It'd be hot as hell to run across a stud like you fully dressed and soaking wet in the pool, even if I'm not sure I'd have the balls to ask to join the fun.
When the coach told CLT_23 that his uniform was to clean, he went right to work adding color to it. Unfortunately, it was the opposing teams color, and he was not put in the game. Poor guy, better luck next time.
Now you look ready for the football game there stud. That uniform was way too clean for way too long no more sitting on the sidelines for you get in there now and play the game.