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I hope that you passed the audition after all that xx
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Video: Highlights--an Awesome Audition9 days agoreport
Instant hard on. Good looking guy getting exactly what he deserves.
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Video: Pied in a Lycra Singlet9 days agoreport
I remember these photos from way back. So very hot: Matt Jordan must be one of the most handsome men alive, and he always took a custard pie enthusiastically. Nice to be reminded of these classics.
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Photo14 days agoreport
Oldies ... but always goodies. I don't think that I've ever seen a guy looking so hot wearing a clown red nose xx.
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Photo15 days agoreport
Nice looking custard pie?. Can I come over and pie you some time, please?.
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Photo26 days agoreport
Too handsome for words: I would love to rub a big custard pie in to that lovely face.
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Photo28 days agoreport
Fabulous gunging: thanks for sharing xx
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Video: Suit Gunge12/27/25report
Great gunging: thank you so much for sharing xx
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Video: It's a Green Christmas12/27/25report
You're a really handsome guy, whether you're smiling or not.
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Photo: D047 - I don't really like smiling haha12/21/25report
A wonderful set of pictures: thank you so much for posting. Such a handsome guy xx
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Photo12/21/25report
Head dunked in a vat of custard for a start ...
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Photo: How should this clown get humiliated?11/29/25report
I'm a sucker for a handsome guy with a beard, wearing a red nose and about to get messed up: my idea of Heaven xx
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Photo: Is that pie for me!?!?11/29/25report
A big handsome bearded guy about to get a custard pie in his pie: what's not to love??
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Photo11/29/25report
Nothing hotter than a good looking and well dressed man getting pied and gunged. Thanks for posting xx.
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Photo11/28/25report
The anticipation is palpable xxx
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Photo11/23/25report
Love your pictures: best clown stooge in the business. How kind of an Australian to cheer up an Englishman after beating us so heavily in the first Test Match of The Ashes xx.
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Photo11/22/25report
Looking so smart and as handsome as ever. I do hope that nothing happens to that lovely suit ...
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Photo11/22/25report
I love this picture; and I love the make up.
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Photo11/2/25report
The anticipation is excellent: and I can testify that most guys will be always pleased to pie you whether you wear glasses or not - nobody is safe.
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Video: Four Pied Eyes11/2/25report
Love to rub thee custard pies in to your willing face xx
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Photo10/11/25report
Love to see that handsome face, hair and beard get completely gunged. Thanks for posting xx
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Video: Gunged Again--It's Been a While10/11/25report
A custard pie hat: always my favourite. A pie in the face; and then another one on top of the head.
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Photo9/29/25report
Great 'after' picture. I wish I could have been the one to deliver that custard pie in to your face xx.
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Photo9/29/25report
A sexy pie for a very sexy man xx
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Photo9/29/25report
The type of handsome face I dream of pieing/love to see getting pied xx
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Photo: Post-shower selfie, all clean now!9/19/25report
The cutest face for a custard pie xx
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Photo9/19/25report
Nice one Jez. I've never bought a Splat Show video yet; but I might be sorely tempted to buy one with you featured in it.
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Photo: Custard pie challenge9/19/25report
Fantastic custard pie sandwich, and a great reaction. Thanks for posting.
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Video: Gooey Pie Sandwich9/16/25report
Fabulous video - we could all see that you are really enjoying it xx
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Video: Naughty Fun9/16/25report
Would love to see where that custard pie eventually ends up xxx
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Photo9/5/25report
Fabulous session. You take a custard pie in the face like a real man xx. I hope to be able to do the same to you myself one of these days!.
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Video: Joey Gets Pie Slammed by Nbgunge8/21/25report
Just incredible my friend: thanks for sharing xx
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Photo: Pantsed and pied by NBGunge8/14/25report
What a handsome face xx
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Photo8/10/25report
Love the new spectacles. Surely nobody would be cruel enough to pie a guy in glasses
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Photo: Clean ready for the party 7/10/25report
Fantastic. That's a great look for you
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Photo: Me as a AI clown 7/10/25report
Top work Jez, my man. Sorry I've not commented before, but somehow I've only just come across this video of yours. I hope we can look forward to more of the same in the near future. :)
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Video: Obliterated!6/22/25report
Another well aimed and well taken custard pie in the face. I wish your red nose had stayed on. LOL.
