I'm jealous. I can't help but imagine myself in some role as the cocky finance manager finally getting what he deserves as four of his suited employees have had enough of my unrealistic demands at work, each take either an arm or a leg, and toss and plop me in after I keep bragging about my custom Tom Ford suits at work right into this mud pit at one of our company's newest construction sites. Enjoy crawling out of the mud and driving back in your Bentley to the office dripping in mud, Sir!
Love you, too
