Comments by theoldmanandthepie

(PS--Those eyes!)

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"Can't you do better than that little bit of cream."

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"Ok--I have caught my breath."

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"I've got to catch my breath."

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"A pie????!!!! Where did that come from?"

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"More black stuff! This is too much, but I want more!"

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"More custard! I don't know how much more of this I can take!"

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"More cream. This is just too good."

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"Oh, Gawd. More chocolate pudding. How did they know..."

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"I'm a mess. And I thought this was going to be a boring afternoon."

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"Custard. Can't get messy without custard.:

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"That had better be whipped cream."

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"What's this black stuff?"

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"Oh goody! There's more chocolate pudding. It's my favorite pudding to wear."

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(PS--those are truly gorgeous eyes peering through that chocolate)

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"I wonder if that's it."

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"This can't be happening. I think someone is pudding me on."

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"I'm bored--I wish something would happen."

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"I bet you'd love to know what's in this pop-top can now wouldn't you."

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Those eyes could melt an iceberg

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"Now it's my turn to have fun."

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"You ready for the next pie?"

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"You have the right to remain clean. Any pie you bring will be used against you."

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The smile may say "satisfied", but those gorgeous eyes want more.

Photo: The satisfied slut smile ;-)11/16/25report

Just what we need--an AI artist who is also a wise cracker.

Photo: "Pudding on the Ritz" wins another fan11/16/25report

Not to mention that the diet looks good on you.

Photo: Mmm I love this diet.. wear, dont eat11/16/25report

"All slimed in yellow"

Photo: Here Gunge the Bride...11/16/25report

How could she be full of beans. She didn't get them into her mouth!

Photo: Her profile "a sweetie whos full of beans"11/16/25report

This looks like the beginning of a fantastic GIF

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"He actually thought that I preferred to stay clean!"

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I looks like you'll need longer arms--or an assistant. I'll volunteer!

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it's that touch of caramel(?) on the eyelash that does me in.

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"Look at my backstroke."

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"You can tell that I really get into my work."

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I love the reflection.

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"I just love coming to the 'Chocolate Lovers Annual Gala Dinner." "Me, too." "Me, three."

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"I'm getting excited." "Me, too"

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Shouldn't the yellow boots go with the green dress and the pink boots go with the blue dress? :-)

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Specialty of the house--Spaghetti a la "Head and Shoulders"

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"At work, I deal with 'bean counters' all day. Thank goodness that there are no bean counters here!"

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Mud tennis! What a great idea. I'll get my racket.

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"Where's my feather?"

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Seeing Maude standing like that reminded me of Elinor Donahue, who played ambassador Nancy Hedford in the ST:TOS episode "Metamorphosis" (Yes, I'm a Trekkie}

Photo: Hugo Boss jeans after wash off in the river11/15/25report

or even a cold afternoon.

Photo: Wonderful way to spend a hot afternoon.11/15/25report

You don't know how much I would love it if that cloverleaf were for me.

Photo: About to take a lucky dip in the mud!11/15/25report

On a different photo, I commented, "you had me with 'Maude in the mud'." I have to amend that now: "you had me with 'Maude'."

Photo: Maude in a lovely pink formal dress11/15/25report

Wrestling isn't what I would have on my mind.

Photo: Maude in the mud!11/15/25report

You had me with, "Maude in the mud"

Photo: Maude in the mud in Hugo Boss jeans11/15/25report

That looks so comfortable.

Photo: Splat!11/15/25report

I think that I should have joined UMD earlier. vols4everus took the words right out of my mouth before I had even joined.

Photo: Did someone say mud?11/15/25report

I love how the eyes and the smile show that you are having fun being covered in mud.

Photo: Remember those clean combats?11/15/25report

i think it's the mud that's doing the sacrificing.

Photo: The Midsummer Mud Sacrifice11/15/25report

I absolutely agree.

Photo: That was a beautiful wedding dress. Squelch.11/15/25report

I love the fun they are obviously having.

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Those wonderful eyes make it hard for me to see how messy she is.

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Quick! While the waitress is looking at us--SMOOSH THAT PIE IN HER FACE!"

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All you need now is two slices of bread. If you don't have any bread, I'll happily take the place of the top slice.

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Those eyes just make me want to hug her and reassure her that it's OK to have pie on your face and clothing.

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You missed a teeny tiny corner of her mouth.

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"What a fun afternoon--enjoying the park and getting pied in the face."

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"Take that!"

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"This is so much fun."

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I love the eyes.

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"Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no."

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"Hmm, where to put this pie. It would sure be easier if she weren't sitting on the only clean spot left."

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"I don't care if I can't see--This pie is going into your face."

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"Ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh (gasp)"

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"Hey, how about some pie over on his face over there on my arm."

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"Great job--that was a great pie smoosh."

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Everyone should be this messy."

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I know what to get her for Christmas! A shirt that says, "Please do pie the models"

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"You had better pie me now, because even though I don't have any sleeves, I do have something up them."

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"Isn't this wonderful? I always love a good pie to the face before swimming."

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"mmmmmph--Isn't it your turn to get one of those pies?"

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I love the way the eyes are glistening.

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"Why does she get the pie and I'm stuck with the green slime?"

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Great shot and great timing. I'm imagining a girl just out of frame catching collateral damage.

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I love how completely muddy you are in this photo.

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I love your eyes and smile.

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If you submitted this as 3 photos rather than one, you'd get 3 :love:'s instead of one.

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"ZZZZZZZ"

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"Throw one more--see how much you can get in my mouth."

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"You throw a great pie!"

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agreed.

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"Keep them coming!"

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"That actually tastes good. Please throw more pies.

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I think i know why you call yourself, "Anglefan". It is because when you hire model, you do so because she is a cute angle.

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I love how the sweater is getting messy.

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"What do you mean, 'there are more pies.'?"

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good aim.

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"Let me tell you about this one date. He was so boring. He wouldn't even put a little dab of whipped cream on my nose..."

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This is AI? Wow, you've done a fantastic job.

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"You have just entered the WAM twilight zone",

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As much as I like that "come hither" visage, I would still prefer to see the results of a face dunk.

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Great wife. Great photos. I wouldn't waste money on the lotto if I were you. You've already used up your share of good luck for this lifetime :-)

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I really, really, really, hope there is more to this.

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With those beautiful eyes, I'm hooked; however, with that smile, I know that I am in deep, deep, trouble.

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I would estimate that there are 4.5 billion people who would love to join you in that tub. Yes, I am one of them.

Photo: Shaving foam is silky smooth on my skin. Love it!11/12/25report

Now that's how you put, "Center face chocolate pudding".

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"Marco"

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