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200 comments
Did he like the taste it looks like he did
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Photo6/25/24report
Jewel you next
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Photo6/18/24report
Hey pied looks good you look good clean and pied
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Photo: B2 Another selfie with my pie6/16/24report
Congrats on wammer
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User: MessyHumiliation6/15/24report
Are one of those pies for me?
Photo6/9/24report
Congrats on wammer of the day
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User: MessyDCs6/8/24report
Looks very fun and looks like you had a very fun time.
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Photo6/8/24report
Is that you brother? It looks very fun to do
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Photo6/8/24report
Woof John who did this to you. What kind of pie was it? You look very yummy you should have ate some
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Photo6/8/24report
Your going to get that right in the kisser aka face
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Photo: Oh, the anticipation !6/8/24report
You sure are definitely missing something oh wait it's your sales man outfit and a big oh giant pie in your face so it can be covered forever
Photo: Aeon Flux's IT Agent.6/8/24report
Clay Walker why would he make a just fan's page then non of us on here would be able to see him all messy and stuff like that. Clay he looks just fine with body hair clay do you have something to hide? But Sissy nice choice of outfit and boots
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Photo6/8/24report
I see someone's beard it looks very good but to clean I think that some whipped cream on it would make it look better but glad you had fun
Photo6/8/24report
Are you trying to be gunged shredder if not I think that you would make the perfect one
Photo6/8/24report
Nice I so want you to do it to me. What kind of grease was it?
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Photo: Fully covered in the end 6/7/24report
Man I wish I was there with you I definitely need chocolate frosting on me so bad but you look good in it
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Photo: Clean with chocolate frosting in hand 6/7/24report
I told that spa worker that the spa facial was for eating and not for wearing I guess they don't ever listen. It looks like you had a great spa day
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Photo6/7/24report
Todd owe no your missing brother. I guess I'll have to call the pie wizard and of course the pie police to see if they can find you and make you reaper. You look very good of course.
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Photo6/7/24report
Oh Palo you look very good all creamy and clean of course I'm not sure what one you look better as I think both I really like all your photos I think you look better like this
Photo6/7/24report
Oh Polo what ever am I going to do with you you are missing something though I think it's more cream but not in the eyes of course
Photo6/7/24report
Mussle stooge is really really really really going to get it now from me I told him to leave you alone just wait until I get my hand on that mussle stooge he going to get what he deserves for doing that to you
Photo: splat6/7/24report
Woof woof
Photo: 016/6/24report
Now where did I put that pie that I was saving for mussle stoogees punishment for pie in Jewel when he didn't feel well oh yeah stooge you better turn sideways before I push you into that giant pie splat in you go happy birthday stooge you deserved it
Video: Birthday Pieing6/6/24report
Jewel you better ask me about your surprise for your birthday I definitely got you some things
Video: Birthday Revenge6/6/24report
Cake up mussle stooge really really good and tell him that's his warning and revenge for putting that pie in your face
Video: Birthday Revenge6/6/24report
Now who hit you with that pie i cant see your slime I think I know who I'll have to get pie revenge for you I know who's going to get it it's that silly mussle stooge
Photo: Good clean fun6/6/24report
Come on Cheer up smile it's going to be ok
Photo: Ready for spin for pie game6/6/24report
He is on good looking stooge like you said Jewel happy birthday mussle I think that he is missing something though what do you think jewel
Video: Birthday Pieing6/6/24report
I was right you look very good in the same shirt as jewel bo I think that all of those pies need to go into your face and beard
Photo6/5/24report
And I love your leopard glasses but if someone did hit you with that pie remove the glasses first. @ Bo shorts I bet you would look good in that shirt as well
Photo: New Tshirt6/5/24report
Love your new shirt but I don't think that your a pie target I think that I would make a better one but I love your look
Photo: New Tshirt6/5/24report
Now who did this to you I said I was going to take some of the damage for you and who pied your chest very. Very hot by the way I'm glad you had fun playing spin for a pie
Photo: the result6/5/24report
Does your belly need a good rubbing and of course your face is that what's wrong is your belly upset but you look very good
Photo: Ready for spin for pie game6/5/24report
Aww very hot face you look very scared that something bad might happen to your look let me be their to make you feel happier just in case something does happen to your face and look then I could take the damage for you from the game by the way you look very hot.
Photo: Ready for spin for pie game6/5/24report
Are two of those special pies for my face by chance and the others for yours but the 3rd one for both of our faces
Photo: A few pies6/5/24report
Good job you remembered to take off your glasses man I so would love to kiss this face put that extra pie in your hand in my face please.
