I love your chocolate Mohawk was it very hard to get off your hair and beard?; I bet that the special person really likes this look on you and your beard of course
Alan I love your photos and videos so pick quite a few of the photos and 9 videos for me and you to recreate so when I come see you we have something to look forward to don't worry I won't put a pie in this face oh wait I think I will splat happy belated birthday I just put your birthday cake in your face
Man I sure definitely would love a big giant lick and a big giant kiss from that sexy face I bet it gives very good messy kisses and tastes even better I think I'll have a big giant lick of it and maybe even a little nibble of it did I just hear someone say no man that nibble was good now time for the big giant lick I think I'll do the forehead around the eyes and the lips man was that tasty oh look their is a person I better call my buddy Alan he said that he's not sure who it is and to put yummy chocolate frosting all over his face man does he look very yummy and messy in it
Man this human hot dog tasted so very very yummy oh wait their is a good looking man in my hot dog bun and here I thought I was eating a regular hot dog I guess I have to call my buddy bigal and see if he knows anything about it or what to do with it.
Is that a chocolate mask by the way brother if so I want it on my face please I so would love to kiss you all covered in chocolate and of course lick you clean now were did I put the stawberrys at of that's right I have feed them to you before this happened oh well maybe next time
You look very yummy in green paint just like a army man I bet you would need some assistance with taking the paint off and possibly even painting your back im glad that your hair stayed spiked up did it stay like that forever until the paint came off man what I wouldn't do to get a big giant kiss from this army man I love your goatee by the way sir I bet your body looked very good painted to sir sit down I'll help you with your back and body sir woof very hot
Just one pie? You've got so much hot real estate in your chest and belly that a second (and third and fourth) pies would go so well slathered on you, so that floppy nose wouldn't have a chance. Great job Al.
Shampoo1Video: Happy Pie in the Face Day! 4 Pie Barrage!12/2/22report
Hahaha, you deserve to get all those pies loser! I bet you loved getting the cummy pie, you sloppy pig.
You should be trashed more often, so you can truly get the humiliation you rightly deserve.
GUNGEFOXYVideo: Punished for Being a Big Forum Game Loser!11/28/22report
Loser!! I love to watch a hairy, bearded guy plaster himself in pies and you are so sexy in the way you humiliate yourself. I LOVED the cum filled pie at the end. AWESOME DUDE!!!!
vanpigboyVideo: My Messiest Session Yet! Part 1 of 310/29/22report
Good to see a loser properly humiliate himself. I hope everytime you think you look cool, you remember this and think about what a sloppy messy loser you actually are. :bahaha: