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Amazing. You are absolutely stunning in all that chocolate. I love a woman who loves to play in chocolate. I also, loved your short video of you covered in mud. I hope you will consider doing a full movie in the mud, too! :) ;P :D :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :kiss: :loveeyes: :love: :love: :kiss: :love:
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Photo7/23/23report
OH I Love it. That is the way I will always remember MessQueen. I want to see that video. Ha! :) ;P :D :thumbsup: :kiss: :loveeyes: :love:
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Photo7/21/23report
Yeah, But When! And I'll help you squeeze out all that green slime. Hee Hee Hee! :D :kiss: :love:
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Photo: watch out sexy slime is on its way😈7/21/23report
What is going on. Is there a purple moon or something. Since yesterday, I have had five beautiful women gang up and WAM me. I'm feeling a lot of love out there. LOL!
User: vols4everus7/20/23report
I love you in chocolate, MessQueen.

But you did look pretty good in that mud, too. Do you think you will ever do another mud sceen, perhaps a full video with multiple angles? :D :thumbsup: :kiss: :loveeyes: :love:
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Photo7/20/23report
OH MessQueen, I just love you int all that chocolate. A Chocolate-Covered MessQueen is the best kind. LOL! :) :thumbsup:
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I love you in chocolate, the best, MessQueen! :thumbsup: :kiss: :love:
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Yeah, WOW doesn't do it justice. MessQueen, that is a portrait to KEEP! Thanks for sharing. I am so happy that you guys decided to open a store here. I can't wait to see more of you in chocolate. :thumbsup: :) :kiss: :loveeyes: :love:
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Photo7/20/23report
Well, someone must not have liked my last story, "Silly Lilly the Sillybitch: Can't Win for Losing: Part 2 The Rematch." They gave me a rating of only 1 heart.
User: vols4everus7/19/23report
Fantastic. Absolutely amazing. But . . .

Where's the chocolate? LOL! :) :D :thumbsup:
x-D :D :kiss: :loveeyes: :love: :love: :love:
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Photo7/19/23report
OH Hikari, With that black bra and your beautiful boobs, I think I would have liked it better if you had taken off the cardigan before doing the scene. Ha! :D :thumbsup: :kiss: :love: :love:
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Scene: Hikari Wrapped up in a Big Mess of Ketchup and Mustard7/19/23report
OH Wow! You are such a mess. Normally I don't care for savory, but all I can say is WOW x about a million. LOL! :D :thumbsup: :kiss: :loveeyes: :love:
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Photo: ruining my fancy outfit7/19/23report
Well, Lord have mercy. YOU actually took the mustard, too! LOL! :splosh: :splosh: x-D x-D :-P :-P :D :D :thumbsup:
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But, where's the chocolate?
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Photo: now comes the best 😃7/18/23report
Scrumptious! Yum, Yum, I would love to help you clean that off. Ha! Is that you, Bagheera? LOL! :D :thumbsup: :D x-D :D

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Photo: mmm strawberry, one of my favorites7/18/23report
Ha! Some people are just gluttons for pain. LOL! Who is this? :splosh: :splosh: :D :thumbsup: :love: :love: :love:
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Photo: now comes the best 😃7/18/23report
So, it's still too long. That sucks. This is the third part of my posting. Again, sorry for the confusion.

Sillybitch liked the story so much that she asked me to write another one for her. It has taken quite some time to write the story and then get it the way I wanted. But now, I finally have the finished form and am ready to upload it to my Blog section on UMD. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing the story. Sillybitch, this is for you! :)
User: vols4everus7/16/23report
So, my original post was about 400 characters longer than I am allowed to post, so I had to break it in half. This is actually the second part. Sorry for the confusion.

