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Lol I did this to my shoes in black out
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Lol can u do that to one of my suits
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COMING SOON -- GUNGE TWISTER!
Something exciting is coming to Whiteshirtman Productions!
Meet MADAM MISCHIEF, my cheeky virtual game-show host who takes complete control of my messy adventures!
She chooses the gunge colours, quantities, consistencies and where they go! She can even order Splurge foam pies and tell me to remove or replace parts of my outfit!
The best bit? I NEVER KNOW WHAT'S COMING NEXT!
His Lordship, His Honour, His Excellency and Whiteshirtman himself will all face her unpredictable challenges!
We've been testing the game, and it's absolutely hilarious!
GUNGE TWISTER -- COMING SOON!
MADAM MISCHIEF HAS SPOKEN!
Something exciting is coming to Whiteshirtman Productions!
Meet MADAM MISCHIEF, my cheeky virtual game-show host who takes complete control of my messy adventures!
She chooses the gunge colours, quantities, consistencies and where they go! She can even order Splurge foam pies and tell me to remove or replace parts of my outfit!
The best bit? I NEVER KNOW WHAT'S COMING NEXT!
His Lordship, His Honour, His Excellency and Whiteshirtman himself will all face her unpredictable challenges!
We've been testing the game, and it's absolutely hilarious!
GUNGE TWISTER -- COMING SOON!
MADAM MISCHIEF HAS SPOKEN!
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WHITESHIRTMAN HAS SOME WONDERFUL NEWS!
I've become a granddad again!
My daughter has just given birth to a beautiful baby girl!
It was a frightening arrival, with an emergency C-section, but thankfully mum and baby are both doing okay.
I've been looking forward to this little princess arriving for weeks, and I'm absolutely over the moon!
So if I'm a little quiet on UMD for a while, you'll know why.
The gunge, videos and messy madness can wait. Family comes first, every single time!
Don't worry, Whiteshirtman isn't going anywhere. We've got plenty more crazy adventures coming!
But right now, I'm just one very proud and happy granddad!
Much love to you all!
Whiteshirtman
I've become a granddad again!
My daughter has just given birth to a beautiful baby girl!
It was a frightening arrival, with an emergency C-section, but thankfully mum and baby are both doing okay.
I've been looking forward to this little princess arriving for weeks, and I'm absolutely over the moon!
So if I'm a little quiet on UMD for a while, you'll know why.
The gunge, videos and messy madness can wait. Family comes first, every single time!
Don't worry, Whiteshirtman isn't going anywhere. We've got plenty more crazy adventures coming!
But right now, I'm just one very proud and happy granddad!
Much love to you all!
Whiteshirtman
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WHO FANCIES A PROPER MESSY MEET-UP?
Here's a crazy thought!
Would anybody fancy meeting up around Christmas or New Year for an absolutely bonkers WAM day?
A few of us, somewhere private, dressed in our favourite outfits -- suits, shirts, trousers, waistcoats, whatever!
Imagine a table full of gunge, cream pies, treacle, chocolate syrup, custard and slime. Just getting absolutely FUCKING PLASTERED!
We could have a laugh, mess each other up and maybe film a few scenes if everyone's happy.
No pressure, just like-minded adults having a brilliant time!
We can sort out a venue and date if there's enough interest.
Who's up for it? Whereabouts in the UK would suit everyone?
Whiteshirtman
Here's a crazy thought!
Would anybody fancy meeting up around Christmas or New Year for an absolutely bonkers WAM day?
A few of us, somewhere private, dressed in our favourite outfits -- suits, shirts, trousers, waistcoats, whatever!
Imagine a table full of gunge, cream pies, treacle, chocolate syrup, custard and slime. Just getting absolutely FUCKING PLASTERED!
We could have a laugh, mess each other up and maybe film a few scenes if everyone's happy.
No pressure, just like-minded adults having a brilliant time!
We can sort out a venue and date if there's enough interest.
Who's up for it? Whereabouts in the UK would suit everyone?
Whiteshirtman
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A Personal Message from Whiteshirtman
I'm feeling really disheartened tonight. I've put so much time, money and passion into my traditional, fully clothed WAM videos, but despite the views and lovely comments, I've had almost no sales or tips.
It's making me question myself. I'm 57, overweight, wear glasses and don't feel attractive on camera. Is that putting people off?
I've even wondered whether anyone would notice if I left UMD.
I'm not trying to pressure anyone into buying. I'd just appreciate honest feedback. Is it my appearance, the content, the filming or the price?
I genuinely love making these videos, but tonight I'm struggling with whether to carry on.
Dave -- Whiteshirtman
I'm feeling really disheartened tonight. I've put so much time, money and passion into my traditional, fully clothed WAM videos, but despite the views and lovely comments, I've had almost no sales or tips.
It's making me question myself. I'm 57, overweight, wear glasses and don't feel attractive on camera. Is that putting people off?
I've even wondered whether anyone would notice if I left UMD.
I'm not trying to pressure anyone into buying. I'd just appreciate honest feedback. Is it my appearance, the content, the filming or the price?
I genuinely love making these videos, but tonight I'm struggling with whether to carry on.
Dave -- Whiteshirtman
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Well... we've smashed through 2,000 profile views!
I honestly can't believe how quickly this has grown. I only started properly doing this about a month ago, so a massive THANK YOU to everyone who's followed me, loved my photos and videos, commented, voted in the polls, messaged me and supported Whiteshirtman.
Some of you have been here almost from day one, and your support genuinely means a lot.
I'm having an absolute blast making this stuff and seeing people enjoying it makes me want to keep pushing it further.
And believe me... there's plenty more coming.
2,000+ views in my first month. Absolutely bloody mad.
Thank you everyone!
Dave / Whiteshirtman
I honestly can't believe how quickly this has grown. I only started properly doing this about a month ago, so a massive THANK YOU to everyone who's followed me, loved my photos and videos, commented, voted in the polls, messaged me and supported Whiteshirtman.
Some of you have been here almost from day one, and your support genuinely means a lot.
I'm having an absolute blast making this stuff and seeing people enjoying it makes me want to keep pushing it further.
And believe me... there's plenty more coming.
2,000+ views in my first month. Absolutely bloody mad.
Thank you everyone!
Dave / Whiteshirtman
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BLACK TREACLE WINS!
Thanks to everyone who voted in the Death Destruction poll and got involved. You've made your choice, and I'll be filming it when I get back!
The treacle's ready. There's no backing out now
Keep an eye on my wall for updates, and thanks for being part of the chaos!
--WhiteShirtMan
Thanks to everyone who voted in the Death Destruction poll and got involved. You've made your choice, and I'll be filming it when I get back!
The treacle's ready. There's no backing out now
Keep an eye on my wall for updates, and thanks for being part of the chaos!
--WhiteShirtMan
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Next up: **Oxford Blue -- Shower Soaked**
No gunge. No foam. No tricks.
Just a smart Oxford-blue shirt, a shower, and plenty of water.
A simple wetlook experiment to see what happens when smart meets soaked.
**Another FREE Whiteshirtman video -- coming soon.**
SMART. FORMAL. ABSOLUTE CARNAGE.
No gunge. No foam. No tricks.
Just a smart Oxford-blue shirt, a shower, and plenty of water.
A simple wetlook experiment to see what happens when smart meets soaked.
**Another FREE Whiteshirtman video -- coming soon.**
SMART. FORMAL. ABSOLUTE CARNAGE.
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NEW POLL IS LIVE
The brand-new black shirt has officially joined the production wardrobe -- and I'm handing its fate over to you.
**Whatever wins, I WILL do.** The finished video will be posted **FREE**.
You've got 7 days.
Go and choose what happens to it.
**You vote. I do it.**
SMART. FORMAL. ABSOLUTE CARNAGE.
The brand-new black shirt has officially joined the production wardrobe -- and I'm handing its fate over to you.
**Whatever wins, I WILL do.** The finished video will be posted **FREE**.
You've got 7 days.
Go and choose what happens to it.
**You vote. I do it.**
SMART. FORMAL. ABSOLUTE CARNAGE.
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HIS LORDSHIP -- AN UPDATE
He's been suspiciously quiet lately but don't mistake that for safety.
The poll has spoken. Multicolour won by a landslide, and I've been working behind the scenes on something bigger than my normal shoots.
A proper venue is being arranged for 22 November. I'm sorting the final details, materials and filming setup before confirming everything.
And we're not talking about a couple of little jugs of gunge.
The current plan is 50 litres, five colours and different consistencies -- building from controlled colour into thick gunge and complete carnage.
Once the booking is confirmed, I'll reveal more.
For now, His Lordship remains pristine.
For now.
SMART. FORMAL. ABSOLUTE CARNAGE.
He's been suspiciously quiet lately but don't mistake that for safety.
The poll has spoken. Multicolour won by a landslide, and I've been working behind the scenes on something bigger than my normal shoots.
A proper venue is being arranged for 22 November. I'm sorting the final details, materials and filming setup before confirming everything.
And we're not talking about a couple of little jugs of gunge.
The current plan is 50 litres, five colours and different consistencies -- building from controlled colour into thick gunge and complete carnage.
Once the booking is confirmed, I'll reveal more.
For now, His Lordship remains pristine.
For now.
SMART. FORMAL. ABSOLUTE CARNAGE.
