Comments by CockySuit

@tunasandwich: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh:

Photo: after10/31/24report

@Lumberjack: IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!! :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :miserable:

Video: Honky-tonk10/29/24report

@soggyaz: Cretin. :miffed:

Photo: IT STINKS!!! I STINK!!10/24/24report

@soggyaz: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Photo: IT STINKS!!! I STINK!!10/23/24report

@MIU2: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:

Photo: IT STINKS!!! I STINK!!10/22/24report

@messyrob17: That happened to me once from a driver like you! Went thru muddy construction runoff and drenched me in a thin coat of brown sludge!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:

Video: Splash10/19/24report

@Wet-stuff2m: They're just jealous of our sartorial splendor!!! :miserable:

Video: Splash10/19/24report

:D :D :D :D :D :D

Video: Armani Suit--Oct 202410/18/24report

@Lumberjack: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: Disco Bucket10/18/24report

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: I'm ALL WET!!!! :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :splosh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :splosh:

Video: Splash10/18/24report

@Dms85: :splosh: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :splosh:

Video: Disco Bucket10/15/24report

@soggyaz: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: Monday Morning Meltdown10/8/24report

@Dms85: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: No Smoking10/7/24report

@Lumberjack: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: No Smoking10/7/24report

@Dms85: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :mad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :mad:

Video: Monday Morning Meltdown10/7/24report

@Dms85: They are floral print silk briefs!!! And they are ruined!! And I HAVE A WEDGIE!! AND IT'S ALL SO GROSS AND ... NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: Monday Morning Meltdown10/7/24report

@Dms85: It's MY BEST SUIT!!!!

Photo: no smoking!10/7/24report

@Dms85: My beautiful suit...................SOGGY SWAMPY MESS!!!!! :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :splosh: :wahhh: :miserable:

Video: No More Kings... Happy July 4th, I Guess (whimpers)10/6/24report

@Dms85: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad:

Video: Narsitious?10/5/24report

:miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :splosh:

Video: Birthday Surprise, and Ensuing Tantrum10/4/24report

@Dms85: BUT BUT BUT!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:I WAS THE BIRTHDAY BOY!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: Birthday Surprise, and Ensuing Tantrum10/4/24report

@Dms85: All of my guests POINTED AND LAUGHED!!!!! :miserable:...at ME...ME!!!!!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:

Video: Birthday Surprise, and Ensuing Tantrum10/4/24report

@Dms85: I AM A GLORIOUS MAN!!! I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE MAN OF THE HOUR!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!! ON MY BIRTHDAY NO LESS!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: Birthday Surprise, and Ensuing Tantrum10/4/24report

@Lumberjack: So. Very. Glad...NOT!!!! :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad:

Video: Birthday Surprise, and Ensuing Tantrum10/3/24report

@soggyaz: I WAS SET UP!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: Birthday Surprise, and Ensuing Tantrum10/3/24report

@Lumberjack ............................................................................................................long! :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:

Photo: pushed in!9/29/24report

@mlwis2000: :gettingmad: :miffed: :miffed: :miffed:

Video: Game Over9/29/24report

@soggyaz: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: I WAS PUSHED!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:

Photo: pushed in!9/29/24report

@Lumberjack:

https://umd.net/profile/i/cockysuit/section/videos/video/splat-and-cry

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :splosh:

Photo: PUSHED IN!!! WHY?!?!?!?! 9/28/24report

@Lumberjack: !!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: Sick of This Shit!9/28/24report

@Lumberjack: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: Game Over9/28/24report

@Dms85: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:!!!!! :mad:

Video: Sick of This Shit!9/28/24report

@Dms85: hardy har har!!1 hilarious!!!...NOT!!! :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad:

Video: Game Over9/28/24report

@Dms85: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!! :miserable:I AM AN EXQUISITE, CLASSY, GENTLEMAN!!! I AM! I AM!!!! :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad:

Video: Game Over9/28/24report

@morepies_2: NO MORE!!!! :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:

Video: The Pies Have It9/28/24report

@soggyaz: MY SUIT!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:

Video: The Pies Have It9/28/24report

@dMS85: NO! NO! NO! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :splosh:

Photo: I scoff at your old, cold pasta9/28/24report

brilliant!

Photo9/28/24report

@Lumberjack: (stomps feet)...SHUT UP!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Photo: before...and after!9/27/24report

@Dms85: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:!!!!!

https://umd.net/profile/i/cockysuit/section/videos/video/smooth-jazz

Photo: seersucker suit bitches9/22/24report

I was always disappointed it wasn't Clark Kent who got it.

