Comments by messytradie

HAPPY NEW YEAR :P 40% OFF ALL SCENES ON MY UMD STORE FOR A WHOLE WEEK!! Have a Messy 2025!! :P

User: messytradie1/1/25report

Fuck Mate!! So HOT!! Good to see you trashing yourself!! You have a perfect face for pies too :P

Video: Custard Pie!12/7/24report

Fuck! I would love to be in there with you man! Got so hard watching you get filthy :P :love:

Video: Farm Mud Wallow12/6/24report

WOW!! Am completely shocked to discover I've been nominated for "Best Male Performer" in the Messtival Awards!! I didn't even know this was a thing!! If you want to vote for me, and see the other nominations then checkout this link: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScqNFC-rxzveZFEfWSxHeOOfyUsZFBuH8hcqZAFcUgR-CB7FA/viewform?pli=1

User: messytradie9/9/24report

Loving the Latex and Gunge! HOT AF!! :P :love:

Photo8/27/24report

WOW!! What a sexy sticky beefcake you are mate!! Loved it ;P

Video: Sticky Session7/16/24report

Mate. . .it's so good to see you're back and getting messy again!! Loved this trashing and I cannot wait to see more of you ;P

Video: Chav Pied and Gunged in a Tracksuit7/11/24report

Wow mate! This is incredibly HOT AF!! I bet that sticky porridge felt so nice in your boxers! Love it! ;P

Video: Recreating My Profile Pic7/9/24report

It was HOT AF getting messy with you mate! We need a re-match soon! ;P

Photo7/4/24report

Fantastic Gunging Mate!! Loved seeing that gunge cover you!! ;P :love:

Video: Gunge Tank in Jeans6/26/24report

YES MATE!! So good to see you finally getting a really good gunging!! Thanks for sharing!! Can't wait to see more of you!! ;P :love:

Video: Gunge Tank in Trackies6/26/24report

Great job mate. Would love to see more of you getting messy ;P

Video: Messy Vibes5/20/24report

This is so HOT! Would love to see the full version ;P

Video: Pied While Sagging4/27/24report

Wow!! What a gunging!! Love it!! Think I need to get myself into that tank one day soon ;P

Video: Gunge Tank Scotland Football Kit4/7/24report

Love This ;P

Video: Mohawk Lad Slimed in Leather Pants3/26/24report

WOW Lads!! This is seriously HOT!! ;P

Scene: Oat-rageously Horny Dudes3/8/24report

Incredibly Sexy. . .The Mess, The Body, The Beard and You . . .Perfect :love: ;-)

Photo3/3/24report

Great work mate! Would love to see you fill up your singlet with Slime until it bursts ;P

Video: Lime Slime Pump2/28/24report

You make a great target! Would love to throw some pies and slop at you sometime ;-)

Photo2/9/24report

Guys this is SO HOT!! I got so hard watching this that I had to buy the Full Scene and OMG!! Amazing work!! ;P :love:

Scene: Passionate Couple Gets Messy2/4/24report

LOVE this mate! I really enjoy seeing you get gunged. . .and that GymPro suit is just perfect for Gloop ;P :love:

Video: GymPro Sauna Suit + Rubber Gunging2/4/24report

Love this. . .you clearly had a lot of fun making a big mess! Would love to see more of you!

Video: Oktoberfest2/3/24report

I would love to make a Trifle inside your singlet ;P

Photo12/17/23report

Wow!! This is really HOT!! Love this!! Thanks for sharing :loveeyes:

Video: Jock Gets Pied and Slimed9/3/23report

New Video messy tradie Now Available In My UMD Store!!

User: messytradie8/7/22report

OMG!! This is incredibly HOT!! You always tick so many boxes for me ;P :love:

Video: Singlet Pies7/7/22report

This ticks so many boxes for me!! Thanks for sharing mate!! This is REALLY HOT :loveeyes:

Video: Getting Wet in Adidas2/20/22report

Every time I watch this video it makes me drip!! Perfect!! ;P :love:

Video: Tank Cam12/20/21report

OMG!! I loved this!! I wish there was more to watch!! I could watch you all day getting pied and messy ;-) :love:

Video: Pie Time11/12/21report

"Hmmm. . .So where you wanna smear all this creamy goo first?"

Photo10/20/21report

Oh my!! Well that gunge certainly kept coming and so did I ;P Loved seeing your gungy bare feet too!! More please!! :loveeyes:

Video: Thick Natrasol Gunging10/16/21report

Oh My!! This is my new favourite photo!! Hi-Viz + Gunge = :loveeyes:

Photo10/15/21report

Still one of my favourite videos! Love the gunge and the colours and the expression on your face! Wish I was there under that gloopy mess with you mate! ;P

Video: Jay Gets a Tanking10/15/21report

Love this mate! I hope someone was there to give you a big pie after the marathon! ;P

Video: Pre Marathon Pie10/3/21report

Oooo Fuck!! Have you any idea how much we've all missed seeing your cute face getting smothered in Goo??!! Just beautiful!! :P :loveeyes:

Video: Ben's Thick Gunging, Part 2 of 27/25/21report

HOT!! You look Stunning in Jam and Custard. Would love to make a trifle of you one day bud ;-)

Photo: Jam & custard.2/5/21report

NEW PICS and my NEW STORE coming up here on UMD over the next few days! I hope all you messy folks are safe and well ;-) :love:

User: messytradie2/5/21report

Looking as HOT as ever Mr Ben. . .loving the hair and beard too! Hope you're keeping well bud :-) ;P

Video: After-pie Shower10/13/20report

Ooh mate. . .I just love how that sloppy gunge slides all over that boner! . .I want!! :-P

Video: Aussiebum Gunging!7/26/20report

Humiliating and HOT as always man!! ;P

Video: Cigar Pie7/9/20report

Congrats on being Wammer Of The Day!! Loving the Pics Mate :)

User: SOAKEDSOAKED6/22/20report

Mate. . .I shot a huge load watching this. Soooo HOT seeing you get yourself all messy. HOT beard too ;P ;P ;P

Video: Singlet Gunge6/8/20report

OMG!! I can't believe I'm THE PIC OF THE DAY!! I had no idea you folks liked me that much!! Thank you for all the Love :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

User: messytradie5/12/20report

WOW!! This got me sooo hard. . .Would love to see the full video of this!! HOT ;P

Photo4/12/20report

HOT!! :P

Photo4/12/20report

WOW! I LOVE THIS! I really enjoyed seeing you get all creamy and gunged up! HOT! ;P

Video: Singlet Slime 20204/12/20report

Now this is HOT! Great outfit to get wet in, and good to see you enjoying the drenching :P

Video: Fun Time in the Shower4/2/20report

Congrats on being Wammer Of The Day!! Loving all the photo's and video's you share! ;P

User: James-Likes-Mess3/30/20report

Love this!!! Great work guys!!! ;P ;P

Video: Messy Session Part 1/33/6/20report

It's great to see you getting messy again. I love the new pics. Have been an admirer of yours for sometime, and your early green slime pics were a real inspiration to me. . .and to most of us on here! Thank you for posting some awesome pics. . .you're such a HOT Guy too! Much Love from the UK x :)

User: beardifulsoul6/9/19report