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@soggyaz: Nobody wants to see me looking like THAT!!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
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@soggyaz: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :splosh:
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@foodplay: MY SUIT THOUGH!!!!!! IT'S RUINED!!!! :miserable:
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@alwayssuited2: IT'S ALL SLIMY!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :splosh: :miserable: :miserable:
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@mlwis2000: Just keep the fruit-pelting from happening, Old Sport. That's all I ask.
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@mlwis2000: I heard about that ridiculous attraction for homecoming...I'll give them a half hour and not a minute more...There now be a good underling and go set that up, Old Sport. And make sure they know their contraption had better not interfere with the line of my suit. I plan on dressing to impress.
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@mlvis2000: ONE PHONE CALL WILL KILL THAT STORY...IF THEY EVER WANT TO SEE ANOTHER CHECK AGAIN!!! :miffed: :miffed: :miffed: :miffed: :miffed:
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@mlvis2000: !!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: You wouldn't dare!!!
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@mlwis: It simply isn't done, Old Sport!!!! :wahhh: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh:!!!!!!
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@preppymess42: It. Did. NOT!!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
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@Messyboi319: UNGRATEFUL BRATS IS RIGHT!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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@alwayssuited2: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :miffed:!!!
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@soggyaz: I am NOT YOUR SWEET ANYTHING!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:...RUINED!!!! :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:
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@soggyaz: THIS WAS ONCE A WHITE SUIT!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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@soggyaz: very funny..........................NOT!!!! THIS WAS A DESIGNER SUIT!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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@Lumberjack:: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$%^*#$&^*/*%#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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@hoveactually: IT'S A MESS!!! I'M A MESS!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
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@Lumberjack: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
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@Lumberjack: A) very funny...NOT!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: and 2) Don't vie anyone any more ideas!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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@Lumberjack: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad:...speaking of DUNCES THOUGH, what do you mean exacty byt "t9", Old Sport?!?!? :thumbsup: :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha:
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@Slaps: That's just hilarious...NOT!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
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@morepies2: IT WAS LIKE AN OIL SLICK FOR MY HARD-SOLED SPATS!!! :miserable: :splosh: :splosh: :splosh: :splosh: :miserable:
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@alwayssuited2: THAT'S NOT HELPING!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:
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alwayssuited2: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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@alwayssuited2: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
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@hoveactually: I AM NOT HERE TO BE THE BUTT OF YOUR COLLECTIVE JOKE!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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@GUNGEEXEC: I AM A HANDSOME AND GLORIOUS MAN!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
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@PetraTied: I don't think you have my best interests at heart!!!! :miserable:
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@Lumberjack: I thought I was getting revenge!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
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@hoveactually: NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! (stomps feet) :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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@hoveactually: :wahhh: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
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@hoveactually: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: BUT I AM THE HERO!!!!
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@Lumberjack: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:UGH!!!! YOU'RE SEEING IT NOW!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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@Lumberjack: IT'S NOT FUNNY!!! :gettingmad:
MY NICE, EXPENSIVE FANCY SUIT TROUSERS RUINED !!! :mad: RUINED!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:!!!!!!!!
MY NICE, EXPENSIVE FANCY SUIT TROUSERS RUINED !!! :mad: RUINED!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:!!!!!!!!
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@Lumberjack: I AM CLEVER AND SOPHISTICATED!! LOOK AT THAT SMART SUIT!!!! :miffed:
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@Lumberjack: YOU would think that...dumb lumberjack. :miserable:
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@soggyaz: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@soggyaz: :mad:
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@Lumberjack: IN YOUR DREAMS, LUJACK!!!!! :miffed: :miffed: :miffed:
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@Dms85: In the first I was ordered to self-gunge by a Dom for my alleged "vanity"...whatever?!?!?!
In the 2nd I was SET UP!!! Was supposed to be sitting for an official portrait ...aholes!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
AND NEITHER IS FUNNY!!!!! :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:
In the 2nd I was SET UP!!! Was supposed to be sitting for an official portrait ...aholes!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
AND NEITHER IS FUNNY!!!!! :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:
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@soggyaz: Very funny... NOT!!!! :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad:
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@alwayssuitd2: I AM THE VICTIM NOT THE VILLAIN!!!! NOT THE STOOGE!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:...and let's not pretend you don't present your own challenges! :miffed:
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@PCE: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
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@PCE: SAYS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: WHAT DO YOU KNOW!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:!!!!!!
