hey there is a pic on jillys profile and it is me pouring oatmeal on her in her new video and i am cheezing real big because i had just said "this is for my man "sludge" cause i know how much you love warm oatmeal!" and jilly loved it too, she needed it, she was freezing from those pies!
i was smiling because i was saying "that was for you sludge, cause i know how much you love warm oatmeal!" and she needed it cause those pies were COLD!
Photo: The ONLY sneak peek to my comeback video :D 7/31/12report
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? my nose looks like it ate my face! lol! you look like you are having fun, which we were! that is all that matters :)) i look like a total dumbass in all my screen shots because i just keep it real and have fun, only downside, derpy looking screen shots! :D
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Photo: Jayce & Nerea gettin' dirrrty while I wash up! ^_7/30/12report
no makeup and looking like a silly ass!! that would be me!! :DDD hahaha! i love this picture, it captures how i was in teh video perfectly! having a blast after catching your healthy butt!! that is what you get for getting better!! ;))
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Photo: The ONLY sneak peek to my comeback video :D 7/29/12report
we couldn't stand not getting messy after you did!! i had such a nice tarp set up! ceiling to floor and then it fell! :( lol! but, a nice messy make out session never hurt anybody.....:)) especially in blue jean shorts....i LOVED that feeling!!
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Photo: Jayce & Nerea gettin' dirrrty while I wash up! ^_7/29/12report
we finally got her!!!! :D
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Photo: The ONLY sneak peek to my comeback video :D 7/29/12report
i am!! when are you gonna paypal me? what kind of mess do you want? lololol!!!
i am doing so many umd things, i don't know when i will ever do a custom! hopefully this week and next i can dedicate to customs customs customs!
soooooo ummmmm....i guess you are probably wondering what we are going to do to you tomorrow or when......guess you will never know!! mwahahahahahaa!!! all you know is me and nerea are gonna come....maybe tomorrow? maybe the next day? maybe 5 am?? maybe late at night??? whoooo knows????? :DDD i have to shoot a vid with nerea tomorrow so.....it could be anytime! you nervous??? hahahaha!!
on united states of tara, i knew when she started camming it was going somewhere and i saw her sit on that cake i was like, yup, knew it! then she started sitting on balloons!! in that costume! i was like "i want that costume!" lolololol oh, and check umd in a minute. i got a pic im putting up for ya ;)
no, jilly made this for ME. i was MORE than excited!! :)
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Photo: Jayce with my gift to her for our birthday :)7/18/12report
i hate you for putting this picture up!!! no make up! you ass!!!
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Photo: Jayce with my gift to her for our birthday :)7/15/12report
every picture in the hottest pics is of a wambabe, except 2! wow! that is amazing. out of all these awesome pics on here, i can't believe it is just all us! just wow. i am blushing! i just never think people are going to even give our pics a second look because there are so many others. that is really sweet people like them so much! well, yours are insanely hot, that does not surprise me in the least! ;)) can't wait for our all day shoot extravaganza!
nobody has ever stood me up before...this is new to me! :D we are sitting here trying to decide if we are going to film or wait for someone else to skype with.
BLACK PAINT SET....ERMEHGEEEERRRD!!!! I WOULD LOOOOOVE TO DO THAT!! jilly will be so jealous :) tee hee hee. it would be awesome to be covered in black paint and then pour some neon colored batter on top. super cool. i have all these neon food colorings, they make me happy :) and yes, the shirt. dear lord. i need to post it asap.
wow!!! man,i wish it would rain here!! even hail would be nice! it is 105 where i am at with no rain in weeks....that is an awesome piece of hail, super cool!!
i seriously have to post a pic of this shirt. omg. and another one i got in the "fresh prince" font, that says "yo homes, smell ya later" LOLOLOLOL. this is what you get when you do nothing but vintage shop! but the shirt alli was talking about. seriously, it is the greatest shirt of all time. period.
have fun with your set, BITCHES!! totally bummed i was not invited!!! LOL. just messin! you guys are gonna have so much fun and i know jilly is over here probably about to explode knowing she is playing in paint!
i ordered that for my super cool customer dslime, and i thought it would not come in on time, i shot the scene and it came the NEXT DAY. i figured since i did not use it, miss jilly could put it to some good use, which she did ;) not with me of course!! lol. but, if she is anything like her sister, sexually, she knows what she is doing!! :))
damn right woman. you work hard for zee money.....eh eh eh eh....so haaaard for it huh-neeeeey.....eh eh eh eh......(the birdcage, remember?) hahaha. love ya sis.
