Good idea. Stay away from the flour and water. I had a friend who did it when she was much younger and didn't know better. She couldn't get all of the flour balls out of her hair and finally had to get it cut. I was so happy she had told me this when I had to take a bag of flour over my head as a forfeit. I poured the flour over my head first, before the eggs and custard. I shook out as much of the flour as I possibly could before taking a shower and then the other things I had to do. I shudder to think of what the mess might have been if my hair was already wet and I added eggs and custard to it with the flour. Take my advice and you can't go wrong. CHOCOLATE! LOL! :D :D :D :love: :love: :love:
Photo: I can't stand the urge to get dirty 😂7/12/23report
Hee hee hee Hee hee hee Hee hee hee. But she'll have to wait. I am out of Wams right now.
Oh, maybe I shouldn't have said that. You don't think she'll take advantage of me, do you? :ohno:
Thanks WildThang. I can't wait to see it. And tell Kate, "hi" for me. Tell her that I haven't forgotten the last time she Wammed me. I will get my messy revenge. LOL!
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Photo: I love ruining leather with my Pies7/6/23report
Yes, I agree with Subslime. She is a very lucky person. Whatever, I am glad she was able to get you forego your reluctance to use chocolate. You looked absolutely amazing. :) :kiss: :thumbsup: :love:
What is wrong with this world. I finally go to bed, after working all night, and I wake up to find three beautiful women have WAMMED me. First, Hikari gets completely covered in chocolate and then gives me a big hug. Hikari, if you did that, you would feel a big stiff poke along about where your waist is. Then Wam Bagheera Studio dumps me into a big vat of warm chocolate pudding. Well Bagheera, you know where that will lead to. I WILL yank your ass in that muck with me. And that big stiffy that Hikari started would turn into a full out erection. And then there is my long-time friend Brattyshortcakes. She gets completed covered from head to toe in mud. And she gives me a hug, too. About the only thing I like as much as chocolate is mud! HA!
Hi everyone. I'm back. And you know me. It's all about the mud! Ha! Or the chocolate! Or the mud and the chocolate, though I haven't done one of those yet!
My new friend, Bagheera has come to our messy world here at the UMD, and she is amazing. She did a really messy custom for me, using copious amounts of chocolate. And I got to write the story. Ha! "THIS MEANS WAR: A Chocolate Lover's Delight" is full of twists and turns, and of course one very messy Latino bombshell. I hope hope you like the story. Tonight, at midnight Bagheera will have the video for sale on her store. I highly recommend this video.
You just left a nice opening for my second round of chocolate muck. HA!. The first round, or course, would have been a chocolate pudding pie to your beautiful face. But that target there, is inviting a very large bowl of chocolate sauce to be poured into that glorious junction where right breast meets left boob. LOL! :kiss: :loveeyes: :love:
OH Irina, I love that picture. It would be so much better if chocolate pudding covered your beautiful face. Maybe next time you'll do that. Ha! :) :D :kiss: :loveeyes: :love:
OH Bagheera! I am so going to love watching you get trashed. And you know how much I love chocolate. Oh Wow, just wait until next time. Ha! x-D :D ;P :thumbsup:
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Good, then that meant you couldn't see that big, gooey, chocolate cake that I smushed into your face. :splosh: :splosh: :splosh: Ha! :-P :D :thumbsup:
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Photo: What substance do you think I will destroy this?6/21/23report
Oh Chloe, that is such a beautiful dress on a beautiful woman. It might look better wet, but it definitely would look better covered in chocolate. As long as you were in it. LOL! :kiss: :loveeyes: :love: :love: :love:
Photo: Would this look better wet, do you think? 6/20/23report
Oh Chloe. I love that outfit. Although orange is my favorite color, I love blue, too. Especially that blue and especially when it's soaking wet and on you. LOL! :D :thumbsup: :kiss: :love:
It's been a long time coming, but I just posted my latest story, "Oh What a Tangled Web We Weave: A Lost Bet, Indeed!"
I wrote this story some time ago, for dormant and AimMePie to make a custom. Dormant likes to wait awhile after doing a custom before he puts it on his store. So I waited until he did so. I hope you like the story as much as I liked the scent that they produced for me. P.S. If you like chocolate, you will love seeing a chocolate covered AimMePie.
While I'm on the subject of chocolate-covered girls, if you haven't already purchased your copy of Brattyshortcakes, "I Told You So: Chocolate Heaven," I highly recommend it. The newcomer to UMD really did a great job of turning my story into a video worth having.
YES! But then you guys get into an argument, which turns into a tit-for-tat pie fight and leads to even messier stuff. Read my Tit-fo-Tat blogs for ideas. Ha! :love:
Kate, I think you look fantastic with your hair longer. Although, I must say, I have wondered how long it took to clean it after your last messiness. LOL! :D :kiss: :love:
Ah Creamie. You look fantastic. I sure wish I could have come to Vegas this year. I really wanted to meet you. And Darla, too! Perhaps next year. ;P :kiss: :love:
Photo: 14 Dress filled, wish there was more5/24/23report
I loved it, Hope. It's still not chocolate, but pink and green are better than always vanilla. Ha!
And I do love that V-neck dress. This is up there with the mega-chocolate sceen that you posted the picture to many months ago. I do wish I could see a video of it. YOu look amazing but there is no volume with the pics or gifs. I would love to be able to hear what you are saying. :D :thumbsup: :kiss: :loveeyes: :love: :love: :love: :love: