Beware of the flying sauce-ers!
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The pies are incredible and the subject is SO worthy of them. We could have a great time together!
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Video: Marshmallow Caramel PiesThursdayreport
When this series was first posted, I had said if it were me, I'd have my cock and balls hanging through the slats. Silly me. He had already done it! And glad to see it!
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Photo: Target!!Sundayreport
Someone give me a pie!!!
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Photo: Target!!Sundayreport
Caption? I have no words for this!!!!
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PhotoSundayreport
He thought it would cut the oil from the pies. But I think he just wanted to rub it ALL over me :)
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Photo: My pie pal said head to toe shaving cream would cu11 days agoreport
You got that right!
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Photo: it's the splatter that matters14 days agoreport
This pic is awesome in so many ways. Many hot elements!
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Photo18 days agoreport
This my kind of hotel! Such abuse! And those pies that stuck to his face! Extra humiliating!
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Video: Jake in the Slapstick Suite19 days agoreport
That's the way to take a great public pie. Even with a little post-pie humiliation
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Photo: Creamed by a Marine20 days agoreport
Oh man!!!!
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Photo: Muddy Ass20 days agoreport
This is about as sloppy and hot as it gets
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Photo20 days agoreport
I love a face plant!
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Photo1/13/25report
That's quite a flagpole sticking up in that gunge over that hunky body, Man!
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Photo: Nowhere to hide1/12/25report
This is some of your best work! 100% hot
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Photo: Jolly Green Pieing1/8/25report
I love how he peels it off his face! Gotta remember that
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Photo12/26/24report
Why is this such a turnon!? Let me tell you
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Photo: It’s not just me that likes chocolate….12/21/24report
Recipes? I need the same. But more than that, I need to be the guy smashing them into your face. And elsewhere :)
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Video: Pre BD Pies12/18/24report
What is this glorious stuff!?
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Photo12/18/24report
I am envious
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Photo12/18/24report
Unreal! A wet monster! :)
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Video: Shower Fun12/18/24report
I'd like to be a part of this
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Photo12/16/24report
I just can't stop admiring this pic
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Photo: Succumbed to the Mud12/14/24report
This is so hot to me! I love how you allow your package to just pop out into freedom.
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Video: Buck Gets Wet!12/13/24report
That photoshoot must have felt SO good
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Photo: Enjoying a dip 212/13/24report
Oh maaaaaaaan!
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Photo: Enjoying a dip 112/12/24report
This creative scene works for me!
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Photo: Buck Gets Wet! 12/12/24report
I want to be that actor
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Photo: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/s28dIvaI6Ls11/23/24report
You always had "the look"
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Photo11/13/24report
Fantastic! White pies on a molasses covered body is the best. And your white pies are also the BEST!
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Video: Thick Black Molasses and Pie11/5/24report
This crew has mastered the head dunk and face plant!
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Photo11/3/24report
Turn on!
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Photo11/3/24report
Wear a singlet, expect the consequences :)
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Photo10/26/24report
I forgot to comment on good your body looked all slopped up. But that's expected :)
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Video: One of the Thickest Pies in My Face10/11/24report
Great drippy pie. I have never seen Pie #1 delivered that way, but it worked out great! Hotness!
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Photo: How to Start a Pie Fight10/7/24report
I LIKE this!
Photo9/26/24report
Good point mgiards! And rhe spatula! We're running out of tools here
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Photo: Who loves custard 9/21/24report
I love a gooey sticky pie. Especially the look of it being wiped off the face
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Photo9/16/24report
A great creaming!
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Photo9/14/24report
Great caking of a cute dude
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Photo: Movie "Merlí"9/14/24report
Excellent hit
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Photo: Папы про9/14/24report
Amazing youtube video!
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User: orfin9/11/24report
One of the best gungings ever!
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Photo9/3/24report
Oh maaaaan!
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Photo9/3/24report
ThisisHOT
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Photo: Divadlo Masopust - Přípravy na všechno9/3/24report
Daaayam!! Is this muscular stud naked too!? Where can I see more?
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Photo: Fear Factor... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMQ9/1/24report
A faceplant by a hunky chef into a cake!? Major fantasy!
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Photo9/1/24report
What I wouldnt give to coat that body in slop with my two bare hands!
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Photo8/31/24report
Unreal HOT
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Photo8/31/24report
Two hunks making a true stooge out of this guy! And they're loving it
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Photo8/27/24report
Such a great pie for a stooge who's already been gunged
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Photo: I got slimed and pied! GIF8/24/24report
What an awesome hit!