Sillybitch told me of 'some' of the things she had done in the past, and some of the messes. Then she told me to add whatever I wanted to. So I did. Another friend of mine had gotten really trashed when the University of Georgia defeated the University of Alabama for the NCAA championship a few years ago. She had given me the list of all the different things she had been obligated to do. I used a lot of those. LOL! And I had a blast writing that story. It was a year ago, on July 8, 2022 that I posted "Silly Lilly the Sillybitch: Can't Win for Losing."
User: vols4everus7/16/23report
Hi everyone. Last year, my friend, sillybitch asked me to write a story for her. Sillybitch is a wonderful person and she loves to take dares that involve her wearing some strange items of clothing, plus getting really messy. Ha! I had a lot of fun with writing the story.
User: vols4everus7/16/23report
Wow! I would love to be there with you, right now, Bagheera! :splosh: :splosh:
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Photo7/16/23report
Well, Bratty, if he's like me, he's just happy to see you. LOL! That reminds me of a movie I saw back in the 80s. The woman said to the guy, "is that a pepperoni or are you just happy to see me. Wherein, the guy actually pulls out a pepperoni. HA. He was a pizza delivery guy. LOL! :thumbsup:
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Photo7/15/23report
Ha! It is, if it gets in your eyes. LOL! I hope she kept her eyes shut the entire time. And as I mentioned before, I noticed you didn't get any mustard on "your" pretty face. LOL! :D ;P :kiss: :love:
Photo: the smell of mustard inspires me☺️7/15/23report
YEah, but you look so lovely, Cole. Ha! Where have you been, lately! :D ;P :kiss: :love:
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Photo: A not happy Australian7/14/23report
Good idea. Stay away from the flour and water. I had a friend who did it when she was much younger and didn't know better. She couldn't get all of the flour balls out of her hair and finally had to get it cut. I was so happy she had told me this when I had to take a bag of flour over my head as a forfeit. I poured the flour over my head first, before the eggs and custard. I shook out as much of the flour as I possibly could before taking a shower and then the other things I had to do. I shudder to think of what the mess might have been if my hair was already wet and I added eggs and custard to it with the flour. Take my advice and you can't go wrong. CHOCOLATE! LOL! :D :D :D :love: :love: :love:
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Photo7/14/23report
Ha! That's why I said you should use chocolate. Lots and lots of chocolate! :D :-P :-P :D :thumbsup:
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Photo7/14/23report
Yes you are. You both are. But I notice she is the one that has the mustard on her face. HA! ;P :D :kiss: :love:
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Photo: I love messy 💕7/14/23report
OH I love the way you shake that ASS, newt333. Ha! :) :P :D :thumbsup:
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Photo7/13/23report
Ha! But I noticed you didn't pour it on your face. LOL! Tsk Tsk Tsk!
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Photo: I can't stand the urge to get dirty 😂7/12/23report
Hee hee hee Hee hee hee Hee hee hee. But she'll have to wait. I am out of Wams right now.
Oh, maybe I shouldn't have said that. You don't think she'll take advantage of me, do you? :ohno:
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Photo7/12/23report
Thanks WildThang. I can't wait to see it. And tell Kate, "hi" for me. Tell her that I haven't forgotten the last time she Wammed me. I will get my messy revenge. LOL!
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Photo7/12/23report
Yes, you do. It would have been better if that had been a chocolate pie, but still, you look beautiful. :) :P :D :thumbsup:
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Photo: look cute with foot on face 👅7/12/23report
Looking good, real good. Ha! But you would look better covered in chocolate or mud! LOL! :) :D :thumbsup: :kiss: :love:
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When will this be coming out, WildThang? :love:
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OH, Kate, you are the best. Especially when you are covered in chocolate. LOL! :D :thumbsup: :love:
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I love a woman in chocolate. LOL! :thumbsup: :D :kiss: :love:
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Photo: https://umd.net/download_info/1st-time-slime7/12/23report
Did it burn!
