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"This will stop me from hearing the "Baby Shark" theme."
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Photo11/18/22report
"Which pie has chocolate in it?"
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Photo: PM me for details! 11/17/22report
"I think I mixed too much cream."
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Photo: Yum11/15/22report
"I shouldn't have said 'I don't know'".
Photo11/14/22report
The makings of a DIY hot fudge sundae kit
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Photo11/11/22report
"I'm getting this dirty because I'm actually a Jets fan."
Photo: Want to see it wet..?11/8/22report
A remake of "Goldfinger"
Photo11/5/22report
"This is the sexiest game of Hide and Seek I've ever played."
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Photo: Taylor the “good girl” 😂 11/3/22report
"Somebody please turn the water on so I can finish my shower."
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Photo: Happy Halloween hehe 11/1/22report
"I shall now trick or treat as Pumpkin Pie Man."
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Photo10/31/22report
"If you biter my finger again, there's a jar of chocolate syrup with your name on it!"
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Photo: 23 oh! Something was coming into my mouth10/28/22report
He must have a full body sunburn.
Photo: 1410/27/22report
"All right, I'll go out with you."
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Photo: 0310/26/22report
"I'm sorry I made fun of the dessert, honey."
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Photo: 110/25/22report
"I knew I shouldn't have bet on the Dodgers to make it to the World Series."
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Photo10/23/22report
"Hold on, I almost got that roach out of your ass."
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Photo10/20/22report
"Where's my Calgon?"
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Photo10/19/22report
Too embarassed to be shown with a guy with whipped cream all over his face
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Photo10/18/22report
Auditioning for the Coldplay video for "Yellow"
Photo10/17/22report
"All right, who was the joker that filed my swimming pool with clay?"
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Photo10/16/22report
"If somebody can't pie you right, you have to do it yourself."
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Photo: That self splat10/12/22report
"Where is everybody?"
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Photo10/11/22report
"What happened to the water?"
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Photo10/6/22report
"One more primary color to go!"
Photo10/3/22report
"I think these are fake, because I saw the tank they're hooked up with."
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Photo10/2/22report
New horror film character: Scary Naked Purple Face
Photo: 04 Awesome purple coverage~10/1/22report
"Yuck! I hate strawberry!"
Photo9/30/22report
"The quicksand took my clothes!"
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Photo9/25/22report
"All right, who was the joker who filled my pool with chocolate pudding?"
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Photo: Muddy conference...9/21/22report
"No, no, I wanted chocolate frosting, you idiots."
Photo9/18/22report
"Joy of Sex meets The Three Stooges"
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Photo: Pied and fucked9/17/22report
"Where's the chocolate?"
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Photo: Miss.. you seem to be covered in some kind of Gung9/14/22report
"The blue paint seems to be fine..."
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Photo9/13/22report
"OK, I give up; you can have the car this weekend."
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Photo9/12/22report
"Messy Boxing" didn't quite catch on well on "The Ocho".
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Photo: ON THE ROPES9/4/22report
"What, no mustard?"
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Photo9/2/22report
"Do I look like a canvas to you?"
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Photo: GungeMad - Laughing Stocks8/28/22report
"That's for beating me at Mario Kart today."
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Photo: 10 Splat!8/27/22report
Creating a superhero: Naked Guy with Black Paint
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Photo: 05 I got gunged with black paint8/26/22report
"What the hell kind of wrestling stipulation is this?"
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Photo: Pied By Pie132408/23/22report
"Please, don't let it be strawberry frosting. I hate strawberry."
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Photo8/22/22report
"This is better than the washing machine."
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Photo: Xtra thick 8/19/22report
"Spagghettios, anyone?"
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Photo8/18/22report
"And what else would like on your ice cream?"
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Photo: was that really asked for?8/14/22report
"That was a close call in the quicksand."
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Photo8/13/22report
"I feel like a piece of fish about to be fried in oil."
Photo8/10/22report
"No! Not the giant razor!"
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Photo: Have mercy 8/7/22report
"When the thermostat goes under 60, then I'll finish my pie."
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Photo8/6/22report
End of foreplay.