Photo: I got it good. Who wants to do it to me next time?6/5/24report
Aww I love this look on you but please take off your glasses if you were planning on getting messy but very hot photo.
Photo: Its been awhile6/5/24report
Don't worry it wasn't me pie hat man
Photo: who put it over my face?6/5/24report
Aww I love your pie hat I bet it stayed on for a while I would have loved to wear your pie hat with you if I was there so we could be to pied hat men tougher unlike like Batman I think that I need saved and rescued pie hat man.
Photo: Better on this side of my head?6/5/24report
Now that's better I'm glad that you both had fun together with each other it looks like fun together now the question remains for everyone to guess who is who jewel but don't give us any hints
Photo6/5/24report
You to look like you had fun with each other Jewel it looks like he got the best of you though I think that needs to be changed jewel after this photo was taken if I was you I would have turned to him and wiped some of the cream off my face and put it on his so you to could be creamy together
Photo6/5/24report
Aww looks very fun what movie and I bet your Como's are very good
Photo: Was home sipping a Cosmo watching a hallmark movie6/5/24report
Oh what kind of dessert would that be?
Photo: I feel like some dessert6/5/24report
Mine and your face right sexy
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Photo: Pie time6/5/24report
You look very good Alan would you like someone to put some more cream on you then you can them
Photo: More cream6/4/24report
Very well good looking person right here. I think your missing something though
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Photo6/4/24report
You don't look like a big loser to me I love the video by the way
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Video: A Big Pie for a Big Loser!6/4/24report
It looks like it was very very fun to do
Photo6/4/24report
I see you .
Photo6/4/24report
Do you have room for one more person?
Photo6/4/24report
It looks very fun to do I bet the ball gag hurted after a while and of course the tieing up don't you worry I am sure that the special someone won't gag you or tie you up unless you really needed it
Photo6/4/24report
Would love to see what your beard and hair looked like before you did this but woof I bet it felt very good.
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Photo6/4/24report
You look very good like a very good teddy bear expley for someone special. I love your beard and long hair by the way
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Photo6/4/24report
I so would love to kiss that face right now . Then I could be covered in it just like you
Photo6/4/24report
Now who hit you with that pie i said it was for my face. But you look great anyway
Photo: Overfilling my undies6/4/24report
I definitely need it in my face
Photo: Exactly what a big loser deserves!6/4/24report
Is it going in my face
Photo: Exactly what a big loser deserves!6/4/24report
Now who's do you want to join you.
Photo: Getting ready for fun! :)6/3/24report
You look very good now if you just covers the rest of your body you would like a mummy
Photo6/3/24report
Woof. Please tell us all you were not planning on shaving your legs
Photo6/3/24report
Woof how many cans did it take to do this
Photo6/3/24report
May I join you. Your on very hot shaving cream man.but you did get it in your eye I bet it burned.
Photo6/3/24report
You look so yummy and amazing. Man I so would love to taste you right now. Andy thanks for reminding me I have to go to the store to get some chocolate frosting
Photo6/3/24report
And they say that chocolate frosting is good for the skin and hair. May I get a big giant lick Alan of course before you take it off
Photo: Any ideas for more sessions?6/3/24report
I love your chocolate Mohawk was it very hard to get off your hair and beard?; I bet that the special person really likes this look on you and your beard of course
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Photo: I love a chocolate Mohawk!6/3/24report
I don't think you need more sweetness and I am sure that the special someone don't either
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Photo: Need more sweetness!6/3/24report
Nicely done Alan like they always say it's not easy being green
Photo: Even covered my smelly pits6/3/24report
Alan no your not a loser your my loser
Photo: Look at this loser6/3/24report
It looks like you had fun. Now the question remains are you a friendly halk or a mean halk? Halk smash brother I think that your the friendly halk
Photo: What a stooge6/3/24report
What kind of pies and were are they going I wonder hopefully both of our faces
Photo: National pie day!!!6/3/24report
Alan I love your photos and videos so pick quite a few of the photos and 9 videos for me and you to recreate so when I come see you we have something to look forward to don't worry I won't put a pie in this face oh wait I think I will splat happy belated birthday I just put your birthday cake in your face
Photo: Any takers?6/3/24report
How did you get frosted what kind was it
Photo: Frosted!6/3/24report
I'm so very happy and excited that your beard stayed and you got your hair cut it looks amazing
Photo: Fresh cut6/3/24report
I like your hair cut yay I see you didn't get rid of your beard
Photo: Fresh cut6/3/24report
It's in the eyes again. What are you getting rid of your facial hair? It looks like your getting ready to have a shave
