In which our hero, CockySuit tried to explain to Online Dom that these stylish linen trousers are actually Beige and not white, but OD wasn't having it.

Said "distinction without difference" and ordered a Humiliating Self-soak just the same.

These pants are Crisp And Stylish... And Not White... and... Why Should I BE Punished For Living MY Truth!?!? At most they are taupe or Bone!

All for some outdated fashion rule? This is SO Unfair! I'M All Wet!