Photo: se ve increíble😂7/12/23report
Ha! Not if she got that mustard in her eyes. I've accidently gotten mustard in my eyes. it stings. :love:
Photo: se ve increíble😂7/12/23report
That's a good start. Now just fill it the rest of the way, and then smash it in her face. HA! And you can blame it on me. :) :D :love:
Photo7/12/23report
OH, I so love you, Bagherra. You really know how to make me happy. LOL!
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Photo: Muuaackk7/12/23report
I love this photo. :thumbsup: :D :kiss: :love:
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Very nice picture. :) :thumbsup: :kiss:
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Looks like you had a good time. You should try chocolate next time. :thumbsup: :D :kiss:
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Photo: 2nd Time WAM Session <37/12/23report
OH Bagheera, I love it. :) :D :thumbsup: :kiss: :loveeyes: :love: :love: :love:
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Photo: Ready for dunk head7/12/23report
Congratulations on your latest WOTD award. When you win the award, you TRULY deserve it. You don't have to resort to tricks in order to get the award!
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User: Brattyshortcakes7/10/23report
Did you get any of the chocolate pies in your face? LOL!
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Photo: that rich chocolate 🤤7/8/23report
OH, you mean Vanessa, right? :splosh: :splosh: x-D :D :thumbsup: :love:
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Photo: that rich chocolate 🤤7/8/23report
OH that is so good. I absolutely adore this photo. Who is the lucky recipient? :kiss: :loveeyes: :love:
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Photo: that rich chocolate 🤤7/8/23report
Yeah, i do. And of course all that lovely chocolate sauce over their heads first. Haha! :) :D :thumbsup: :kiss: :love:
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Photo: Who votes for messy wrestling?7/7/23report
I think payback is in order. LOL! :D
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Photo: you are making fun of me 🔥7/6/23report
Love it, Paoli. I can't wait to see you mix it up with Hikari in the mud. Ha! And all over little ole me. :-P :D :kiss: :loveeyes: :love:
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Photo: slime 👅7/6/23report
Oh, I can't wait to see that one. Wow! :D ;P :thumbsup:
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Photo: New scene! Premieres tomorrow 00:00 ;)7/6/23report
OH SHIT. I hope you didn't get any of that mustard in your eyes. It hurts. Ha! :D :kiss: :love:
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Photo: I love new experiences 👌7/6/23report
If only I were there. You would ALREADY be wearing that pie. LOL! :-P :D :kiss: :love:
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Photo: I love ruining leather with my Pies7/6/23report
Can't wait. And I'm sure you'll make her "eat mud." LOL! :D :love:
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Photo: she liked pink 😍7/6/23report
I love it. And I can't wait to see what she will look like covered in mud! x-D :D :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :kiss: :loveeyes: :love: :love: :love:
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Photo: she liked pink 😍7/6/23report
Yeah, But I would rather ruin your leather with chocolate pudding. Ha! :D :kiss: :loveeyes: :love:
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Photo: I love ruining leather with my Pies7/6/23report
Yes, I agree with Subslime. She is a very lucky person. Whatever, I am glad she was able to get you forego your reluctance to use chocolate. You looked absolutely amazing. :) :kiss: :thumbsup: :love:
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Photo: I made this for a special IRL person :)7/5/23report
WE win! Ha! :D :thumbsup: :love:
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Photo: Layla vs Mabel, who wins?7/5/23report
I love a messy Hikari. LOL! x-D :D :thumbsup:
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Photo: It was a while ago and what a great time7/4/23report
I love you in that chocolate! :kiss: :love:
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Photo: Screenshot from a gift to an IRL friend :)7/4/23report
Okay. Now that's better. LOL! About 4 more buckets over your head, and I will be satisfied. Ha!
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Photo: Screenshot from a gift to an IRL friend :)7/3/23report
Works for me! Ha! :D ;P :thumbsup:
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Photo: Hi, nice to meet you. I'm Paoli. 💋7/2/23report
Ha! Well we could always flip a coin to see who wins. Hee hee hee Hee hee hee. :-P ;P
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Photo: Hi, nice to meet you. I'm Paoli. 💋7/2/23report
Hi Paoli. Nice to meet you, too! So what do YOU think about my idea of you and Hikari getting into a big mudfight over a boy. LOL! :) ;P :kiss: :love:
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Photo: Hi, nice to meet you. I'm Paoli. 💋7/2/23report
OH, I just said "what is wrong with this world?" LOL! NOT A SINGLE THING! Ha!