Photo: Shaving cream6/3/24report
It looks like a very awesome feeling it looks so yummy on you great smile by the way
Photo: Awesome feeling!6/3/24report
You look like a very yummy cake what flavor are you. I love your smile by the way
Photo: Smile for the camera6/3/24report
You look so yummy you have some in your eyes
Photo: Totally covered!6/3/24report
You look amazing but you got some in your eyes did you mean to do that if not let me grab the towel and wipe it away from your eyes
Photo: So amazing6/3/24report
It looks so amazing I bet it feels so amazing
Photo: So amazing6/3/24report
May I help you clean up
Photo: Totally covered from head to toe!6/3/24report
I have some ideas for me and you to do together Alan their very fun and very yummy and messy but for us to do together
User: bigal55555556/3/24report
Man I sure definitely would love a big giant lick and a big giant kiss from that sexy face I bet it gives very good messy kisses and tastes even better I think I'll have a big giant lick of it and maybe even a little nibble of it did I just hear someone say no man that nibble was good now time for the big giant lick I think I'll do the forehead around the eyes and the lips man was that tasty oh look their is a person I better call my buddy Alan he said that he's not sure who it is and to put yummy chocolate frosting all over his face man does he look very yummy and messy in it
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Photo: Covered face6/3/24report
You look very yummy in this picture what kind of pie was it
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Photo: 05. Pie to the face6/3/24report
Hey you have something other than your hand and frosting on you you have my on you I'm ready to have a very big taste of you man you tasted so yummy oh theirs a man in my frosting I better call my buddy poidog101 and see if he knows what to do oh he said that I got the wrong kind I should have brought the regular version not the kind with the man on front of it I guess I'll have to invite him over and put it on him man he looks so yummy and very fun and cuddly I think I'll eat him up and cuddle with him like he looked all clean but maybe Ill add some birthday cake to his face first
Photo: 1. Frosting6/3/24report
You look very yummy in chocolate sauce may I have a giant hug and have a giant taste of what you taste like
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Photo: 4. Second bottle of chocolate sauce.6/3/24report
Don't I look good sillystooge you missed your face
Photo6/3/24report
What no pies
Photo6/3/24report
Congratulations on wammer
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User: Muddybuck6/3/24report
I was right you do look good in a mud mask but your spouse to put it on your whole entire face not just part of it your body looks good in it to I think that I need to come to Spain and really mud up your face and head make you look like a mud monster just like some people do on here with clay
Photo6/2/24report
Would love a nice dip in your mud bath with you you look good in it but you sure are missing something oh I definitely know what that is it's a mud mask I bet you look good in one woof
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Photo6/2/24report
You look very yummy and scared that something bad might happen to you I guess you will have to wait and see what I have up my sleeve for you
Photo6/2/24report
Man this human hot dog tasted so very very yummy oh wait their is a good looking man in my hot dog bun and here I thought I was eating a regular hot dog I guess I have to call my buddy bigal and see if he knows anything about it or what to do with it.

Love it Alan keep up the good work
Video: Becoming a Human Hotdog6/2/24report
May I have a bite or even a lick
Video: Becoming a Human Hotdog6/2/24report
Is that a chocolate mask by the way brother if so I want it on my face please I so would love to kiss you all covered in chocolate and of course lick you clean now were did I put the stawberrys at of that's right I have feed them to you before this happened oh well maybe next time
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Photo: Covered face6/2/24report
My I have a lick Alan your super good looking in all of your photos
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Photo: Covered face6/2/24report
You look very yummy in green paint just like a army man I bet you would need some assistance with taking the paint off and possibly even painting your back im glad that your hair stayed spiked up did it stay like that forever until the paint came off man what I wouldn't do to get a big giant kiss from this army man I love your goatee by the way sir I bet your body looked very good painted to sir sit down I'll help you with your back and body sir woof very hot
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Photo: 1st time with paint6/2/24report
Now who put a pie in your bed with you I wonder where it's going to end up going to what kind of pie was it I wonder I bet it tasted yummy
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Photo: The before…5/31/24report
I'm not sure who got the best of this you both look good in cake
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Video: Birthday Revenge5/31/24report
I have a special surprise in store for you once you take off your glasses
Photo5/28/24report
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