Armed with a pan of warmed up custard, I dump some of it straight over my head, letting it drip down my brand new wetsuit. A short while later, I pull the neck and pour some more custard straight into the wetsuit. I only wish I had gallons of it so I could see how much it holds!

Anyway, back to the gunging, and I pour more directly over my face, enjoying the warm sugary custard. It's not long before I'm smearing it over my wetsuit. Then it's time to take it off, and I spend a little time enjoying myself before turning around and pouring the remaining custard onto my back, letting it run down onto my bum.