User: vols4everus7/2/23report
What is wrong with this world. I finally go to bed, after working all night, and I wake up to find three beautiful women have WAMMED me. First, Hikari gets completely covered in chocolate and then gives me a big hug. Hikari, if you did that, you would feel a big stiff poke along about where your waist is. Then Wam Bagheera Studio dumps me into a big vat of warm chocolate pudding. Well Bagheera, you know where that will lead to. I WILL yank your ass in that muck with me. And that big stiffy that Hikari started would turn into a full out erection. And then there is my long-time friend Brattyshortcakes. She gets completed covered from head to toe in mud. And she gives me a hug, too. About the only thing I like as much as chocolate is mud! HA!
User: vols4everus7/2/23report
I agree, WAMOptimist93. Jayce we are waiting for you. LOL! :kiss: :loveeyes: :love:
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User: Jayce7/1/23report
HaHaHa! :D :thumbsup: :love:
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Photo: Waiting for you Bobby ;)6/30/23report
Ha! And the first chocolate pie is meer seconds away. LOL! :-P x-D :D :love:
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Photo: Waiting for you Bobby ;)6/30/23report
Hi everyone. I'm back. And you know me. It's all about the mud! Ha! Or the chocolate! Or the mud and the chocolate, though I haven't done one of those yet!

My new friend, Bagheera has come to our messy world here at the UMD, and she is amazing. She did a really messy custom for me, using copious amounts of chocolate. And I got to write the story. Ha! "THIS MEANS WAR: A Chocolate Lover's Delight" is full of twists and turns, and of course one very messy Latino bombshell. I hope hope you like the story. Tonight, at midnight Bagheera will have the video for sale on her store. I highly recommend this video.
User: vols4everus6/30/23report
Wow, Hope! Looks like you guys had a REALLY good time. Ha! :D ;P :kiss: :loveeyes: :love: :love: :love: :love:
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Photo: A preview of how the game ended6/29/23report
Wow, Hope! I would have liked to have been in that game! :) :-P :D :thumbsup: :kiss: :love:
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OH poor pitiful Sophie. But I think she needs to get some chcolaty payback on YOU, Bagheera! Ha! :love:
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Photo: Who's next?6/28/23report
You just left a nice opening for my second round of chocolate muck. HA!. The first round, or course, would have been a chocolate pudding pie to your beautiful face. But that target there, is inviting a very large bowl of chocolate sauce to be poured into that glorious junction where right breast meets left boob. LOL! :kiss: :loveeyes: :love:
Photo6/27/23report
OH Irina, I love that picture. It would be so much better if chocolate pudding covered your beautiful face. Maybe next time you'll do that. Ha! :) :D :kiss: :loveeyes: :love:
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Photo6/25/23report
Loved it. Now if, only that entire pool had been filled with sloppy, brown, mud. Ha! :thumbsup: :D :kiss: :loveeyes: :love: :love: :love:
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Scene: Kate Gets Wet in Black Prom Dress6/23/23report
So do I, Hikari. So do I. But what I love more, is seeing you looking like that. :) :D :thumbsup: :kiss: :loveeyes: :love:
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Photo: I love what I feel6/22/23report
Yeah, but I loved it better when you took the chocolate. Ha! :D ;P :love:
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Photo: Slippery Feet, I love it!6/22/23report
Hee Hee hee hee! Sure we are. I was VERY satisfied when you did those last two customs for me. HA! :D ;P :kiss: :love:
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Photo: More..? ;-)6/22/23report
YES! MORE, MORE, MORE!
