I'd make sure every inch of your gorgeous face is plastered with pies, from chocolate cream to banana cream pies. I'd pie your ass a few good times as well as your boobs. I'd make sure your entire body was covered with pies. Afterwards, I'd spray you off and escort you to a dunk tanks filled with beautiful brown mud. Forget throwing balls to hit the target...I'd stand there and hit the target with my over and over!!