The full series may be available in bargain bins still. That's how I got my copy, though I haven't watched it yet. I saw the bits I described on tv back in 1988/1989, when it was on tv.
This reminds me of a bit from a CBS Saturday morning kids' show called HEY VERN IT'S ERNEST, starring Jim Varney as his character Ernest P. Worrell. In a recurring bit, an actor played Ernest's tongue as Ernest put various things in his mouth. Once Ernest was eating peanut butter, so a large spoon upside down was run over the actor's face, covering a lot of it. Another bit that wasn't as messy had a popsicle run against the tongue.
This is the last thing my friends would see rise from a pool in front of me before it hugs me and they'd have to watch as I disappear entirely becoming this thing.
I have a fantasy: a TV series where an arrogant and handsome bad boy is often humiliated, for example: covered with horse or elephant semen; and fall into a pool full of semen and/or other disgusting and stinky substance.