Scene: 3 Wam All Stars Pie Fight for Award3/14/25report
This looks incredible! You and the wife take real fantasies and bring them to life with (what seems like) such ease! As a producer? I can tell you how much work this is- how long this probably took to film- and I am just in awe of how remarkably talented you both are! I can't wait to get it! :) much love!
Scene: You Can't Do That On Set: Episode 10--The Television Special3/10/25report
Thanks so much! I loooove sneaky time in the bathroom ;) it's so naughty and this warm icing goinng down my ass and rubbing it all over my pussy . Good gravy Marie.
Thanks yall! I was about to take my morning shower around 4 am and had some frosting in the cabinet and warmed it up for a fun morning wake and bske! Haha
JOIN ME ON ONLY FANS TODAY AT 1 PM FOR Q&A - a CHANCE TO WIN A FREE CUSTOM! (With supplies I have in stock) A CHANCE TO WIN MESSY SOCKS FROM MY LIVE YESTERDAY- AND POSSIBLY A MESS FOR YOU ALL! Bring the questions- I'll answer honestly- and get the tea! I'll be spilling a lot! ;) hope you like it southern and sweet!
Scene: 4 Girl Pie/Slime Fight in Expensive Cosplay! (to Nude)2/24/25report
Indeed! I made mention how this would make our eyes POP! Brooklyns eyes look incredible as well! If you look closely? She is Actually a redhead! She is covered in freckles and has reddish hair- with blue eyes! Which is pretty rare! :) I wish she would do her original color but? That is SOOOOO hard to do once you go with black hair. It takes about a year to get back to your natural color! Crazy! But? I loooove her freckles and blue eyes too!
Scene: 4 Girls, 4 New Toys-New Gunge with Huge-Long Pours!2/24/25report
Lia is fabulous! Her body is incredible and? She is absolutely, naturally beautiful! Plus? She got her first mess ever and just fell in love with it! And I got to see it unfold! I am waaaay too lucky!
This isn't mud! It is a new "mystery substance" that I tried out! It is all edible! I mean? You could call it mud but it wasn't! :) it was a mix of a few substances! :)
it will be released within the next week :) I have not released it yet! :) This will be at wammerific.umd.net aka Jayce Lanes House of Mess-and this is Lia-my newest gal-on her first day here!
I love the outfits and the simple green gunging! I feel like we all (producers) feel like we have to go crazy with insane amounts of mess.but? I am starting to see and feel like even a couple of buckets of mess? Can be just as sexy if not more than a giant amount of mess! It's all in how you take it and this looks fabulous! I love it!
Agreed! I absolutely LOVE this shot! I don't get photographers all the time but when I do? I love seeing the unedited photos and how they turn out! :) Lia is such a bombshell!
Photo: girls just wanna have....mess! 1/16/25report
Yeah this was alllllll my idea I wanted to do after I did the custom statue video so? Thank you! If you are gonna get messy and have a dude? Go big or go home! Haha!
Scene: Muddy Suck, Fuck, Dildo's+Butt Plug-Fill All Holes!1/13/25report
i was JUST remembering when I did a lotion gunge video ( i have done two over the years!) and I actually colored the lotion with gel... and you are soooo right! it feels so amazing-! I am so jealous of you in this! The all white is gorgeous on your body! So hot! having all that lotion does make you feel like you are inside a damn warm blanket of silk! it traps all that body heat and just feels so good! you look incredible!
there were lots of helpless hands and pointing and laughing or like "holy hell that isnt gonna come clean!" or pointing and laughing. one of the two. haha! thanks!
