After a heavy rain, have four of your coworkers take one of your arms or legs and taunt you as they swing you over the edge of a mud pit before letting go and laughing as you flail your arms midair and plop front-first into that thick, goopy mud.
The better the suit the more thrilling it is to mess it up. May I suggest that you first take a shower and get totally soaked, with your shoes on. After the suit dries, give it a good pressing, wear it once or twice to the office, then do a thorough multi-color food gunge, followed by a total suit shred and strip. Whatever you choose to do, I know you will enjoy it!
You look great covered in that mud, any chance we might get to see video of this from you? Or any video of you getting muddy in the face sometime in the future?