Photo9/22/24report

@Dms85: Jealous much?!?!? Of my suited studliness?!?!? 8-) You may now throw roses at my feet! :halo:

Photo: seersucker suit bitches9/22/24report

@preppymess42: Yes, yes it is. GOOD TASTE! 8-)

Photo: seersucker suit bitches9/22/24report

Um, I think you meant "your" Dude! It's just a fact: I AM A HANDSOME AND GLORIOUS ALPHA MALE SUIT STUD!!! I AM!!!!!

Photo: NOT DOWN THERE!!9/8/24report

@Gungybri: DITTO!!!! :loveeyes:

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@Dms85: I AM THE VICTIM HERE!!! COMPLETELY UNDESERVED...JUST BECAUSE I LOOK BETTER THAN THE REST OF YOU SCHLUBS!!!! I WEAR WHITE IMPECCABLY!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Photo: NOT DOWN THERE!!9/8/24report

@Dms85: My FANCY, PRISTINE, EXPENSIVE, DESIGNER TROUSERS!!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :splosh: :splosh: :splosh: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:

Photo: NOT DOWN THERE!!9/8/24report

@Dms85: THAT'S NOT FAIR PIEING A GUY DOWN THERE!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:

Photo: NOT DOWN THERE!!9/8/24report

@tunasanwich: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad:

Photo: I LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT!9/7/24report

@tunasandwich: What are you laughing at?!?!? :mad:

Photo: Just for uttering, "You. Wouldn't. Dare." 9/7/24report

@tunasandwich: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:

Photo: hit!9/7/24report

@tunasandwichL :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:

Photo: stuck9/7/24report

:thumbsup: :loveeyes: :loveeyes: :loveeyes:

Photo9/7/24report

@Dms85: Also, damn my basket looks FINE here! :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :D

and also...SHUT UP!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:

Photo: pristine9/7/24report

@Dms85: It is a) designer and 2) 100% of the FNEST HAND-SEWN SILK!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:... and don't give THESE RUFFIANS ANY IDEAS!!!! :miffed: :miffed: :miffed:

Photo: pristine9/7/24report

@Dms85: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad:

Video: Bachelor Auction Fakeout!9/7/24report

@jdredvegas: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:

Photo: MY SUIT!!! %*&%&*^*!!9/7/24report

@suitmess :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:

Photo: MY SUIT!!! %*&%&*^*!!9/7/24report

@Dms85: MY TUX IS RUINED!!! :wahhh: AND I LOOK LIKE A FOOL!! WHERE'S YOUR EMPATHY, MAN!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:

Video: Bachelor Auction Fakeout!9/7/24report

@soggyaz: Absolutely NOT desevred!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: Ready for His Closeup (pie 2)9/6/24report

@Lumberjack: Laugh it up now, Flannel Boy...you'll pay...YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS TREACHERY!!!! :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad:

Video: A Few Moments Later (long Form)9/5/24report

@Lumberjack: !!!!!!! WHEN WILL IT EVER BE ENOUGH!!! :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: I'M COMPLETELY COVERED IN PIE AND MOLASSES...LOOK AT MY SUIT!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: OH THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU CAN'T SEE ANY OF IT!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: A Few Moments Later (long Form)9/5/24report

@Dms85: It's not being "cocky" or whatever :miffed:, when one looks as well put-together, as sartorial splendid as I do, Old Sport. You wouldn't understand. ;-)

Video: A Few Moments Later (long Form)9/5/24report

@soggyaz: Nobody wants to see me looking like THAT!!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:

Video: A Few Moments Later (long Form)9/4/24report

@mlwis2000: Just keep the fruit-pelting from happening, Old Sport. That's all I ask.

Photo: !#^&%$/*&%$!!!#*%!!!9/4/24report

@mlwis2000: I heard about that ridiculous attraction for homecoming...I'll give them a half hour and not a minute more...There now be a good underling and go set that up, Old Sport. And make sure they know their contraption had better not interfere with the line of my suit. I plan on dressing to impress.

Photo: !#^&%$/*&%$!!!#*%!!!9/3/24report

@mlvis2000: ONE PHONE CALL WILL KILL THAT STORY...IF THEY EVER WANT TO SEE ANOTHER CHECK AGAIN!!! :miffed: :miffed: :miffed: :miffed: :miffed:

Photo: !#^&%$/*&%$!!!#*%!!!9/3/24report

@mlwis2000: :blush: :blush: :blush:

Photo: !#^&%$/*&%$!!!#*%!!!9/3/24report

@mlvis2000: !!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: You wouldn't dare!!!