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@ClassyCasual: It's an OUTRAGE!!!!!!!! AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
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@PCE:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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PCE: It's JAMES YOU IDIOT!!!!JAMES YOU IMBECILE YOU FOOL!!!!!
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@Dms85: And I looked so good before!!! SO POSH!!!!! :miserable: IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!!! :miserable: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:
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@PCE: THOSE COUNT AS WORDS!!!!...AND YOU TAKE THAT EMOJI BACK!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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@dMS85: HEY!!!!!!! :miserable: I AM A HANDSOME AND GLORIOUS MAN!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
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@PCE: I don't think I AM better than everyone else...I KNOW IT!!!!!! :miffed: :miffed: :miffed:
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@magicwam35: It's an OUTRAGE! I am an important executive! It is imperative that I look smart always!!!
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@magicwam35: :wahhh: :wahhh: :miserable: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :wahhh: :miserable: :miserable: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :miserable: :miserable: IT'S NOT FAIR!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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@PCE: I'ts HUMILIATING!!!!!!! :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh:
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@magicwam35: Here is the video
https://umd.net/profile/i/cockysuit/section/videos/video/death-of-a-dinner-jacket-not-funny
and here is the story of how/why it happened!!!!!
https://umd.net/stories/i/pompous-windbag-gets-a-saucy-surprise/return/%2Fprofile%2Fi%2Fcockysuit%2Fsection%2Fblogs%2F
:gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :miserable: :splosh: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad:
https://umd.net/profile/i/cockysuit/section/videos/video/death-of-a-dinner-jacket-not-funny
and here is the story of how/why it happened!!!!!
https://umd.net/stories/i/pompous-windbag-gets-a-saucy-surprise/return/%2Fprofile%2Fi%2Fcockysuit%2Fsection%2Fblogs%2F
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@PCE: I am not a dunce!!!! UGH...MY SUIT!!!!! :splosh: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
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@PCE: YOU CAN'T READ?!?!?!?! :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad:
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It's not funny! Shut up!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :splosh:
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@soggyaz: The stench was BAD ENOUGH!!! Obliterated my DESIGNER COLOGNE!!!
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@PCE: :miserable: :splosh: :splosh: :splosh:
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@PCE, @alwayssuited2, @soggyaz: I'M COVERED IN POND SCUM!!!!!! :wahhh: :miserable: :splosh: :miserable:
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@alwayssuited2: And I had to endure taunts on the walk back to the car park from rednecks...ME!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
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@soggyaz: IT'S HORRIBLE...MY SUIT IS RUINED!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:
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@PCE: I don't want to talk about it!!! Stupid redneck hicks in their ripped jeans...making fun of ME...ME!!!!! :mad:
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@PCE: I had to walk back to the car-park like this on this god-forsaken rural road, with trucks, utility and off-road vehicles barreling by kicking up dust as their drivers yelled the foulest things out the window at me! ME!!!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :splosh:
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@WetMess61: IT'S NOT FUN...NOR FUNNY!!!!! I LOOK LIKE A JACKASS!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@alwayssuited2: I think it might have been a mistake to even ever so softly mutter "You. Wouldn't. Dare." :miserable:
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@soggyaz: I shall ignore your more course insults! Because I am a GENTLEMAN!!!...I did NOT "LOVE" IT!!!...OH! I GIVE UP!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :splosh:
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#GiveMEthePIE: I'll SUE!!!! And I'll wear AN EVEN BETTER, MORE EXPENSIVE SUIT TO COURT!!!! :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :miffed:
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@tunasandwich: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:
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@GiveMEthePIE: What difference would THAT make?!?!?! :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable:
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@soggyaz: I'M A HANDSOME AND GLORIOUS MAN!!!! WITH IMPECCABLE TASTE!!! :miffed: :miffed: :miffed:
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@PCE: F-U-C ...NO! I AM A GENTLEMAN, AND WILL NOT STOOP TO YOUR LEVEL OF OFFRONTERY!!!! IT AND YOU ARE BENEATH ME!!!! :miffed:
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@PCE: Look at my profile pic...vs....THIS!!!!!!! :-)...... :splosh: :splosh: :splosh:...... :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable:!!!!!
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