THANK YOU SO MUCH for WOTD! NOW? go and grab the top video! bc it is amazing!!! the wife looks so hot and the video is extremely messy! Just as they always do! I absolutely loved it! :) grab my new one too if you wanna ;)
thanks yall! This was a fun one! The second part? (not pictured) was....lets just say...it is one of the more graphic things I have done...just because when i was done? I was like "hey i wanna do this....roll camera!" so? it was a good time had by ALL!
haha! thanks! it actually came off my phone! i had it set up just to get some behind the scenes shots! :) This was part one of this....part 2? whoa. just wait! :)
of course you can! :) you have my permission to use my photos just please keep the website name on the pic or post it with the picture :) thank you! you can post them on the umd, yes.
Thank you soooo much for WOTD! Happy belated Boxing Day, merry Christmas, and happy early new years!
Make sure to go to my latest forum post and put up your favorite pic, make a gif, or link a video with some pics (or any of your favorites, I don't care if the video is 10 years old! I need to see what you all enjoy to continue to give you what you want! Feel free to make suggestions WITH your pics/gifs!xoxo.
Rear of the year list coming soon!
Thank you! I absolutely ADORE IT! I went to put it on and thought it wouldn't fit but? It fit soooo well! It made my boobs look awesome and I loooved the back of the skirt! My butt pushed it up a little. Not too much.but enough if I bent all the way over? You could see some naughty cheeks ;) plus? It felt amazing in the water!
50 percent off of ALL my stores! wetlook, drenchme dudes, and all of them are buy 6 get one free! 52 percent off my main messy store with buy 6 get one free! Merry christmas! Thank you all for making this yearbright and im so fired up and ready to get surgery done and get going for next year! Brooklyn will be making a profile here so? You will be able to reach her as well as me! :) have the happiest day! enjoy family, friends, or just yourself bc YOU are amazing and awesome! or? come on over to my store and hang with me! :)
is that....her.....in a bra top....and little underwears?!!! oh and lets not forget the socks! whew! are you trying to make me have a heart attack rn? I mean? I already broke my diet yesterday and ate crumbl cookie-and today? its gonna be junk food i made all day....yep. imma have aa heart attack. jeeez louise. please. fly me to your houuuuse. (i was singing that) lol
whoa! delightful!!! i loooove these underwear! they are perfect on you, for one. For two? They look great wet and for 3? They would be fabulous for filling as well!
gorgeous!
Merry Christmas!! Please enjoy my gift to you for the holidays! 50 percent off plus? Buy 6 get one free!!! I wasn't going to do this, this yearbc it's hard afterwardsbut? Man. I love yall so much. I enjoy being able to give a little something back! I know it's not much but? It's the best I can do! I wish I could give you all a day filled with mess!! Alas- I can give you a day filled of videos of me and my girls getting messy! Have a wonderful, beautiful holiday. Treat yo self!!!
Thank you so much for WOTD! And don't fret! I am still doing "rear of the year!" I will be posting the list of gals soon and letting you all make sure there is no one I forgot! Remember-these are umd girls. Girls who are like? House hold names here on the umd that anyone can recognize so that way? The voting can be fair :) I am so grateful! Thank you so much!
Congrats on WOTD! Love the "behind the curtain" pics and the slime is incredible! Nicely done! If I copy it? Just know that imitation is the biggest form of flattery! Haha! I just love it!
Thank you! :) and thank you, dodger for the review! It did go longer by about 45 minutes. The girls posed for pics.
I haven't received those from the photographer yet-
When they were posing? I was making up ideas for them to do- and cleaning up where we had gotten mehron all over the floor. So? I didn't think to record it! But? As soon as I get their solo stuff where they are posing? I will put it with the download. Which means you will be able to get it even if you have already bought it :)
Scene: "Silver Belles" Brooklyn and Lia Get Naughty in Mehron!12/13/24report
I can't WAIT for mud season! I think she will be like a duck to water! She is so care free and laid back. The prospect of modeling in mother natures most beautifully created wam substance? I believe she will be in love! :)
Scene: Lia's First Time Ever Getting Messy! By Me and Brooklyn!12/11/24report
This is incredible! I wish I had my yoga trapeze up in my house :( I was only allowed by my roommate to have my pole. Which I loooove but this? Is soooo fantastic! Reminds me of foxymud stuff! Which is some amazing stuff! Awesome awesome !!!