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Photo6/22/25report
What a wonderful and accurate aim; and you have such a great reaction: a true clown.
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Photo6/22/25report
I'd love to put a big custard pie in that lovely clown face xx
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Photo: Fool6/12/25report
One of the most handsomest men I've ever seen pied.
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Photo6/6/25report
Foxy, you always look cool xxx
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Photo5/16/25report
Lovely and thick. It's good to see that you've got all the most important bits completely covered. Great set of photos.
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Photo5/3/25report
What a cute rabbit. I could have done with you coming over and making my Easter weekend a little more exciting ...
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Video: Fluffy Foam Bunny4/29/25report
One of my favourite videos on here. Both great guys, who take the custard pies so very well. I hope that you're able to do more videos together. Thank you for posting.
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Video: Pieing My Lookalike4/29/25report
Happy Easter to you!. Thanks for posting such a brilliant group of photographs. Looks like you got nice and messy, and thoroughly enjoyed it.
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Photo4/20/25report
The perfect slow custard pie delivery and rub in the face. I wish I could come across somebody like you whenever I'm just wandering around the place!.
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Photo: Gif of my chef public pieing4/13/25report
What I love to see. A guy who can take a custard pie in the face with panache and good humour xx
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Photo4/9/25report
Good pie. And I love your little giggle of enjoyment afterwards .
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Video: Connect 4 Loser3/27/25report
Yees, that's a slapstick move you don't see very much of these days, for some reason. Smartly dressed man getting his face full straight in to the custard pie by his tie. Very well executed.
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Photo: B - yanked by the tie3/23/25report
Hello Jupyclown: thanks for adding me as a friend on here. I look forward perhaps to exchanging some messy custard pies with you in the near future. Steve :)
User: Jupyclown3/9/25report
Excellent video: thanks so much for sharing on here
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Video: Trespassers Will Be Pied3/2/25report
Fbulous video; great coverage. Very impressive that the red nose managed to stay on.
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Photo: The buffoonery of it all...3/2/25report
Welcome back. You really rock in that jacket. Steve
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Photo: Pie me 2/24/25report
Poor you!. I'm loving the heart shaped head gear. Just the sort of romantic treatment you deserve on Valentine's Day. I hope that you enjoyed the experience. I'm more than tempted to purchase the entire scene. Thanks for posting.
Scene: Creamy Valentine's Day Trashing2/19/25report
Looking so pretty in pink. I'm loving the pink custard pies, and I really must buy myself some pink coloured avalanche spray. Glad to see you're wearing that t-shirt again xx.
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Video: The Onslaught Continues2/19/25report
Great pies and great coverage: thanks for sharing.
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Video: Three Pies2/19/25report
Wow! You hit yourself so hard with that pie, I nearly fell of my seat whilst watching the video. Great job though, and good coverage. Thanks for posting.
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Video: Pie Ordered2/19/25report
Fantastic splatter and coverage. One of my favourite posters on here.
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Photo2/19/25report
Fabulous delivery and coverage. Thanks very much for posting.
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Photo: Cute guy caked2/13/25report
Thumbs up from me!. Great video, and thanks for posting.
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Video: Shaving Cream Pie Fun in the Shower 12/5/25report
Excellent coverage. Personally I absolutely love that shirt xx
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Video: Custard Pied2/5/25report
Extremely good pieings: your friend is an absolute expert pie thrower; but then again, you are also a very good stooge xx.
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Video: A Few Splats2/5/25report
Handsome guy. Look so good getting pied. Thanks for posting.
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Video: Ferrari1/29/25report
Beautifully done. What a great stooge you are.
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Video: Sloppy Business Pies, Free Video!1/29/25report
Great double pieing. Thanks so much for posting.