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Photo8/23/24report
Excellent faceplant of a hot stooge. Perfect cake for it
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Photo8/23/24report
Awesome closeup of an Aoki caking. You never see those
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Photo: Pied by Steve Aoki8/21/24report
So hot and deliberate!
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Photo: Steve Aoki pied by Vin Diesel8/21/24report
I need this!!
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Photo: pie06 gif8/18/24report
What a pie smashed in the face should be
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Photo: pie02 gif8/18/24report
Oh man what an awesome pie!
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Photo: pie03 gif8/18/24report
I would love to help you scrape off
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Photo: 53 - Scraping off8/18/24report
it makes you look like a statue! Woof!
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Photo: 53 - Scraping off8/18/24report
A poke to the but and a great body plant is a about as humiliating as it gets. I gotta audition for these!
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Photo8/16/24report
I think the best head dunk I have seen yet!
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Photo8/14/24report
I'm tellig you, wear a wrestling singlet and this what ends up happening!
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Photo8/12/24report
I have wanted you for many years now
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Photo: Picking pie crust crumbs from my bush...8/11/24report
Love this!!!
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Photo: tied and humiliated8/11/24report
Let me help you with that
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Photo: Picking pie crust crumbs from my bush...8/10/24report
I'm a sucker for a guy with guns taking a pie
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Photo8/8/24report
Woof!
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Photo8/7/24report
I love being the messed up muscle buffoon, but this is one I could not do! Very cool gag tho!
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Photo7/29/24report
I would have loved to apply this mud with a brush. Or my hands :)
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Photo: MuddyBuck muddy hard 17/29/24report
Mudman, kinda like what's growing OUT of his?
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Photo7/28/24report
The money shot
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Photo7/28/24report
This is about as good of a comedic humiliating faceplant as you csn get. These TURN ME ON! I gotta say these guys are pretty acrobatic and good at acting like stooges. I want their job
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Photo7/28/24report
I want to be the ref of course
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Photo: Stephanie McMahon in The Unique Pool With Referee7/22/24report
Great faceplant and bodyplant of the hunky ref!
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Photo: Stephanie McMahon in The Unique Pool With Referee7/22/24report
I dunno what to say!
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Photo: Presenting7/20/24report
The package is part of the clay package
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Photo: Clay Cock7/20/24report
Coated with clay, yet fully exposed
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Photo: Bliss in the Pit 7/14/24report
I love this triple hit!
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Photo: What's better than a pie in the face? Three pies 7/10/24report
But you said I could cum on you!
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Photo7/8/24report
Yes stooge, those are beautiful cakes that will wind up in your face
Photo7/8/24report
Few of us here would really be competitive at this run. We'd all be rolling around and embracing it to get very far lol
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Photo6/27/24report
Even a shower to clean up the slop is erotic
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Photo6/26/24report
Let's face it. Two built men in speedos. One face down after a body plant into the mud. And the other covered head to toe in slick mud on his knees in it. How much better can it get!? Well there's Muddybuck
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Photo6/24/24report
This is just CHOICE!!!
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Photo6/24/24report
I need a piece of that
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Scene: 'Rafa Initiates' 3: Jimmy + Fabio Stripped Naked + Trashed6/24/24report
This muscular man is embracing the sensual humiliation!
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Photo6/23/24report
If I were to replicate this, my cock and balls would be hanging through the grates. Just say'n. Thank you for some really hot content Man!
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Video: Trespassers Will Be Pied6/20/24report
Another additional gag to my slapstick video scenes!
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Photo6/16/24report
Unreal messy muscle
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Photo6/14/24report
Oh doh! Its YOU. I didn't get the memo until I saw Piedaddy. Don't forget you have an open invitation to stay at the "villa"
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Photo: Big men make easy targets6/12/24report
Is he a UMD member, or a willing target? Woof
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Photo: Big men make easy targets6/12/24report
Sexy hot work
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Photo: 116/12/24report
So well photographed!
Photo: 096/12/24report
I think guys already know,
I'm up
Gor whatever you want
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Photo: Double fists6/9/24report
What I meant was one of those mud partners in a three way
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Photo: Double fists6/8/24report
I'd love to be your third friend
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Photo: Double fists6/8/24report
He is owning that mud!
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Photo: https://www.instagram.com/p/CX3hhOOs99v/6/5/24report
I loving the
Humiliation of th
reckless
driver
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Photo6/5/24report
Great
dive into the mud! I woulda done the same thing
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Photo6/4/24report
Another good angle. I could watch this over and over again
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Photo: Vidyut Jammwal6/4/24report
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