Scene: Ms-pie-oneer's Gold Medal Special12/11/24report
Agreed! It was hard to film and not just strip down and jump in! Just for spanking and smearing/ and filling all my holes with it! But? I also loved seeing it and watching it unfold into crazy stuff! These gals keep you on your toes! They certainly did. !bam!
Thank you all SO MUCH for WOTD! I am not worthy and a big congrats to the runner up and a gal I've been following lately, miss. Pie-o-neer! :) she is doing amazing stuff! :) and thank you, again for being the most loyal friends/fans!
I love you to bits and pieces! Xoxo
It was smooth but it has a very distinct taste. This mud is extremely clean smelling! So? It kinda tastes like river water- flowing river water. And a little hint of something I don't know and I can't describe. The feel is incredible though! Very smooth and thick. It sticks to the back of your throat!
Thank you so much for the lovely review! You are gonna LOOOOOOVE a video I will have out this month! So? Keep a lookout for it! It is RIGHT UP your alley! And? What you like? Happens for a long time! ;)
Thank you so much for WOTD! And on thanksgiving??! I have a lot to be thankful for! All of you, here at the umd-who have made me feel welcome since the first day I came on here- back in 2011-and I consider every person on here? A friend or someone I look up to :) have a wonderful holiday! From my house of mess-to yours! ! Xoxox! Thank you so much, again!
Photo: And two ladies to rub it all over ;) 11/28/24report
This looks so hot! You have to come back around this way sometime! And bring a crew! We would have a blast! Aaaand I have my mud tub for even more fun!
I got so bitchy at the end! Hahaha! I hardly ever get to get messy around this time of year so? I was doing my own mess and wanted it to go exactly my way. lol! I was such a brat! Hahahaha I'm allowed that once in a while! I'm usually running around like a chicken with my head cut off trying to appease models and all I wanted a good mess just the way I wanted it but I wanted him to read my mind. Hahahhaha
Yeah this was a bts camera it was a ton of fun! Friday-Sunday of non stop mess! My house is still getting cleaned so I can put up Christmas! But? I'm editing this now to get it up! You all will love her! Lia!
Photo: What have I been up to? A lot! 11/12/24report
HEY HEY HEY!! ENJOY THE "MESSY SHOOT WEEKEND SALE!" I already have a ton of muddy stuff still to be released-and messy-this weekend? I film the last stuff for the rest of the year! Next week? I film loads of wetlook for the rest of the year! so? Enjoy the sales in both stores!!! for even more wetlook? visit drenchme.com - All the videos you purchase are helping me fund this weekend with our new gal, nikko, brooklyn plus? a video starring claude ;) I will post a pic of the newest addition to the crew!
love you all!
hey all! yes, i am still here! I have been making so much content?? I havent had time to put any up!!! I have my next video in the box-uploading-but I have a huuuuuge shoot weekend with a new gal coming and all the rest!
so? unless messmaster can put my video up for me? yall are gonna have to wait and im so so so sorry! alas? once this weekend is done? I will be posting vids back to back to back the rest of the year! so? make sure you are ready to be bombarded with all the fun we have been having!
Haha! Thank you! Mr poofs is my main man! He protecting me. but hey yall! Mega discounts on multi girl customs for nov 7th! Free slime! Plus buy 2 girls? Get one free! Haha! For real though! Email me! I don't check my inbox often! Let's get slimy! It's my last mess before surgery so? I wanna make it ultra slippery, gooey and fun! Also featuring? A new mystery substance!!! :)
YALL! thank you and thank brooklyn for wammer of the day! again, go check out my store for a thank you!!! Brooklyn is a stunner ;) I appreciate you all loving the latest releases! :) xoxo!
