Comments by blondbear

Damn, what a hot time that must have been. Thank you for sharing!

Photo18 days agoreport

Oh yes please. You are quite obviously enjoying that.

Photo: Suit and tie? Slime and pie!10/21/24report

Beautiful. Thank you for keeping the art alive.

Photo: The Vanishing Art of the Pie in the Face10/20/24report

Damn. Yes please.

Photo9/29/24report

Beautifully done. I can see how much you're enjoying that.

Photo: I got slimed and pied! GIF8/24/24report

Beautifully done!

Photo: What's better than a pie in the face? Three pies 7/11/24report

Beautifully done! I'm envious.

Video: Slimed Again by Jay852uk5/23/24report

Beautiful. Someone needs to do this to me.

Photo: 115/5/24report

I need dates like this! Well done and very hot. You look like you had a blast.

Video: Date Night Pies3/18/24report

Damn. Hottest thing I've seen in months!

Photo: Whipped cream pie in the face3/1/24report

Damn, that was an awesome video. Thank you for sharing that! Makes me want to get pied myself.

Video: A Good Old-fashioned Pie Fight with Carolinapies1/9/24report

That looked amazing. I'm so glad you decided to share this with us.

Video: Gunge Bath and Fleshlight Day 212/26/23report

Excellent engineering! Great job!

Video: Pie Pod W/ Crowning Glory7/5/23report

Nicely done! You obviously had a ton of fun.

Photo3/31/23report

The things we do for our art, right? Nicely done!

Photo: Taking a pie on all fours for a custom. Really!?2/9/23report

Thank you for your commitment to the scientific process.

Video: Tub Oh Cream1/9/23report

Those are the best pies for wearing I've ever seen. Bravo. Love your content!

Photo: 221/1/23report

Looks like it turned out! Nicely done.

Photo12/27/22report

Damn, that looks amazing.

Photo10/8/22report

I'm with piebro, it looks like one of Piehound's videos.

Photo10/5/22report

You simply must forget your ATV more often. Great picture!

Photo: belly flopping in the mud8/22/22report

That's a great look for you, bud!

Photo: 5 - So creamy8/8/22report

Damn but I need to try this.

Photo: Pig seeking pig7/24/22report

That is a great hit!

Photo: I'm no baker, pies just explode in my face!11/25/21report

I'm going to be in Los Angeles next week for two nights (Wednesday and Thursday). Anybody want to get pied in my hotel room?

User: blondbear9/8/21report

This is the only way to cook.

Photo6/4/21report

This was a Sludgemaster photo, wasn't it? I remember the photo right before with with the standing man holding the pie.

Photo6/2/21report

Wow. That's quite the aftermath! Love it!

Photo5/26/21report

You look GREAT!

Photo: Any grommr fans on here? 4/28/21report

There you go. Looks great on you!

Photo4/16/21report

Best way to enjoy your birthday cake!

Photo4/15/21report

I obviously have not been going to the right events.

Photo4/3/21report

Now this is the kind of hotel we all need to stay in.

Photo3/31/21report

I definitely need to stay at this hotel!

Photo3/19/21report

Like you would need to ask! Just point!

Photo: I think I'll stay covered all day.3/2/21report

Being covered all day sounds delightful.

Photo: I think I'll stay covered all day.3/1/21report

Lick that too? Don't mind if I do. Thanks!

Photo: lick that too1/15/21report

Back in the 90's I'd buy six Mrs. Smith's banana cream pies, let them thaw to room temperature and have some fun. Thank you for the memories.

Photo1/15/21report

You look amazing! Looks like a great time.

Photo: Love it when my face is fully covered10/21/20report

That is awesome looking! I want to do that!

Photo: Green fan10/18/20report

Oh, man. Need some help cleaning that up? *wiggles eyebrows*

Photo9/29/20report

Multiple throwers? I volunteer as tribute.

Photo: table 2 of 37 Bettercreme pies 200lbs of bettercre9/15/20report

I can tell what it is and I love it! Keep painting!

Photo: ummm . I can not do it well.9/4/20report

Amazing. Thanks for sharing that, bud!

Photo: I have transformed into a Silver Greek God 7/31/20report

Oh, yes please!

Photo: 4 guys nude and me getting it good!7/7/20report

Oh, wow. You look AMAZING. So hot!

Photo: Casserole6/6/20report

I'd have gone to haven, too!

Photo: I have pied and gone to heaven.6/2/20report

Got messy for the first time in years last Saturday. Oh, man, how I've missed that. So I'm back, fellas! Let's get painted & pied!

User: blondbear6/1/20report

Man, I gotta try this sometime. That looks awesome.

Photo6/1/20report

Definitely have to come by your place for dessert.

Photo5/31/20report

All over the face is the best, isn't it?

Photo: The "Icing on the Cake"5/31/20report

I would be hard as fuck, too! Damn!

Photo: hard af cock4/26/20report

Thanks for the compliment!

User: TimeToDare12/9/19report

This is as close to perfection as you're going to get.

Photo: Post Pie Pod 4 pies and one bowl of pink slime1/12/19report

The answer to that question is always, "FUCK YEAH!"

User: KohbaltPup11/19/18report

A lot of us are envious of the two of you. I still want to try this but it's likely never going to happen.

Video: Columbus and Muddymcmudd Fun Time3/22/18report

Wishing I could get messy right now. Soon.

User: blondbear2/21/18report

I'm painted and ready! Let's do this!

User: blondbear2/16/18report

Making another clown video tonight. Cross your fingers.

User: blondbear2/15/18report

I'm trying to think of new videos. Will take suggestions.

User: blondbear2/15/18report

Happy Vanlen-pie's Day!

User: blondbear2/14/18report

It smells like cream pie in here. Hope no one notices.

User: blondbear2/11/18report

I have four Edward's vanilla caramel pies. I can't wait!

User: blondbear2/10/18report

I'm getting things together to make a video and really wishing I had someone to chat with while I apply the face paint. :-(

User: blondbear2/8/18report

Any time is a great time for getting pied.

User: blondbear2/7/18report

I need to get pied real bad today. If I just wish it hard enough, one may fly out of nowhere and splatter all over me.

User: blondbear2/6/18report