for this."
Photo22 days agoreport
I'm wondering who is the lucky lady with you?
Photo22 days agoreport
"What are you looking at?"
1
Photo22 days agoreport
"Thank god the robber left my chocolate and cream."
Photo22 days agoreport
You ought to keep the feathers, It's a very sexy look.
Photo22 days agoreport
This photo gives new meaning to the phrase, "feather pillow".
1
Photo22 days agoreport
"I've got your feet." "So what? I've got your feet, although P U I wish I hadn't."
1
Photo22 days agoreport
"Don't shoot! Don't shoot. Take my money. Just leave my chocolate and cream."
2
Photo22 days agoreport
"What else do you have for me, big boy?"
2
Photo22 days agoreport
you added a kiss at the end. nice touch.
Photo22 days agoreport
The vote is in. The "eyes" have it.
2
Photo22 days agoreport
One more for the road.
Photo22 days agoreport
I loved the video.
Photo22 days agoreport
I think it's time for them to switch places.
1
Photo22 days agoreport
Chocolate and white and pink--where's the "after" photo?????"
Photo22 days agoreport
"I guess it's time to use these two pies."
3
Photo22 days agoreport
great work, as always, especially the chocolate
Photo: Irina's award gets worse, much worse.23 days agoreport
those eyes are incredible.
1
Photo23 days agoreport
Was this AI photo inspired by the video, "Torte in faccia a Ponte Mivio"?
2
Photo23 days agoreport
Great set. A pity about the order of the photos.
Photo23 days agoreport
"Here, have some mud."
1
Photo23 days agoreport
You're just so lovely in white.
1
Photo23 days agoreport
That's enough shaving cream to share with another. If you can't think of anyone with whom to share, I do have a suggestion.
1
Photo23 days agoreport
That's enough shaving cream to share with another. If you can't think of anyone with whom to share, I'd be happy to make a suggestion.
1
Photo23 days agoreport
I'm glad I don't have a heart condition. If I did, I would never survive this photo.
2
Photo23 days agoreport
great work as always
2
Photo23 days agoreport
now that's what I call a nighttime beauty treatment.
2
Photo24 days agoreport
"Oh no, you got me."
Photo24 days agoreport
I assume this was inspired by the episode of "The Price is Right" where the the hostesses pied each other, then the announcer, then teamed up on Drew, and then the announcer got the winning contestant. (I love that part.)
3
Photo24 days agoreport
I love the coverage and how the lady on the right is trying to stop the pie. It adds a sense of realism. Great work, although the frame rate is a little fast for me.
2
Photo24 days agoreport
"Oh no, it's my turn."
2
Photo24 days agoreport
"bullseye"
2
Photo24 days agoreport
(girl on right) "I've always wanted to be in a pie fight."
Photo24 days agoreport
"Shall we go to class like this?"
Photo24 days agoreport
Three on one--that doesn't seem fair.
Photo24 days agoreport
Based on my user id#, there are about 70,000 members of UMD thinking, "Is there room for one more." Yes, I am one of them.
Photo24 days agoreport
A mask, a mask, my kingdom for a mask.
1
Photo24 days agoreport
That's one lucky pillow.
1
Photo24 days agoreport
Destroy those designer jeans!!!!
2
Photo24 days agoreport
It looks like she wants to take a bite out of the mud-flavored foot that's a foot away.
2
Photo24 days agoreport
Here, don't be sad. Let me hug you, and you'll feel better ... or at least I will.
1
Photo24 days agoreport
Would you believe me if I said she was too clean? i wouldn't either. I wouldn't hold the clean spot on her inside left elbow against her, but i would hold all of me against her.
1
Photo24 days agoreport
"Peace. Now just come a little closer."
Photo24 days agoreport
Yay--the bunnies got some mess as well.
2
Photo24 days agoreport
The girls are nicely messy, but it would have been fun to see some of the girls in the audience get some mess as well.
1
Photo24 days agoreport
"Hi, mom."
2
Photo24 days agoreport
How is the bunny going to get accidentally pied in the face if the girls are so far away? x-D
1
Photo24 days agoreport
If the pies don't give away what's going to happen, the sly looks in back do.
2
Photo26 days agoreport
Don't you just love 3 beautiful laughing faces.
2
Photo26 days agoreport
(whispering an aside) "Don't tell these two on either side of me, but this actually kind of fun."
1
Photo26 days agoreport
"And there they go."
2
Photo26 days agoreport
I wonder what their hands are doing instead of giving each other a high five.
2
Photo26 days agoreport
Such a perfect outcome.
2
Photo26 days agoreport
So gorgeous. So sexy. So wonderfully unobservant.
1
Photo26 days agoreport
We're glad we did.
3
Photo: Ira's visit to the pub get's messy!26 days agoreport
Where do I sign up?
1
Photo26 days agoreport
:pieface: For those who don't like puzzles: Happy "Pie in the Face" Day!
User: theoldmanandthepie26 days agoreport
:pieface: Happy the(3.141592653589793e)face day, everyone!
User: theoldmanandthepie26 days agoreport
agreed
Photo26 days agoreport
I guess that I that I have little choice except to agree with m_v given that I have been saying the essentially the same thing for several comments now. x-D
1
Photo26 days agoreport
"Revenge might be a dish best served cold, but pie is a dish that is best served in the face."
1
Photo27 days agoreport
Standing: "Are you ready?"
Sitting: "Does it matter?"
1
Photo27 days agoreport
"Do your worst!"
1
Photo27 days agoreport
top: "This pie would look so good in my face."
bottom: "Let me make sure the coast is clear."
1
Photo27 days agoreport
The outfit is tease enough--let her have it already,
1
Photo27 days agoreport
"You want me to throw my pie in MY face?????????"
1
Photo27 days agoreport
"Get closer and I'll pie both of us at the same time."
1
Photo27 days agoreport
Why isn't he smiling--he has the best job in the world?
1
Photo27 days agoreport
"Oh no! That third pie coming straight for my face is twice as big and three times as gloopy as the two I'm holding."
3
Photo27 days agoreport
"Stop sniffing it and let me have it, already."
1
Photo27 days agoreport
"Here it comes."
1
Photo27 days agoreport
"I think I need to spank her harder--she isn't gasping loud enough, and I'm not getting splattered enough."
2
Photo27 days agoreport
but it would look so good down that cleavage.
1
Photo27 days agoreport
clown: "All you lusty people out there, do you think I should spare her?"
lusty people, in unison: "NO!!!!!!!!!!!"
1
Photo27 days agoreport
"That look on your face tells me we're going to do more than just hold these pies."
1
Photo27 days agoreport
"On the other hand, that skirt is too clean. Just stand still."
1
Photo27 days agoreport
"When I stand up, you're going to really get it."
2
Photo27 days agoreport
"I'm so looking forward to this."
2
Photo27 days agoreport
top: "Is that a pie i see flying towards us?
bottom: "no--that was a pie flying at YOU."
1
Photo27 days agoreport
I wish I didn't just have to take your word for it.
1
Photo: Being messed by Megan is amazing<327 days agoreport
123
11
About & FAQ
Preferences
Night Mode
Terms & Privacy
Contact Us
Report Piracy
Content Removal
Link to UMD Fetish
Design & Code ©1998-2025 Loverbuns, LLC 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement Epoch Billing Support Log In