OK did you know in the popular searches when its like, people looking for pies or mud or wedgies or whatever.....its ALL food and then there is YOU! YOU are a most popular search!!! seriously, every other search is food except for foxy and YOU! WAMBABES FOR LIFE!!
my bday is coming up...i am coming to yo town pretty much all day to do some serious thrifting, pedis manis (because i have never had one done) maybe a massage then some eating. i would LOVE for you to come :)) just an easy day with no rushing just doing whatever i want. it is going to be blissful. my bday is june 11th but i don't know what day i will actually be able to do all this, so i will keep you informed. i would love for you to come!
this kind of stuff scares me! how do i make sure people dont steal my images? is it watermarks or something like that? i know i sound dumb but i really dont know!
eh, i aint mad atcha. i got a big ol' kiss before you planted me with those beans.....and you know my "camera guy" lives 2 hours away so, i could have made out all day. i gets no luvins :( hahahalol
i am much better, the infection actually moved from my ear to my abnoids or whatever they are called and swelled my throat up like crazy. i was happy to not have an ear infection anymore but i could not even swallow my throat was so fucked up....but, i have had antibiotics and feel much better. you have been so great lately about keeping up with us girlies :) can't wait to come up there this week. i am going to take out my mourning on that damn store i keep wanting to go to....retail therapy. ahhhhh.....but only the goodwill or something. lol. ballin on a budget like FOR REALS.
I would love to do a slip.and slide vid for.you! Had my first experience diving downa tarp.of.complete mess, sliding.all the way down and now i am obsessed with the idea! i do customs so hit me up if u are ever interested :)
hey girl! you feeling better? text me about this week! :D maybe we can throw jilly in there somewhere ;) like literally, she is so tiny, we could just throw her. lololololol
it is going to be on natural ground. there is a lot of clay in there....that is why i chose this spot. and yes, i will be going up there beforehand and shoveling and digging to make the spot muddier! :) all natural. she is roughing it with me in the boonies!
girrrrrl, i know!!! i am DONE with these things, im giving them to jilly cause she can eat whatever she wants and it never touches her!!! oh, and do you want me to go ahead and get that paint? i have to order it. i can just send you the link to the page and you can get it and have it sent to my address :) if you want! lemme know!
i want to really, really badly!!! it just looks so puuuuurty!! i will go ahead and get it, i need to find the thread on here where people were giving the best recipes for it! oh, and jillys set.....TO DIE FOR. i can't wait for you to see all of it!! THANKS MILADY!!! oh, and drew is coming up there, i was going to come with and stop by, but we can't all fit in the truck!! :(
Photo: A candid shot after my 1st Pied in Public shoot.3/1/12report
hey girl, i just called you to check on you. they are showing reports of severe damage in your area! i am worried! call me and let me know you are ok!!!
i used to love putting my fingers in hot wax when i was a kid or dowse my whole hand in it, i would get it so much trouble! i totally forgot about how much i loved doing that!
it was not too bad, it was a check from my neighbor, thankfully when i was selling all my clothes, trying to simplify...but, that is hard to do in WAM life...you need all the extra clothes you can get!! lol....but, i just told her that solomon accidentally ripped it and she ended up voiding it and giving me cash. i just thought it was funny i was just like la-dee-daaa....theres a check in my pocket...im a dumbass!!! :D
when i come up there this week, i'll get him!!! ;) jk scott, you are the one who pays me....lol. my old man is in the shower right now...makes me want to go do something fucked up to him!!! hahhaahaha!! you guys make me wanna do bad stuff! i'll just do it and say ariel told me to....
omg, cold milk is the worst!!! it spooks the shit out of you!!! one time, me and one of my friends pranked the shit out of eachother all the time with the most horrible things we could think of, i ended the war.....i will not say what i did....but, it was hilarious. anyway, ill try to think of something because i think if i told you what i did to this guy, and you did it to scott, and he found out i told you to, he would kick my ass next time he saw me!!!! LOL.