thank you all! I loved letting her try it out for the first time and? I was so lucky to already have all those supplies-so? she got to choose to use them! She really enjoyed herself and I truly enjoyed gunging her with each substance! She is quite the hottie :) and a good friend of mine. Im so glad you all like it! I was hoping she would choose the pb and nutella :) I really enjoy when you all enjoy videos that are my own :) thanks so much! and thank you for wotd! sale of 35% off-plus buy 4 get one free as a thank you for that! xoxo!
i just realized I have reached 1,117 followers!!! seems like yesterday i was trying for 900!! soooooooo!!! Lets reach 1,150 followers and then? We shall celebrate with a huge sale and? Ill post a free messy video for you to enjoy! Thank you all for following me and I appreciate it so much! weeeee! Im so glad others like to get messy like I do! :) What a world!
last day of getting messy for the year is officially the weekend of nov 7th! I am taking discounted multi girl customs! I have a bunch of methyl slime to use, as well ....hmmmmm....It is clear so can be colored and made opaque colors or clear colors! anyhooo! PLEASE email me for customs. I do not get to get to my umd inbox hardly ever :( sadly! serious inquiries only, please! If I do not respond immediately....aka within 2 minutes, lol, it doesnt mean im not interested! im just busy and will let you know if i can do it or not! :) promise! I only have room for so many discounted multi girl customs! so? HMU! quick! im so excited!!!!
I am literally your biggest fan right now! Your releases the past year? Have been SOOOO GOOD! Insane. If you are traveling? You HAVE to come to the haus o mess! You are a damn rock star!
Scene: Chloe Gets the Bratty Treatment10/4/24report
I was playing with her pussy with my feet. You can't have a naked mud fight without messing with someone's ass or pussy.or facewhen you sit on it multiple times. I gave her a mouthful!
Those are actually workout shorts. They are made really, really well. They WERE some of my favorites! I thought to myself "well-if the video sells? I'll grab me another pair" haha since I got these for cheap and they are really good quality! :) I guess that's how! Bc we had already started at it!
getting another vid up today!!! yay! it only has taken me over a week! guhhh!!! lol! but? There are soooo many great shots and things going on in this video? Ive been staring at this screen trying to pic out pics for a couple hours! it has it all! and--its featuring miss hottie with a body, brooklyn! :) stay tuuuuned! love yall! xoxox!
thank you! now? I just have to trim my waist...its really hard to do! you cant "determine" where you lose weight...and I have some stuff going on in my abdomen that is making it bigger than usual until I get surgery....another year, another surgery. ugh! BUTT! (see what I did there? lol) I am LOVING having a butt! It twerks now. the other downside though is I cant fit in any of my pants! like? zero. We shall see where the next month leads! :) BUTT - tee hee- THANKS yall for making a girl feel good about herself! :)
Scene: Melody and Tori: Bikini Pie Testers10/1/24report
Wow! Beautiful! This is why I love shooting in hot tubs or big baths-you can see all the shine and glisten up close and personal! Looooove the outfit! All of it!
I loved that costume! It was sad as hell to trash! But? This sweet guy is having us do more cosplay and oh my god..there is one in particular that I am JAZZED about! All of them are dope as hell-but maaaan. It's gonna be fun!
Photo: I cannot WAIT to do cosplay again! I’m addicted! 9/29/24report
Thank you! I loooove my slouch socks! I have literally DRAWERS AND DRAWERS of them! My body has been changing a lot-but? I am loooving the butt I have now! It's really fun to jiggle and twerk!
Photo: Woopsie Goldberg! Cam b footage 9/27/24report
thank you! it felt absolutely beautiful, amazing, creamy, thick......there are too many words to describe it! it is one of my favorite places in the world!
absolutely not! we could barely carry it out of there! it was soooooo heavy and saturated with mud? There was no way to salvage it or even attempt to. sadly. it was such a gorgeous and expensive dress!