Photo: !#^&%$/*&%$!!!#*%!!!9/3/24report

@mlwis: It simply isn't done, Old Sport!!!! :wahhh: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh: :wahhh: :miserable: :wahhh:!!!!!!

Photo: SLIMED (from the archives)9/3/24report

@preppymess42: It. Did. NOT!!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:

Photo: SLIMED (from the archives)9/3/24report

@soggyaz "he" empahtically DOES NOT!

Photo: WHY ME?!?!? WHY ALWAYS ME?!?!9/2/24report

@Messyboi319: UNGRATEFUL BRATS IS RIGHT!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Photo: MY DESIGNER WHITE 3-PIECE SUIT!!!!9/2/24report

@morepies_2: NO!

Video: Molasses Too?!?!?!?!9/2/24report

@alwayssuited2: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :miffed:!!!

Photo: MY DESIGNER WHITE 3-PIECE SUIT!!!!9/2/24report

@egon...IT'S HUMILIATING!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:

Photo: MY DESIGNER WHITE 3-PIECE SUIT!!!!9/2/24report

@soggyaz: I am NOT YOUR SWEET ANYTHING!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:...RUINED!!!! :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:

Photo: Not Molasses TOO?!?!?!?9/2/24report

@soggyaz: THIS WAS ONCE A WHITE SUIT!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: Don't Just Stand There! Help ME!9/2/24report

@soggyaz: very funny..........................NOT!!!! THIS WAS A DESIGNER SUIT!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Photo: HELP ME OUT YOU IDIOTS!!!9/2/24report

@Lumberjack:: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$%^*#$&^*/*%#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: Splat! A Quick-Hit Medley9/2/24report

@hoveactually: IT'S A MESS!!! I'M A MESS!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:

Photo: MY DESIGNER WHITE 3-PIECE SUIT!!!!9/2/24report

Great!

Photo9/2/24report

@Lumberjack: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:

Video: But I'm an Alpha Male Suit Stud!9/2/24report

@Lumberjack: A) very funny...NOT!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: and 2) Don't vie anyone any more ideas!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: Molasses Too?!?!?!?!9/1/24report

@Lumberjack: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad:...speaking of DUNCES THOUGH, what do you mean exacty byt "t9", Old Sport?!?!? :thumbsup: :bahaha: :bahaha: :bahaha:

Video: But I'm an Alpha Male Suit Stud!9/1/24report

@Slaps: That's just hilarious...NOT!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: Molasses Too?!?!?!?!9/1/24report

@morepies2: IT WAS LIKE AN OIL SLICK FOR MY HARD-SOLED SPATS!!! :miserable: :splosh: :splosh: :splosh: :splosh: :miserable:

Video: Don't Just Stand There! Help ME!9/1/24report

@preppymess42: IT'S HUMILIATING!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:

Photo: noooooooo!9/1/24report

@alwayssuited2: THAT'S NOT HELPING!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :wahhh: :wahhh: :wahhh:

Photo: HELP ME OUT YOU IDIOTS!!!9/1/24report

alwayssuited2: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Photo: Cocky Suit Gets a Pie9/1/24report

@hoveactually: I AM NOT HERE TO BE THE BUTT OF YOUR COLLECTIVE JOKE!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: Don't Just Stand There! Help ME!8/31/24report

@Lumberjack: I AM A HANDSOME AND GLORIOUS MAN!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

Photo: noooooooo!8/31/24report

@Slaps: IT'S HUMILIATING!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:

Photo: noooooooo!8/31/24report

@GUNGEEXEC: I AM A HANDSOME AND GLORIOUS MAN!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

Photo: I am a handsome and glorious man!8/31/24report

@PetraTied: I don't think you have my best interests at heart!!!! :miserable:

Video: Don't Just Stand There! Help ME!8/31/24report

@Slaps: DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM!!!! :gettingmad: :gettingmad: :gettingmad:

Video: Don't Just Stand There! Help ME!8/31/24report

@Lumberjack: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: EFF YOU!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: Don't Just Stand There! Help ME!8/31/24report

@Lumberjack: I thought I was getting revenge!!!! :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable: :miserable:

Video: Exquisitely Appointed8/31/24report

@hoveactually: NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! (stomps feet) :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Video: Batter Reaction8/31/24report

@hoveactually: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: BUT I AM THE HERO!!!!

Video: Batter Reaction8/31/24report