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Nice view
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Photo: Didn’t stay clean for longSaturdayreport
Sexy video and hung well
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Video: Bearded Guy Gets Pied and Slimed12 days agoreport
Sweet pie target
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Photo18 days agoreport
I like that expression on your face, too.
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Photo23 days agoreport
Creamed all over that beard and hairy chest
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Photo24 days agoreport
Yes, please!
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Photo: Finally clean25 days agoreport
You're dunk tank material. ;-)
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Photo27 days agoreport
He can pie me next.
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Photo: 04112/22/24report
You need a few turns in a real dunk tank.
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Photo12/22/24report
Very nice
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Photo: Another post-pie shower12/18/24report
Wow! Very nice.
Photo12/15/24report
A mess all over your hairy chest
Photo: October 2024 hotel room mess12/15/24report
Slimy and beautiful
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Photo12/13/24report
Oh, yeah! I'd do that, too!
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Photo: Enjoying a dip 112/12/24report
Wow...
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Photo12/10/24report
Yeah, rub that pie in on your chest.
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Photo12/8/24report
Yeah, dunk him again.
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Photo12/4/24report
Excellent slime coverage
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Photo12/2/24report
Nice, foamy chest
Photo: Feels amazing11/26/24report
Sexy view of a wet, hairy chest
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Photo11/26/24report
Nice view
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Photo: Oops, I accidentally sat in one of the pies for th11/25/24report
He's boned and gunged.
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Photo11/25/24report
Dunked in Thick Green Slime - Looks Fun!
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Photo11/23/24report
Sign me up, please.
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Photo11/23/24report
well done
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Video: Gunge in Jeans11/20/24report
WetandMuddyFun - Correct with your estimate
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Photo: Seven inches of fun11/18/24report
WetAndMuddyFun - Both!
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Photo: Showing and Growing It11/18/24report
You need to wear that in my dunk tank for all of us on UMD.
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Photo11/13/24report
Nice coverage and goofy smile
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Photo11/6/24report
Very nice view
Photo11/4/24report
He's sporting that heavy, wet look for sure. Hoodies feel great when soaked.
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Photo: set # vx5380-guy 11/4/24report
Yeah, pull that shirt open and take another pie to that body.
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Photo11/4/24report
That is some great mud action, Jace.
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Video: Triple Play, Muddy Weekend11/4/24report
Get wet and strip!
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Photo: set # vx5317-guys 11/2/24report
Nice coverage. I love what you've done to your hair. ;-)
Photo10/24/24report
Do I hear a little groan when the pie hits you in the face?
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Video: Coconut Cream Pie10/24/24report
Great video. Made me bust nut.
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Video: Water Bottles--summer Is Coming10/24/24report
Trade you places?
Photo: Cold.10/23/24report
Nice coverage
Photo: 0310/23/24report
Big feet, a hairy wet chest, and white pants revealing his mood meter
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Photo: set # sm1890-Maks 10/20/24report
Nice view
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Photo10/18/24report
Some of the sexiest pie pics on UMD are right here.
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Photo10/17/24report
Wow!
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Photo10/17/24report
Yeah, take it off.
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Photo: 20 / 3610/14/24report
You need a few turns in my dunk tank.
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Photo10/8/24report
Well done!
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Photo: And to top it off9/24/24report
That is some sexy, hairy wetness.
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Photo9/23/24report
Humiliate me!
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Photo: Dunked/Pied/Singlet9/10/24report
It was a long-time fantasy of mine.
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Photo8/29/24report
Sexy pose in the shower
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Photo8/26/24report
Looking good!
Photo: Fluff Shorts Side 18/26/24report
Wow!
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Video: Pie Wash 38/20/24report
Wow!
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Photo: Messy Session 😉🎂🍆8/20/24report
Very nice pose and coverage
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Photo: 188/9/24report
Wow
Photo: 298/7/24report
Nice custard gunge... and view, too.
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Photo: Custard on the cock!8/6/24report
Yes, he did get you good.
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Photo: He got me good 8/1/24report
Ha-ha!
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Photo8/1/24report
That's some good coverage.
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Photo7/26/24report
Wow! Hot pose and hot pie guy.
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Photo: Stick it to the man7/25/24report
Wow! That's a hot pose and look on you.
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Photo: Flexing in pies7/25/24report
Wow
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Photo7/24/24report
Hot!
Photo7/23/24report
Grinning and slimed, what a combination.
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Photo7/23/24report
Wow!
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Photo7/23/24report
Sexy pose and situation
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Photo: Back to black7/23/24report
He's creamy and hairy in all the right places.
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Photo7/23/24report
Nice view
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Photo: Soap Gym7/17/24report
Very nice view
Photo7/13/24report
Pied and looking sexy
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Photo7/11/24report
Nice self-pie action
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Photo: GIF7/9/24report
Very nice pie coverage
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Photo7/9/24report
Shirtless and slimy
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Photo7/4/24report
How many people took you up with your pie-in-the-face birthday request?
Photo: The fateful sign that got people to pie me5/8/24report
This looks so fun and so sexy.
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Video: Pie Kiss!5/4/24report
Nice view.
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Photo: Who wants to kiss my ass?4/28/24report
Lick, lick.
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Photo4/28/24report
How'd this feel?
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Photo4/28/24report
Nice view
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Photo4/28/24report
Needs pied, gunged, and muddied up
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Photo: Way too clean.....need gunge badly do I have any v4/9/24report
Nice pie hits.
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Photo: 13/25/24report
Nice coverage
Photo3/25/24report
Inviting pose
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Photo3/25/24report
Pull back that singlet and pour the goo right down his hairy chest.
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Photo3/18/24report
Very nice wet view
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Photo3/3/24report
Great pie coverage
Photo3/3/24report
Way to take the pie.
Photo: I guess I should have seen that coming.3/3/24report
Great wetlook
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Photo3/3/24report
I can't decide who has the better role, the one getting slimed or the one dumping the slime, in this scenario.
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Photo3/3/24report
Nice!
Photo: Real Chunky Teal 43/3/24report
He needs me in there as a spotter.
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Photo: Coming tomorrow wamtastic.co.uk3/3/24report
Yeah, rip it open and take the gunge.
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Photo: New recording now on onlyfans 😈3/3/24report
Hot!
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Photo: Whipped cream pie in the face3/3/24report
Don't shut your pie-hole!
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Photo1/20/24report
Pinch it
Photo12/30/23report
I've heard of "butter fingers," but this "jelly toes" is new to me.
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Photo12/30/23report
I like the expression on his face and the deep breaths, too.
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Photo: Cum into my face...12/30/23report
Wow, he's in a cage. That just adds to the gunging experience. He's helpless with nowhere to go... sort of like the dunk tanks I'm into.
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Photo: GERASEV 12/30/23report
Eww. What is that, mud or oil? He reminds me of the Docker's pants dunk tank guy.
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Photo: The Wages of Fear 195312/30/23report
Drywall mud? Wow!
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Photo: https://www.instagram.com/p/C0_6UGGADl81IQyi_5Kcbl12/30/23report
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