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Photo: No Notes CEOs1/27/25report
This has to be one of the most accurate, messy and brilliant custard pies ever delivered. Imagine being the lucky clown being hit in the face by this custard pie!.
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Photo12/26/24report
Fantastic video. Thanks for posting and sharing xx
Video: Pies, Green Gunge and Foamy Rubbing10/10/24report
Another great clip: where do you find them?. Thanks for posting this one Joey.
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Photo: Larry Sullivan Jr. pied in USA High10/9/24report
Yes, I love the instant and quick mess of avalanche spray.
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Photo9/27/24report
Hello there. Thanks for posting this. I remember that I had it on VHS video all those years ago. I often wonder if those two well dressed guys knew they were going to get pied, or that it was a surprise pieing.
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Photo: double audience pieing from Only Joking9/18/24report
Excellent custard pie sandwich; and usual great coverage :thumbsup:
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Photo: gif part 28/6/24report
There really is no other guy who looks so good with a face full of custard!! :)
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Photo8/6/24report
Great make-up; and the anticipation of what is about to happen. Looks like you both had fantastic fun.
Photo5/13/24report
I love this picture, and of course I have the video which I recommend to other members. Nice to see a side-on angle of a guy delivering a custard pie expertly in to the other guy's face.
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Photo5/13/24report
Lovve it - you know just how to take a custard pie in the face. I love the look of anticipation as the pie is about to be thrown, and the coverage is just awesome. You have a very talented pie-throwing friend there,
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Photo5/13/24report
Fantastic photograph. I was wondering when we were going to have the pleasure of seeing that handsome face pied!.
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Photo5/13/24report
The sort of messy scene that I love to be a part of.
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Photo5/8/24report
Glad that you managed to post this up eventually. Great pie and lovely coverage. Cool whip and vanilla yogurt obviously make ideal ingredients for a custard pie.
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Video: Self Session 0311/4/23report
Great picture.you obviously have a face that suits custard pies
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Video: Custard Pie Fun10/5/23report
Looks like great fun and good coverage. I wonder whether I'll get the opportunity to use avalanche spray with you in the not too distant future
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Video: Avalanche Spray Fun10/5/23report
Thanks for all the likes of my photos: that's very kind of you xx
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User: Alex Sanchez9/3/23report
Absolutely brilliant video: thanks for sharing.
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Video: Pie Your Cards Right7/30/23report
Great set of pictures: it looks like you really enjoyed the experience. Thanks for sharing x
Photo: 014/10/23report
Love all your custard pie pictures. Such a handsome man xx
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Photo4/10/23report
Fantastic!
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Photo: 112/18/22report
Nothing beats the joyful anticipation of a guy about to have his full head dunked in to a big custard pie x
Photo: 042/18/22report
Let's hope for a messier and more fun 2022!
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User: blueypie12/31/21report
A messy merry Christmas to everyone
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User: blueypie12/24/21report
I wish that I had more mates like that xx
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Video: Pied by Two Guys12/14/21report
Great pictures, thanks for posting. Looks like you enjoyed your Splat experience xx
Photo12/10/21report
Feel free to chat to me about custard pies x
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User: blueypie12/9/21report
Poor sad clown. Who could possibly be so cruel as to have done that to you????
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Photo: *sad trombone noise*8/23/21report
2 sessions this week: would like to make it 3 ...
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User: blueypie8/19/21report
My 1st custard pie in 2 years. Hope more to follow ...
User: blueypie8/13/21report
Crack an egg over your head for Easter xxx
User: blueypie4/4/21report
Nothing hotter and hornier than seeing a handsome well dressed man getting a custard pie in the face. Classic as ever; and thanks so much for posting.
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Video: Pinstripe Pies 14/3/21report
April Fool custard pie in the face for everyone xx
User: blueypie4/1/21report
Pie lovers of the world unite x
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User: blueypie3/7/21report
Wish I could think of something witty and original to put he
User: blueypie3/6/21report
Last pie action, June 2019. Hope lockdown ends soon.
User: blueypie3/6/21report
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