My Comments
461 comments
You wear it well.
Photo9 days agoreport
I like that look on your pied face.
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Photo9 days agoreport
Nice, wet sideview picture
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Photo9 days agoreport
Great-looking pie targets
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Scene: D-Bolt's House of Slop Welcomes Slutmuffin!11 days agoreport
Now that looks like a fun slime drop.
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Photo11 days agoreport
Wow! Hot pic and pose.
Photo: Take a breath! ;) or a cock haha! 11 days agoreport
Nice smile underneath that pie
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Photo: 3 - Much worse to come!13 days agoreport
Nice bulge in the pants, too.
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Photo: E - trashed with pie13 days agoreport
Very sexy
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Scene: Laughing Stock:1613 days agoreport
Now that looks fun.
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Video: Soapy Shower Wank In Tradie Gear17 days agoreport
Wow!
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Photo: Still covered28 days agoreport
Hot place for you to be, too.
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Photo: Brought to my knees28 days agoreport
Such a vulnerable, submissive look on his pied face
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Video: First Time Trying Pies and Chocolate Syrup, plus Cumshot2/22/25report
Wow! So mud-like and so inviting.
Photo2/22/25report
It was humiliating and cold.
Photo2/22/25report
Very tempting indeed.
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Photo: Bouncing up and down on that dick!2/22/25report
This is quite the pie target.
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Photo: Hey BIG Spender!2/22/25report
This had to feel great.
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Photo2/22/25report
Very nice
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Photo2/22/25report
Ha-ha! Pied and boned at the same time.
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Photo2/16/25report
Welcome back. You need dunked.
User: SquelchingScott2/15/25report
That's a sexy, muddy session.
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Photo: Mud-gasm Complete 2/10/25report
I wouldn't mind being a party crasher or a bird on the fence during these scenes. Wow!
Photo2/9/25report
That's quite the pie pose there.
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Photo2/8/25report
Pie me and get me wet, UMD.
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Video: Shaving Cream Pie Fun in the Shower 12/8/25report
leatherpup360: Yes, I do. I could use some helping hands.
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Video: Shaving Cream Pie Fun in the Shower 12/4/25report
Wow!
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Scene: Mike in Shower with Black Shirt and Pants2/3/25report
That's a very nice view.
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Photo2/3/25report
Nice view
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Photo: Didn’t stay clean for long1/18/25report
Sexy video and hung well
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Video: Bearded Guy Gets Pied and Slimed1/10/25report
Sweet pie target
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Photo1/4/25report
I like that expression on your face, too.
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Photo12/30/24report
Creamed all over that beard and hairy chest
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Photo12/29/24report
Yes, please!
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Photo: Finally clean12/27/24report
You're dunk tank material. ;-)
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Photo12/26/24report
He can pie me next.
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Photo: 04112/22/24report
You need a few turns in a real dunk tank.
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Photo12/22/24report
Very nice
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Photo: Another post-pie shower12/18/24report
Wow! Very nice.
Photo12/15/24report
A mess all over your hairy chest
Photo: October 2024 hotel room mess12/15/24report
Slimy and beautiful
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Photo12/13/24report
Oh, yeah! I'd do that, too!
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Photo: Enjoying a dip 112/12/24report
Wow...
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Photo12/10/24report
Yeah, rub that pie in on your chest.
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Photo12/8/24report
Yeah, dunk him again.
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Photo12/4/24report
Excellent slime coverage
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Photo12/2/24report
Nice, foamy chest
Photo: Feels amazing11/26/24report
Sexy view of a wet, hairy chest
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Photo11/26/24report
Nice view
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Photo: Oops, I accidentally sat in one of the pies for th11/25/24report
He's boned and gunged.
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Photo11/25/24report
Dunked in Thick Green Slime - Looks Fun!
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Photo11/23/24report
Sign me up, please.
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Photo11/23/24report
well done
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Video: Gunge in Jeans11/20/24report
WetandMuddyFun - Correct with your estimate
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Photo: Seven inches of fun11/18/24report
WetAndMuddyFun - Both!
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Photo: Showing and Growing It11/18/24report
You need to wear that in my dunk tank for all of us on UMD.
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Photo11/13/24report
Very nice view
Photo11/4/24report
He's sporting that heavy, wet look for sure. Hoodies feel great when soaked.
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Photo: set # vx5380-guy 11/4/24report
Yeah, pull that shirt open and take another pie to that body.
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Photo11/4/24report
That is some great mud action, Jace.
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Video: Triple Play, Muddy Weekend11/4/24report
Get wet and strip!
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Photo: set # vx5317-guys 11/2/24report
Nice coverage. I love what you've done to your hair. ;-)
Photo10/24/24report
Do I hear a little groan when the pie hits you in the face?
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Video: Coconut Cream Pie10/24/24report
Great video. Made me bust nut.
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Video: Water Bottles--summer Is Coming10/24/24report
Trade you places?
Photo: Cold.10/23/24report
Nice coverage
Photo: 0310/23/24report
Big feet, a hairy wet chest, and white pants revealing his mood meter
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Photo: set # sm1890-Maks 10/20/24report
Nice view
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Photo10/18/24report
Some of the sexiest pie pics on UMD are right here.
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Photo10/17/24report
Wow!
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Photo10/17/24report
Yeah, take it off.
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Photo: 20 / 3610/14/24report
You need a few turns in my dunk tank.
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Photo10/8/24report
Well done!
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Photo: And to top it off9/24/24report
That is some sexy, hairy wetness.
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Photo9/23/24report
Humiliate me!
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Photo: Dunked/Pied/Singlet9/10/24report
It was a long-time fantasy of mine.
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Photo8/29/24report
Sexy pose in the shower
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Photo8/26/24report
Looking good!
Photo: Fluff Shorts Side 18/26/24report
Wow!
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Video: Pie Wash 38/20/24report
Wow!
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Photo: Messy Session 😉🎂🍆8/20/24report
Very nice pose and coverage
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Photo: 188/9/24report
Wow
Photo: 298/7/24report
Nice custard gunge... and view, too.
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Photo: Custard on the cock!8/6/24report
Yes, he did get you good.
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Photo: He got me good 8/1/24report
Ha-ha!
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Photo8/1/24report
That's some good coverage.
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Photo7/26/24report
Wow! Hot pose and hot pie guy.
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Photo: Stick it to the man7/25/24report
Wow! That's a hot pose and look on you.
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Photo: Flexing in pies7/25/24report
Wow
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Photo7/24/24report
Hot!
Photo7/23/24report
Grinning and slimed, what a combination.
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Photo7/23/24report
Wow!
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Photo7/23/24report
Sexy pose and situation
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Photo: Back to black7/23/24report
He's creamy and hairy in all the right places.
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Photo7/23/24report
Nice view
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Photo: Soap Gym7/17/24report
Very nice view
Photo7/13/24report
Pied and looking sexy
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Photo7/11/24report
Very nice pie coverage
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Photo7/9/24report
Shirtless and slimy
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Photo7/4/24report
How many people took you up with your pie-in-the-face birthday request?
Photo: The fateful sign that got people to pie me5/8/24report
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