Dslapstick works at Splatterhouse foods. He has been the top selling executive for the past 3 yrs. He didn't know about his reward this year. At the annual meeting he was proud to be receiving the award for the third year in a row. He is promptly taken on stage time to sit on the stool which has a kitty pool around it. Before he can ask what that is all about the crowd is cheering for him. Dslapstick just gets into that forgetting about the pool. Before he knew it the joke was on him. 5 co-workers came up and there were 20 pies total being thrown at him. He was like OMG my suit, my hair. After that he received a new suit so he could change and $100. The owners said so you gonna try for year 4? We already have a new idea for next year hehe
Well Dave I think the pie repellent work just fine. At least you didn't get hit in the face with all those pies. But then again why would you not want to? The ooey gooey runny good feeling over your suit. Oh you know you like it and it feels so damn good. My suggestion is you go the opposite way with it instead of a pie repellent, why not develop a pie attractor?