Comments by theoldmanandthepie

great expansion into pie fights

Photo10/3/25report

This looks like a good place for a nap.

Photo: Woodland Mud Wallow - 0110/2/25report

This is lovely. Somehow, I get the feeling that you agreed with your friends. ;-)

Photo: friends decided i was too clean10/1/25report

:love: :love: :love: :love: :love: (one wasn't enough!)

Photo: "instead of dipping her toes, she goes with her he10/1/25report

This is a great photo. I hope you follow it up with a photo where you are testing the pie by dipping your finger into it after it has been smooshed all over your face. :-P

Photo: "dipping my toes to test the mud"10/1/25report

I love the way the ladies are laughing and smiling it the series. I like this one a little bit better because she's getting a little of the mess in this one.

Photo9/30/25report

I love the "let me have it" smile

Photo9/29/25report

Also, I know that I'd be one of a large number of gentlemen (and not so gentlemen) who'd like to take up position in the middle

Photo9/29/25report

This one is also cute on both the right and the left

Photo9/29/25report

A New Game Show--The "Pies" is Right

Photo9/29/25report

I love imagining what's going to happen to that dress and to her, for that matter.

Photo: Lana with blue dress 19/28/25report

The left is cute, too. :-P

Photo: Cute, right?! ;)9/28/25report

Your artwork is high quality. However, I see two flaws--1) most of the time the mess is too one-sided, and 2) more importantly. I'm not the guy in the artwork x-D x-D

Photo9/28/25report

There wouldn't be a "sequel" to this photo, would there?

Photo9/28/25report

I agree with the sentiment, although being a "pie" person, I prefer "throwing" and "smooshing" rather than "ladling".

Photo9/28/25report

I hope that this is her actual wedding dress, as I love the idea that she enjoyed getting it messy.

Photo9/28/25report

I love the smile. She appears to be absolutely thrilled to be playing in the mud (and to being photographed playing in the mud). If, in reality, she isn't thrilled, she deserves an Oscar.

Photo9/28/25report

This is a fantastic AI photo which is all the better for being part of a sequence. Thank you.

Photo9/28/25report

The AI work is absolutely impeccable as always. I " :love:'ed" this one because you also did the follow-up.

Photo9/28/25report

If only I could be in the middle of that...Another great photo!

Photo: Reaching for the Next Dessert Trolley9/27/25report

Another fantastic photo. Too bad no one can teleport me into the photo (BTW--teleport ME, not my image)

Photo: Waitresses Enjoying The Fun Too!9/24/25report

Another absolute gem of an AI pie fight, In addition to each of the ladies being quite messy, I absolutely love how happy they are being in the pie fight. Now if you could only get the patrons in the background involved...

Photo: Pies and Pastries at the Tea Room9/23/25report

I absolutely adore this photo, and I love how they are having so much fun. A pity I can't tell the nicely covered ladies in front to go pay attention to the wallflower in the corner!

Photo: Full on Her Face!9/22/25report

I love this, However, I would want a pie or two in the background to suggest that this might be the start of something bigger

Photo9/22/25report

I love the pied face on the monitor

Photo9/19/25report

Those eyes!!!!!

Photo9/19/25report

nice photo capture from this Alison Jack video. I hadn't realized that there was an audience before. Both of the videos are Alison getting pied like this are among my favorites. From the label "synthetic", I take it it's AI enhanced.

Photo9/18/25report

I love the series. It must have been a really big pie for this photo

Photo9/17/25report

If only I could be so treated on my birthday. (Mind you, Skirtpie's fans wouldn't like the intrusion.)

Photo9/17/25report

fantastic set

Photo9/17/25report

Each lady in the queue is waiting her turn--in more ways than one; after all, each of them has a birthday, too!

Photo9/17/25report

Looking into the "future", I hope this means that each member of the queue gets hers when her birthday rolls around

Photo9/17/25report

great photo--it looks real.

Photo: Pie Fight at The Reception!9/15/25report

Nice AI work

Photo: Anastasia's terrible evening Pt28/31/25report

My 68th birthday has come and gone. Root for me to make it to a 69th

User: theoldmanandthepie8/26/25report

How/why did the bride in the background escape this fate?