But I still think you and that green dress would look better covered in Hershey's chocolate syrup! Ha! :D :kiss: :love:
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Photo: More..? ;-)6/22/23report
OH Bagheera! I am so going to love watching you get trashed. And you know how much I love chocolate. Oh Wow, just wait until next time. Ha! x-D :D ;P :thumbsup:
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Photo: Who voted for Chocolate?? LOL6/21/23report
Good, then that meant you couldn't see that big, gooey, chocolate cake that I smushed into your face. :splosh: :splosh: :splosh: Ha! :-P :D :thumbsup:
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Photo: ooh! I can not see 🎂6/21/23report
MUD! Plenty of dark brown, sloppy, mud! Ha! :D ;P :kiss:
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Photo: What substance do you think I will destroy this?6/21/23report
Oh Chloe, that is such a beautiful dress on a beautiful woman. It might look better wet, but it definitely would look better covered in chocolate. As long as you were in it. LOL! :kiss: :loveeyes: :love: :love: :love:
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Photo: Would this look better wet, do you think? 6/20/23report
Oh Chloe. I love that outfit. Although orange is my favorite color, I love blue, too. Especially that blue and especially when it's soaking wet and on you. LOL! :D :thumbsup: :kiss: :love:
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Photo6/20/23report
I love the pictures. Now, I can't wait to see the video. :thumbsup: :D :kiss: :love:
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Well, none of us are perfect. Ha! Next time, I'm sure you'll do better. :love:
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Ah Mrs CC. I just love your new profile picture. Wish I had been there that day. LOL!
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User: custardcouple6/15/23report
It's been a long time coming, but I just posted my latest story, "Oh What a Tangled Web We Weave: A Lost Bet, Indeed!"
I wrote this story some time ago, for dormant and AimMePie to make a custom. Dormant likes to wait awhile after doing a custom before he puts it on his store. So I waited until he did so. I hope you like the story as much as I liked the scent that they produced for me. P.S. If you like chocolate, you will love seeing a chocolate covered AimMePie.

While I'm on the subject of chocolate-covered girls, if you haven't already purchased your copy of Brattyshortcakes, "I Told You So: Chocolate Heaven," I highly recommend it. The newcomer to UMD really did a great job of turning my story into a video worth having.
User: vols4everus6/15/23report
I am so sorry to hear that. I did not know when I posted on your mud video from 2015. I wish you the best! :love: :love: :love:
User: YourMessyGirl6/14/23report
Hi. I would so love to see you do another mud video, perhaps a bit longer this time. LOL! :kiss: :loveeyes: :love:
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Too bad, she didn't fall in. HA! :love:
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WOW! That girl looks familiar. LOL! :D :P :splosh: :splosh: :splosh:
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Photo: Action shot!6/14/23report
OH, I REALLY want to see this one. Did you get Brattyshortckaes to pie Kate? Ha! :D :D :D :kiss: :loveeyes: :love: :love: :love:
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Photo6/14/23report
I love it when they look up at the wrong time. Haha haha haha! :D :love: :love:
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I love that outfit. I can't wait to see it get trashed. LOL! I hope you used chocolate, too! :kiss: :loveeyes: :love:
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Wow! What do I love more than chocolate-coated bunny? A chocolated-covered Kate! LOL! :D :kiss: :loveeyes: :love: :love: :love:
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Happy Birthday, Darla! And just for your special day, I added something special! LOL! :splosh: :splosh: :splosh: :splosh: :D :D :D

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User: Darla DeVour6/11/23report
OH CHLOE! You know how much I love you in chocolate. LOL! ;P :thumbsup:
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Photo: Action shot!6/9/23report
But you don't have to clean up, Forfun. I think you look just fine the way you are. Haha! :) :) :D :thumbsup: :kiss: :love:
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Photo6/8/23report
OH Hikari, you look so good. I can't wait to see the video. :thumbsup: :kiss: :love:
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Photo: pink mess6/8/23report
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