Comments by Gungeless in Seattle

It's called applesauce!

Photo: Cheers 9/2/24report

Practicing for the Donald Trump inauguration

Photo: What a fool :P7/17/24report

My shirt would look so much better on camera if it had been ironed

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What you doing with that right hand there bud?

Photo: GIF7/11/24report

Does anyone have a paper towel?

Photo7/8/24report

Crusty the clown without the makeup red nose and wig

Photo1/23/22report

Do you think that will get an endorsement from Gillette for the super bowl for this?

Photo: 06 I fucked my friend with shaving cream12/11/21report

so which one of you have the car key?

Photo: Group Quarry Fun!10/9/21report

You said that you wanted to try hot fudge this time.... did I misunderstand your definition of "hot"?

Photo: boys will be boys 9/24/21report

The moment he realizes that his zipper is fucked up and grandma is using his best scissors downstairs to cut the matted hair clumps from her Pomeranian

Photo9/18/21report

The moment when he realizes that his wife's attempt at a homemade manicure and facial causes erections

Photo9/12/21report

As an attempt to create a new market and move into the 21st century, The Willy Wonka factory tour has been expermenting in new and exciting adventures and fun for all. Shown above is Herman Snodgrass of Tulsa, Oklahoma and finder of one of 20 golden tickets, is getting a chocolate hummer in the anythng can happen room . In a related story, 60 umpa lumpas slather themselves in crisco and run naked through Lego Land. News at 11.

Photo8/29/21report

Bitten by a deranged pastry chef while hiking through the Scottish Highlands on a foggy fall evening, Jack used to hide his face from everyone but now he seems to be a favorite at fetish parties

Photo8/15/21report

missing for 11 days, Jimmy was found covered in a cast of quick dry cement. Often seen around town masterbating in any mudhole or bog available, he was just too slow when he found the newly poured floor of the local Elk's club.

Photo: bliss8/11/21report

This is what happens when you forget the password to the Pi Kappa Alpha sorority initiation.

Photo7/31/21report

America's Got Talent audition "Con te Partiro"

Photo: help?7/27/21report

New model and spokesperson for Aveeno lotion for dry skin...

Photo: Playing at Rooster Rock back in 2008.7/24/21report

Hey Billy, grandpa just jerked off in that cake..

Photo6/26/21report

I wonder if this couuld become a new performance art platform?

Photo6/19/21report

taking advantage of the time when no one turned off the valve at the Elmer's glue filling pipe

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Not how you audition for The Blue Man Group

Photo: 2020 Highlight 1012/23/20report

John experiences -hand what a gang of pigeon terrorists can do when pissed off and working in tandem with each other

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" by the way you just got a text on your phone: " took an early flight.. just picked up dinner, how does chocolate pie sound for dessert? I'm at the bakery on the corner see you in 5 minutes..."

Photo: Gungy bath12/5/20report

leaked copy of a Super Bowl ad campaign from the Pepto-Bismol company with a quotation that begins" pandemic got you nauseated? Is it giving you diarrhea?Worry!" no more Pepto-Bismol has you covered

Photo: Ultimate Crowning Glory11/30/20report

He really wants to visit the wizard so he might get courage to show his face...but Oz requires a 14 day quarentine in Munchkin City first

Photo11/27/20report

"my mom said i should go out for the wrestling team so i bought this.. what she meant was that I should go out to get pizza for them...

Photo11/26/20report

I wonder if i can still blame the dog when mom cant find her pie she made to take to Aunt Bertha's house for thankgiving. /

Photo11/23/20report

I thought you said nothing lived in this mudhole!

Photo11/21/20report

It all started when he was 8 years old at the beach when a pelican flew over his head and he can't jerk off now without reliving that moment

Photo10/3/20report

So after Zac Efron Rescues Me then what?

Photo: what are you gonna do with that bucket?9/19/20report

so how does it end? do they jerk off? suck dick? sing a song about bunnies and puppies?

Scene: Waiter V Customer Piefight: John + Antony End up Naked5/25/20report

thats doable

Photo5/25/20report

Who the fuck put horseraddish in the guacamole?

Photo4/28/20report

seems we met in sacramento or l.a.

User: GreaseMnkyX1/19/20report

slick me up

User: slickhairman11/20/19report

ever do a pure oil ?

User: Gungeaholic11/20/19report

Live in Seattle area, laid back, all around nice guy. Travel some, Vegas and Midwest.. love lots of fun safe sexy erotic scenes.. especially oil and slick lube.. love a guy with thick sexy hair to play with and mess up.. bi but love guys for this and maybe couples.. very open minded. prefer younger and smaller than me

User: slicker19811/20/19report

WOULD LOVE TO MEET

User: DunkTheSub11/6/19report

love your vids.. esp the oil... very hot...

Scene: Indoor Mud Play11/6/19report

going to be in London the 8th 9th 10th and 11th of July anyb

User: Gungeless in Seattle7/4/19report

Where are u

User: nicholas_here6/27/19report

Not sure if you would be into meeting up with an older guy but I get to Vegas quite a bit and usually stay somewhere on the strip if you're interested in the hot tub get you messy