Photo8/22/25report

And I would love to see it rather than just know it

Photo8/22/25report

yet another where a "Your Turn" follow-up would be great.

Photo8/22/25report

I would also like to see a "Your Turn" follow-up to this photo. This is true of many of your photos. Have you ever thought of composing a follow-up photo

Photo8/22/25report

I would love to see a 2nd photo in this sequence with the caption, "Your Turn"--just after the pied lady on the left pies the one on the right

Photo8/22/25report

I suppose that it was inevitable that somebody had to ask. Yes, we were all thinking it, but at least some of us like to pretend we are gentlemen :-7 :-P x-D. Yes, it is also true that you saw the photos before I did. (mock complaints of life being unfair) :wahhh: x-D x-D

Photo8/16/25report

I love the photo, and I agree with the others--the one on the left is about to get pied, especially since the one in the middle is glaring at leftie and reaching for the pie. What I am curious about though is what else is going on that the spectators aren't looking at the pie fight?

Photo8/16/25report

great AI work, Is there any way I could join your virtual world? :-P ;P :love: (PS--I'm not talking about my image joining your virtual world. I'm talking about the real flesh and blood me joining it. x-D x-D)

Photo: Kristina's messy return to Moscow! Part28/15/25report

Nice AI work. I love the subtlety of her body changing position slightly to go with the mood of the frame. The pie is pretty good, too :-P ;P :love:

Photo: Kristina's messy return to Moscow! Part18/15/25report

an oldie but goodie

Photo8/14/25report

Anybody remember when Adult Swim last showed Cowboy Bepop?

Photo8/12/25report

That's a great pie hit, and I love the photo, but, to paraphrase a James Bond title, "The One is Not Enough"

Photo8/11/25report

I absolutely adore this shot.

Photo8/8/25report

This is a great "before" AI photo, but like all of your before "photos", it is an almost intolerable tease when you don't follow up with the "after" photo.

Photo8/4/25report

What pterodactyl?

Photo8/4/25report

I interpret the look on your face as "dagnabbit--I'm still too clean!"

Photo8/2/25report

I like that some of the splatter got on the one who did the pieing

Photo8/2/25report

I can't tell if she is sticking her tongue to go/have gone "nyaah" at the person who threw the pie or sticking her tongue out to taste the cream. Either way, great AI pic.

Photo8/2/25report

this should be used for a caption contest. This is so delightfully silly and sexy at the same time that I would love to see the captions one could come up with.

Photo8/2/25report

love the smile

Photo7/31/25report

you do the AI pie splats well

Photo7/31/25report

well done pn the AI

Photo: Alyona's terrible workout - Part 27/29/25report

A big hug comes to mind.

Photo7/26/25report

This message is to let those who have regularly chatted with me or exchanged messages know. An MRI has revealed a growth on my bile duct. How bad the news might be has yet to be determined.

User: theoldmanandthepie7/19/25report

I love the way this juxtaposes wam and modern art

Photo7/10/25report

I love the peek-a-boo aspect of the blue shirt

Photo6/16/25report

The face of ecstasy

Scene: Triple Pie6/13/25report

my hands are so jealous of your hands

Photo6/12/25report

I always love that smile

Photo6/9/25report

I love the sequence of panels. Great work on the AI. BTW, IMO nothing bad has happened. Cute Irina has gone from looking adorable to looking adorable, and if I were there, I would tell her that.

Photo: Cute Irina's walk ruined!6/3/25report

A spellbinding effect--In my mind, I can hear the director of "Quetzelcoatl's Temple" (or similar) yelling, "cut--get that guy out of camera". I admit that it took me about 5 minutes to notice that he was even there in the upper left corner.

Photo5/31/25report

I especially love the "V" on the chest after the first pie hit. Great job. I can see you writing a story around these 6 frames.

Photo: Working to improve the pies!5/31/25report

it's not the pie sitting that excites me. Rather, it's the fun and joy contained in that wonderful smile of yours.

Photo5/30/25report

He could still breathe??? You took my breath away!

