I have thirty pies waiting for you. I take two cream pies and sandwich your head twenty of them. The rest of them go to your boobs and ass...oh yeah..I also put two pies under your feet so your standing in the pies the whole time
I'd make sure every inch of your gorgeous face is plastered with pies, from chocolate cream to banana cream pies. I'd pie your ass a few good times as well as your boobs. I'd make sure your entire body was covered with pies. Afterwards, I'd spray you off and escort you to a dunk tanks filled with beautiful brown mud. Forget throwing balls to hit the target...I'd stand there and hit the target with my over and over!!