What about whipped cream? However, it must wash off. I don't want to ruin those shorts. They're my favourites (although I wish I could have got darker ones).
You can certainly see more of me in those sexy shorts. It may take me a while to arrange a gunging of them. In any case I'd rather be gunged entirely (with custard?).
I've used whipped cream before and have a video of it. Unfortunately the lighting wasn't great so the video quality is quite poor. I'll have to do it again.
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Video: A Well Deserved Pie in My Face7/23/16report
New status: Someone please put a custard pie in my face!