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**HIS LORDSHIP -- PRODUCTION UPDATE**
He's been suspiciously quiet lately but His Lordship has definitely not been forgotten.
Behind the scenes, the plans have been getting bigger.
The suit is still pristine.
The waistcoat is still immaculate.
The pockets are still empty.
For now.
There are rehearsals coming, more mess on the way, and plans are now being made for a proper His Lordship production.
I'm not revealing everything yet.
Let's just say the words **SMART. FORMAL. ABSOLUTE CARNAGE.** are starting to look increasingly accurate.
His Lordship's time is coming.
He's been suspiciously quiet lately but His Lordship has definitely not been forgotten.
Behind the scenes, the plans have been getting bigger.
The suit is still pristine.
The waistcoat is still immaculate.
The pockets are still empty.
For now.
There are rehearsals coming, more mess on the way, and plans are now being made for a proper His Lordship production.
I'm not revealing everything yet.
Let's just say the words **SMART. FORMAL. ABSOLUTE CARNAGE.** are starting to look increasingly accurate.
His Lordship's time is coming.
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The Blue Shirt Shower Disaster now has its own trailer
12 seconds of how NOT to take a shower...
Smart shirt. Wrong shower. Absolute carnage.
Full 13-minute film is in my store.
12 seconds of how NOT to take a shower...
Smart shirt. Wrong shower. Absolute carnage.
Full 13-minute film is in my store.
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New video is up!
Tried something a little different this time -- starting completely smart and dry in a sage-green shirt and dark trousers, then slowly getting the whole outfit absolutely soaked.
It's FREE to watch, so go and have a look and let me know what you think.
Really pleased with how much the shirt changes colour once the water gets into it!
Tried something a little different this time -- starting completely smart and dry in a sage-green shirt and dark trousers, then slowly getting the whole outfit absolutely soaked.
It's FREE to watch, so go and have a look and let me know what you think.
Really pleased with how much the shirt changes colour once the water gets into it!
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A quick thank you from Whiteshirtman
Massive thank you to everyone who's followed me, voted in the polls, left loves and comments, sent messages or watched my videos. The support and ideas have been brilliant and I'm having an absolute blast making this stuff.
If you're enjoying it and want to help keep the carnage going, there's a Send Funds/tip option on my profile and I've started adding paid scenes to my store. No obligation at all -- free videos, photos and polls will continue too. Any support goes straight back into future productions.
His Lordship is coming! Sorry for the delay -- I'm working on getting the right venue so I can give that suit the production it deserves.
SMART. FORMAL. ABSOLUTE CARNAGE.
Massive thank you to everyone who's followed me, voted in the polls, left loves and comments, sent messages or watched my videos. The support and ideas have been brilliant and I'm having an absolute blast making this stuff.
If you're enjoying it and want to help keep the carnage going, there's a Send Funds/tip option on my profile and I've started adding paid scenes to my store. No obligation at all -- free videos, photos and polls will continue too. Any support goes straight back into future productions.
His Lordship is coming! Sorry for the delay -- I'm working on getting the right venue so I can give that suit the production it deserves.
SMART. FORMAL. ABSOLUTE CARNAGE.
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Over 1,000 profile views -- thank you!
Just wanted to say a massive thank you to everyone who's stopped by my profile, looked through the photos and videos, voted in the polls, left a love or joined in with the posts.
I've only been here a few weeks and Whiteshirtman has already passed 1,000 profile views, which I genuinely wasn't expecting.
I'm having an absolute blast making this stuff, and I've got plenty more planned -- including, of course, the fate you've chosen for His Lordship.
Thanks for making a new bloke feel welcome.
Here's to the next 1,000.
Whiteshirtman
Smart. Formal. Absolute Carnage.
Just wanted to say a massive thank you to everyone who's stopped by my profile, looked through the photos and videos, voted in the polls, left a love or joined in with the posts.
I've only been here a few weeks and Whiteshirtman has already passed 1,000 profile views, which I genuinely wasn't expecting.
I'm having an absolute blast making this stuff, and I've got plenty more planned -- including, of course, the fate you've chosen for His Lordship.
Thanks for making a new bloke feel welcome.
Here's to the next 1,000.
Whiteshirtman
Smart. Formal. Absolute Carnage.
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THE RESULTS ARE IN
You lot have decided what happens to His Lordship.
It wasn't even close -- 18 votes went for the full multicolour messy session.
I've just posted the real, untouched before photos of the suit -- tags still on -- along with the final poll result.
Now the planning starts.
His Lordship is officially going in.
Full announcement and photos are in the "What Would You Do to His Lordship?" thread.
Smart. Formal. Absolute carnage.
You lot have decided what happens to His Lordship.