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Photo: tied and humiliated8/4/22report
"Next time, somebody please tell me about the quicksand."
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Photo: https://umd.net/download_info/happy-birthday-to-me7/31/22report
"This is the strangest cathether I've ever worn."
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Photo: Bound Mushy Pea Knicker Filling7/30/22report
I guess that means no more dessert for a while.
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Photo7/29/22report
"Please don't gunge these puppies."
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Photo7/27/22report
"Oh, no, I've ruined my daughter's birthday!"
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Photo7/25/22report
"No,not the Ben and Jerry's!"
Photo: Behind the scenes of SplatHQ7/21/22report
With my disguise, I can now steal beer from the liquor store.
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Photo: muddy enough for ya?7/18/22report
"Lost another bet with the wife."
Photo: I: Who am I kidding?7/17/22report
"Wow, the jogging path seems extra muddy today."
Photo7/16/22report
"Hey, who put vanilla frosting in my shower water?"
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Photo7/15/22report
"I'm sorry I criticized your cooking."
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Photo: I had no idea you could throw my cakes! 7/13/22report
Just hanging out at the mudflats
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Photo: Cooling mud in UK Heatwave7/12/22report
Awaiting the boatload of chocolate sauce for her chocolate bath
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Photo: Cheeky undies Sunday7/11/22report
"I'm sorry I made fun of your cousin Bob."
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Photo: Thrown in for the second time :)7/9/22report
"They said my boobs would get bigger if I put this magical mud on me."
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Photo7/7/22report
Fighting for the new Mudhole Title
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Photo: 16 Even better! 7/1/22report
Batman's new archenemy--Pieface
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Photo6/9/22report
"Who wants to join me; perhaps one of the MPV girls."
Photo: Mudbear at home!6/8/22report
"I guess I deserved that for winning at Mario Cart."
Photo: I love making them stick6/7/22report
"I'm sorry, I won't cheat on you again."
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Photo6/4/22report
"I'm going to tell my wife about this. Maybe I can get rid of her once and for all in this quicksand."
Photo6/3/22report
"If you don't tell us what the combination is for the formula, we'll hit you with these pies until you talk...and you will talk."
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Photo5/31/22report
The loser of this trivia contest gets thrown into the quicksand bog.
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Photo5/30/22report
Hey, what happened to the chocolate splash?
Photo5/29/22report
Nothing like a mud bath at the spa
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Photo5/28/22report
Always thinking ahead...
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Photo: protip: it's too hot outside to run, shower first5/26/22report
It's never too early to prepare for football season.
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Photo: come join me?5/23/22report
The new game "How much will this hold in my pants?"
Photo5/22/22report
Auditioning for the Blue Man Group
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Photo5/16/22report
In the dungeon of the Kingdom of WAM
Photo5/15/22report
"All right, who shoved my face into my birthday cake?"
Photo5/14/22report
This wasn't the shower I was hoping for.
Photo5/13/22report
Overdoing it on shave day
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Photo: 045/12/22report
Odd doctor's appointment
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Photo: RUINED5/11/22report
Finally going to shave this beard off
Photo: I'm back!5/7/22report
"I thought this was the chocolate syrup shower."
Photo5/6/22report
Taking the term "clay bed" a little too literally
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Photo: so sticky i can barely pull myself up!5/5/22report
Why you should never hold a fashion show during a thunderstorm.
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Photo4/29/22report
Rejected scene from the new "Avatar" film.
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Photo4/26/22report
Hey, who threw this pizza at me?
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Photo: Longing for a sloppy kiss 4/21/22report
World Champion in the Clay Wrestling League
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Photo: 00 - Clean, in a 4Hunks Singlet4/20/22report
Sinking deep into lovr
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Photo: 01 - A pash as we sink4/16/22report
Celebrating Pi Day a couple of months late
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Photo: A pie a day keeps the doctor away 😉4/15/22report
Post-match catching up with the parents
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Photo: after4/14/22report
Deleted scenes from the Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards
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Photo4/11/22report
That's what happens when you don't bet on Kansas to win the NCAA Championship.
Photo4/5/22report
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