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Thanks for buying my content dear, hope you enjoy :)
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Due to my declining mental health, until further notice, I'm no longer offering customs.
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I'm always happy to chat, don't be shy - send me a DM! :)
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That's because Captain Smarmee is the one covering me in mess - and he's male. :)
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So I've written my first piece of WAM erotica - "Dirty Deepthroating" available to read for free now - in my blogs!
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Site rank #2 and runner-up to WOTD! Thanks for the loves everyone. :D
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Thanks for buying my scenes dear, hope you enjoy them :)
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Bought a scene from me? Leave a review and I'll send you a special coupon for 15% off your next purchase! :)
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Maybe you did inspire me to do more messy videos filling up footwear. :P
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After a short hiatus, I'm now offering customs again. Also available are customs as my "Charm Agony" character, if you're a fan of hers. E-mail me for more details. :)
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Well when you do face or head dunks, holding your breath just sort of happens y'know? I couldn't ever make it into a major thing though, I'm asthmatic. Blowing bubbles is fun though.
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Oh my. I would love one of these - may I ask where you were able to acquire one? :)
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I'm sexy whether I'm wearing a t-shirt or a catsuit. T-shirts are comfy :P
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I try and keep them on actually - though it's often impossible. :)
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This was our first attempt with them - they didn't really work all that well... had to crack them open with our thumbs like eggs.
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I have been commissioned to do a clown-based custom... so watch this space. :)
Any suggestions on "clowning" things I can do in addition to pies? I'm quite new to this.
Any suggestions on "clowning" things I can do in addition to pies? I'm quite new to this.
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Awesome! If I was a guy, I'd totally grow a beard and trash it with pies. :)
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Most people count down to the warmer months so they can sunbathe and enjoy their gardens. We count down to the days where we can get gunged outside without dying of hypothermia! :)
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Apologies if you've been sending me messages and I haven't replied - I can't get notifications on my phone, only on my PC. UMD isn't mobile friendly, I'm afraid. :(
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Just uploaded some clips from my YouTube channel - just for those who have never seen my stuff before. They shall be free, as they already are on YouTube. :)
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My 2nd day as a member of UMD and I'm an honorary VIP?! LOLWUT. :)
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Green gunge is overrated - and it's an American stereotype. Us Brits need to popularise red, white and blue gunge! :splosh:
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