Video: Chocolate Pies5/29/25report

Another perfect view-- :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

Photo5/24/25report

I think this view is just perfect-- :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

Photo5/24/25report

marley is understating the case-- :love: :love: :love: :loveeyes: :love: :love: :love:

Photo5/24/25report

I would be grateful for assistance previewing YouTube videos. If you might be willing to help, please see my post in the non-wam forum.

User: theoldmanandthepie5/23/25report

A pity I can't give 2 :love:'s to this one.

Photo5/22/25report

gorgeous

Photo5/21/25report

everyone

Photo: who wants to gunge me? 5/21/25report

No--when a very pretty girl grows up to be a very pretty lady. With that very pretty face, I'm not looking below the chin

Photo: 💦5/21/25report

:kiss: I'd happily give you more, but you only asked for one.

Photo: Give us a kiss 💋5/21/25report

I love those eyes, BTW

Photo: What am I thinking about? 5/21/25report

You're wondering what the guesses are going to be.

Photo: What am I thinking about? 5/21/25report

(in the voice of Scooby Doo) Shaggy? Shaggy who?

Photo: Velma needs a gunging5/21/25report

if only I could stare at those eyes forever.

Photo5/21/25report

those our beautiful eyes

Photo5/21/25report

Photo: Still cute, right?? 5/21/25report

That's not fair. bob1987564 already said what I wanted to say :wahhh: x-D

Photo5/18/25report

would you believe me If I said I was looking at your lovely smile?

Photo5/18/25report

Isn't this from a vice magazine article?

Photo5/16/25report

For those of you who worry that the stories I publish are unusual, I promise you that the Logic Problem and Solution that I just submitted will be the only ones. They are far too difficult to write.

User: theoldmanandthepie5/10/25report

I hope that everyone had a Happy Star Wars day. "May the Fourth be with you."

User: theoldmanandthepie5/4/25report

Happy Easter!

User: theoldmanandthepie4/20/25report

Is this really synthetic? It looks real

Photo4/11/25report

Unfortunately, the site simply doesn't allow a simple music video, so I can't share "it's My Birthday" via UMD

User: theoldmanandthepie3/25/25report

"It's My Birthday" is now pending approval

User: theoldmanandthepie3/24/25report

I know this isn't the right time of year for my latest song parody, "Christmas Pies", but no one has submitted a story for 5 days, so I thought that I would write and submit it today. I think you'll like it. When I sang it for my wife. she replied, "I think you've found your calling." :D

User: theoldmanandthepie3/22/25report

my apologies--I somehow copied the incorrect link for "Pie Day Celebration". I've now added the correct link which should appear after confirmation

User: theoldmanandthepie3/21/25report

This is a continuation of my previous post. I was running out of characters. If you like my music, let me know, and I will post more of it. As it is my original work, I reserve all rights

User: theoldmanandthepie3/19/25report

I've uploaded my original musical composition entitled "It's My Birthday". I think that it will appear as a "video" tomorrow, although I am not certain. This piece happens to be a musical puzzle. If you solve the puzzle correctly, the answer is my date of birth, which is the reason for the title. Please don't expect the music to sound like a birthday party or anything like that. It doesn't, and wasn't meant to. If you want to know how to solve the puzzle, send me a message and I will message you back with the solution. I do so, however, with the expectation that you keep the solution to yourself. To solve the puzzle, you will need a good musical ear, a willingness to count, and basic math skills.

User: theoldmanandthepie3/19/25report

I hereby promise to exchange messages or chat with anyone in the UMD community who wishes to exchange communication unless I have informed that member that I no longer wish communication. Otherwise, the only reason that I haven't responded is that I haven't yet read the message.

User: theoldmanandthepie3/14/25report

I think that it is now important to state that my anger in my most recent addition to my wall has nothing to do with my most recent post but rather refers to a blog I read.

User: theoldmanandthepie3/13/25report

I read something tonight that has made me truly, truly, angry. Please be assured that I am not angry with UMD or its community. Nevertheless, I feel compelled by this anger to add the following to my wall: WE ARE PEOPLE FIRST AND WAMMERS SECOND!

User: theoldmanandthepie3/13/25report