It wasn't even close -- 18 votes went for the full multicolour messy session.
I've just posted the real, untouched before photos of the suit -- tags still on -- along with the final poll result.
Now the planning starts.
His Lordship is officially going in.
Full announcement and photos are in the "What Would You Do to His Lordship?" thread.
Smart. Formal. Absolute carnage.
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Well, Lumberjack, you've done it now!
You gave Whiteshirtman a cream pie to the chest, so I've decided to make it happen for real!
My upcoming SEA OF BLUE video will feature a smart white shirt, 3 litres of fluorescent-blue gunge and a great big Splurge foam pie straight to the chest!
Your virtual WAM Party challenge is becoming a real Whiteshirtman production!
Thanks for the inspiration, mate. Keep an eye out for the video!
SMART. FORMAL. ABSOLUTE CARNAGE.
You gave Whiteshirtman a cream pie to the chest, so I've decided to make it happen for real!
My upcoming SEA OF BLUE video will feature a smart white shirt, 3 litres of fluorescent-blue gunge and a great big Splurge foam pie straight to the chest!
Your virtual WAM Party challenge is becoming a real Whiteshirtman production!
Thanks for the inspiration, mate. Keep an eye out for the video!
SMART. FORMAL. ABSOLUTE CARNAGE.
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Well, you got your wish! You voted to put Whiteshirtman in the shower fully clothed, so that's exactly what I did!
Brand-new blue shirt, smart trousers, plenty of bath foam and a proper soaking!
I've filmed the whole session and I'll be editing it shortly. Keep an eye out for the video!
Thanks for joining in and helping decide what happens to Whiteshirtman. Really appreciate the support!
Brand-new blue shirt, smart trousers, plenty of bath foam and a proper soaking!
I've filmed the whole session and I'll be editing it shortly. Keep an eye out for the video!
Thanks for joining in and helping decide what happens to Whiteshirtman. Really appreciate the support!
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HIS LORDSHIP -- THE VERDICT IS ALMOST IN!
Well, this is looking rather ominous for His Lordship!
With just 12 hours left to vote, 24 people have had their say, and a whopping 70.8% want to see him subjected to a proper multicoloured gunge session!
Not a single vote to keep him pristine. Apparently, mercy isn't very popular around here!
There's still time to change his fate, though. If you haven't voted yet, head over to the poll and have your say.
Whatever wins, that's what His Lordship gets.
The official verdict will be announced on Sunday!
Thanks to everyone who's voted and supported Whiteshirtman so far. You're helping make this whole adventure a lot of fun!
SMART. FORMAL. ABSOLUTE CARNAGE.
Well, this is looking rather ominous for His Lordship!
With just 12 hours left to vote, 24 people have had their say, and a whopping 70.8% want to see him subjected to a proper multicoloured gunge session!
Not a single vote to keep him pristine. Apparently, mercy isn't very popular around here!
There's still time to change his fate, though. If you haven't voted yet, head over to the poll and have your say.
Whatever wins, that's what His Lordship gets.
The official verdict will be announced on Sunday!
Thanks to everyone who's voted and supported Whiteshirtman so far. You're helping make this whole adventure a lot of fun!
SMART. FORMAL. ABSOLUTE CARNAGE.
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Quick update on His Lordship
Well, this has escalated a bit I've now found a proper studio for the shoot.
The poll is still open until Sunday, but multicoloured gunge is absolutely running away with it. Looks like His Lordship isn't getting much mercy!
Thanks to everyone who's voted and given me ideas so far. I'll post the final verdict on Sunday.
Well, this has escalated a bit I've now found a proper studio for the shoot.
The poll is still open until Sunday, but multicoloured gunge is absolutely running away with it. Looks like His Lordship isn't getting much mercy!
Thanks to everyone who's voted and given me ideas so far. I'll post the final verdict on Sunday.
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Does anyone know of a WAM studio in the UK that I could hire for a shoot? I'm looking for somewhere suitable to film His Lordship's first proper messy session The poll is looking very much like multicoloured gunge is going to win Ideally somewhere that can accommodate me filming a full suit session, or even offer filming/photography as well. Any recommendations would be really appreciated!
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His Lordship update
The poll is definitely heading in one direction Multiple Colours is currently well out in front with 9 votes, with Wetlook and Green Gunge on 2 each.
There's still plenty of voting time left, but unless something changes, His Lordship might want to enjoy being pristine while he still can!
The poll is definitely heading in one direction Multiple Colours is currently well out in front with 9 votes, with Wetlook and Green Gunge on 2 each.
There's still plenty of voting time left, but unless something changes, His Lordship might want to enjoy being pristine while he still can!
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I have just got a nice stone 3 pice suit and I am going to covet the whole thing in gunge and hope to wash it lol
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