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Oh fck YES!!
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Photo12/31/20report
What an incredibly hot scene!!
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Photo12/31/20report
Daaayam thats SO hot!!!
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Photo12/31/20report
I had a solid drink of Tom of Finland vodka for this
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Photo12/31/20report
Perfect stooge!
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Photo12/16/20report
Hot video of a great pie hit!
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Photo11/27/20report
I just love this. Completely covered and still going
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Photo11/12/20report
We dressed up for Halloween but he hates clowns so he "gave it to the fckn clown!"
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Photo11/1/20report
One hot buff naked pic!!
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Photo: 410/24/20report
He's got some all-time classics for sure! How I'd love to have a session with him
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Photo: Past Photo Shoot10/23/20report
I want to be the guy on the bottom
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Photo10/23/20report
I miss Chris Geary! Is he still around?
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Photo10/23/20report
Oh yes oh yes!!
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Photo10/4/20report
We need more built guys into getting sloppy!
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Photo: Shaving foam facial10/1/20report
Oh WOW!
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Photo: 06 Almost there10/1/20report
Oh man! I need to move into your neighborhood!!!
Photo: Gunged the guy next door 9/21/20report
This is how you treat a hot stooge! Hell yes!
Photo7/23/20report
Looks like a "bodysuit" of gunge! Loooove the idea and look of that!
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Photo7/21/20report
I think my fave too. Choice use!!
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Photo7/20/20report
Its just a really hot pic that I can embrace. Even more so after pied18's comment!
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Photo7/20/20report
Hang on guys! Oiling up!? I have never done that for a session!
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Photo7/14/20report
Now this one was not previously released to my knowledge. Another classic!
Photo7/2/20report
Its from my alltime favorite series. And another classic!
Photo7/2/20report
Oh wow! Reminds me of another muddy pratfall that so turns me on. A round assed naked one at that!!
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Photo: Where the frat hicks empty their septic tanks.6/23/20report
Art
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Photo: Hair LOL6/16/20report
Locked in a pie factory!
Photo: I have pied and gone to heaven.6/4/20report
I need that costume to take pies. Perfect! Maybe in spandex?
Photo: Pie victim fashion.5/28/20report
I like it! I like it!
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Photo: Blam-splat... goes the clown! ♪ ♫5/21/20report
This one makes me want to help you out big time!!
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Photo5/20/20report
I need this!
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Photo5/12/20report
I'd love to have a pie fight with your boyfriend. And take some pics!!
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User: Wolfsbane5/11/20report
My friend pieprankster, also on UMD, made them for me years ago. They still see good use!
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Photo: Years ago my pal geared me up as a clown?5/11/20report
I am loving this sexy nasty buff chocolate bunny!!
Photo: 394/1/20report
Oh heck yeahhhhh
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Photo3/4/20report
Fun! Wish I had been in there too!
Photo2/29/20report
I don't suppose your US travels will take you to Las Vegas?
User: megapies2/7/20report
I never get tired of viewing this hot cosplay session
Photo2/7/20report
One of the best pics ever!
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Photo: My younger pie days2/6/20report
The body, the bare feet, the bulge...and oh, the pie too!!
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Photo: He took a few pies from me, too. I think we can a1/20/20report
Under the slop...those eyes....
Photo: He ran a good campaign.1/14/20report
Yeah that's a pretty hot scene!
Photo1/14/20report
A fun messy video! Who would have thought it would work so well!
Video: A Shave for Thanksgiving11/30/19report
So tell me whats the attraction? Cock in the pie? Then in the face? Whats the turnon? So I can provide.
Photo11/22/19report
Oh yeahhh
Photo11/22/19report
I really want you
User: PrinceNiels9/17/19report
Congrats on pic of the day. Told ya!
User: Gungedawg9/10/19report
No video. Just a lot of pics
Photo8/30/19report
Cleaned up after the pie fight. Sorta.
Photo: Cleaned up after the pie fight. Sorta.8/30/19report
Getting hosed off
Photo: Getting hosed off8/30/19report
Daaayam thats an amazing suit!!
User: londongearguy7/30/19report
Dayam I need you to help me paint a room in my house!
