Ideally I would love to drop face up, a great big gooey chocolate meringue pie decorated on top with sliced bananas into your open boxer shorts and wait until you pull them back up. But it would probably fall through one of the legs or you would end up taking them off first. That's why I said ideally. So I would just have to smash that gooey pie into your face. Smear it all around until your face is a chocolate mess that just drips goo. I feel better now. LOL.