Photo6/30/19report
Love this! Always a classic
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Photo6/18/19report
Classic male slapstick that turns me on. The messy nudity doesn't hurt either lol
Photo6/16/19report
This is a really hot series. What did you use for wallpaper paste?
Photo6/16/19report
How'd you do that?! Shaving cream!?
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Photo: Creamed 6/10/19report
Yes. I'd like to see that link too
User: MudCreamer5/31/19report
It's been years since I took that mud bath as part of a video. I took a face-first pratfall into the pit.
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Photo5/28/19report
This is wild stuff! I woildn't even know where to get some of the ingredients but I'd like to.
Photo5/27/19report
What'ts the recipe? Looks perfect
Photo: Pouring the mix all over me!5/24/19report
Oh WOW! This one got me going! I love the legs up, foot in the pic, plus the bare ass. Not to mention the buried head.
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Photo5/24/19report
I want to see DURING!
Photo: before or after?5/18/19report
You are right piginmud. Amazing! And so hot!!
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Photo5/16/19report
Hot, masculine, and sexy. Oh, and messy humiliation!
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Photo5/12/19report
Oops never mind. I read the rest of the captions. We don't have nastrosol in the US.
Photo: So much mess! Getting Completely covered!5/10/19report
Looks kinda thick for slime, but fabulous! What's the recipe?!
Photo: So much mess! Getting Completely covered!5/10/19report
Do you remember what kind of gunge was used? I recognize graham cracker crust--but not much else. Daaayam.
Photo: This was a long time time ago... 2006!5/10/19report
Nice to see you enjoying the humiliation!!
Photo: 145/4/19report
Thats a turnon! I'd need more to cover my whole body! Daaaayam!
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Video: Treacle Facial3/30/19report
An incredible thorough trashing on a worthy body. What an awesome humiliation. TURNON!!
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Photo: This was a long time time ago... 2006!3/25/19report
Dirty, sloppy, drippy, slippery--on a muscled model. Erotic perfection!
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Photo: Chocolate Cake Batter and Spaghetti 13/24/19report
Yeahhh...you know this is the kinda stuff I like!
Photo3/11/19report
This is a classic!
Photo3/1/19report
This is the way a built stooge should take it! HOT!!
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Photo2/23/19report
What did you use for that session?
Photo2/18/19report
Stooge, THAT is one messy scene! Daaayam!
Photo2/17/19report
This pic is so hot on several levels!
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Photo: He took a few pies from me, too. I think we can a2/11/19report
This is one slopped up stooge that is owning it!!
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Photo2/11/19report
Oh maaaan this is erotic!!
Photo: Cock massage1/14/19report
Daaaayam you look good in wet jeans!
User: huncho1/12/19report
I love it how it runs down your crack!
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Photo: Need to find a good place to sit :P1/12/19report
Now THIS is how to take a pie to the face!
Photo12/30/18report
What an erotic scene!
Photo12/26/18report
What the heck!?! Fantastic!!
Photo12/18/18report
Hot muddy ass shot!
Photo: Naked in swampy mud12/18/18report
Well, what have we got here!?!?
Photo: cock loving mud11/27/18report
Words escape me
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Photo: this is what mud makes me do11/26/18report
Oh man it keeps getting better! Ass, balls, and yes, legs! Daaaayam!
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Photo: muddy arse and balls11/26/18report
Smoothie takes the cake! Hardeeharhar!
Photo11/25/18report
That body looks awesome emerging from the mud like that. Daaayam
Photo: Dick dippin'11/25/18report
I can think of a better one.

I love seeing a muscular body coated in mud!
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Photo: The best suction a guy can get...11/21/18report
Thanks! I love the role of being humiliated as a sexy, masculine clown.
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Photo11/18/18report
There is a video of it. I just need to find it. Do you think it would sell?
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Photo11/18/18report
Looks like peanut butter. Fabulous stuff to get plastered with!!
Photo: That's more like it11/17/18report
OMG! Its getting me hard thinking of it!
Photo11/17/18report
That vid got me going. Love the idea of lying down in a pie or two
Video: Pie Plank8/13/18report
No reason to lie--I'm flattered. I'll post some more for you.
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Photo7/30/18report
i was bound to the pole in that pic, btw
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Photo7/30/18report
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